0:00 happy holidays and a good merry new year and we've been working on the ideal ugly Christmas sweater and as you can see we're still prototyping yeah mine's a little too small and his is a little too big right now what you can't do is pre-order November 4th to November 8th is our pre-order window and as we make these we will post more progress picks cuz it will be high quality heavy knit it won't look ghetto as as this nope but we're trying our best okay get it right now secure your place before we like sorry we don't have any more sweaters for you Facebook was like Hey you you're trying to log into your account I see you're trying to log into your account I'm like yeah you need to have um two people approve this and one of them was my dead Grandma I'm like how the am I going to get my grandma to approve thisit you got to log on hers then I
0:50 have to ask my mom like can you log in his grandma and she's like I don't know Stephen cuz it's like old people in computers is the hardest we don't have a Ouija board at the house [Music] this might take a lot of thinking cuz you're probably going to have to go back really far in time like one years old I don't think I can access that yeah go back to your one-year-old bra when um do you guys remember what it was like to enter a new relationship with somebody and have to do a cleanup protocol what's that like you know what that is yeah what is that I guess now nowadays for people they would have have to like Delete the dating apps they would have to maybe some people want to block their ex's numbers unfollow certain people on social media um damn I never did unfollow P hookups delete old posts
1:43 even oh that must be tough for modern day yeah May cuz I think I did do that delete your zanga but it was easy because everything was physical so if I had a picture yeah I I remember cuz um yeah I remember just taking everything just throwing in like a shoe box and putting it away so letters whatever any type of things that are around the room I just put it in a box and just put it away but I can't imagine these days where like people's digital Footprints is but do you remember when you do that cuz I did the same thing I would physically put everything in a box have you ever been asked to like throw that box away GI was a give a ████ cuz these days I've been organizing my garage oh that's Gio's the only person that's ever come after the Box well the other ones they never really like oh it didn't get that cuz our lives weren't that immersed but I'm like cleaning out my garage these days and I have all kinds of pictures of All My Ex's and letters and ████ like this and I was like hey babe
2:33 I'm like this is do you care about these things like cuz I feel weird well they're just normal pictures they're not like yeah no none of that stuff and she was like no I don't care too bad and I was like okay so you're going to keep it no I'm probably going to throw them all probably hang them up in ta's room up in ta's room check out your daddy's track record no I'm probably going to throw them all the way I just said know if if it was urgent like if it was bothering her I'll throw them out honestly the closest thing I could think of is taking somebody out my top eight that was that was really top eight or just deleting the little HTML picture that you had in your Myspace you ████ no not Myspace yeah is it mypace Tak out that's probably it yeah yeah that was a big thing did you have any clean up protocol you have to clean up everything he didn't he had to delete his City he had to delete his phone scrub everything needed to buy a
3:25 new laptop he had to get the wolf Anthony needs to get his carpet steamed fiction his carpet's it wasn't anything that like CH like I wouldn't have wanted to do myself like what like it's not like uh it's not like I'm trying to hold on to like X's love letters you have them no because like the second you move on to the next person it's not like you want to keep it Chuck it yeah so just Chuck it you know or like old videos you know oh Anthony just throwing away like drawers full of panties dude way back then you were already taking like camcorder videos you hard drives and ████ terabytes terabytes when they were expensive yeah dude when it was like $500 by hard you know sometimes you make like little Home Videos you know and then do you did you make Home Videos prior to like phone
4:15 videos yeah to use a camcorder only like one but I was also like a film major so oh so was Art so it's art yeah this is also back when you still had to like convert like the DVI tapes like into like a digital thing are you doggy styling your chick and there's like a little leaf in front Tastefully how'd you know did I show you that video sepia he turns on sepia he's an a black and white but no it's it's it would never be in a position where like uh the next girl would have to ask me to do something cuz like chances are whatever those things are like you want you want to get rid of them okay yeah you flush those hard drives out of the toilet have any of you guys ever has there ever been any type of conflict between current and past conflict like chickf finding your ████
5:05 something anything like for me I'll tell you a story you can find maybe it'll jog your memory like there was a time when um this girl that I had broken up with she uh we had like you know when you exchange valuable items with each other to be like oh you keep this safe I'll keep that safe and then like i' gave i' given her like a watch and then she gave me like a ring that was like her grandmother's or something and then when we broke up I gave her back the ring in the box and I remember shaking it go okay it's in here here you go and then she um like a month later was like there's nothing in the box like you liar like you kept it and I was like no I did I gave it to you and then um she was like I need to go over to your place and look at your look around your room because I know you have it so she would keep coming over but I'm going to show without without any underwear on unannounced she would unannounced come
5:56 over bend over picking up stuff in a miniskirt with no underwear and then she would try to find out like if I was going to be going out with somebody so that she would like show up at those times and then I started talking to this new girl and then uh that girl was over my house and then she came over at the exact same time and was like I'm just here to look for the ring and she went in there and looked through my room while I was with this girl I had to explain everything to her and it freaked her out obviously and then that girl her best friend called me like a month later and was like I just needed to tell you because it's really ████ up is she's lying and she has the ring this whole time what was she doing she's just trying to find ways to invade your space yeah dude ████ get crazy I had an ex who she dumped me then I started dating this other chick and then she immediately decided she wants me back and then she fullon shows up in the
6:47 middle of night cuz she knew I left the sliding door unlocked oh my God and just like and then this chick that I was with like wakes me up she's like hey I think somebody's like breaking into the house and I was like what the ████ so I go out there and she's like in my living room ████ tears in her eyes and ████ like that you got to get the ████ out of here dude like you almost manslaughter her yeah I was pissed that's some Pimp ████ though you're being woken up by a new girl what and she's in there crying I need you you're like not right now ho looking back it's Pimp ████ now and and then he pays her that was a great acting good performance great performance the mascara was a nice touch yeah yeah yeah so what did the the girl that you were with at the time what did she say she just flipped she freaked the ████ out about it that's a major deal no I cuz I'm good dude and the dick is good yeah she knew it was up cuz I'm surprised there wasn't more than one girl in the living room well that's yeah security
7:38 was a little laxed that night this ████ climbing up the ████ side of the building got that ████ Jesus Christ yeah it was crazy there's there's five huge Egyptian ████ in there Egyptian ass girls dude Mexican chick Mexican chick I do uh I do sometimes uh run into that awkward like you know when you see an ex-girlfriend but you're wither girl and everything's cool like there's no issues but because you're with your girl there's no you feel like there maybe is a wrong way to act cuz usually if you're just a normally friendly person but then you just don't want to be too friendly just in case like you don't want your behaviors to be misunderstood or something yeah but then that inen uh unintentionally makes you slightly more Awkward which makes it worse yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I've had
8:29 that sometimes sometimes more than one huh I I messed up one time it wasn't it was like so nothing but I I I had like a brain slip when I was at the Grove with my my girlfriend at the time we ran into the like two family members of my previous girlfriend but my brain thought it was her family members and I went hey isn't that and she was like who and then I was like oh no I just like froze cuz I'm like oh oh that's from the last season and I I had to explain like oh for some weird reason I thought that was your like cousins and then she she got mad about that and then you were like Uncle Auntie yeah I was like why did I think that that's the worst that happens to me sometimes where I'm like telling a story about I'm like remember that and
9:19 n's like that wasn't me oh that that wasn't me as a really oh that's tough that's really tough I'm get out of town Nina used to do that to all the time she'd be like she'd be like wrong girlfriend wrong girlfriend right shut up yeah but she did it in a joking way how many have you had yeah Jesus relax um so afterwards I I flipped it on her so anytime I would like randomly just be like texting like my mom or some ████ like that she oh who you T I like my other girlfriends and so and and now I feel like I'm more safe than ever oh play into it you you groomed her gas l now you can actually have other girlfriends gaslighting works it kind of works sometimes it's necessary sometimes you need to do it have you actually messed up and and said something that
10:09 was about a previous girlfriend and she was right never never okay I will say this this was the stupidest thing that probably I ever did um we were in like Germany or something like that uh uh we just finished working on a show and then uh all the wives and girlfriends or whatever came over to visit to watch the show that like some of us have worked on they flew to Germany yeah and then we ended up just kind of like going around Europe a little bit afterwards and uh one night we're all like drinking you know having some fun and we go back to the hotel room we start playing that like uh that like 10 like never have I ever type ████ right and then if like somebody has you like you go ping you drop your finger whatever dangerous game yeah don't play that game dude yeah that is a ████ dangerous game by the way I like traveling but I don't always use my
10:59 miles of fish L yeah because you can't use your miles for a lot of things right Capital 1 miles are unique because you can use them to offset any travel purchase at a rate of 1 cent per point no special portals or complex booking methods are needed right now you can earn 75,000 bonus miles with capital On's welcome offer on the Venture rewards credit card plus the card earns two times Capital 1 miles on everything so if you're already ding up your next almost as good as free trip my friends over the daily drop wrote up seven reasons why you need the the Capital One Venture Awards credit card check it out using the link in the description I'm not going to say it again in this context but in our out the closet episode that last one that I did where that story that's how that came up so that's that's how it came up because somebody was like I have never done this got gotten somebody you
11:51 know yeah yeah yeah yeah and then so I was like Ping but it was like casual because like we was drinking and you know it's just a game game but then but you dropped you dropped your pinky down yeah that's what Nina found out and then it turned into like the room got so awward oh my God they knew but but she didn't know I just we were just you know everyone's drunk we're just like playing a game she doesn't want to find out in that setting yeah by the way in my humble opinion I think you could have kept it up brother I think you could have kept it up after knowing the final story true I think you could have kept it nice nice and proud yeah you could have you're too honest yeah you're too honest I am too honest too honest I was conflicted cuz there was boys in the room when you when your boys are in the room you got to like I get it you know what I mean how'
12:41 you guys resolve that after well yeah she can't really get mad at no it just turned into a really long talk while you guys are drunk like how did I not know that how come I find out front of everybody yeah no no no like like once the awkwardness kind of simmered down and then the night was clearly over clearly over dude it's crazy end the game bro that happened to me like maybe like three months ago with smack and I totally like it slit my mind because we were talking about a friend of hers that was like that thought she was having a miscarriage or whatever and I was like oh yeah man like I mean it's pretty rough when that happens and I was like driving and I was just talk I was just kind of talking and I was like yeah like I actually like remember seeing it and it's pretty rough I was in high school and that happened with my my ex and stuff you remember and then I looked and she was like what you remember you remember I was like did
13:33 I not tell you that [Laughter] ner I don't know nothing about that mate I don't fcking now you never ████ said it yeah so then I had to tell I was like holy ████ dude like yeah I never brought that up I'm like yeah my my girlfriend back when I was like 16 17 got pregnant and it's it's so funny because like the way it comes out so casual but the context of something so lifechanging it's like you just forget how heavy it like it might sound to somebody but then I was like oh ████ I forgot to tell you that yeah the problem is like I think you also try to compartmentalize and like yeah forget yeah so so you don't you're never going to be like okay this happened like 12 years ago but there's
14:23 something I got you know what I mean you know what it also is is that when you that cleanup protocol you just stop thinking about Exes in that way that like you even forget the experiences you forget like the things that happened that's why I remember things that happened but not exactly who with because I just I only remember my life with Nikki honestly like I can only I can't remember like even days with x's it's weird but like I remember certain things I'm like wait wasn't that like I'm like that is that your favorite movie that's tough that's super tough remember when I was fingering you in the theaters yeah yeah hey you remember I got your favorite it's dangerous game oh ████ that was a different girl Russian Roulette sometimes yeah smoking yourself like that is so oh my God it gives me
15:14 chill well then the way to do it is like oh wait no no no that was Mike you know what I mean you say it's your best friend yeah he likes [Music] roses he likes Love Actually yeah he's a big Rose person I always I used to get him these red ones considering like now what we were talking about with like today's like how do you do that today with all of that digital footprint you leave cuz you got to scrub all that ████ now IG Fe people people don't do if you if you really see with like the digital footprint stuff like people don't do it when they get into a new thing they do it when they end their thing so it's like I what I do see nowadays is like if people like break up with or whatever they like go down their IG Fe and they delete all the old photos or like archive it or whatever so it's already clean up and gone before they get into the new oh that's why when you're like hey it looks like so and so single now cuz all their
16:05 pictures are gone true you do it immediately versus like need to do clean up cuz if you're already fishing they're going to be they're going to be looking at your ████ anyway that's true if you leave it up it kind of looks weird like you're you're hanging on yeah I think for us for us the um the time that they did the see your relationship on Facebook when the status oh yeah yeah changing your status was the biggest thing a notification yeah and people can comment on it and like it they can like it share it I remember like the first time going through that and it was like such a big deal but then like when your relationship ended it was such a big deal so when you started another relationship you didn't ████ set any relationship status on Facebook ever again I I did ████ you you did you did it twice you didn't put it in single I let
16:57 the world know it's comp at no no no I was like no cuz remember I got quickly from my ex my last relationship into with Nikki I just slam thuck that thing just like I did Nikki I was just like Bo right away ████ 6 days later ████ or it's better when you go do they still have that on Facebook in a relationship I don't even know 2013 they I don't even know if they I mean mine still says it but I don't know if it works I don't even know if I access my Facebook anymore honestly I don't use my honestly it took me like four years to friend my mom really yeah I was like I'm not down for I'm still uncomfortable that I'm Facebook friends with family I don't even know my mom has Facebook dude Facebook was like Hey you you're trying to log into your account I see you're trying to L into your account I'm like yeah like well we need to make sure it's you so you need to have um two people who are your friend in your friends list approve this and one of them is my dead
17:47 Grandma I'm like how the ████ am I going to get my grandma to approve this ████ you got to lock on hers and then you got to get two more people to verify her but then I so then I have to ask my mom like can you log in his grandma and she's like I don't know Stephen cuz it's like like old people in computers is the hardest ████ ever it's a big you to go to so I'm like I'm ████ on it I'll never get we don't have a Ouija board at the house Grandma Facebook she did I think she still does cuz like it's not like they take it down but yeah I wonder what's on her timeline like what's on her feed probably just liking political posts and ████ like that puppies and political post political dude old people love posting political everything dude old people using Facebook is crazy isn't it funny how Facebook was supposed to be for like college students and ████ and now it's just all Boomers it's all Boomers sharing memes and political ████
18:38 believing everything they read and sending it to you telling you to watch out it's like come on like Joe Biden has lizard eyes I'm like here we go can you imagine though like that that must really be a long task nowadays if you really are properly cleaning up your ████ like that that's a lot of stuff that's a lot of you Tik Tok my I mean not Myspace but like Faceook you got to go to all the platforms and then also if you're a public figure you might even have to go through Google oh ████ cuz you could just Google someone's name and old X my pop to it might be news though it might be news when you break up you know like if you're if you're a famous person you knows like if yeah celebrity birthday is all over it celebrity birthday let's see your score on that I'm on celebrity birthdays are you I don't know what that is yeah you're not I guarantee
19:31 be to use that as a ████ yeah you're not a guarantee sounds like you're not dude pretty sure it's just data scrapes like everybody on the internet what's a data scrape I don't even know what that is well like a it just autofills it's like an algo yeah yeah I got to get on celebrity birthday dude I got to get on that we are you on celebrity network birthday you're a zero you're a ████ zero don't even count until they're on Celebrity birth you might as well stay at the same age you're not getting this guy's on celebrity network oh he's like what 11 million million I'm so on that ████ $8 million so hard I think I have a negative net worth and you know what's crazy though like deleting the stuff in your camera roll cuz you haven't ever had to do that right oh yeah especially in the iCloud I don't have any x's in my camera roll I mean but like let let's say like in a weird imagin cell phones weren't even
20:21 invented back then in a weird imaginary place because it's so like breakups like that are so like back in the day for us but like let's say now like if something happened to GI I don't know she's just like gone out of your life and then this new girl comes in and she's like I don't want to see go anywhere on your phone on the walls I don't want to see that ████ you'd be like that'd be ████ hard you have to hire a ████ data firm dude that' be insane can you imagine she's like if I see one thing a Geo it's over you got to go into like witness protection just become somebody else she's like I want to see no YouTube videos you guys kissing talking nothing and it's like did you guys see that Bart is like dating this this Indian guy who who talks like a jersey woman dude that would be so insane Parts really Ste it up yeah Bart stepped it up like she's kind of weird hot he has stepped it up she's weird hot
21:11 Indian man
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