0:00 they were moving the car and they didn't know where the dog was the dog was behind the car see and then they sure enough they pulled back squishy squishy I was in a I was in a Thai opium field what a Segway [Music] what have you guys ever lost a dog mhm yep yes no yeah really like ran away like momentarily what what was what was yours when you were a kid so when I was a kid um we had roommates at my mom's house cuz that's the only way she could afford like the the mortgage oh and there's this one ████ ████ ass lady named Vicki she ████ hated my dog I don't know why that fool was cute his name was Michael he a fluffy white dog gave it a
0:50 human name and then uh I think we went to Taiwan or something and then we came back and Vicki was supposed to wash the dog when I came back as soon as we got back all I hear is Vicki going like man that dog's so ████ annoying to my mom complaining like in Chinese ████ is so annoying where's Michael she opens the garage door as soon as the garage door opens Michael just ████ books it and just runs he must have been like ████ this ████ and then uh he ran down the block did one of those looked at me things I'm like Michael come here you just took off never seen him since wow that kind of happened the same thing with me my grandma did the same thing to my dog I bought a dog in Palmdale her name is sugar and it was a aita labrador mix Dam that's interesting mix but she was a she was a wild dog cuz the dog we
1:42 had before was a golden retriever so like you know very sweet dog but this dog was a puppy would tear up the yard just do all kinds of puppy ████ and it would always attack my grandma when she'd go to work and it would jump all over her and then one day I think she just opened the game was like get the ████ out of here D but she you know my she was getting mauled by this dog kind of like but it was like I never saw her again damn my story is way sadder what happened to yours I was a kid and my family was watching the news and the News was talking about coyotes in the neighborhood and we had one of those weener dogs no and he would he would stay outside yeah and um he'd be chill and uh I remember saying hey can we just bring him in tonight like I have a bad feeling but no he's fine he's fine he's fine I wake up at like 3:00 in the morning I hear something outside and I I
2:34 run downstairs my dog's barking running back and forth I open the the sliding door I'm trying to get him to come in and a coyote jumps out of the Bush and my dog's barking at the coyote coyote looks at me kind of tries to go for me for a second my dog runs in front the coyote takes the dog no bolts off with it oh no ████ I wake up my mom and my dad and my dad's driving trying to look for the dog the worst part is we never find him except for 3 years after we had this massive Hill in our backyard and one day I just decided to go up there even though my mom told us not to because it was dangerous the the steps weren't sturdy and I go up there and I find my
3:27 dog's body 3 years yeah like the skeleton like how how old were you I was like I don't know like maybe 10 holy 11 was it like your dog's collar too you can see like the collar you know the weirdest part was like in my journey there was this black cat that jumped over the fence prior and then there was like these tennis balls like kind of in a row like these dog toys to my dog's body it was the strangest part of the whole thing um but yeah and then we ended up burying him in the backyard what was your dog name my dog got killed by Baron my dog got killed by Coyotes too yeah Baron tried to save you too Baron tried to save me Dam dam yeah dogs you never lost your dog or anything I I think we should go on those coyote hunting trips yeah bro Kyrie are all
4:17 over the place dog can we can we be a helicopter yeah helicopter there's too many there's too many you got to th out the herd anyway but I think it'll be it'll be a good little Revenge there's a lot in Hollywood take a couple of take a couple of ours we'll take a couple of yours damn so there's a story basically um this happened where uh out here in California there's a dog that you know like a lot of these auto shops have dogs that kind of just hang at the shop so this um the owner was an auto mechanic and he had his dog just there at the shop one day the dog um wandered off and didn't come back they were looking for the dog and then several months later they get a call from Animal Service is that they found the dog as a stray dog like someone had called about a stray dog and and uh the dog had a chip so uh
5:09 animal services looked up the chip got the guy's info called the guy and we're like hey we have your dog and he found his dog but the weird part is it was 2,000 mil away in Detroit what what the dog went 2,000 miles so they think that someone stole the dog and then sold it and it ended up on a road in Detroit and then abandoned the dog and then the dog was just astray in Detroit the odds of getting your dog back after mil away well didn't they find briy like like 50 mil away or some ████ or like in a shelter somewhere else yeah so we had another dog and um forgot how she got away I think maybe like the gate didn't close properly and then so we were trying to find her we posted online she
5:59 was a doto bird though yeah she was kind of dumb like she'll go to anybody and then um event and we're even searching like pound databases and then eventually uh I think a fan linked to Gio hey I think I found briy at this pound no way so I think what happened was uh when briy got out one of the other neighbors picked her up and then kept her for a while but then end up losing briy so that so briy gets uh picked up by another animal shelter and then just through that like image on the animal shelter we found her damn few months later yeah it was crazy that's crazy so no chip or anything it was just a oh and because and so we went they chipped it and then the brgy was linked to the original owner that gave Bry to us oh
6:49 weird yeah they think that somebody had definitely like stolen their dog because you know usually if you find a dog it's so easy just to go and see what the chip is you know like to if oh he's thinking criminal style I snatch up dogs you ever stolen a dog not stolen a dog I want to steal a dog in my in my head I'm always like this dog's better off of me that's what I always think anyway whenever you find a dog yeah I used to do that like when I was a kid uh so Michael's a fluffy white dog and I just wanted a dog so bad and then I'm like oh ████ there's like a little black dog that walks by like hey hey Mom Michael came back or a random ████ golden retriever doesn't even look like Michael hey Michael came back not scamming your mom any dog that straight dog Michael came back Michael oh Michael that's such a funny name for a
7:41 dog how did you think of naming him Michael after I think growing up I had a weird name I'm like I want my dog just have a regular name wait you knew that you had a weird name yeah cuz we would do roll call like oh Jeremy like whatever Edward like Barton is there a Barton here and as they hear Bart like all the people in class would be like what kind of name is that ████ is Bart yeah Bart Simpson they would probably do that all the time God damn I relate my name too same they never pronounced it right never get it right f as ████ me all right ████ what do you mean there's tons of Colleen there's Colleen there's kin's now yeah your name is definitely but I feel you I feel you how would they pronounce subin uh subin oh yes a lot of them is
8:32 subbin they all go subbin or sub do we have sub and you're like B Laden sa what's your dog's names oh my dogs buddy Yi and I have a cat Einstein Y and you thought of all the names no except buddy oh buddy such an easy name I was like buddy that's it but dude that one story with the losing a dog Dom I was when I was hanging out with dom all the time we went to a dg2 uhhuh he was supposed to watch over that dog but I guess one night we all fell asleep and we woke up to the dog gone just to find out he got ran over oh oh my God D will tell you that and and they told Dom to make sure the dog don't run out cuz he does that
9:22 oh no and Dom was like hey yeah no problem and then just to find out the next morning he was damn it do love getting run over they do they love running to the ████ Street like uh when I stay at Gio's mom's house they have dogs in that property yeah so every time I get in the car I always look behind all the rear tires cuz ████ stupid ass dogs love sleeping under cars they love being under the tire they're ████ dumb that happened to my mom's neighbor her dog they didn't they were moving the car and they didn't know where the dog was the dog was behind the car see and then they sure enough they pull back squishy squishy I was in a I was in a Thai opium he want to stck what we were um we were we were learning about how they grow poppy and then this guy in a pickup truck he reversed and we heard a oh it
10:15 was a puppy oh yeah I have pictures see damn I would have been like tire rod and then there was a opium addict we called him Uncle drugs he was you know he felt bad that we were all sad so he he got a stick and he's like I can't take it no more he didn't say that I don't know what he said he's like Mong and he started digging like a ████ right and then everyone's like what is he doing right he just with his bare hands just start making a big ████ hole and then he picked up the dead ass puppy what was kind of breathing still and he just buried it so I think he buried it alive oh but the that ████ was going to die yeah but then he was ████ taking care of it and we're just like damn dude that's he's a drug addict but he's got a heart yeah yeah that was the takeaway he's good at diing holes that
11:05 fool got rotted teeth from smoking too much opium but he got a heart dude hell yeah and and it's beating strong yeah that's cool yeah hey this the story was actually pretty good dude my little brother accidentally killed the dog how my mom had like bunch of baby puppies we had to help like take out the placenta because it was freaking yeah and then my brother was so hyp he's like yay yay and the you know the puppies are Skirmish so they he just slipped out of his head and then it fell it went straight up neck freeze oh my neck not neck freeze ████ bro it went it went a sng and we were like no my brother I never seen my brother cry my brother ugly ass cry straight up neck freas is it because you guys had wood floors and you have carpet we had we had we had
11:55 wood floors in Hawaii so we had wood floors and we had like six puppies and my brother just ah who puts a puppy on their head like a crown no he was hyped he was just like yo look look look and it went backwards oh my it was like a slippery burrito yeah yeah yeah because they're squirming dude especially when they're fresh especially when they're fresh what kind of dog was it it was a it was a MTI but we were like tripping out we were tripping out I was like dude what the ████ do we do so we tried to bring it everywhere with us when we didn't tell our mom de the Dead one it wasn't Deb it was just like this the whole time you know what I mean we're just like oh it's still good it's still breeding so we try to take it everywhere with us second till one day just till what 1 hour later it di that the inside thought 1 hour later bro but my dad just uh put it in a
12:47 like a towel wrapped it up he wrapped it up and tried to throw it away in the trash why did he have to thr a good tow inside trash the apartment trash and I was like yo Dad we're going to go jail bro we're going to go jail wait what are you supposed to do take it to animal shelter no yeah no my mom took it to a pup uh like an animal uh Cemetery I didn't even know that was a thing I was like I didn't know that was a thing either pet cemetery or did she just tell you she did that that's what you know damn well she went to she went to alamana park and she flung that ████ in the beach or driving on the way to for sure she just said that my dad tried to say that about the hamsters we had cuz we had they had babies and there was like 12 20 20 of them ████ and then one day I was like Dad where did all the hamsters go he goes oh we found homes
13:38 for all of them and I was like waa wow thanks Dad yeah because he was like yeah thought he's cuz you know my dad works in the hospital he's like yeah went one went to each person I was like you got a cage for each hamster he's like yeah it took a long time took me 20 minutes and then I grew up and one day I just looked at him was like you ████ liar to and he's like [Music]
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