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0:00 It's become mainstream to say 9/11 was an inside job now. Isn't that crazy? Like I'm seeing that everywhere now. >> Who would have thought, right? >> People are saying this in like media all the time. Anthony, we did it, baby. >> People were >> We did it. Who would have thought? Release the shirts. >> Release the shirts. >> Release them. And welcome back to another episode of The Careful Boys, where Bart and Nick were just holding hands. We were holding hands. >> Mike, you son of a ████ I was doing jiu-jitsu. You were? >> I wasn't holding hands. >> teaching me some new tricks. >> His hands are literally splayed and open for you right now. >> me new tricks. >> I was trying to wrist lock him like this. >> Yes, that's excuses to lock like that. Coach, I'm just wrist locking on >> You're using jiu-jitsu for evil. I just tapped him out in front You're using jiu-jitsu as an excuse to touch men.

0:50 That's not not true. Yeah? People will say that about me, but that's not true. I'm sick of people sending me gay jiu-jitsu memes. That's not me. >> send you those. I send you straight Indian guys. >> me Indian guys, yeah. Uh be honest, are a lot of people sending you gay jiu-jitsu memes? Oh yeah, most people do. Cuz we're about to up that a lot. Everybody send him some gay jiu-jitsu memes, by the way. I get it's all the same memes, though. It's like there's only so many out there. >> Yeah, yeah, it's like how that you recycle through all the the little the the the dwarf memes. >> get like different guy Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about Indian special forces? >> Different dwarfs doing different jokes about jumping in the water and it's a sounds like a like that, you know? Like the ones he sent me. Or like when a little He always sends me He sends me something different versions. >> Not always. >> Yeah, yeah. This was like in the beginning of our relationship. >> me all the versions of a little guy throwing like throwing a ball and it

1:40 lands on someone's like pizza and it's like a all over or something. You know, stuff like that. >> Or no, it's a little guy throwing a javelin, but it's like toothpicks stuck on a bigger guy's cashmere sweater. And here is Mester of Germany, his first attempt in the javelin in the F41 category. And he's held that one well, well beyond 30 m, nearer to It's like fun stuff like that. I always send him Disha Patani over and over. Okay. Who's Disha Patani? The one that got away. What do you get so worked How's gas prices been, huh? Gas is up, bro. Gas is up. I'm hey, as as as That's such a cop-out of a conversation topic you changed. Dude, gas prices are really up. I just had my

2:31 parents visiting. How much? Uh dude, people are paying like upwards of nearly six bucks in LA. 6.50, bro. Damn. >> And and it was like two like three days ago, it was like five bucks. So, it's been slowly getting more since this goddamn war has been announced. >> You you guys have COVID amnesia? That ████ was like eight bucks. Yeah, for sure, for sure. And then it dropped back down to >> were chilling, we were chilling on the floor, we were chilling on, you know, or at least LA prices. It's like it was going from like four to five. If it's low fours, we're like, "Okay, times are good. Business is booming." Now it's six bucks. $6? Six as of like >> Over six is a lot. >> That's that's also a lot when you consider how much driving they have to do in the in LA. Yeah. You're going to run out quicker than out here, obviously. I'm going to have to ride e-bikes more. But I was telling I was

3:22 telling these boys, even when I pulled into Vegas today, usually you guys are known for the low prices, but it looked like LA prices today. Yeah, it's like almost five. >> I was like, yeah, 4.50, five bucks. Can I clear up one thing for people that because I feel like this is one of the biggest misconceptions that happens with social media and gas? So, like in LA, people who are not ████ from the area will always take a photo of this one gas station >> one? right by Union Station and and and go look at California gas and it it's damn near $9 in that station. But that's a completely different outlying significant place Everyone knows that it's not connected to the average price. It's like the tourist trap of gas because everyone knows that you go there when you're desperate. No one fills up gas. >> Well, it's a it's a corruption play.

4:12 Have you heard of that? >> No. >> So LA Times did a thing on it. It's So for decades it's been that way. Right next to that gas station is a crap-load of public service government buildings like DWP's right there. You got you also have the USPS right there. All these like different government places fleet fill their cars there. So they don't even care about the price cuz they have a government charge card or whatever. >> Times ran a thing trying to question like, "Hey, if you're using city funds for this, why don't you shop around for the lowest price at least?" There's some kind of weird thing going on that they still haven't been able to prove where there might be some sort of kickback from like everyone in the city filling up in this $9 station. Do you guys think there's a kickback? Oh, that's interesting. >> What do you guys think? Not not in honorable LA. Cuz it's been that way for decades and

5:02 it's it's it's like so obviously in the middle of all of these like government buildings. Is there no cuz I just thought that because there's no gas stations around, they took advantage of people that are like, "Oh my god, I'm in downtown. I have no gas." >> Down the street, if you go down Main underneath the freeway, there is one but then that one has a lot of crazy homeless people. >> That's the one I go to but yeah, like every They drop all the homeless people there to make sure you go to the $9 one. For real, it's probably the one. >> kind of crazy. So then if you guys see that same station posted with some like new person bait engaging you to like be upset about it, that's just Alameda. Talking about that same specific gas station, they did that to talk about how much gas prices have raised for the Iran war or whatever and it was like 9 $10. >> Yeah. So even on just a bigger scale, even on less corruption on just getting everybody on California taxpayer money,

5:54 it's like if it's just used as a propaganda piece as well. So, they're getting kicked back that gas station's getting kicked back. It works either way. From a political party in order to make sure that they can use it. >> It I mean, who knows what it is. It could be something where like one of the government officials is the cousin of the guy that owns the station or something. Who knows? >> good racket. It makes a lot of sense. >> going forever. As long as I can remember. Cuz I lived right down the street at on Maine. Cuz why else would they charge that much? Yeah. It doesn't make sense. >> point. >> But you're average paying like 650 a gallon right now? >> Like six. Six. But I'm telling you this just happened like as of I just filled up earlier in the week at like 450. And now it's like six dollars. >> remember I pumped I just pumped gas I think a day or two ago and I was like five something. What the ████ Cuz they closed us straight out almost.

6:44 You know what's crazy when you start like looking into like the way money moves or make, you know, and it's like you start following different like stock things and people are talking about how like people are just putting in like a 25 million dollar short on oil or something like that. It's like people making the most gangster random out of nowhere moves at that time of the most quote unquote out of nowhere world events and then suddenly it's like you they're multi-millionaires. That's what it takes. That's the crazy thing about when when you wait for these events to happen and you're just smart with money like that. >> Yeah. God damn, dude. You got to be risky. It's ████ though. Like that that >> Well, is it risky if you have insider info? Well, I heard Barron was doing some some tight moves. That's why I saw a headline that Barron was doing some type he shorted some oil stock. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if your dad's the president. >> Yeah. Where's the SEC, dude? What the I

7:34 think at that level of education and connection, I think the risk is actually lower. Yeah. I think if we're trying to copy them, the risk is higher. You're like, that's why you go to Ivy League, I guess, huh? >> But people who followed Pelosi capital, they ████ crushed. Yeah, dude. >> one of her trades. >> Yeah. Yeah, I forgot. It was a stock. It was like a AI >> Outperformed Wall Street's top investment firms. It did really well. It was like Tempest AI or something like that. Forgot what it was. So they just follow her husband's trades and then as soon as he does it, you just invest in that and everyone's like, "Dude, I'm up like 12%." Yeah. Yeah, it was like a whole app for it, right? Yeah. All the politicians. And it's like whatever their jurisdiction is, it's like they have stocks in that industry, so they know exactly when it happens. >> I mean, I mean, there's just things that like you just wouldn't do until stuff happens. Like the guys that trademarked

8:24 9/11 when it happened. Because they knew that anything being done or sold under that name, they'd have to get paid. >> So you're saying like some people just are doing insider trading? >> Like you don't you don't think it's it's insider ████ it's just good old insider trading? >> it starts to look like insider stuff when people are just like ready to go. Like Like when COVID happened and all of a sudden people like who invested in toilet paper were like ████ kings. It's like you just know what to do when stuff happens. >> it's like when we were like uh allegedly joking around and, you know, like Paradise fires were going on and we were all also just talking about real estate heavy during that time. It's just been like, "Well, why don't we just buy one of these properties, take it off their hand?" I mean, like that's probably a good move. That's what like Chinese investment companies were doing then. >> investment companies were big old pockets cuz they got to rebuild. They

9:14 got to get every They got to do all of it, you know? >> the way they got there was understanding, recognizing like global disasters or like >> same time, it's like it's like some people are willing to take that shot. Some people are willing to be like, "Yeah, I'm willing to capitalize on this." It's honestly like Twisters. You follow the tornado, you send lowball offers the second that people's houses get smashed. And then sometimes Yeah, and then even if you see it, you got to be ballsy enough to to pull the trigger. Like a buddy of mine here, he he got some homes for like 20 grand. Oh, here? Yeah. That's ████ sick. >> Here? Yeah, after the 2008 crash. >> Oh, ████ >> Well, that's what I mean. It's like >> it's like 300k, 400k, the homes, you know? But, that's like looking at that guy and trying to accuse him of causing the crash because he capitalized. You know what I mean? Like it's like there's people like that that know what to do when ████ happens and they're not always

10:04 the one that created the problem. You know? For sure. Yeah. So, I think I think there's people that are good at taking opportunity when they see it, but then there's also a lot of insider ████ going on. 100%. >> Hell yeah. >> guy that insured the ████ 9/11 buildings. World Trade Centers. Oh, the owner of them? Are you saying that's an inside job? >> Or that he just wasn't there that day? Well, I think now I think it seems like everyone is saying it now. It's not just like it's it's become mainstream to say 9/11 was an inside job now. Isn't that crazy? Like I'm seeing that everywhere now. >> Who would have thought, right? >> People are saying this in like media all the time. Anthony, we did it, baby. People were We did it. Release the shirts. >> Release the shirts. Release them. It didn't happen. I want to see that in history books and social studies.

10:54 We did it to ourselves. >> Yeah. Who would have thought that like loose change would be like a der documentary? Like yeah, no ████ >> now. Yeah. It used to be so provocative. Seeing it back then blew your mind. >> Seeing it now is like it's almost like everything is being repeated in social media. Especially with all the Epstein stuff coming out about how like everything is kind of conspiracy. All the stuff you heard kind of is true. It's mainstream now. Like somebody was saying the other day, they're like, I think the Earth might be flat, bro. It's like like I can't trust anything now. I don't know about that one. That one's just limited to how often you can travel. Looks pretty flat to me, dude, when I'm looking out here. So, gas prices, huh? Nah. I will say as as gay as I am, it's

11:46 really it's really been nice having an EV. No, it's pretty sweet. I got an EB. You're Hey, you're going broke right now, probably, huh? What do you got? Electric bike. >> Electronics boutique. Ebola. Electronics boutique. Got 30 30-mi 30-mi range. >> Electronic board. Like 30 mi? No, probably like 15 mi. Do you Do you guys remember when like gas was mega cheap and everybody was buying Hummers and then that ████ went And then that ████ went up and then everyone sold their Hummers? You had like nurses driving ████ six-door Hummers. Gas was 89 cents a gallon in high school and I remember cuz me and the homies used to drive to Morongo to gamble all the time. Dude, I remember when it passed a dollar and I thought it was crazy. >> literally don't believe me when I say that ████ They just think I'm lying when I say that it was under a buck. They weren't old enough to remember? >> they just go up ████ I'm like,

12:37 "What? Bro, like a 20? A 20 bill is all you needed, dude." >> Yeah. That's because they can't People today can't even imagine that McDonald's Every McDonald's back then had its own personality. I know. Now they're all just like modernized, corporatized, like these clean boxy structures. No more play pens? Yeah. Which honestly Which honestly like it has a really good reason. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. >> I hate it because you don't have to spend money on materials for every individual McDonald's. Cuz now every one of them uses the same floor, the same wall, the same plug-and-play. Exactly. So, when you need to do repairs, whatever, it's the same material. >> Volume discounts. >> Yeah. And there's no more play pens anywhere. The play pen ████ was too risky, though, man. >> For sure, but it was so fun. Yeah, it was fun, but now you can just go to ████ Spy Ninjas or some ████ Yeah, go to Spy Ninjas instead. But back

13:27 then McDonald's felt for us, not homeless people. >> That's right. And old people drinking coffee now. >> for kids to pee in the playpen. Yep. Oh my god, the ball pit stunk. >> being there. Or maybe they were, I just didn't notice. It was for you to get static shocks going down the slide. There was always throw up on the ground, too. But that was my magic.

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