0:00 [Music] all right this is nice to see some justice don't get me started uh i know you're a fan of justice the fbi recently arrested a tick tock star and the story i rest all of it man nick is spurned dude i don't play man with the justice system i don't play get them all huh especially if it's federal lock them all hello officers i'm housing a tick tock star you got to come get them lock them all up end of story fbi yeah the fb the fbi arrested tick tock star because they were able to connect them to a string of robberies based on the shoes he was wearing in the videos yeah that's what he gets that guy sucks that's what he gets fbi it's a ████ feral crime he has
0:52 some rare shoes or something yeah like how specific are your shoes it's this dude right here [Laughter] you know what this is really about tick-tock don't pay man doesn't pay dude you get millions of ████ views on tick-tock and it doesn't give you ████ give you anything right yeah i mean he had a he had about 150k followers on tick-tock that's pretty good but why is he using the same shoes too i feel like the metrics are like way different yeah oh yeah that's you could get that in a day right back in the day when youtube was like you if you didn't have a hundred thousand followers you weren't like nobody i feel like with tick tock it's like you need to have like a million followers to be like okay you're an influencer like you're you're kind of a little bit you exist you think about
1:43 how many views you got to get to even get that because tick tock's such a crazy medium you have like 10 ████ million views on the video and there's so many people with just 10 million followers that's why i say lock them up dude i'm pretty boober man not that many people should have that many followers i think it's a lot of responsibility higher responsibility man do you guys actually watch it because i i think i stay boomer like i'm on reels i'm on instagram isn't that more like twitter i stay i've been on uh crypto tick tock but it's pretty haunting really yeah it's because they say bad stuff or see a lot of we have ████ coins just chilling ████ coin stuff yeah why you should get big connect yeah exactly exactly hey check out ring financial it's going up and i'm like oh bloody oh no there's not even 120 volume it's over oh buddy
2:33 i love when steve does this because that's why i know he's really troubled well yeah this dude uh it happened in detroit and uh all four crimes were described in similar fashion that's pretty good [Laughter] i guess he just really likes those specific shoes and no one else has those shoes huh it's not like a converse or something like was it just the shoes yeah or is it or is he robbing this place like hey check out ring financial it's going up i don't think this is the thing i don't think they could have arrested him unless he didn't we got to just get steve doing that a lot basically he's confessed thank you guys thank god for dumb criminals dude like not to even like um yeah i've heard some of my cop buddies saying like there's a guy who wears the same exact beanie when he does the robbery like they're just like they're just dumb or or something that's like uh you want
3:23 a cigarette there's a hoodie with this reflective strip on it you know just very like identifying like traits but like they don't go to like walmart's by the most blankest things you can find you know yeah it's crazy that's like why uh tattoos are really easy identifier to find criminals it's like oh you got a ████ gigantic kitty right here that's not me it could be anybody man yeah but this dude basically uh had to say he probably could have gone he just like had a good story but yeah they they decided to question him because of that and then if you fail the questioning part and you're just like oh yeah it was me get shaken down then yeah they're like okay we got him so he just admitted to it yeah it goes bad you got it but then that's how they knew who to check out i mean who knows how many people they you know asked about this that were like so the cops were on tick tock and they go hey wait a minute those shoes fit the description it doesn't say how they even like i think
4:14 they oh it says they got it here we go they got an anonymous tip to check this guy out it's a rat it's a rat oh ████ all disappointed we hate a rat we just hate jk we hate iraq you got criminals right you got criminals are here they're they're pretty bad but then rats are at them i know and even if they like donate to charity work at shelter what if it was the 7-eleven owner that got robbed and he was doing his own side it doesn't matter it doesn't matter we hate rats here it's a rat dude it's not a rat but it's a a a detective without jurisdiction on the case biggest cross fingers crossed what is that a renegade like it's just no jurisdiction yeah so vigilante and rap venn diagram exists we're not big on vigilantes in here dude oh okay got it so no civilian can you think civilians
5:06 that are tipping off cops about criminals are rats too 100 i mean there's a name for it it's called karen it's called it's called call mind your own business unless it's your own ████ if it's your own ████ then you're just calling the cops on your own ████ but if you're like if that doesn't affect you in any way and like hey there's this guy i've been noticing like that guy's a rat you know what i i i had a co-worker um who was uh he he he's in and out of jail all the time right and he was telling me like when he needs a little more money he puts a little uh weed he gets an ounce of weed some some pills he puts it in his butthole he goes outside he shoots in the air and then he calls the cops on himself and then he sends himself to jail because he knows oh that's probably gonna you know get me a couple of months i could sell these drugs make some money come back
5:56 you know and whatever and i'm like so you ratted on yourself so he can go into jail and sell to sell the drugs yeah but but the but the point is he ratted on himself he violated the number one crime that you do not do you don't ████ rat doesn't he know that you can smuggle drugs into jail you gotta sell the drugs outside the jail then you you buy a plane and then you can fly into the jail right then you buy a jail yeah then you buy in jail well he also wanted to go see his boyfriend too but that's just another story i think the the main thing was he wanted to go in sell the drugs make more money get free food get free lodging that sounds more like it yeah yeah and then you know he has a little bit saved in his account he gets released and he starts fresh buys a plane hides a flame that's what you do sticks it up his butt flies
6:46 that's crazy how he's that person sees jail like it's just going like to vacation or going to another country yeah it's gonna work it's gonna work he's like i gotta take the uh the bus to work for three months you told me like guys do it all the time when they just want a place to stay for like six months or whatever they know what kind of crimes or what kind of things they gotta do for how long they're gonna get you know set for so they're like oh well i'm not gonna kill anybody it's gonna take me a long time in there or maybe they really wanna retire and stay in there for quite some time yeah yeah it's pretty common i think yeah but you could sell drugs for more than street price inside so that's why you can sell kind of random objects too like just stuff they don't have rabbits buttons let me pull this
7:41 so people need luck in there man they're they're not dark ones it's not there's not like a middle holding cell before you get like let in that like you just sit there until you ████ there's like a toilet oh yeah i mean they make you squad do all that but it's called the prison pocket for a reason you know what i'm i was when i was in like second grade we had a guy speak to the class to talk about prisons you know like that always happens and i just remember he he just was so cool and inspiring he's like my friend's dad from the classes like this nicaraguan guy and he's like he goes you don't want to go to jail you know what they're going to do they're going to make you bend over and crack a smile and we were just like what is he talking about like i'm just second grade i didn't understand that that meant you got it we should second grade i didn't understand that that meant you
8:31 had to spread your ass cheeks apart like how could you infer that yeah it also just sounds like that it also meant you had to spread them and enjoy it bend over and crack a smile doesn't sound like a lot of things was he there to scare you guys straight and ████ yeah that's it yeah second grade huh even though you were second graders at a seventh day adventist school how much straighter could you possibly be they never do a good job because like i remember in fifth or sixth we would have that we had like ex-cons or whatever come in and then when they talk about jaw uh when they caught because they're all part of like the sane or dare program yeah so they come they're reformed right so they come in and when they talk about it the mansfield's ████ cool as ████ and then the next week you have like a a cop come in that's all square and ████ you're like oh square oh dude i'd rather be that guy that went to jail and this guy's ████ obeying all the rules
9:22 you're like yeah i don't know if a lot of people say that but i can understand how you said that yeah a lot of people dare did not work on bart quan yeah a lot of people have been saying i think those programs definitely uh in like in the fairness they were seeking to have they messed up a lot because it's like the people that come and talk to you about abstinence i don't know you guys probably didn't have that at your schools because we did okay yeah they're always the ones that probably aren't getting a lot of options thrown at them exactly so you're just like well of course you're ████ abstinent like that's you're on easy mode yeah and everyone can see it even as a second grader you're like no one wants to date you dude nobody wants to have sex with you dude it's like dragons figures show me a ████ hot ass dude and and let him tell me that he ain't doing that don't bring an incel into the room come in shirtless just
10:14 have josh do mel tell me not to ████ and i want to see how he does it like dude have ████ fabio right into him right into a room with a horse what's the last movie he's been your ████ love joshua they do though who loves josh dumas all the ████ bro every chick that i knew in high school i see him at all the ufc fights too that's right he and he buys his partner he buys three chairs because he pops out because he's not in that many movies no so he'll always buy three chairs and he's always in the middle i'm like i think he's always buying buying out because it's like packed section the fact that you know his seating chart and his seating arrangement because i see i saw it so many times he's even told me about it he's a fan i'm like you're joshua we got to get him on man i would love to get dressed for mulan well his last movie i think the major one he was in his transformers he should do abs in his psa ████ riding on a horse on a ████ sunset on
11:04 the beach and ████ he goes you know what i don't ████ with he just starts here yo that's like the old spice guy you know why i don't ████ i'm just doing mocking of any chicken i want and i don't ████ then kids are like okay i'm listening yeah it's like yeah it's like no fap right you got all these guys that are like yeah nofap you know and then it's like no ████ i think that counts for a lot because i went back and spoke at my high school uh like fresh off of l mfao touring by abstinence no about how i i had never had a ship of alcohol even though i'm on tour with like that's dope yeah and that that that was my like um i was like when i ████ grow up and like i want to do that to be like hey guys don't do this even and i'm going to show them that every ████ day of my life that's all over the place and you like did the coolest ████ ever and you don't have to do this to be the coolest ████ ever versus you're a
11:55 ████ loser and then and then oh i drink water every day i'm not gonna drink water i'm gonna turn into a ████ loser like here yeah cause then the kids are like well then how do you like don't they make fun of you it's like no because all you gotta do is still be a cool person and they'll be like oh that's all so cool that's true just don't be like a dick and be like that's bad for you don't drink but i was ████ i'll tell you that that was my drug [Music] you
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