0:00 do you think aliens see that at the dark side of the earth like they see our lights projected outside I don't think they can they don't have the eyes huh they're asexual okay [Music] do you guys see the new Artemis launch from nasus yeah so nasty Artemis is that a uh satellite it's a big old rocket wonderful oh yep so uh 50 years after the first uh the final Apollo mission NASA has taken the first steps that that were we need to take to return to the moon so Artemis was launched this was funded a couple years back right and they they actually launched it this um well whenever you see this but for us it was like yesterday um and they're basically trying to get this
0:50 rocket up into space in order to prep um the moon mission which will be within a couple of years are they gonna do anything different this time when they get to the moon well they're gonna a video of them so it doesn't feel fake anymore which will be wild they don't get high def video it still comes back in 420p just the transfer files it's just too big something about the moon because it went from iPhone to Android yeah that's the moon one of the weird Parts about this for conspiracy theorists which by the way I don't hate that term like a lot of things that are conspiracies turned to be true later but um for this one it's kind of interesting because this is a 26 day flight right so this thing's gonna orbit um the Earth carrying a set of mannequins with sensors to study
1:41 conditions during the flight to measure radiation levels throughout the mission so it's like well if we already went to the moon you know yeah yeah what's the deal for that and I look legit I'm the biggest space fan Moon fan ever but this is uh smoking wait do you feel like the the moon landing was real or fake I think it was 100 fake but I love it and I'm gonna you love Buzz Moon conspiracies are really fun they're fun the video is cool Hollow Moon ████ and like the moon wait what's Halloween now we're gonna so when we landed on the moon apparently the instrumentation that we had like on the surface um said the moon rang like a bell like it's it's a hollow moon it's like there's some kind of internal core to it
2:31 who the ████ Knows by the way was the instrumentation malfunctioning oh wait when we returned to the Moon with a heavier payload so when we like drop the Lander on the moon with even heavier this time it rang like a bell for seven hours whoa wild so again we don't know what the ████ ████ we don't know what's drilled down into the moon we don't know we don't absolutely know yeah but it is fascinating and fun and we have forget to see the Dark Side of the Moon you know what I mean you can't see it because title locked it's always gonna be titled locked you can't see the dark side unless you fly around it only a couple guys have Edgar Mitchell's the first and they said there's a space station a alien space station there they say also that perhaps the entire moon is a space station and that the back AKA dark side of the man is just like the thrusters but like if they came here
3:22 with thrusters they're not really that advanced in my opinion but so that Google moon thing where we can see the moon it's actually ████ it's it's the mother ████ oh it's a big lot of ████ because we only see one side always yeah and this is a terrible movie but it doesn't rotate it just one side it can't rotate yeah because if they did that you'd see the back of the spaceship brother oh okay I forgot that I'm actually like the biggest moon fan ever I ████ love the mid missions but um they're they're actually just trying to test to see like where we're at right now with current space technology how that the radiation from the Van Allen belt will affect the human body obviously it's like experiments stop and then they're done but that's what happens with conspiracy people they're like why are they still testing this ████ there because you have to don't you exactly like ████ cars
4:12 to update the tech yeah you have to test that ████ it's pressed everything all right it's the best what is like a private company like SpaceX fall into stuff like this though you know what I mean like who have been sending people out there you know or not to the Moon specifically but just like up into space and kind of like you know come back yeah how do you mean well like um I guess if you're you know NASA and you're testing for radiation for astronauts to go up into space Etc but then like you got a private company right next to you and working with you that sends people up into space and stuff all right but they're not like shared technology and the stuff like that okay like that I don't know about Share technology wise but the the Van Allen belt is like where you would experience the most radiation and it's further away from the earth right so the idea is like like you could a human maybe couldn't survive as easily without
5:03 good protection right if you're not out there with a ████ with Beach shorts on it so that'll be cool they'll be sick but you can't so like that's the idea is like how how do you accomplish this getting a human to the moon the safest way obviously we did it because like you know I'm firmed out of old age as far as we know and Buzz is still kicking it and Edgar Mitchell I think died recently a couple years ago but yeah they didn't die of like going to the Moon yeah right space disease or nothing yeah um which is what they were tested for when they came back uh so they're trying to see um you know the most updated way that we can go to the moon and this is part of the first stage of that so if it's if it's if it succeeds Artemis one will be followed by a plan Artemis 2 test flight which is scheduled for 2024 and that mission will launch actual humans no longer dummies and the Orion spacecraft
5:53 Craft on an expedition around the moon and after that they will include the first woman first person of color to land on the moon boom on the Artemis three what color cool yeah what color do they pick yeah look yeah look yeah who does that yeah who does that you think it's yellow you think it's me Brown what do you think I hope he's white I hope it's the first culture fit I barely meet Colts fans who aren't white so that's all that's the only reason we are a small white Market that's a funny prank people of color we got our person of color up there it's Colts jersey Colts blue he bleeds blue the first one we said there's a trans hey
6:43 what's wrong with that they're not a Colts fan are you saying that he's a so he's a a Colts and Steelers fan I think we only need this camera we can cut this one I believe the footage it's just two dummies it's static like this if you had the chance to go to the Moon would you do it yeah 100 100 wait what if you can't go back but on Jeff bezos's uh company bro how about this I went to the Moon with Luna and I didn't come back rumor has it Steve is still up there so rumor has it it's Hollow yeah it could have been sweated um but that was the lesson right it's like when you go to the Moon all you want to do is talk about how you went to
7:33 the moon yeah so like you go to the moon and he's like let's get the ████ out of here AKA you sell yeah and then you come home what do you really think is at the Dark Side of the Moon what do I actually think yeah trying to be really honest with you yeah nothing just empty not even moon it's a backdriver it's empty because it's like it's a dark side what do you hope is there oh man I would love if there were like lights like how the Earth is dark at night and you see lights or ████ love that oh yeah that's cool you think aliens see that at the dark side of the earth like they see our lights projected outside I don't think they can they don't have the eyes huh they're asexual okay they would never be sexual vaccines dude ████ weirdos what's gonna happen is if gray aliens do show up and they're asexual we're just gonna be like man
8:23 look at these bait ass ████ yeah well if they are asexual how come they keep on anal improving us it's the cows and humans oh is that one and it's specifically white Farmers it's always white Farmers I don't know why they don't choose anybody else that's why I say pick a Colts fan to go to the Moon they get you so much they they probably give them a break so much they've been getting anal probed and ████ picked up from their farms for so long just let one see the ████ space guys or have been taking it to them just for once the guys you've been ████ off choose a person of color the guy's been ████ on for so many generations so Steve how did you how did you get so into the moon well it all started when I was uh a kid true story I went to a planetarium when I was a kid and like I just was blown the ████ away
9:13 about space about space about you know all the plants especially Uranus obviously because it's hilarious isn't that the sickest way to learn though yeah for sure that ████ is tight it is but I was like I was getting on Facebook checking them off from the library and you know how like when you open them up they had that plastic around them because yeah at the library yeah you open it like crinkles up and ████ yeah then I got to look at space photos I'm like whoa because this is like 90s and like these were the first pictures of space like taken like 20 years ago yeah it was fun seeing Jupiter and Saturn and almost ████ and like I just knew that we live in an era where people who lived 100 years ago never even saw like what it's like to be in a plane and like we take that for granted so like the fact that I could look at pictures on planets all planets and then now in my you know I'm an adult I can look on the surface of planets and see like what the ████ is going on is wild I love plants I I also
10:04 fell in love with ████ space and ████ like that because of my physical sciences book as a kid and you see all the crust in the core and you like that was always really cool you know what's kind of random and funny um so you know how like there's like uh like for example K-pop groups it seems random but um a lot of them those Idol groups they get formed on reality TV shows so like people compete and then like the winners of those shows become a group that is like managed by a record level yeah so uh there's like TV show in Taiwan that like was doing the same thing and uh the the teams or or the the groups that were in competition with each other are named after planets right like Sailor Moon guess who won who won Uranus and Uranus it's literally now an official Taiwanese K-pop group or or teapot group I'm already a fan you're right I think I guess ████ yeah I'm just saying I think
10:54 that's interesting is that your favorite band Uranus I'm Uranus I'm your fire your desire imagine if that was the song the song Uranus um no she's down for anal from Uranus hi Joe's Mom bye Joe's mom
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