0:00 [Music] so we've uh we've talked about cryo freezing before right like your nuts and your eggs yeah your nuts whole body oh that's what it is also like after like you know like you die or whatever like freezing the body right away hopes in the future disne blah blah blah but now there's a new facility that is trying to leverage and used uh like Cutting Edge Ai and all that stuff called time shift that is potentially going to put your body on Paw so it's not like you die let's freeze it maybe we can do something it's like a you're alive and you choose to like freeze now oh my God yeah and then come out the gate later nah I don't want to do that but here that's like idiocracy but here's the thing though but don't you want to just like go to sleep and then wake up and
0:50 Grand Theft Auto six is out that's cool sold I'm sick of waiting but do we age cuz like if we Frozen right and everyone else ages and you wake up and you're like oh man I missed all those things with you guys but damn I look good it's like click dude kind of it's like click with Adam Sandlers but like the concept could allow cancer patients to wait in stasis for medical advancements or even for Humanity to outlive apocalyptic disasters the system would even use AI to let your digital Avatar communicate with loved ones during cryostasis like the concept of this is like evolving in a in a more userfriendly a consumer based like IDE way too smart for what I'm able to understand unless we're all sleeping together I'm not down you can communicate you're your digital Avatar uses AI to I guess perceiver interpret
1:41 you're not communicating shut the f you're not communicating with you know what I say I say ████ that they're talking to your away message yeah exactly on AIM but it's a personalized away message okay yeah what that's soir you know what I'll do I'll like oh we're all going to do this together I'll be the last one to go to sleep and then I go teabag everyone and then I go need to get this is what you get this is what you get this what you get and you're like I can't wait till we wake up and I can tell you guys 400 years later for example this concept uh was an Interstellar remember I remember that you do the long sleep it's like imagine you got to take a spaceship ride to go to like Saturn where the Stargates are exactly y y u but that's going to take you like 2 years to get there so instead you going to stasis and then by the time you go
2:32 like this next thing you know you're there that's all that's how sleep is now you're 42 no you're not now the world went 42 years but you are still what you are that's why Matthew mccon but doesn't it take two years you his daughter remember his daughter's old as ████ and she was actually fugly now she was really hot before now she fat from cyber faton from cyberarm what was that movie where the guy accidentally wakes up and then he woke up that one girl cuz he was obsessed with her Chris Pratt and then yeah yeah one of the worst titles for a movie ever like they made a jungle in the spaceship and then they became like what's her face with and then they died when she was really hot cuz she was wearing she was but then when they when they got to the location they woke up and they're like pass terrible terrible name for that terrible so bad I would have called it space ████
3:23 space ████ I like that space ████ is sick that was a good movie though I would have called it incel setion oh that's good cuz that guy was a ████ incel ████ I'm going to watch it I haven't seen it that's a good movie great movie incel setion it's like disturbingly relatable yeah yeah right like imagine you accidentally wake up or whatever the hell happens and you're just like I have 40 years by myself like I'm going to fall in love with this ████ right now for sure th% I be but I'd been jerking it over ████ containment unit thing yeah but he already did that for like probably 4 years gave up dude woke her up in 30 seconds they show him squatting over the window I don't know how all that ████ got on there yeah wa there's a lot of jizz on yours that's not mine that's not mine I so I was walking by these and I
4:13 noticed there was a lot of jizz on yours so I thought I'd come check it out and then he woke up and then he woke up I was try to clean it off of you I don't know if I I don't think there's anything like I would never want to suddenly wake up in a world that's like completely unrelatable yeah that sounds like a not an actuality that sounds like a ████ nightm yeah it sounds like a nightmare to me that's like having Alzheimer's I yeah yeah exactly that's a very good way of putting it I could understand it if the in the concept of like you know like we become an interplanetary species blah blah blah SpaceX y yada and we got to go live on mars or whatever and they're like hey this these consumer trips right this like commercial trip people frequent them to go back and forth between space whatever and you're just kind of like yeah I'm over this two-month Journey I'm down to go to sleep for like two months I I'll be into that people used to think right when they like would go from country to Country on
5:03 ship and you know it's going to take two months yeah and then they're like ████ it I guess that's why they put beds in there but the difference is now it's like we're just accelerating that concept right even just going on the I was just in the UK it's like 9 hours if I could kicked it the whole time I would have if I could hit a button and I'm just out and I wake up and I'm in the UK duh yeah sick but I understand it's like I I don't know if I want to go down for like a generation where like all my loved ones are dead well only if they were like Joe said if everyone kicked it with you yeah that'd be kind of sick yeah I'd be good if like you could somebody could go back in time if we can go forward in time in that that way and somebody came back in time was like yo these next 50 years are going to suck yeah yeah yeah yeah but all right yeah let's just jump it that be kind of tight I want to see the sucky have you heard that funny Theory where they say that um the the lottery only exists as a way to catch
5:55 Time Travelers no way that's funny that's fny it's just a joke but it's pretty funny to think about I'm going to believe it how does it work well no cuz if whoever wins the lottery the idea is that you just arrest them right away cuz how' they know the numbers but I love how time travel obviously but I love how all the time travelers the all all the time travelers are like rednecks and like straight up ghetto folks and and then they lose all of it dude what if we right we we go to sleep yeah and then he doesn't and then we wake up we could do JK without him what the hell right that's the little loophole right like 60 years later if we were asleep he'd be doing JK without us years in the future he it's up to him to keep the channel alive he
6:46 has to keep it going 6 years later we don't even have our Channel anymore we post it goes to it's just zero views all your wives remarried me ████ all of them every single one damn we didn't think this through yeah we didn't think this but we're still on camera and he's just doing JK by himself it does way better it's a hit through the roof it's a hit he's moving our ████ B the dead Subs come back to life I mean I would you know if if you only have one life to live I I I think about like you know when really old people go into like retirement homes and like nursing homes at the end they're like ████ it let's just do LSD together I could see that like I'm I'm already about to kick the can yeah put me in cryostasis and let me wake up when like technolog is wild cuz like even when I wake up I might only be there for like another like 5 10 years right you to do it at the later part of
7:36 your life but not now I guess that yeah if you're like old as hell you're at the end it's like dude not to be too morbid but are you perhaps assuming that we're only going to advance from here cuz cuz I imagine like look at the way if we don't advance from here who's going to wake my ass up well true but we we went to the moon what 60 years ago and we haven't been back since and now they're say space aliens there you never went there's too much come on the moon I heard Buzz filled it up dude that's why it's glowing I just wonder if we're I just wonder if we'll actually Advance like I think idiocracy is real oh it for sure is everybody's wearing Crocs now the whole movie is turning out true everyone's getting stupider okay well look look at the examples that we do know exist in real life right somebody goes to jail in like the
8:27 1930s they're they're in jail for like 50 60 years they come out oh yeah the world is crazy true that's just like an actual generation of technological and exponential advancement but I feel like in jail you actually know some ████ no but in that particular era it's not like they had TVs or newspapers or cell phones or whatever like that just kind of like changed in a way that was like astronomical yeah definitely something of that nature could happen again even if you're privy to to news of it right it's like uh electric cars now that are super super popular that drive by by themselves our grandparents would be kicking the graves right now going no way yeah like no way cuz even today even if if you're not in jail and you just getting the Tesla's autopilot for the first time it's your first time you're like what the ████ right legit so I mean of course we got to be able to have that
9:18 feeling in some capacity even if the world kind of sucks I agree so give us like 20 years of cryostasis I like it you know our children haven't died yet right or anything like that we can come back and they're like maybe out of their terrible twos so that we don't have to deal with that we ditch them when they're infants they just don't know who you are I'm just scared of the waking up part why is it the waking up from the cryo is that 100% guaranteed or is there like a 3% chance you just keep sleeping for no it's 100% car it always goes like this but always there's always there's always some sort of room for error no the only worry about is like motor functioning you got to be like wiggle your big to you go to like therapy for a little bit physical therapy for a couple years and then you could walk and then you're good though walk your own I rather die what
10:08 we do to Bart is when Bart wakes up we hire a guy who's like who's like oh you're awake sweetie and then Bart's like what and he's like he's like what I'm your husband that'll be dope he's like we were we've been married for a decade you don't remember when he gets mad and lashes out we make him double down we gu gas we start gaslighting him yeah and we start putting like you know horse tr equalizers in his ass and stuff just we get him back we'll get him back we'll get him back dude that'd be so funny by then they'll have these mirrors that can reflect anything you want so we'll be like take a look at yourself and it's just like a totally different guy a Mexican guy now that's why I'm not down to go to sleep people can pull a fast one that's what you get for teabagging everybody while should teabag F teabag we hired actor we get we get him to look exactly like Tao with ████ facial recognition ████ right and then he's like he's like Dad I'm so
10:59 glad you're awake and then he's like oh what have you been up to son he's like he's like I'm the Democrat Governor of California T it's like no why be easier like you're gay yeah that would be that would be scary if like yeah you woke up from cryo and you think you you think you're talking normal and moving normal but you're really just going oh but then you're not test subject number one like really scary I'm hoping that all of this stuff is like tested out before but then okay it is tested out are you going to go like the Allegient version of this or are you going to go the United Airlines version of it scary how it be tested out enough if like like someone would have have to have done it for 50 years in order for
11:50 them to know if you could do it for 50 years hey it's probably already being done we don't know about it definitely just like human cloning oh like if wall dizzy woke up now and he's like hey it works guys yeah if it was Walt Disney I'm in dude if Walt Disney woke up like literally tomorrow and he's like I'm in the land of the future look at me you just missed he should have just like it's tomorrow he if he came out he's like hey I think Moana sucks dick I'd be like I'm I'm I'm in would you trust it would you trust it just based on Walt Disney it's actually Walt Disney that's such a that's that's a weird one I'm like how is that relevant for my life today cuz that's from what 19 is he actually is Frozen right now I don't know who knows yeah he's Frozen underneath underneath the Disney statue Legend it's an urban what about what about 10 years Somebody went down 10 years ago came back that's recent enough
12:41 that's what I'm saying a lot of ████ happened in the last 10 years they still like but PlayStation games don't look that different 2014 but if they went to bed and like yeah burn let's say they went to bed 8 years ago and then they wake up and you're like they're like oh what happened you're like Trump was president and you're like well Trump's president again so kind of the same ████ damn
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