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Off The Record: Meet Our New Friend @kazumisworld :)

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0:00 but you don't need to know that this is sucking money that's a TMI even if we were cool like I wouldn't be like yo I took it up sacrifice you did for me yeah your parents want to be cool with that if I was sucking like toys and stuff no but your mom would be like what the hell I didn't do I did the same thing I don't get no money [Music] hello everybody and welcome back to careful boys today we have a special guest we have Kazumi with us foreign [Applause] [Laughter]

1:15 [Music] yeah because it's he likes anime everybody got a horny name come on that's good a good Asian boy question are you a good Asian way okay this is for all the Asian good Asian boys out there what got you into uh motion pictures for the adult uh vision and this is only for Asian boys to know for Asian parents I feel like such a it's such a rock star it's such a rock star move you're not a lot of Asian pair of subscribers because in an Asian parent's eyes if you join theater you're already a porn star yeah so you went like full-on if you're Asian eyes it's like doctor or pharmacist right and then even if you're like gonna be an engineer you might as well be important

2:05 [Laughter] my parents don't know what I do what you gotta be kidding I just talked about like cryptocurrency until they tell me to shut the ████ up like stop ████ talking they don't know what you do that's the best maintained kept secret but also it's just like we got beef like you know like when you're like an Asian oldest daughter like immigrant daughter and you're like 19. it's like me and my dad we got beef like I'm not talking to you dude so what's the point yeah so I'll tell him like a little something and I'll like pay for all the Christmas gifts but you don't need to know that this is dick sucking money that's a TMI I also wouldn't tell you even if we were cool like I wouldn't be like yo I took it up the ass that's crazy damn but I think you would actually appreciate the gifts a little bit more knowing that you know what I mean

2:56 you asked for this Nerf gun is that what you did yeah for you I thought about you I actually think parents would like that because they'll be like the sacrifice you did for me yeah I kind of disagree but yeah you're totally right your parents want to be cool with that yeah I don't think if I was sucking dick for like toys and stuff no but your mom would be like what the hell I didn't do I did the same thing I don't get no money there's lines to this game but there are ████ lines you're eating booty for free everyone does it everybody does it that's true my mom they both did it they both did it okay just because you bring your mom back into it's okay now we're all full-grown cream pies we're well fermented yeah yeah I made it

3:47 that's it but you don't think they suspect I think I don't think they could um tell the levels of depravity of like what of what all I've done they could probably tell I'm like I'm a silly little girl they could probably tell I'm a little silly and I might be a little different so their imagination won't go that way yeah I don't think they're thinking about like gang bangs and stuff I'm thinking like okay she probably just has Reckless and danger but you don't think like your dad get horny sometime he'd be like shut up he probably looks at me because of any fans girl primer primary which is exclusive and then I'm practiced so that's exclusive side so unless he has a subscription he's not gonna find ████ yeah and if you find it then you're subscribed so that's a uh are you are you never scared of like haters grabbing your content and then like mass mailing your parents that would probably make me shart myself I

4:42 but I've actually said this in like every podcast ever and it just hasn't happened so don't do it don't do it yeah just subscribe to her only fans don't be a weirdo I mean if you want to see my boobs you could just see my boobs like what that hurts nobody like you know and it's true it's almost free my only pants is three dollars that's pretty good oh yeah I want a low I got five dollars in my pocket right now you can't even last two months [Laughter] but I started doing porn because well I was a marketing executive prior so I had like good knowledge on and I also was a loser so I was on the internet so I knew how to navigate like social media pretty well but before that I would go to like parties and just get ████ in front of everyone like all the time which is kind of a silly little so you did it for free for fun anyway yeah so I was going

5:33 and getting railed but like you're into it though yeah yeah no no obviously that's you that was like yeah I mean she's like no I'll Go's non-consensual all the time well they're not like that but I'm saying like but I just like to perform and I like to practice like I remember one of the first parties I went to ever I was like 19 and I was doing this like like silly little orgy in front of a bunch of people and it was a silly little Origins they're just like a mosh bit of dudes just jacking off everywhere just like everywhere around just watching like my little circle yeah what kind of parties are they this is just a silly little party it's just like a Century City I'm like I've never been to one of these parties is it on Vine it was like a sex club party it was it was like it had like beds everywhere oh yeah is this

6:23 like like in in California or this was in the valley but this was not for porn this was like back when I was 19 just just being silly is my favorite word because it's the best thing it covers a lot of sins yeah yeah so I was just doing that and eventually my friends and I were like dude all the people here are old and ancient let's like start like making our own like sexy Fight Club where we kept inviting sexy people there's sex ████ each other so we I started having my own sex club throwing my own sex parties like every Friday and I would just invite all those people I wouldn't always ████ as I would just bring to snacks you know sometimes silly snacks should I bring back the school the gummy worms and the cost of chicken wrap sandwiches you know whoa what a combo yeah yeah that's the world I didn't even know existed but you watch movies you're

7:13 like oh there's like worlds like that you're not a silly guy you're not a silly guy you're a good Asian boy I know well he's not that either but yeah I am still going to those parties nowadays but now that I do porn and it's super controlled and I'm responsible I get tested every seven to ten days so I'm just like oh we're called it no back then a miracle I'm alive Tennessee yeah what were the precautions you took back then to being an irresponsible 19 year old just partying yeah well I was everyone wore condoms and everything and it was also like you would it was up to your own jurisdiction of like how if they had their own tests and people still have fancy people sex parties nowadays it's like the masks and ████ but yeah that's how I started the closest thing that I've seen to that was um when we were like DJing this guy

8:03 booked a venue out for his birthday and he told us to come check it out so we can like hook up all the equipment right so when we went in there was this ████ Warehouse in like Long Beach like that sounds corny already yeah it's like a regular Commercial Warehouse you see like shipping ████ trucks whatever right wow and it's like a clean corporate style like this one and then we went in and there's like these double doors and then you go through it and it looks like a regular club with that Velvet Rope ████ and then you go inside and then there's like beds oh yeah yeah like the whole wall is just like bed after bed after bed after bed and a big ████ mirror on and then each room is themed like one's got like that lipstick couch and like different ████ with like handcuffs if the lipstick counts yeah there's just beds everywhere but it

8:54 looks kind of like those um kind of cheesy hotel rooms but with no walls I just came from a sort like last week it's like that yeah yeah I got Mega rail it was crazy yeah yeah what's what's Mega is there like ultra rare like what yeah what's the difference between regular Rail and the mega rail I think regular as you go on vacation for a week and then you maybe ████ like one shorty right it's cool me I was busy but it was kind of cool because like since it was a swingers resort we were under like different social constructs so like the rules of this game just made more sense like I would talk to a group of guys and I'd be like hey what's up you want to smash and they'd all be like yeah yeah and I and it wouldn't be like homie hopping in a ████ shaving way it was just kind of like okay this girl's here we're all here for the same thing

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11:24 can come single females all can come but so single males alone can't join and then there's like a membership fee and it's a single men thing then it becomes a gangbang super fast and unless it's specifically gangbang time that's kind of like balance out the ratio yeah that's normal Club rules I've been to sex clubs where I had to send in a head shot and they've been like nah and I'm like no they're like you're not pretty enough like that damn well I'll send it so I have a partner I'm in an open relationship and he also is able to see other women so we'll like to come in as a unit and then they'll be like okay what if it's just me as like a single lady I feel like I'm not like hot enough to come as a single like human flashlight that's wild that's crazy so that's super fascinating how did you get into this world I feel like well now I'm like super plugged up because I did those sex

12:14 parties for a long time so I just kind of know like events we're kind of plugged up like all types of plucked up but like like you're very intro to it like voyeurism or like getting ████ like like in front of people's on a serious sense I wanted to explore my own sexual experiences without a man like influencing that so I went to my I found my own events Miracle I'm alive bro because what the ████ like I would like and then you're just like I'm looking for you went straight for orgy like you lost your virginity this way yeah no no oh okay you need to a normal dude oh cause I was like damn you went straight to orgy for your first sexual experience no but like after we broke up I was looking for like stuff like that and I had found a guy and he brought me to a sex club and ████ was cool and then I went to my own like I started in like exploring like furry parties and people wearing diapers and BDSM stuff and gangbang stuff and I was just and you

13:04 Google these things like how do you is it on Yelp my search is different than yours my Instagram algorithm is probably way different than yours oh yeah yeah I'm not getting the good stuff good stuff switch it up start changing that there's like there's like Kink event that I think you would like and it's all Beauty BDSM and it's all Asian women and dominatrix outfits can I tell you something I don't even know what BDSM stands for I don't either I see it all the time and I'm like I don't know is it London you say batboy it's when you use whippiness on the butt but what's that what's you already grew up with that so he wouldn't want that you have just missionary for the like purpose of procreation like

13:54 what do you think each letter stands for I know it has to do with the whippy whips and the what's the B what's the B and the ball guys dominatrix dominating Dominator submissive submissive okay oh serpent master all right what's up oh no no umasso chip masochist bondage you don't even know you ████ cheated she's gone

14:47 it's definitely that genre big big sex mom so you Google the club and then you decided I'm gonna ████ do it you can't really and then like I feel like being like a 19 year old Asian woman I just experienced an amazing amount of Club Privilege where people want to keep inviting me because different events there's not enough women there yeah they're like yes gold is just walking in here yeah and I was like DTF and also just a silly fun girl so I so I would just keep getting invited to more events and eventually like now I've seen like a lot of like different things I once went to this um sex club in Fort Lauderdale that had a Hibachi station in the middle of it

15:39 they're like making a train while you're getting trained it's like literally the future can you imagine ████ someone and then walking in line butt ass naked and this lady is making you like your perfect omelette like you choose like the little the ████ onion ████ volcano they also had the game like a sports bar so you could watch the game all at the same time that's way more efficient for our time than the normal Club I mean that's actually like why you know a lot of people go out to clubs right to like get down might as well just like get straight to it get some shrimps look in your mouth yeah yeah showers I might as well live there I might oh that's an equinox yeah they should call it ████ Ox your life is like John Wick you know that yeah kill the dog yeah no no he saved the dog

16:31 but all the rooms he goes to where he's like shooting people up it's just people ████ and I'm like what kind of hotel is this yeah secret society people are just ████ on the side just the Hilton or the Marriott because the Suites are big and they have multiple beds please keep letting me in those hotels I need them they're very I need them so it seems like it seems like like this is like a lot of like fun and a lot of silly times but there's times where like it's not so silly not so funny you know what I would say I was really really lucky to enter it at first of all at a young age and like enter communities that are really safe because like they really taught like all the guys there like if you're a ████ weirdo like the community is so small and so underground you get like your ass kicked oh word cool I remember there was this one time I was at this game gangbang party right I was not getting gangbanged I was just in the audience like just seeing these

17:21 words these are silly words silly words silly I'm just saying you're like oh this girl was laying down right she was getting like demolished and this guy comes in he's about to enter her and one of the guys is like these women have been through enough you stink bro you need to take a ████ shower and this guy was like bro whatever so he tries to enter her and he was like these women have been through enough I think Trojan kicked this guy oh ████ like Sparta Sparta and he like came talk like it's like no way with the boner he's flying back no damn like it was a very safe environment and I felt very comfortable like I feel like when I go to normal clubs now I feel really anxious because I don't really trust a normal guy to understand all these it's true

18:11 there's probably thirstier dudes at a normal Club I feel like where's security yeah where's over there like we have a naked man protecting you too like is it okay and yeah there's a guy who Spartan Kick me kick your all these guys with hard dogs she's ████ enough I was like w for women's rights thank you yeah yeah that's hilarious it's probably because everyone wants to protect the safe space they know like how easily this could probably get ruined right so they're like I need to come back next week don't ████ ruin this for everybody yeah it's just like if this like this is totally it's legal to have group sex but obviously if like there's like 50 people having group sex and like the cops came in that's kind of a weird situation you know so like let's make sure everyone's having a good ████ time and literally yeah a good ████ time for real

19:02 nice do you know any cops no cause I know some horny ass cops me too I think it's 99 of them actually I think all cops are probably a little horny because they want to ████ this and they're not in in in the in the groups in in the rail maybe they don't tell me they're a cop which I feel like they're bad don't fall out I would tell you to leave now do you have uh like uh things that are like just ruin your mood like like that kills it for you I don't like it if okay it's okay for me personally if you're gonna jack off to whatever I'm doing but I need like a covet six foot space bro like he's like ████ an inch away like the first time I brought my partner to a sex club right stop it stop he obviously I'm super nervous because he was like oh

19:52 my God there's just everyone watching and my girlfriend where she can only come if 50 guys are jacking off that's your Kink I think yeah yeah yeah and I think 50. wait that's the only way you can come that's a rough number I mean just yeah but Plus or mine is four she's a performer dude but like so they were my boyfriend was eating me out and then he looked up and there was just a guy just like on him and he was just like this is just my favorite fantasy just watching you eat this girl out and he was like can I open your face please oh well I'm just talking to him like six feet away could be cool your dick is too excited I remember my friends damn some guys are thirsty this guy wanted my friend to ████ his wife right so he did and he was like the guy was like tell me when you're gonna come like tell me an

20:42 extremely naughty YouTube video but so my this guy wanted my friend to ████ his wife right and my friend was like sure and that guy kept being like please stop moving account please don't know you're gonna come and he was like okay I'm gonna come and then as soon as he's about to come that guy moves his wife out the way to get the load all over him oh that's a bait and switch I was like I don't know how I feel about that I don't know oh word is that gay no it's not um that's kind of gay did he get something in his mouth I think Gay's okay right so it's like yeah if you got nutted on it that part is gay he hasn't it's not that if it's right or wrong we just want to know if it's gay or not I think he just wanted nut on his face but they didn't touch each other it was just like right no I still no it touched something I think it's still a little gay that's like spitting in his mouth

21:32 yeah that's kind of gay I don't ever want someone else's sperm on me but what about your sperm on someone else I don't think I want that either if it's not a dude if it's a dude oh ████ no I said dude that's the latest showing bro does it matter where it lands like I mean yeah you don't follow it wherever it goes down the drain and everything like I don't even like it when it lands on the sheets it's like when you die it's like who cares like it's over like whatever yeah right no but I'm more of a follow-through guy you know like the proper the proper like for the property but a proper formula is like I mean the form is like this right what so after you shoot the basketball goes through the hoop and the satisfaction goes comes from you holding that form after the ball goes through the neck okay

22:23 same thing with fighting right without it you hit someone uh satisfaction comes from this guy landing on the ground you're still there when I bust when I bust I the satisfaction continues depending on where it lands and if it goes no no Mom how dare you oh thank you what did you order this ████ morning steak and eggs well you're wearing one shoe right now I only wear one shoe did you order food right now yeah steak and eggs it really did get your protein in bro talking about sex really makes them hungry you're hungry boy okay I think I understand the ad I came out my face on accident before you want your own face oh we're out of time One Last Story one time sorry one time

23:14 I've never swallowed I think it's disgusting what I know I know ladies are like that's like the Pinnacle of King but that's gross and I I'm not mean necessarily but it was like please and I was like could you please taste test yourself first before you make me eat it I just think it's really polite that's true I can see that okay and he got a spoon which a spoon who are these guys and he like distinguished like little ████ spoons and he drank it like he ate it and he was like you don't have to swallow and I was like oh he didn't even wow and that guy is a bold man yeah yeah you would have a girl swallow not knowing what she taste like don't put that on me put it on him what it tastes like a couple of times because this one girl she uh I busted in her mouth and then she saved it to make out with me in my mouth and I

24:05 said why you do that and she thought it was funny and then next time she was she she said that you know what we make me happy I'll say what she goes if you ████ me and then you suck it out after and I was like oh God the things I do to make you happy so you did it baby called my little janitor like he would eat the cream pies out of me but she did somebody else's cream you know how I was doing it someone else is ████ oh it was emotional for you yeah that's what happened [Music]

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