0:00 [Music] there's a man who was jailed recently for causing a mile-long inferno with fireworks because he was trying to impress his girlfriend oh so i hope it works man that's pretty cool though a mile long everybody here is like yo it's kind of tight that's kind of because everybody loves fireworks that sounds like a stupid romantic idea a guy would think of because girls don't give a ████ about fireworks like that as as a woman really thank you as a woman thank you how does that if bart did that for you how would that rate for like wow let's see he succeeded though i think jill would want a divorce because she'd be like that's some simp ████ bro only a mile yeah i don't like ████ no uh can i tell you what bart actually did here we go okay so when bart and i first started dating i used to work at a bank all right and this bank was in um in koreatown and koreatown is pretty
0:51 good so we had the the when you entered this bank you you have to open one door and then you're in a box and until that door closes behind you um the front one then opens yeah right so you're kind of in this box and then you can go in so we're already on high alert we have security guard that's just we have all that this fool on valentine's day decides to dress up wig um glasses short shorts um like he went into the ████ prop room and got like the weirdest like 70s looking outfit he had like this like red wig on that like swipes like a bank robber in disguise oh my god uh he has flowers okay walks in i'm at my desk and uh in a ████ southern accent this motherfucker's like
1:41 it didn't click until just now bro he's like i do that all the time oh the southern accent time got it okay okay so this ████ goes is a girvana here and everyone just is like oh wait can you say the line i probably just screamed i was like like that dude like he knew where my ████ was like he knew where my stuff was um but the whole bank just ████ stops and like everyone's just scared i'm like oh my god dude i thought that was romantic bro getting your girl fired you just got your girl fired from her job bro power moves bro he could have been shot we have a ████ security guard he could have been shot dude uh but then he'd like he he continued to talk about how it's like valentine's and then people just started
2:32 clapping monologue yeah yeah yeah but i was like this is so embarrassing so i think uh he taught that i was scared though i was in the car probably like brandon before a fight you know yeah exactly i was like fixing your wings [Laughter] yes dude i have a question for you what the ████ was he thinking what was the desired like outcome that you wanted out of that get laid i ████ take off my underwear and we just ████ right there in the middle of me banking you know when you're just young you don't think as much yeah yeah i still don't think just having an idea i don't know 25 maybe that's pretty romantic it's pretty grown dude 25 you're like you're a full adult now you kind of
3:23 think a little five you think a little bit more yeah it was uh it was not no wig no southern accent i don't think at all non-regional dialect they made fun of me for a while at that at that bank you should you should have done that annually so what did you do though you you made the announcement you gave the flowers crazy he just gave it to me the security guard the old hispanic guy give me a high five on the way up oh wow yeah guillermo hooked you up huh did you throw him something later that day or what uh i don't know maybe i mean i hooked him up i'm sure probably you probably turned off you're like okay so this uh this guy actually is a i guess an artist but um he was sent to prison after starting this uh moreland's blaze that ended up causing 680 000 worth of damage where more than 100 firefighters had to
4:14 tackle this mile-long inferno you'll remember during the summer when the ████ couple did a gender reveal like a couple of years ago and ████ burnt the horse that was like during cover too so like i think that was in the lockdowns and you could even go outside yeah remember that ship firefighters had to stay home and they couldn't fight it stay in home order i really want to put it out there's a mandate sir you live out there and where the fires were no but i do remember like there was hell of smoke in there it was crazy the whole la was like smoggy oh yeah because then you couldn't even do your run that's probably just i mean you want to run [Laughter] oh man but yeah i feel like every single one of these fires is always started by some sort of like really really small stupid incident right whether it be like a flicking of a cigarette to like a wannabe like cooking a s'more or something like that while you're s'mores
5:05 more or smaller that always happens with the guy i don't know i'm not gonna yeah guys are ████ dumb i thought that's because girls don't make fire oh ████ you took a turn you like playing with fire geo what's the last time you saw a girl make a fire yeah what's that time you i've never seen a girl in the kitchen every day no that doesn't count outdoor outdoors or water elements that's a made invention watch the person who made a stove was actually a woman or something who made the ████ look but who made the woman the ████ out of here i made the fire for it uh yeah you guys are dumb walk to remember let's see he didn't cause a fire just named a star after that's all you got to do yeah name is star after a girl that's all you have to do that doesn't cause ████ for nothing it actually doesn't do anything how
5:55 expensive was that like six hundred and eighty five thousand he just said i'm talking about how much does that guy pay for all this fireworks you wanna know that that's the logistics i know the damage costs what's the initial investment fireworks aren't cheap what's the roi on that well yeah that's a good question though that's like 20 grand or something right like because the fireworks aren't cheap because the ████ doesn't disney spend like millions every time they shoot first it's pretty nuts yeah but they're showing a mile long right no it's not a mile this show is ████ sick though it's really good that's really a million dollars every night it's a ████ ton of money i was shocked look at how much we're paying on the entrance better be a ████ millionaire how much does it come look to fireworks cost and that's how it makes sense are boxers allowed to go on disney okay or like other boxers go oh you like disney they already have
6:47 that's on the johnny just just clever how much you say it was i thought it was a ████ million dollars this is forty to fifty thousand dollars a night wow that's it it's so freaking i thought it was a million dollars lexus ls back in 1992 that's nothing i thought it was a lot well i mean i just remember if you didn't say a million 40 to 50 000 a night i would be like wow that's a lot not really ████ bro okay that's a ████ or maybe it's like a million a year maybe 40 g's times 365 or whatever you have ████ tinkerbell from the castle ████ risking her life every night ziplining that ████ yeah maybe they just have like an awesome bulk deal like discount well they're like we'll buy from for 50 years yeah now i think hey have you guys been to disneyland during covid yeah yeah or is everyone wearing masks and ████ like the princess it was necessarily outside not necessarily outside yeah no one yeah they changed
7:38 the haunted mansion ghost to reflect the deaths of that year [Laughter] that's really dark sorry sorry sorry when you're in that ████ spinny riding ████ dudes are ████ in a cove in bed and stuff oh that's ████ up dude ████ man i don't even know where to go with that yeah yeah so like this guy he went to jail huh this guy's this guy got arrested yeah so what was his point was he trying to like propose or was it just for art or apparently he's an artist apparently he created this um contraption where uh it's a 3d artist sparked um by experimenting with a device he created for letting fireworks off remotely uh this was in april of this past year and he just got convicted for it just trying to impress his girlfriend with a new fireworks toy he had to start with a mile long though he couldn't go
8:28 shorter maybe that went and it went nuts i think the fire went into a mile long inferno but the firework was probably like you know right there i thought a mile long inferno okay so that happens to you guys bart you can't answer um how do you guys put this ████ out a mile you want to pee on it for sure you mean like a small one because how does it ████ get so crazy so fast it's because of where they're doing it right if you're in like the moorlands yeah and it's just all ████ flammable material true it could have been a windy day i get it if i have brandon skills i start ████ beating the ████ you know that is the correct thing you're supposed to do punch over the fire so it goes
9:18 yeah like a candle and ████ ████ last airbender yeah you know it's just fire bend that ████ in another way ran again fire banner bro you do some crazy ████ like that in your training where it's like not like typical like bag punching but you gotta like punch out candles and ████ like that you know from like a mile away big slabs of meat you grab fish out of the water with the blindfolds you know this is really dumb this is really dumb but really serious um when i when i was like practicing like hitting for like popping back in the day uh i had this thing where i was like maybe this would be cool after i would shower i would try to like dry off with just hits instead of using a towel get the ████ were you able to rush it off whack yourself never went just butt naked just being like dude if i can get good at drying myself maybe really it's like the last dragon kid that pops his way out of the ropes remember that he's like a kid he's like
10:08 kidnapped and he just ████ gets out of it like it's like there's no practical use for dance let's face it stupid dog he's all kidnapped [Music] you
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