0:00 And it was funny cuz when I was writing, I was like, "Wow, I'm like writing, my grammar's good." And then my wife goes, "Babe, I can't understand anything you wrote." We have a journal, we write every day. >> That's her letter back to you? I can't understand [laughter] anything. >> Yeah, I don't I didn't >> That's ████ hilarious. >> Are you writing DOWN LIKE POP ON ████ LIKE [laughter] >> HE SAID, "HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU SPELL FOOM?" >> And welcome back to another very serious episode of the Careful Boys, where we have Subin back from boot camp. >> Woo! Subin! >> Number one question everybody's asking. Everybody's messaging us. Ryan's getting flooded in the DMs, live chat. >> can't get enough of it. >> Can't get enough. They're wondering like, "Tell us about wet dreams during boot camp." >> The Discord was like, "Were you ever horny?" >> Did you get any wet dreams? >> Yeah, yeah. I got a lot of it. Um >> Is it because you're like kind of gay
0:51 and you have hella guys, hot guys around you all day and you couldn't hold >> It's kind of like that, but um >> What do you mean a lot? How many is a lot? >> Dude, let me >> What's a week? >> Maybe maybe twice throughout the whole thing, but look You know, I never had You know, you guys Who still has dreams here though? >> I have dreams. >> dreams. I had a sick ass dream last night. >> Like ambitions? >> Just cuz we're 40 doesn't mean we don't have dreams. >> Wait, like dreams or wet dreams? >> No, like wet dreams and ████ like >> I never had a wet dream. >> I'm jealous of people that could get it. >> Bro, check it out. You know how you're so detoxed in boot camp? You're technically detoxed, right? No caffeine, everything's ████ cut off. >> That's true. No social media, no phone. >> No phone, so now your brain is just ████ working 100 times cleaner and better. So your imagination is like a ████ That's like the best thing to do. >> No porno. >> like 4K imagination.
1:41 >> Bro, the 4K imagination No, it was better than that. >> 70 mm IMAX. >> ████ >> Christopher Nolan. >> LED, brother. >> Audi eye, Sony FS9, bro. >> Dolby surround. >> Yeah, like everything was enhanced. >> THX ████ drums in your >> THC to the butt. >> THC? [laughter] >> But bro, think about it. When your son to tell you go and do your own thing. Bro, I sat down and I just started daydreaming. Cuz it was the funnest ████ I was like, I can't wait till I go home. Buy this and how I imagine I was driving, what music I was going to play, what exact detail phone mount I wanted. >> That's what kids used to do. >> Yeah. >> Just sit in the corner do nothing. >> And that was boot camp, bro. Imagination. And everybody's like, bro, I can't wait till I buy a Corvette. I'mma buy I'mma buy a Magnum flow exhaust. And that's how clean our mind was. Okay? But because our mind's so clean and every day
2:31 >> You can't think about buying a Corvette like now outside of boot camp? >> No, because now reality hits you, right? Bills, bills, bills, kids, cars, four seats, car seats. Anyways, you're dude, it's >> You're dreaming of wasting money in there. >> You're wet you're doing you having wet dreams rocking. >> What? >> Yeah. Dude, that's >> and you ████ ejaculated and all that. >> I could because my mind was so fresh. Because while rocking, you don't think about rocking. You don't think about your ████ feet being sore. You don't think about the weight. >> You have to fly into another world. >> So long. >> It's so ████ long like the 10-mi 14-mi is like ████ 5 hours, dude. And then because you can't think about the pain, you think about a different world. It's amazing. I remember >> pleasure. >> Bro, I remember thinking about clapping my wife's cheeks every time I was rocking. >> Hell, yeah. >> How am I going to spread my wife's butt
3:22 cheek? How am I going to lick that ████ And dude, you just have a boner, right? So, the half time >> a boner while you were rocking? >> Yeah. While I'm rocking, I remember having a I remember having a You all right, Joe? >> [laughter] >> You need TO BE DISCIPLINED. >> PICTURED 200 GUYS and they're ALL HORNY AS ████ >> YEAH, BRO. >> I think you do that a lot. >> [laughter] >> Dude, at the end of the at the end of the day, you're dudes, man. You're going to have that. Naturally, like more you don't want You know what I mean? But while I'm rucking, I'm like imagining just copying my wife's cheeks. >> is there's 200 dudes from the outside they're like, "Look at those patriots." >> [laughter] >> But, on the INSIDE THEY'RE LIKE, >> AND EVERYONE'S GOT A BONER. >> YEAH, EVERYONE'S HORNY, but you're like, "Look at these patriots serving our country." >> Yeah, cuz we have family [laughter]
4:13 We have families coming by and they're all looking at us like, "Wow, ████ hardcore." >> With American pride. >> We're drenching sweat. We're drenching >> YEAH, AND YOU'RE HORNY AS ████ >> WE GOT M4S with us. We're red light. We're raining on us and they're like, "Wow, hella patriots." And then you zoom into our head and we're just like, "Uh, uh, I'mma ████ [laughter] my wife." >> I'mma eat her butt hole. >> Yeah, can't wait to lick that ass hole. >> Bro, I was like I didn't give a ████ I wanted to lick ass. >> to your ████ >> Yeah, I was >> What, so you while you're WALKING YOU'RE LIKE, >> NO, WHILE I'M WALK WHILE I'M WALKING MY dick's wet, you know? So, I'm just like, >> [laughter] >> So, I'm just like having fun rucking and then by the time you're having fun rucking because of how many mind you're But, after you nut a little bit, you move on to your next episode, which is like, "Ooh, ooh, when I go home, I'mma buy this car. I'mma add I'mma buy king I'mma What do you call it?
5:04 Rough Country lift kit and then maybe add some speakers." >> Next thing you know, you got a boner again. >> No, and then dude, that's just >> juice didn't go through the clothes? It didn't come out through the clothes? >> It's OCPs, bro. You can't go with the old clothes. Those things are meant to handle ████ strong ass ████ >> What's What's OCP? >> Uh, uniform >> Overcome protection. >> Overcome? >> Yeah, baby. And then like, bro, dude, and even when you sleep during the daytime, bro, every time I sleep in boot camp cuz it's how your mind's constantly being creative and thinking. >> That's cool. >> By the time you sleep, immediate dreams. And I remember two girls just bouncing on my ding-ding and I was just like, "Wow, what's going on?" And then next thing you wake up to, "Get the ████ up! Let's go! Formation time." And you're just like, "F███, this ████ sucks ass. Let's go Let's >> Still got a boner. >> Yeah, you have to. You just >> So, when you have a boner in the morning and everyone has to go and get up, you just tuck the dick up here and you put
5:55 the pants on top and you tie it. >> So, you have like a head just peekaboo? >> No, but then you But it won't peekaboo cuz you're wearing a shirt, so it's covering it. Yeah, so But But I'm not going to lie, you're >> Did you have a wet dream when you're sleeping or no? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when two girls were bouncing on my ding-ding. >> And then what did you do? Did you have to Did you jizz into your underwear? >> No, you the army PT pants, bro. >> Yeah. >> It's so uh it's double layered. It's like boxers and then it's a pants. >> How How old were the girls? >> Huh? >> How old were the girls? >> I don't remember the straight details. I just remember two girls bouncing on >> You didn't ask them how old they were. >> Did you ask them if they were consensually down? >> Dude, I don't You know when you in you're in a dream, you're in the scene already? >> You dog. >> dream, you're in the scene. You just You just jump in >> Now this video has to go straight to Patreon. >> You might be in trouble, Subin, yeah. >> So, you basically >> You busted and he woke He woke you up? >> No, you know when you're about to nut
6:45 and then you get to waking up. >> Oh. So, you didn't nut. >> It's close enough. >> You edged. >> But the drill sergeant stopped You only nutted when you were rocking. >> Yeah, I nutted a little bit while I was rocking. But it is what it is, man. Like when you I'm telling you, man, the when you daydream, it's like watching Like you know when you sit down on the couch and you want to watch a TV, that's what daydreaming was in boot camp. >> You got really good at daydreaming. >> Oh my god, it was so good. >> Everything you say about boot camp just makes it sound so fun. >> No, you have to make it fun. Right? You have to make it fun. Because can you imagine being ████ poured on rain and you're rocking five ████ miles? How s█████ that is? Your boots ████ has water inside. >> cold. >> You're cold as ████ Your water's frozen. You know, your water freezes while you rock cuz how cold it is outside. And
7:35 uh and then you're just like at that point anything bad you don't care about. You're just like, "Whatever, this ████ sucks. But I'm going to daydream cuz that's the best time to do it is rocking. So, I'm going to tell people like >> You get to turn on your TV. >> Yeah, just just be creative. You're going to be Like, you know how many scripts I wrote while inside, dude? About JK. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> go on a run right now. It's called AGR army group run or group run. So, imagine all of us running and just seeing how we would do running as a group. And someone filming it. >> one of the scripts? >> That's That's just one of the ideas, right? There's going to be like >> Like how long we could run? >> I think I'm sick that day. >> Huh? See, we have people like Steve all the time. >> His His other scripts, he's like, "Imagine we all just uh we wake up at 3:00 and then we do push-ups and we tow the line." >> Yeah. >> What do you think would happen? [laughter]
8:25 >> If So, like in your idea of all of us running together, like >> He's like, "A- And then we do it for like 5 hours and it sucks." >> No, not 5 hours. We just hit a goal like 2 miles and we all run together and just someone throws out the prompt and the question and then we just have to answer. >> Oh, you mean actually JK News. >> Like we talk while we're running. >> While we're running. >> Why don't we Why don't we do spicy food challenge instead? Something I kick ass at. >> Spicy ████ >> We did it at the Thai restaurant. >> Steve Steve would definitely fall out fast fast as possible. And then uh >> Oh, you just fall out of the conver- Like, you can't even be in the conversation anymore cuz >> I'm a ████ bag. >> He Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would fall out. >> I'm out. >> I'm just kidding. But, uh little things like like writing a bunch of concepts about like what I could do when I go in out. >> Cuz your brain's more like focused or >> Yeah, well, you know, writing hella times, you know? And it was funny cuz when I was writing, I was like, "Wow, I'm like writing, my grammar's good."
9:16 And then my wife goes, "Babe, I can't understand anything you wrote. Is there any way >> Oh, you're actually like you have a journal or something? >> Yeah, we have a journal. We write every day. >> That's her letter back to you. >> Yeah. I can't understand [laughter] it. >> Yeah, I don't I didn't >> That's ████ hilarious. >> Are you writing down like pop AH AND ████ LIKE [laughter] >> HE'S LIKE, "HOW DO YOU S- HOW DO YOU SPELL FOOM?" >> One of my letters >> F W >> One of my letters to her was like November 12th 4:04 a.m. We're all lined up. The smog was flying. The wind was blowing. We started running. And then it was just ████ like that. I was trying to write stories all the time. >> Did you write the It was 2:00 a.m. Two girls were bouncing on my ding-ding. >> Yeah. I don't know how old they were. I'm so sorry. I almost came but the drill sergeant woke me up. >> think I asked for permission. [laughter] >> No. No. >> Big trouble. >> No. I don't know details about dreams. I
10:06 have >> I don't know details but they were bouncing on my ding-ding. >> How did they both bounce at the same time when you only got one dick? >> Dude, that's what I'm saying. It's a dream. It's >> Was one of them dead? >> Huh? >> Ooh. >> You heard me. >> Was one of them what? >> Maybe in his dream he had two dicks. >> Use your imagination, guys. We got a daydream right now. >> It's tough without all my phone. >> Wow, dude. I can't even explain how ████ clear my mind was. I remember >> That sounds really fun like locking in like a monk. >> Dude, yeah. You know you really locked in. >> Locking in like a monk on your horny perversions in your mind. >> Can you imagine? Like I never had a wet dream. I'm so jealous. >> That's probably because you be emptying the tank every 30 minutes. >> Probably. There's nothing to empty in in this >> Cuz when's the last time y'all just sit down and just did nothing but think? There's no time for that. >> Yeah. Most of Most of us >> There is absolutely no time. If you're going to sit down at time to think, you're going to play games, you're going
10:56 to watch TV, you're going to go on Instagram and all of that. >> Or listen to something. It's like weird how I I have like a Pavlovian need to listen to something when I'm doing anything. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> that I do that is when I drive. I'll just drive in silence. >> Yeah. Like There's times where we all can We all have one moments where we do drive in silence, right? >> Yeah. >> But even then after like maybe 5 minutes in, you're going to turn on music. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I've been trying to astral project. >> No. While you drive? >> No. That's dangerous. >> Sometimes though when I do be like driving in silence, like I'm not thinking. I'm like turned completely off. >> Yeah. You're just driving. >> I'm like in in like actual silence. >> Yeah. Just like meditation mode. >> Yeah, but like not even intentionally. Like it's just like nothing's on up there for like 5 minutes. I everything just needs to like >> To reset a little bit. >> To turn off. >> Like you just you're telling your body to calm down, your mind to calm down. >> Cuz we are over stimulated like crazy.
11:47 >> I've been doing that ████ too. Like when you just turn off no radio music, you just drive. I was like, damn, I'm getting old. Like I just want silence now. >> Yeah, and then and then wait hey look, you got your kid now. Every time your wife maybe sends you off and you sometimes you need to like diapers or something, you just drive, right? And sometimes like you just need that little break from everything. >> Yeah, break from everything. >> Yeah, I need a ████ break from everything. [laughter] >> When you came back though, were you like, "Too much phone and crazy s███." >> Were you just busting nuts everywhere? >> Or were you like, "Oh, now now that I know what that feels like, I try to detox more." Like do you try to balance it? >> Oh, dude, to be honest, when I came back, I I was just like brainless. >> What do you mean by that? >> Like I was just like dumb. Yeah, I mean I was like a vegetable. I was just like, >> Still like that? >> I kind of want to chill out a little bit. My wife is like, "Babe, come on. We
12:38 got to we got to do this. We got to do that. Eli needs this. Eli needs that." I'm not I'm not saying >> Cuz you're so exhausted? >> I was I was just more like relieved. I had I had the And the only thing I can definitely say I brought back was anxiety cuz every day was I felt like something bad was about to happen or something crazy. The fear of recycling and getting in trouble. >> So PTSD before you even get shipped off, huh? >> No, even no, not PTSD. It's just anxiety. It's just anxiety. >> Like you could get woken up and then start doing push-ups. >> You're you're constantly worried about your physical fitness and you're constantly worried about getting in trouble. And then Sasha's saying >> Yeah. >> And and my wife's saying like uh I'm not saying this in a bad way, but my wife is right, you know. Hey, you're back. I get it. You went through that, but we need we need Eli's Eli can't wait. Eli needs this. Eli needs that. And you're just like and you're like, "Okay, let's get back to this s███." I
13:28 was I was a vegetable for a while. >> Do you guys play reveille? You know, where they play the trumpet in the morning and at night when the flag goes up and the flag goes >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The flag comes up with the horn and everyone stops. 4:00 I mean 6:00 and then we got to go. >> back for probably a year or two, I would randomly wake up at 5:00 a.m. because I heard that in my dream. And I would just stand at at attention in my >> Dude, my grandpa used to drive around his Lincoln Town Car listening to that ████ on cassette tape. >> God damn! He's a true He's a true patriot. >> Yeah. No, there's a morning one. There's a morning one. It sounds peaceful. It sounds like it's like for dead soldiers. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, it sounds like it's like Yeah, like that. And I And I would just stand up like 5:00 a.m. like, "Oh ████ what the f███?" I'm like, I just got to eat East LA Community College. What's going on? >> ████ like that is >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> My dad says he never slept the same after boot camp. He's always like terrified, wake wakes up like early and
14:19 ████ like that, on his toes. >> Wake up every I'm like I've been waking up early every time. I've been trying to find a way I can sleep all the way to 10:00 a.m. It's not It's not possible. >> It's what the drugs are for, brother.
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