0:00 the influencer stuff as well I saw this one video of a hot air balloon you you guys like hot air balloons you guys get that [Laughter] [Music] content two influencers drowned at a yacht party after refusing to wear life jackets as it would ruin their Tans and self oh my God oh my God are they strong swimmers does it say if they're strong you know what Jason wants to say Jason says that's what you Fu get that's what Jason said under his breath no I think I think that's what you want to say no that's what Jason say I did say that inside I say that what did you want to say though he said what are you you're trying to drown what do you got a what do you have a death wish or something what are you like bad at swimming what are you dead all right one of them couldn't swim oh that's not a
0:52 good sign dude that's probably not good go to a yacht party without swimming skills this smart dude go in the ocean without you need to super glue that to you yeah did the yacht sink so what happened dude was it a Titanic situation God that's a way bigger story it's um a boat that sank off the stretch of the Brazilian Coast known as the devil's throat oh ████ I mean you don't want to be in a place like that uhuh the captain told police he'd been ordered to take six influencers back to the shore on September 29th even though his boat had a maximum capacity of five passengers his craft was then hit by a huge wave oh was like gu and it was too heavy to ride it out and began to sink he told the police he desperately tried to save everyone police say the pair hadn't been wearing life jackets at the time despite one of them not being able to swim they they say good looks can kill
1:44 you know what I mean bro if you see a giant wave coming at you I'm would be like give me the live yeah immediately you would think that but or they were probably too busy vlogging and they're like oh my God look at that ████ man or if you're on a yacht party you can't swim where the life f for real but the it sounds like they went to a uh like one of those speed boats to transfer and go to shore yeah but do you really want to get drunk with the life vest though let's be honest that's true you won't no but I know how to swim no way it's easy to fall asleep n but uh the other thing though too is like if you ever get a tan with a life jacket on it's probably awful it probably ruin their whole brand it's probably the same as dying honestly yeah with the like the Korean K-pop guys they can't ruin the brand with the safety thing that's that's ████ stuff you can't do that were these like like pretty big influencers because like I just imagine
2:36 how pissed we would be if something happened to us like the ceiling caved in and the news said six influencers injured from a roof caving in I'd be so mad they refused to wear helmet influencers man these kind of girls oh like that there's two chicks that died what do you mean these kind like that kind of influencer you know where it's like you're infl looking like a wood it's not like a guy who makes wood crafts you know what I mean like yeah they probably have like a fit te thing uh they're promoting fit te I think what Anthony say they're skillest the skillest influencers that's what you want to say that's anthy say we could afford to lose them oh dang we were in Hawaii one time and uh we were we were at a beach that's like not lifeguarded right and it's like a pretty choppy and some of the local swim at your own risk some of the locals were telling us like yeah don't go too far
3:26 out cuz you'll get pulled out and like it happens all the time and uh there was these these Brazilian chicks there they're speaking Portuguese right and um they probably look like a little influencers and they kept getting ████ pulled out so on my head I'm like this is just probably comes with the territory like you know you go through your life all hot and ████ you probably think like these rules don't apply to me and then you know you get pulled out to the ocean I'm too hot for nature to ████ with me like it'll be fine and this ████ almost smacked into the the Rocks I was like brother like you need to get the what ended up happening I walked back I left want to be responsible for ████ left I was like nope I went back to my towel dude and I laid down I'm not doing this there's rocks on the floor and I left yeah that's kind of sucks that when you when they put that in the article it's just you have like less remorse
4:17 like as a human reaction to be like yeah that's what they get but if it was just like six people cuz like regular people also don't want to wear life jackets and mess their tan up that have no accounts on Instagram like they don't that's some people like that also feel that way I don't know I think just the idea this is what Jason's thinking and he wanted me to say it may the idea that like you don't want to wear life vest because it's going to ruin your photos and tan it's so vain but that's not that's not relegated that's not regulated to just influencers is people do that yeah but if people are doing that then it's like that's that's a hard lesson right it's almost like if like if you had a kid you ask for if you had a kid if they're just regular kid not a ████ influencer like I don't want to wear this cuz I want to like look cool in my photos You' be like shut the ████ up up and put on the damn especially if it's like if it's like a nature thing like you're in the wild going through devil's throat I just
5:07 never hear like if you read any article and it starts with the word influencers you immediately don't give a ████ about the rest of it good they deser ████ them and they're on a yacht they must be rich I hate them you know that's what people majority of people reading that headline are not influencers themselves so they'll just be like oh these ████ annoying guys great another another time we're in Hawaii we're at a sandar and these chicks were you know very nice and they wanted to take pictures at the sandar the whole time and they were just taking up the whole boat taking a ton of pictures and they told us like hey there's a bunch of jelly fish in the water so just be careful like be on the lookout they weren't on the lookout one of them got stung in the ass and it was like a whole thing and they're screaming they're yelling and it's like and part of us were like everyone else in the party were kind of like snickering kind of like mean kind of meane yeah kind of cuz it's like bro like ████ look out look over your shoulder a little bit like you're not just you're just not at
5:57 like Santa Monica beach and ████ what if it a small jellyfish though it was a small jellyfish but they were the only ones that managed to get stung and no one else did cuz we're all like ████ looking you know and especially you see someone get stung by jellyfish you're was like o I don't want that you you got your peee ready quick huh yeah dude I was ready I was ready dried up unfortunately there's always jellyfish on that side yeah but also how um if you're a six person yacht is that a that's a boat no that's a mini boat who's not wearing a vest yeah that's like speed boat I'm wearing two vests if I'm on a boat if the water's choppy in the place you're going to is called the devil's throat and you can't swim is the biggest part that's the biggest thing dud swim or not you in the middle of the ocean maybe you look out in the water like no vest yeah
6:47 even Michael Phelps would have put on a ████ vest like d in the middle of the ocean dude I'm wear a vest if I'm on the shore sometimes just in case tsunami you never know it's ocean all ████ around man yeah yeah people the influencer stuff as well I saw this one video of a hot air balloon you guys like hot air balloons you guys get that content there's a guy who was running the ████ hot air balloon and then this one dude he was a passenger he takes his shirt off and he has a ████ uh oh I saw that one like a what you call a parachute a dynamite vest he's like land the ████ thing and the guy was like he's like he's like I'm going to jump out and then the operator was like no dude you can't do that here and they're arguing back and forth all the time he's like I'm
7:37 going to pull it down he's like no no just let me jump but this guy couldn't like wrap his mind around the idea that like if he jumps he's ████ everybody over but he just didn't want to accept that the business too yeah and part of you was like dude I ████ hope you jump and ████ fall to the floor dude like you're a ████ ████ like you know that's so ridiculous this this reminds you of like influencer didn't want to wear seat belts cuz it made them uncomfortable on the on the autobond and they couldn't drive it's like the same thing it's like wait why would you you can't drive though it's Aon do you think influencers um like deserve respect or no no right off the bat no right off the bat no well not off the Jump if the ceiling caves in like Ryan said though wouldn't they be
8:27 like five influencers and one stand up comic what what what is this awkward thing you did to me just why' you single me out yeah why you why' did you single me out wait why do you think you're the stand of comic we were talking about bart because as we're taking our last breath the paramedic is like all right tell me joke which one you a stand up comment funny guy tell me a joke I'm going to not who are you em or what are you can't be a doctor it's not this guy it's not him he's an influencer do you guys mind being called influencers yeah I don't mind it depends on the context I I don't mind I think it's F I think I'm it's funny because it'll get it'll happen if someone's being mean to you they I don't think I
9:17 have any type of career that revolves around that but if someone sees my comment and they don't like what I said then they're like okay influencer and it's like are you serious who have I influenced you and I feel like I I would view the world from like the Gen pop world and the Gen pop world I'm an influencer so I'm cuz we have a following I guess I Fitness influencer yeah you're defin anyone according to to the ice coffee hour Bart's a full-blown Fitness influencer that's pretty sick dude from the regular standpoint everyone in this room is an influencer so I'm like I am and I mind at least when it comes in email format somebody calls me influencer and offers me money to do something ████ yeah I'm a ████ influ respond back and go excuse me Dana how do you spell Dana I'm actually a Dana I'm not an
10:08 influencer yeah and you should tell them that I don't give a ████ I'm just like what's going to be the money to do what you're like I'll promote that F actually that's that's that's a very influencer mentality so you a feel you are an influencer yeah I'm ████ influencer baby but I what do you think we influence I think anybody that's like I think influencers is a connotation that they're not respecting the environment around them and whoever's doing that even if they have don't even have social media you're an influencer what's the difference between influencer and celebrity one gets paid a lot celebrities don't have to post do true they just for f they have a blank ass account and that s███'s ████ popping 10 million followers and they post nothing yeah and it keeps growing influencers might call themselves influencers when they have no followers also celebrities don't need
10:59 need you I'd rather be a YouTuber a tu scum oh you're in luck that's an influencer I'd rather be a pastor Pastor the first influencer
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