0:00 I remember when I had my truck I uh like I had the center console thing and um you know when when you're in a certain age where you cannot do certain things at home you do things in your car oh yeah stocking sex people yeah [Music] so uh in the interests of always bringing out people's um I think their most interesting sides Bart is kind of our resident car guy oh okay and Bart are you familiar with the Audi A6 that's very familiar wait he's our resident car guy not him he's the car guy I think Ryan's the car guy but I think I'm the new car guy maybe I only know I only know old buckets I'm familiar with the Audi A6 is the sedan if you ever need a scooter guy yeah if
0:52 you need a miatica just saw Raiders sometimes you need to be honest what about the Audi A6 the Audi A6 uh and S6 are being recalled really for a ████ wild reason whoa really they're blowing up the brakes don't work if you if you have a back seat spill it could cut the engine's power shut the ████ up what the ████ just spilling like ████ soda or something yeah there's what there's a Gateway control module that could shut down if there's a liquid spilled car's rear seating area because that's where the engine is that is a wild recall right they like recall all these cars and they put a tarp under the seat and that's it yeah well that's what they're planning on doing actually honestly not a tarp but they're gonna called it protective covered over the area affected oh my God first of all I in the early 2000s loved Audis I thought they
1:43 were ████ sexy sounded good they don't like Audis no more because uh when I remember finally being like you know I'm gonna go get an Audi everyone around me was like worse maintenance it's just the worst like of all the especially for a luxury like German luxury car type stuff yeah like you're always pulling that ████ in they're always having fixed stuff so it's like that's why I just keep it for a couple years all right baller yeah it's called leasing you know what's crazy is the A6 so that's like their base model right their Supercar the RS6 so and the Audi series every car is they have like um kind of like a Beamers they have like the three series and they have like the M3 they have their S Series like the S6 and then they have RS6 which is like a super super car so it'd be almost like a M3 like GT version or whatever that car wasn't even gonna be released
2:33 in America but it was such it was a station wagon but it was so sick that everyone wanted it that they ended up bringing it over here but it sucks that now that they brought it over here there's uh recalls on it yeah man they recall do you think it's worldwide recalls or just the American market so far it's just 50 000 vehicles that they sold every country has their own regulation so it could just be this one yeah because sometimes I have to make cars to that country so if the country's like this is how you have to make a car they might have to like oh I guess we'll have to rewire it this way and that could be what caused the problems wildest part is it includes 2019 to 2022 models oh ████ it's like oh it's it's been a problem with their manufacturing for a while and it's a brand new model that they just introduced because they only had an A5 and A7 they just dropped A6 but but
3:24 you're not the cargo she knows about the tire business he knows about the smog business you know he knows about every industry I don't know about nothing he knows HVAC Bart how do you rate Audis versus you know say your car he had an Audi yeah do you like it I loved it it's a ████ I had an RS7 it was uh it would be considered like a Supercar of a sedan and it was I think like it came with 600 horses I chipped it and I put a
4:14 cat-backed exhaust on it so now I was pushing 700 and those I I've used that as an excuse to be my dad car I was also my dad car because I had a Porsche I was like I got a kid now I can't be driving on the two doors I need four doors so I got that car and I was pretty ████ cool guy car was 700 horsepower dude you know what it's ████ crazy so you're like at 80 right 80 miles an hour which is like people call that fast um because you're not really supposed to drive that fast on the freeway but when you go from 80 when I slam it literally in a second I'm at 120. why don't you just go like that it's crazy to it almost seems like there's like some ████ like German engineer like can you do your voice I'll do that for you I'll do that for you yeah oh ████ would you like to go faster damn that's pretty tight that's ████ tight your Tesla basically does that too
5:05 yeah how's that reaching a Tesla doesn't do that at the top end at the bottom because that's 460. that it's torquey right so it pulls like from Tesla won't go from 80 to 120 and like not in a second wow but it goes from zero to like ████ 80 and pretty fast yeah the low ends but also my car used to scream which is ████ it was loud yeah you turned it on like it sounds like a ████ like fighter jet I ████ hate you guys because you drive up my ████ Street yeah and it gives me a goddamn heart attack my call is silent you guys like me that ████ was a fighter jet my car was silent but then I ended up just driving the truck around because it's like you know when you have too many things done and it's like this hobby type thing and then like ████ you pop a tire you like scrape a wheel
5:56 you feel so bad because it's like oh I put so much into this thing and so I said driving the truck around there's like months where I don't even drive it and I'm like guys and I'm selling it but I would get another one now because my roads smart my roads are smooth now you know I'm talking about potholes in Vegas why is that I don't have to say maybe just property taxes better utilized maybe I don't know won't mean nothing if you're driving in the red I wish you could have got too late I wish you could have cut to me this morning like just in the middle of my Uber ride I'm like there's ████ I got a Blake it's ████ sick I'm like telling the ████ guy I can move to Vegas it's the best dude I'll just drive there now he's like you do Uber out there easy dude he's like how much is gas out there I'm like four bucks he's like holy ████ yeah have you guys had to deal with uh had to ever deal with like a recall for
6:47 your car yep and I didn't even take it in what was it it was something Toyota with the ████ airbag one it was some ████ yeah we're always airbag recalls yeah Geo had a Honda Accord that had it it was like a big range it was like 2004 to 2008 yeah I had a with my Jeep Grand Cherokee I got this random recall afterwards this and I only found out about it because it happened to my car oh the headrest right you know like literally just the thing that you can ████ take out with the two spokes right yeah for whatever the ████ reason uh could explode what the ████ like is there a airbag in there not like there's a spring though oh what the ████ and then so I'm driving one day right and I'm like maybe going over like one of those like slower speed bumps and Nina's in the car and then this thing ████ just donkey punches her in the back of the head she like yells at me
7:38 and I'm like what the ████ she's like mad at me for a second because somebody's just like she thought you went like that because she got like socked in the head and then we looked back at the thing and literally it looks like one of those like like a Jack In The Box was just being spun the whole time and then out of nowhere it's just like and the front thing is just sticking out and you look at it and the Springs like stuck out and the plastic's broken okay can you sue no it wasn't like overly like painful but it just happened that I took it into gym they're like I was like I don't know if you guys have seen this before but this headrest and the guy's like oh yeah that type of another field and we had a recall about and I was like you guys just have headrests that are just donkey punching people he's like mostly babies yeah people that deserve it and then it took me like three months to get a new one it was ████ crazy it took ████ forever to get a new headrest so it needed to just be like riding the passenger seat like this oh so you're just driving with no headrest no Aura
8:28 was there but it was just like protruding oh dude that's ████ weird that's a lame of ████ I don't you ever remember the last time I used a headrest do his dressing right now on the show no like this weird Flex I remember when I had my truck I uh like I had the center console thing and um you know when when you're in a certain age where you cannot do certain things at home you do things in your car oh yeah stalking sex people yeah sex sex ████ in my car and then the dope is sex dope is section and then the center console just ████ broke off completely broke up right so then you
9:18 know I have my mom in the car giving her a ride to her her work um in your sex car in my sex car yeah I know I didn't ████ my mom yeah you pervert don't say I ████ my mom because it's because I said that so then um my mom's like Oh my God Stephen what happened to your thing and I I was just like you didn't say oh I had sex I was laying pipe Ma I'm saying that so I was like I was like oh like I was cracking my back and I was holding it and just like such an outline cracking my back like this the whole time dude she bought it she bought it he puts his foot up on the ████ footrest I step on it I'm stepping on her neck and then I accidentally stepped on the center console you guys know how that goes to get more leverage dude what a ████ funny ass thing let's cry
10:08 crack my back oh okay [Music] foreign
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