0:00 Sing sing R Kelly song. Um something about flying my mind Oh, I hate that song. And welcome back everybody to another episode of the Careful Boys. Hey Joe, you're uh your buddy's uh not doing well in prison right now. Larry Nasser. I thought that was your mentor. I thought it was his mentor. Your medical mentor? Who's my friend? R. Kelly. Really? R. Kelly. Damn. What's going on? The acoustics of his cell aren't good. That's crazy. He's still singing, bro. Oh my heart, dude. Did you see the video of him singing? Oh, there's there was inmates recording him singing. I I knew he was live streaming for a little bit. Can we watch him, please? Wait, you're
0:51 So that's your friend, I guess. What What do you have in common with him? Great musicians. Oh yeah, musical minds. That's true. My fault. Oh my. Sing sing R. Kelly song. Um, something about flying my mind. Tell me. Oh, I hate that song. Do you want a passport? Say, do you want a pass you like? Sing something you like. Can you give me something that I believe? Oh, yeah. That sounds whack, too. Oh, damn. How about so that you like him now? Ignition is his best song. The remix with Germaine Dri.
1:43 [Music] Damn. Still got it. What? What if it's just some OG? Damn, that guy's honestly with a voice like that, you can get away with a lot. That's just not even R. Kelly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What if that's just an OG that knows how to sing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It could be funny. If I work the jails, I would unlock the jail cells, let him out. Like, god damn. Here's a mic. Yeah. Boondocks did a funny ass joke on him back in the day, too, in one of their episodes where he's in court and then he's trying to convince the jury, so they just give him a mic and he starts singing and they're all, "Yeah, He's good, man. Or or or or what if what if he has to sing every ████ day because or else he get beat up. You get butt rammed. Oh jeez. I didn't say that. According to members of his legal team, he's scared out of his mind right now and desperately begging to be let out.
2:34 I'm sorry, R. Kelly. I guess that's why you don't do the ████ you did. Oh, you Oh, you're going to get beat up in jail. What is this? You just trying to get the video demonetized faster? Hey, man. I need this. Apparently, the singer broke down in tears during a recent phone call as he fears for his life and his health is spiraling downwards behind bars. All great news. ████ love it. You should be fearing for your life. Cuz at the first half, he was having too much fun, dude. The viral videos of him in prison were it was too much fun and I was kind of like conflicted a little bit. But now he's getting what he's coming to. Is he in like a white collar prison? Is he shouldn't be. Those aren't white collar crimes that he was doing. Yeah, he peed off bezling funds. Do you think Do you think they're all peeing on him now? I hope I hope they aren't because he
3:25 might like that. They should put all the sexual predators in a special place. They do. Do they? They have their own unit. Yeah, it's called the hydraulic press unit. Protections. Oh, protection. Cuz they can't be with everyone else. They're going to get destroyed. He is in what they call a special housing unit. Anybody familiar with what that actually is? Is it when you're a celebrity, you're a person? It's probably like separate from like threat. It's like solitary confinement, but you get steak and ribs. No lobster today. We just got beef ribs. Sorry. I'm sure he had some kind of special treatment for sure. But man, I just hate hearing people that did heinous stuff complain about the conditions of prison. Yeah, you this is what you did, dude. Yeah, that's the whole point. I know. Was this recent overdose like a HIMYM thing or was that like people trying to HIMS? He took too many hymns. Ding. That's crazy. Ding,
4:17 ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, this is just the ompic. Ah, ████ These are the dick pills. He had a recent OD. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that's what brought him to the North Carolina hospital. They found drugs on They responded too quick. How did they do? They revived him. He got drugs in jail. But there there's a there's a conversation as to whether it was like a plotted overdose versus like a Honestly, who cares, man? Yeah. I think we just wiped this fool from history. I think he's evil. Keep Ignition on Spotify, but get rid of the guy. Just say that it was Joe instead of R. Kelly. You They should You know what they should do to really discredit him? They should just give all his song credits to just a different artist. That's what I'm saying, man. Just give it to Joe Mama. It's not R. Kelly. It's Kelly R. Kelly Roland. Kelly Roland. Give all the song
5:07 credits to Kelly Roland. You know, Kelly Roland's remix to Ignition is my favorite. Or give all the credits to like a children's hospital so they always get money. Ignition remix by the children's hospital. It's like kids bought by City of Hope or something. They do all the chalk. That's crazy. Did you guys see those videos back then? Which ones? Of him like the leaked videos with the Yeah. No, dude. I didn't see it because it's it'd be considered Well, we were children so it would be it would be My memory lasts forever. You know what's funny? My my friend downloaded and he was like he he forced me to watch it and I was No, you actually know this guy. Yeah. Yeah. But then I was like he was like pissing on pissing on Ali or something. He thought it was so funny. No, he he was just peeing I didn't even I couldn't even I couldn't even
5:58 understand that people would pee on someone as a sexual thing. Oh, cuz like who was he peeing on? Some girl. like there it was like a regular like webcam kind of like sex situation and he just starts peeing on he's like standing on the left and then she and then he was he was laughing. He was like dying laughing and I'm just watching the video like this is crazy. Like I even had the same reaction when I watched Two Girls One Cup. Two Girls One Cup was like ew. Right. But this was like why is he peeing on her? I don't understand it. I didn't understand it back then either. Yeah. Yeah. Do you understand now? I understand it too well. No, it's actually all I'm into. But after that, after watching that video, when I heard his song, when and then he goes, "My mind's telling me no, but my
6:48 body." And it's like I'm think now I think that he's he's saying no, I don't want to pee on her, but his but his body is making me want to pee really bad. He's too hydrated. How do you feel about Michael Jackson and PYT then? That's completely different. Whoa. That's completely different. How? How? How? How? You cornered him. You got him. Cuz he's t cuz he's Okay. Because if you really want to boil it down, Pretty Young Thing is about a female and everyone thinks that he likes young boys. But Pretty Young Thing is about a young Pretty young female. What if it's too young? It's too young. No, he doesn't like young girls. So it doesn't match. But my mind's telling me, "No, no, no. It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that." Hey, by the way, they found hella
7:38 porn in uh the ████ Neverland Ranch. So, that means he's a man cuz he likes ████ regular porn. Was it It said regular porn. I saw this one video. Regular porn. I saw this one video for realel talking about how he worked with Michael Jackson and he said Michael Jackson came in with some like hot lady, just made out with her and just left. And he was like, "Yo, that's pretty cool." That was the only video where I go, "Maybe Joe's right." I go, "It's for real." What if it was for show, though? Yeah, it could be. Absolutely. I mean, if you're Let's Do you think he'd kiss a girl? He'd be like, "Ew, that's gross. I don't like that." Honestly, if you're Michael Jackson and you're undercover doing one of the most heinous long-term crimes of your life, you'd probably have to keep a really detailed outer shell. Yeah. And that's goes in line with what he was
8:28 doing. Maybe that's talking right now. mega straight in public. And then but he's like, I'm going to go go ring shopping with this little boy and we're going to just go hang out at the mall. We're going to rent out the whole mall with this little this one little kid. That's also like his PR is like his PR agent's like, "Hey, you just did this recently. You think you could make out with a chick in front of a high-profile celebrity?" He's like, "Ah, okay. I don't want Everyone knows what a ladies man he was. Everybody knows. You guys just jealous cuz you couldn't pull girls like him. Dude, I'm pretty jealous of MJ. Who could pull girls like Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson could fool so many girls. Michael, they were fainting by the time they got close. Imagine being jealous of him and thinking like it should be me. That's such a high girls do that when I walk
9:18 into the room. I could lean way over and come back up. Girls fell like dominoes when you walk by them. Yeah, they did. Everybody. They went All ages, dude. Yep. All especially old older people that are of legal age. Especially, but not limited to We're talking about R. Kelly here, the real criminal with video evidence and actual proof that he was a scumbag. Did you guys watch the 15 episode documentary R. Kelly where he gets where he loses his ████ I ████ love What you mean teenager, bro? This dude would literally scope out middle schools and high schools. He'd like stay outside the fence and try to scoop up these girls. It's great. And the amount of like testimonies from all these girls. You're like, "Oh my god, bro." Endless. Endless. It was It was to the point
10:08 where they're like, "We can't fit it into like Dude, you can't Yeah. You can't even We got to do two seasons. You can't find a folder with a strong enough spine to close it of the files. Like, it's so freaking thick. So many, dude. Yeah. I there has to be going up something going up at the top top where they say it's okay everyone do it this is the new way that's why I feel bad for him but that's what I'm saying like dude there's so many reports of of all these people always wanting to uncheck power yeah yeah young ass people you you hear the conspiracy theories of of how Peted is responsible for MJ's death oh what are they saying this is that's a conflict for him cuz he likes them This is What's that one? How do you pick between PD and Michael Jackson? I don't like P Diddy. Origin of the claims cuz this is like circling social media right now. I
10:58 never liked his music either. What? What are you talking about? No. What's Diddy's most banger song? Like Bad Boy or like uh Last Night. Last night. Oh, that that's actually a pretty good song. That's a banger song, but then you find out what it's about. The case one. He has a lot of good He has a lot of good songs. When he was on a track, I was like, get off. Stay a producer. I need a girlfriend. All the garbage cans are in. Stomp stomp. Last night. Honestly, that came on my Spotify randomly and I freaked out a little bit. Hey, we're trying to bump you time. That's why I only have one. You played it for like ████ 10 seconds. But that wasn't even copyrighted music. It was AI. It was AI of R. Kelly making music in jail. Dude, you you are a conspiracy
11:49 theory yourself. All right, so social media claims include like uh obviously they stem from recent legal troubles faced by P. Diddy uh and a subsequent circulation of v various theories. Uh some theories point to J.Cole's 2014 song She Knows which includes a line mentioning Michael Jackson, Aaliyah, and Lisa Left Eye Lopez. Additionally, some individuals have cited the fact that Diddy's former security chief was also MJ's security chief and present at the time of his death as a connection. Didn't Michael Jackson die of a heart attack? Yeah, because he was taking too many of that ████ So, everyone there was a lot of people that did his uh preferred method of killing people that was close to him was they all had heart attacks and you know they're all saying that he poisoned a lot of these people including his ex-wife. Huh? Like Jamie Fox. Oh ████ That's like his move. You know what I mean? Jamie Fox is alive, dude. But he was in the hospital for a real long time under very like
12:40 confidential and nobody knew. Everybody was like, "Don't say hi. He just got sick out of nowhere. Yep. Didn't he just fall? No, dude. He was like, wasn't he in like a coma or something? He had a stroke from a coma. He had a stroke. Yeah, that's that might be poison. I mean, that's a pretty good method, though. Induce heart attack. You're like, this guy's definitely capable of this. How do you induce heart attacks like remotely? You 5G. 5G. 6G. I'm going to give you the high speeded Cat Williams controversial views. There's an old video of Cat Williams expressing his views on Michael Jackson's death, being controversial, hinting at a sinister orchestration by powerful figures in the industry. Yeah, it's it's Sony executives. You know what that I feel like a lot of the these deaths though just happen to be so convenient. Not like they're going to be
13:30 a conspiracy, but like there's a lot of celebrities that just be dying from their own ████ behavior and it just lines up with other people's good fortune. True. You know what I mean? Like like Michael Jackson couldn't could have died anytime and that would have been good news for somebody. That's true. You know what I mean? Financially. Yeah. I just think that like a lot of the time like like Amy Winehouse dying could be a conspiracy. But that they're just going to ignore years of ████ addiction. Like there's some people that really did do something unfortunate and it led to their death. But Michael Jackson actually had a concert coming up. This is it. Yeah. He don't want to cancel. That's true. I did want to see with a recent album drop sold out O Stage in London. They were planning on making the run. And in the This Is It movie was kind of telling us like there are nefarious forces out there and you got to be careful. That's why I think they celebrate even harder when their death can't be attributed to their actions. It's even better to cheer
14:20 somebody on to be like, "Yeah, take more drugs. Take do all you want." Because it's like that's good for you if they ████ kick the bucket. And did you know that his licensing contract was about to come up for his estate? That sounds like uh for all the music. That's what I mean, man. But according to Omron, dude, he he could have died anytime. Somebody would have won. According this is my hard statement. I think like the best way to kill somebody is with their own vices cuz it can never be traced back to you. So if you have a vice and I can monetize off of you dying, I'm going to encourage you to do whatever that vice is. How would you want me to die? It' be with sex. Uh stick up the butt. No, I think it's sex. That's my vice. Sex in India. Alcohol. Sex in India. think it's too real. Like, you know, like like if you were if you were a chancellor to a sultan and that sultan developed like a I don't know, a heroin addiction, you wouldn't stop him from
15:11 it. You know what I mean? Like you'd be like, "F██████ go." Like you'd get him more ████ Whatever. I feel like those are the You enable it. Yeah. You You just enable someone until they croak and you'll never be guilty of it. What about that one politician recently that died because he swallowed a bee? I thought he like stung him and he got a freaking swallowed a bee. Yeah, he it stung him and he had a heart attack or some ████ Yeah. Crazy. He should have ate the bee with water. He didn't swallow it the right way. Yeah. A bee flew into his throat, stung him, and then he died from that accident, but it was like on a golf trip or some ████ Was he highly allergic to it? He's a mouth breather. He He just inhaled too big. I think it induced some kind of Being stung on the inside is different from being stung on the outside. But it sounds like an assassination because he was like a like a certain important figure and I don't
16:02 know there was some Yeah. I think there there's so many easy conspiracies behind famous people's deaths but like but they can also just shoot you too. Like remember the two uh lawmakers out in what was it? Minnesota that got shot up. The Dems, right? He came in a president mass and went to the door. Did you see that ████ Because he said no to healthcare for illegals. She Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is very correct. And there's that interview of her like talking about that and she seems all scared and stuff. Yeah. She said I had to do what majority of the people wanted to do blah blah blah. But she's talking about it real scared. Like she's very like she's like I had to make this mistake. Like she's like sighing and everything. Those are like to me those are the best assassinations. Holy ████ Either either you get someone with their own vices or you could or you brainwash a crazy operative to do the work for you and they know and they don't even know
16:52 who's telling them to do. Oh, that's why one of the craziest assassination is the Kim Jong uh the brother. Oh, no. That was Oh, the girls. Oh, they thought they were on a TV show. But they've been doing that for like a year and a half. So, it's like they that was a slow burn. Crazy. See, that's like I think that that's masterful at that level. I don't think people are just murking each other like sloppily. I think they really do have ways to make it look like it was They're doing a fouryear plan, dude. Yeah, exactly. It's like a And then then we go, "Oh, that guy was nuts." If we had a full-time job at the FBI or CIA or whatever it was, and our only job was to figure out how to assassinate, I think we can do it. I think we'd be good at it. I mean, it's your job, right? So, like, if you're like a secret agent at in North Korea and you got to figure out what this is going to be, like Yeah. I think it's like you you're I think that
17:43 those things you can figure out is like we don't spend that much time thinking about it. Yeah. But to execute like chances are you're doing it to somebody who's high-profile, high security. You got to sneak a mole in there in order to discover what those vices are or like the loopholes in in their security and stuff, you know, and not have it get traced back to you. Yeah. And that's why be careful with podcasting. I mean, not podcast, but like you know, u real world um interviews and stuff like that. Oh, cuz you know how the North Korea one they just did a they covered his mask. Imagine Imagine an interview dude going like, "Hey, my bad, my bad. hit your nose and ████ with it all the time. My bad. Sorry. First day on the job, hit you in the face with the mic. My bad. My bad. Every time you take a breath, too, like between sentences, you got anthrax. Yeah. I was just Yeah. My bad. My bad. My bad. You know what I'm saying? Like what if they What of the concept is that
18:34 on interviews and next thing you know, but then what if I sneeze? I sneeze and then it blows onto your face. My bad. My bad. But see that that's where it's like those type of killings are so like those that's like a radicalized individual, right? That's why it's it it freaking irks me so bad when like people of power they try to create radicalization with people cuz that's how you get acid attacks and like people that really don't care about the consequence of whether they get caught or not and they just do ████ for the freaking jihad. You know what I mean? Like that's where you're running into crazy territory. Stay home in a nice neighborhood. That was a big ass fart.
// end of tape