0:00 one time some girl sent me her photo and she had a guy with her in the photo and I was like I'm going just say I'm this guy you see pH I took his photo and then like other girls would be like send me your photo I would send that photo and I guess this guy was like way hot they were like oh my God that's you and I would be like how what would a hot guy you say yes it is that is [Music] did you guys ever have a relationship you were in where um there was something that like a secret where they never found out something that you kept from them a secret from from your a previous relationship where like you made it through the whole relationship and they never found out it doesn't have to be
0:50 cheating obviously that's like pretty bad but like if it's something else like something like like how uh you know if you broke something and they didn't know or you left something a certain way or I feel like you have something I can start it if you want me help you jog your memories yeah this one I think like I don't I I think I told her like way way later but uh one of my exes that I was with for quite a while we um when I first met her so I first met her on a job we were this was like while I was doing the LMFO tour stuff and I it was maete remember machete of course I yeah she's great yeah I met her um when we were at this like Bud Wier party where like we had to uh throw this like it was at the time of the Super Bowl they do like all these side parties in the city that the Super Bowl's in and we were doing the Budweiser one she was booked
1:40 as a dancer for the same type of gig and then when I met her we had like really cool moments with like you know goofing off and everything we kind of like hit it off uh personality wise we just clicked it was like really cool and then um and we kept in touch after that uh we talked a lot while I was on tour through like FaceTime not FaceTime but like webcam stuff and and then we ended up dating once I came back into la like maybe like a month later she didn't know that uh I already knew who she was like she's a somebody or she has a personality or creep cuz I didn't want to be a creep but I had seen her like so I had seen her profile like on social media way before and I actually like made a mental note that I'm like damn that's my type and I knew I like knew
2:31 who she was absolutely like you knew her first and last name so when you met her you're like oh what was your name I did that thing where you don't want to be like oh I know you from fing yeah you didn't want a fanboy yeah I didn't want to like be weird about it so I just acted like it was a first time like oh what what's your name like you know like that whole thing oh what are your interest yeah cuz I think that would have been weird and then later did you go I was thirsting so hard for you I that's the that is the truth I was like thirsting super hard but I had to like like did you did you tell her after I told her like maybe maybe it was like a year after we broke up oh after it's better when it's during well I I guess I kind if it's during it's like oh real I think I kind of forgot about it and then like once we became friends and like we were just joking about past ████ I was like you
3:21 want to know something pretty funny and like to tell her that it like it like really was like mind-blowing cuz she had no she really thought it was just our first time like meeting wow what was her reaction I like to finding that out yeah she was just like At first she was like that's kind of crazy and then she was like but of course like you would knowing you you are that weird like I guess cuz I am kind of stupid like that where I would do something that dumb you never you you never told her like you know at first you were my prize but then after you were a bad surprise that sounds like a Filipino song cuz you're like you're it's it's like if you tell her after you guys break up wouldn't she take it as like so I was disappointing what do you mean disappointing cuz cuz you're like oh my God she's so hot you want her and then
4:11 you're like actually I don't want you that much no we when we broke up it was it was like very I guess like it was good that we broke up I think we were better as friends it's like a mutual like we were so similar as people that we were pretty competitive like unknowingly oh and then so we when we became friends we got a lot closer as people and that's why I told her that cuz I'm like you you want to hear something funny and then I think it was more appreciated then than if I told her before that I think it would almost sound like almost sound like I was making it up okay to make to like butter her up oh I get it like I've always been in love with you exactly like oh I saw you just as a stranger and I fell in love like that' be kind of like not believable it's like shut up fool yeah exactly yeah so I think telling her way way later was like she was like no ████ way dude yeah I really was like
5:01 seeing her stuff and going like damn where do I find this like how do I find that in the world yeah and then that was the only thing that like I think that's why I started dating her is because I was like you know during that life when it was so fast and it's lmf when you're just like everything spinning around you I did go well that's worth stopping and I was like I'll take a break from all that for this yeah and then that's kind of like I guess I had that preconceived notion that if this if something like this came around I would stop all this ████ wow yeah which I did so Filipino guys are romantic dude wow I wouldn't even do that I'd be like only for a moment but I must be disciplined because I have to go back to the actual Journey I'll be like you'll wait for me right all right no yeah we made it balance it was really good yeah but that's smart cuz yeah it would have
5:52 been creepy it would have been creepy yeah automatically it's like oh my God I know you from then it's automatically like yeah I think also for that being like 200 I want to say like 11 or 12 that wasn't normal to be like oh yeah I saw you on you she wasn't an influencer she was just like a regular person you know what I mean it wasn't like you don't run into her on the explore page yeah yeah yeah like I I forgot she was like a friend of a friend so then I was like who's this it was really creepy like back then you know we all do it yeah you click into clicking and clicking yeah but it's like meeting that person and then you have to be cuz i' you're like I know you but yeah I've had that happen like once in the bad way where like it was at a it was again it was like an elementary thing years later at the party rock house and this girl was there and we
6:43 were talking she was really cool she's like yeah get my Instagram and I was like yeah what is it and then I was already following her and I didn't realize it I like oh ████ what did you do unfollow unfollow real quick no I didn't it was too late she was looking right at it and she was like okay and I was like I didn't I didn't have nothing to say but you didn't know that you were already falling I didn't realize that that was her like I it just didn't click cuz you know like sometimes they don't look like the thing but then not that it was bad I just didn't really for some reason it did not occurred to me and then she didn't know that you were following her either she didn't know she put her she put her own name in it was like but then they tell you but then they showed you if someone starts following you it shows you on the notifications yeah but I wasn't nobody she had millions that was like oh really she was one of the she wasn't like a you dated a celebrity I didn't date her oh
7:33 no yeah right after looking like a dork have you ever accidentally leaked information from creeping on someone like on their profile and then you meet them and you're like oh yeah so uh how's your you know cat I mean do you have cats I don't know if I've ever done that I'm sure I have I can't remember the time that I did that but yeah that's definitely like with machete weren't there things that you saw you're excited to like talk to her about yeah there was there was this thing where like specifically I thought it was really funny because she was on she she had to do like studio audience work on like a talk show that like no one had ever seen and there's like a shot of her like laughing and I remembered like that when I saw that I was like oh I think she has the same sense of humor as me based on the kind of laugh she had in this photo and I really thought that and
8:23 I was right and we have like the same sense of humor and then I remember I was I was trying to explain that one time and then I was like yeah like that picture of you at this the Bonnie Hunt show thing and she's like how do you know about that I was like it's on your page you dork yeah and she's like I guess it is but wow far down my page she was like you're right but okay yeah I was like oh God cuz I knew I was like too closely like I just knew the material too well it's like that was like from 5 years ago yeah yeah yeah it was like real deep Cuts so I guess that's an example of that cuz I did say that and she was like yeah do you guys have any secrets from your last relationship or this one I was trying to think this whole time and I don't think so I'm pretty
9:13 honest in my I think I'm a little too honest in my relationships I need to have more secrets too cuz some I overshare and I feel like it destroys the magic too no I think it's good it's healthy I yeah it is good it's definitely the better way to do things don't do it like me don't have more Secrets now I was going to say I the only thing I could think of is one time we were all hanging out and I was go like he was going to go home and I was going to go stay over at my friend's house but we were all at a mutual friend's house and I could tell he didn't want to like get an Uber and leave until we were also getting an Uber to go back to my friend uh and it just I could tell that and then it was just like getting really uncomfortable so I'm like okay let's go like to my girlfriends and like pretended that we
10:04 called an Uber and then he got an Uber and went home and then I was like cuz the whole time he's like when are you guys going to leave like this is your boyfriend at the no at the time oh your ex yeah it so he thought you were all leaving but he left it's that he was very like I don't say cleany but like he want he fomo or just like if I wasn't going home for the night like oh yeah yeah yeah he wanted to stay out too he didn't want to he wanted to go home so he kept asking he wanted you to go home with him no not with him but like also like leave the party oh weird that is kind of like fomo is I guess yeah it I can't have fun you don't have fun or some ████ but it wasn't like oh I'm worried about you staying here CU of whatever reason it's more like it's more the fomo part yeah but it's like just go home so he thinks you also went home at that time yeah okay but then we stayed
10:56 for like another hour or two so innocent I know I'm like that was the only thing imag you told him now he all what that's the only thing I could think of those are the best hours that's funny the best hours you never did anything like that were uh me no I feel like I'm pretty honest I feel like I've caught my ex in a in a stupid lie once no it's nothing it's nothing crazy like it's literally dumb as ████ like it's like what I did no so when we first met she told me like she was like into painting like as a hobby and then when I went to her house or her apartment she had like this big painting on the wall and she told me she painted it and I'm looking at this painting I'm like I I don't think I buy it but I gave her the benefit of the doubt cuz it was too good or you saw it at Ikea yeah it looks it look it looks store bought it looks store bought but she's like I a painter yeah basically so I'm just like
11:46 okay whatever so I gave a Ben of a doubt later on uh she's moving apartment so I'm helping her move and this is towards like the end of our relationship I take the painting down I turn it around there's a ████ barcode sticker from Ross wow I was like why would you lie about this I was going to bring it up I was like it was towards the end of the relationship anyways I didn't want to be in it so I was like whatever but it was so funny cuz like that's a weird lie though a weird lie and then like to impress you I guess I don't know i' make her look but she never painted otherwise around you or anything so no so like I never saw any like painting tool like things around the house ever painting tools I don't know what the ████ no like brushes and ████ like I never saw that like around the her house and then one time I took her I took her painting one time she ████ sucked I was like what what is this I don't know like that doesn't add up took her
12:37 painting and she over here and like what do you mean like you took her like California Adventure whatever is that funny he probably was like oh she'll like painting and she's like surprised and she goes a ████ a ████ dang so weird like I need to have a hobby or like turns out she really didn't have any hobbies maybe that was she had to make some ████ up maybe that was like a slip of the like she just said it and was like stupid why did you say unless she panicked like what do you do for fun I paint yeah I uh I paint yeah she's like I painted that I was like does it make you go if she's going to lie about that what else she Li liing about well yeah by the time like towards the end of relationship when I like kind of confirmed it I was like damn like I feel like she lied a lot about a lot of things oh she was one of those huh special special agent liar lies were
13:27 like a lot of stupid lies yeah made the sweater basically that is really I never understood why people feel the need to make random lies yeah that's random That's So Random there are people like that cuz nothing hangs in the balance it's just you're just creating that I never said anything about liking painters like I was like why why did you have to say that like it you know it would be hot if you painted that I could so turned on if that was your painting what else have you painted I like you even more now yeah dude yeah that's a weird one yeah those people that lie about stuff like that is scary to me well cuz what else would you be willing to lie about well it's also like not necessary cuz that just sounds like that seems cuckoo to be like I painted this it's like no you didn't it was it was so funny too cuz I was like I noticed that
14:17 she she didn't have any like painting like whatever stuff tools tools that's all I want to say I was like like you want some like I'll buy you some or whatever no I don't really have any room I don't have any space for I'm like she has a five bedroom home you I don't have any space you have a whole closet like like I don't know it was just weird person I don't know compulsive liars they're my favorite of course they are yeah they are really entertaining you know what I do though if I catch someone what I go harder and let them like live their lie and then I keep pressing them on it cuz I want to see people sweat like I I think it's so funny watching someone sweat like if I started thinking oh that's interesting and if I actually knew she was lying then i' you know I'd
15:09 take her to Paint and Sip I take that is funny yeah and then I would just keep asking and then I would buy her books on painting and then like I don't know I just think it's so fascinating watching people and how they maneuver and why they even want to do that yeah like why like like you're right there's so many people that just randomly lie like out of nowhere right I used to have this buddy that would always have to say like make a story for everything like we're we're like in the car he goes oh you see that donut shop yeah that guy got shot right there this this this and that and he would do that everywhere we're just driving Charles Jun that there was a homeless guy man he was oh man he was vomiting everywhere and he just keeps talking and after a while we were just like shut up it didn't happen but he would always have fact that all you guys know that he's just saying ████ go this one man and I'm like
16:00 no it didn't no it didn't happen just shut up yeah maybe he just has a little fantasy world in his head I don't know man I think when I was like I want to say 13 and I got AOL for the first time I didn't have a scanner or anything so I couldn't like I couldn't um upload my own photo anywhere so you describe yourself or what no yeah I guess so but T handsome I would just chat with random other kids and stuff but then one time some girl sent me her photo and she had a guy with her in the photo and I was like I'm going just say I'm this guy you see the photo I took his photo and then like other girls would be like send me your photo I would send that photo and I guess this guy was like way hot they were like oh my God that's you and I would be like how what would a hot guy you say yes it ised that is I that is my NAA jacket and
16:51 I was like you you're a catfish I think yeah I think in like this is like 96 days that wasn't really a thing on the table I think kids were just sending pictures back and forth you a catfish yeah and then I finally got a a picture of myself like by the time I was like maybe like 15 and everyone's like gross you're so ugly you look like a dog yeah and I was like I'm going to go back to use other pool you weren't getting any no I was like cuz and this was this was during the era of it was called find a pic I remember find a p like so everybody if you uploaded a photo of yourself it was up for scoring and you couldn't turn that off so so people would score you and that would just show on any photo you put up on your whole profile your profile would have a number dude totally for yeah so your self-esteem would just take a bomb dive cuz only like like you saw who was in
17:42 the top 10 and that's nobody that looks like obviously like there's no like normal Filipino people on there it's just like mixed race ████ you know like you yeah so like as soon as you upload any photo you come back later you're like three like God I would even want to be raided yeah it was really sad damn early social media was like that yeah find a bigs I remember find it toxic dude toally forgot toxic I wonder if it's still up
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