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The Future of Joe and Hannah

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0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Today we're going to delve into the future of Joe and Hannah's relationship. Let's start at the beginning when Joe first rescued you from Buckingham Palace. >> Yay. >> Buckingham Palace. >> Moving to Vegas and then you start a business in Hawaii. Then you live there on the beach. Do you work in the Jumbi while Joe surfs all day and then I don't do I don't do anything. >> Can imagine Joe surfing. He does though. Yeah, that's the funny thing. >> That's really funny. >> I go with these this guy's friends. >> Wait, you mean surf? Yeah, >> I want to see a picture of that. >> I'll get you one. >> How come How come you can't imagine him surfing? >> I He's too goofy to be surfing. >> Oh, cuz you have to be like, "Yeah, >> surfing's too cool." Or >> Yeah, it looks too cool. >> The paddle board's good, too. He's got a

0:50 12T paddle board. >> Yeah, she bought me a 12ft paddle board that I only took out like a handful of times, >> cuz it's like taking out a boat. It's huge. I'll I'll use it. >> You can use it. Yeah. >> There you go. >> Please. >> Because dude, you guys ever gone to Alam Moana in the morning, like the beach in the morning, and just paddle board out? You see all the turtles? >> Oh, yeah. >> Hell yeah. Just >> all of them. >> Legit every turtle. >> Each one. >> Just ████ squads. >> I'm telling you, you guys can see the squad. >> I'm telling you. Well, um, since you guys just make nothing but huge moves, what's the next like I guess big thing you've even thought of 1% of doing that sounds like it could be like the next major thing. >> It's funny that so we were just talking about this, you know, you know how like he was he's he calls them major, right?

1:41 And we feel like we're not doing enough. It feels like we're No, it just feels like we're like just working on like small things here and there, but then our lifestyle, we were like saying how her friend was, I can't imagine living your life. I get stressed out. And then I >> get stressed out watching you live. >> Yeah. >> And then I've heard the saying where like people are like, I don't know, like you're just you seem reckless or in that in that tone. And then I'm like, "No, I feel like I'm boring right now." >> Well, remember when you when you told us that like I guess like the from the framework of like let's say your British friends back home or something that they the idea of you becoming an entrepreneur and moving on and like doing something where it's all on you. The idea of that is a little more foreign to how someone would live their life.

2:32 >> I think cuz they said this to me before I came to America. So, I don't know what I was doing that made them like think that way cuz I feel like I make educated >> choices. Yeah. >> But it's not necessarily in a straight line. >> I think that's what it is. >> Oh. >> So, I think like most people they have like a trajectory and they're like going along >> Yeah. >> the thing. And I'm a little bit more like that sounds fun. >> Like I'm thinking about it. They just don't see the thought process. Right. >> But then I think when we got married >> it looks random but then it makes sense. >> It makes sense to me. And then I remember when we >> maybe you look random. >> I'm pretty sure you look random in that country. You know what I'm saying? The whole neighborhood. You're just like, "What the ████ is this guy doing in our

3:22 hood?" You know what I mean? Like you had long hair, so you guys look like lesbians on a vacation. >> Yeah. Do you >> remember the woman in Down to Earth called you mom? >> Yeah. cuz she only saw him from the back. >> She called me ma'am. She's >> like, "Put a top on, ma'am." >> So, but but it is a it is a really adventurous thing. I mean, you like you don't have a boss. He has David, but you don't have a boss. >> I I was trying to fill in a form before and it said like occupation and >> it's like you're a manager. You're the boss. >> I think I just put housewife. >> What? >> And then I put like husband when it said employer. You can't say owner. >> You're like >> her role is more like the store manager. >> I feel like I'm like the store auntie. I'm just there like >> Yeah, that's what they do. >> You're there majority of the week, right? >> Yeah. Majority.

4:12 >> Mhm. >> Has anybody called you auntie yet? >> Yeah. But I don't Yeah. >> There you go. It's okay. That's a sign of respect. I feel like it's a sign of respect. And >> I don't want to be nervous. >> So, have you ever jokingly said like even just just like in justest where you were like, >> "You want to move to Maine or something?" Oh, all the time. >> Yeah. What's some things you guys have talked about? >> Obviously UK. >> New Orleans. I think that would be a vibe. >> Really? >> New York. >> Well, she wants to hell no. >> She says the next chapter she wants to get like a Spurner van and just all over Road Trip America. >> That's pretty huge. >> I want to do that. >> That's cool. >> Can you like Jin be on the go in your little >> a Ji van? >> It's so cool. There's so much we could do. >> Yeah. Spread the June be word. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. J, we hung out with JR Guzman over

5:03 a week cuz he was he was in Hawaii for like a week. Yeah. And he was telling us again about his like >> bus living travel and it was like Yeah, that's that sounds like a good He's kind of doing like things that we want to do in reverse. >> Yeah. >> So like >> he's he did all of his like I'mma asleep in a farm and work there and then nomadic, right? And then and then he was talking about maybe like settling down and opening up uh a wellness spa like an actual business. >> Wow. >> Yeah. And then we're like no what I think our next chapter is maybe like stop business and then go back into creative and art >> and then Yeah. >> And do that. I think it'd be a lot of fun. >> Yeah. >> Be sick. >> I don't know. Creative and art. >> I don't like it. It's been stressed. >> Your manager says no. It's not a good idea, dude. >> Should be business only, man. >> Oh wow. Really? Business till you die.

5:53 >> Why business only? Why? >> But business only. Why? >> Why? >> Because money comes. Why? >> Because money comes that way. >> Yeah. But what if what if we got money? >> No. Think think about it. Think about it. >> Think about it. >> Money comes that way. >> When it when it comes to business, money starts pouring, right? When it comes >> Not always. >> Not always, bro. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never mind. >> Sometimes it starts draining. Sometimes it starts draining, too. >> Yeah. That's true. >> Okay. You know what? Never mind. >> They may actually save money if they stop business >> sometimes. Sometimes. >> So, at this point, let's say that a some guy in a white suit walks up and goes, "I want to buy this jumbie." >> Sell that ████ >> White suit. Take it. >> Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, it just depends cuz we still have our goals there, too. >> What if he wants to buy like 3 mil? >> Oh my god. Yes, please.

6:45 >> 3 million. Holy crap. >> Million. >> Oh my god. Take it right now. >> See? No takebacks. No takebacks. >> Signed contract. >> Call my blood. >> Yeah. >> What if he wants to trade you uh two boba times for your one JB? >> That's messed up, dude. That's like giving me two broken cars for a brand new one. >> Boba time is nasty though, to be honest. >> Damn, man. >> No class, guys. No class >> from Baton. >> Nothing. >> Water. coffee like black coffee. >> He specifically wakes up. I want boba time coffee. Yeah, >> that's expensive. >> I voted for the napkins to blow my boogers into >> stupid. >> What if um what if uh Phil from Wong Fu says he wants to give you a boof for

7:35 your June be >> trade? >> Yeah, >> straight trade. >> Maybe. I don't know. >> He you know he he asked me to invest in it. I was going to I was actually going to invest in boow. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I ran out of money. >> I literally did. I was like, "Bro, I just blew hella money in crypto and I just dumped a lot in Jumbi and I'm like, >> I wanted you to invest in a new one." >> Um, he I think he had one open and he was getting ready to open a bunch more and he's like, "Do you want in?" And I was like, "I actually do, but like I'm in such a bad like place right now." And I was like, "Please let me know." I was like, "Please let me know." That sounds like you're like depressed or some ████ No, I've never heard this side of you, man. >> Okay, guys. >> You bring you bring out the site here. >> Yeah, I'm uncomfortable now.

8:25 >> Okay. Okay. >> So am I. >> I know. I was like, this is not Joe, bro. What happened to Joe? >> No wedding ring. He's in a bad place. I don't know what's going on. >> No money. >> Would you Would you sell Would you sell Juni to uh Phil if he's like I just want to close it and make it a boof? >> Oh, no. I can't do that. >> No way. But 3 million. >> Oh, 3 million. >> Cuz you could open up another one. That's the thing. Would you would you allow David to buy you out and then and make it say David so presents? >> That's so funny for the joke. That would be that would be by David. Buy David so >> I know. No, but that would be so funny to everybody though if he did that. >> Yeah. >> Presented by like a neon stage light. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay, now my last question is if you had to and um there was like a

9:16 financial incentive to do it, would you open another one? >> That's been the goal actually. >> Really? Yeah. >> Where would you open it at? >> Um well, I wanted around three or four on the island. >> Oh, just all of it on on in Hawaii. Well, that would be the first kind of >> cuz it it makes sense to cluster things close by cuz it's delivery and like like it wouldn't make sense for me to open one in Hawaii and then the other one in Minnesota and then I have to fly back and forth to like run it, you know? >> So, just like ABC just like a Mons. Oh my god. >> But I'm talking about ABC. Just like ABC, right? Like you just saw one and then two steps down the one to your right, you're like, "What the ████ going on?" >> Does it make sense? Like if I have everything in one warehouse and then from there if it's not too far and same with the staff like the closer it is,

10:07 you can just have staff like run down the block to the next one. >> Yeah. So that makes more sense. But um we'll see. Do you think do you think you guys will be moving back to Vegas anytime soon? >> Well, that's the goal. If we Yeah, because if we're gonna have a kid. >> Yeah, >> that is also the goal. >> But if that was going to happen. >> Damn. Paradise. Why would you guys leave paradise? >> Just for the actual popping it out section of it. >> People tell me all the time. >> You literally left paradise and >> I had no ████ choice, man. >> Get some roast. >> My mom just forced me to. >> Your mom? >> Your mom? How old are you? >> He got He got kidnapped. Ah. Uh-huh.

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