0:00 what's your real reaction to no clean if uh ta comes home one day and says teacher taught me about gender reassignment and I'd probably like let's go and I'll pull out the cleaver stretch out his little Winky Winky I'm like you ready and he goes no no no no I'm like all right that's what I thought that's what I thought play player you ain't about [Music] it all right let's say that um what would happen if Gavin knew some got voted out of California office so he's gone and then he ends up winning in Las Vegas Y what do you mean new era I'm reading an article saying there's a chance like he becomes Governor or becomes the mayor of Las Vegas that's
0:50 even worse he gets demoted both yeah he's governor of Nevada and mayor of Las Vegas the ruler you became ta right there he you tell ta some dumb stuff and he goes what yeah that was you dude he becomes the de facto leader of the state of Nevada how would you feel about that can I be honest yes as soon as policy start to change I'm moving though oh we got toart we got him we got him all right minute wait what what happened oh IAM it s seconds allow me to reveal the premise okay we are attempting to to film a completely cleancut very kid-friendly episode we need the brand deals JK news and Bart we just got them you trapped me with fuing Gavin nuum by
1:40 the way kid-friendly is so funny cuz we open it with Gavin Nome kids will click [Laughter] on kid it's like ta scrolling through his iPad Gavin Nome Gavin you set me up perfectly and I fell for it right away you knew that was going to R me up all right what else can we get him with well cuz that you know that mother know what else he does right we keep they keep saying we got this drought problem and he just wires like ████ one of the ALCO duct straight into the ocean smart we don't even have a drought problem so imagine this F gets a whole of the Hoover Dam he's going to just ████ puncture holes everywhere all the ████ water's going to go away oh we don't have water why are they doing that I don't know why is he dumping water straight into the ocean and saying we don't have
2:30 water remember when we had all that rain water like what was it 2 years ago or something yeah they said we cured it and they put it all in the ocean for some reason I don't know is that on purpose you think well they they routed it there so you're telling me my guy gav do something is dumping clean water into the oce I think he's trying to stick it to the farmers or something is there footage of this so weird there was some kind of article about it I read like two years ago no it's because n saw there's doooo all over the ocean so you just trying to push the water out push the water out is that for real is that for real new some saw it if there is do he's like I got the water we got to there's ████ in the ocean if there is dooo I do appreciate that look where does the sewer go where does the sewer go I don't think anyone knows it goes to a
3:20 treatment plant it goes to Great Britain it goes to the ocean no it goes to a treatment plant it goes to a treatment plant Joe Knows yeah you're right that's what that's what we got out there Elsa gun ████ big ass treatment plant they boil the poop is that what they do yeah disinfect it and then they leave it in a big poop pool and let the sun do its job remember that video of Bill Gates like taking a ████ and and he drinks his own water it and then he drinks his own water like third world countries I'm going to come save the day and give you co he's taking a ████ yeah he took he took a ████ in the toilet he flushes it and then the other side uh there's water and then he pulls water and then after that he drinks it he's like this on a bucket in the beginning of the video all right anyway let's let's let let's start over um okay so Bart tell us
4:10 what it would be like is this the still still same challenge be clean all right be clean challenge CH let's say that let's say that over Christmas you have to spend 10 straight days with just you and your mom hanging out how would that go me and my mom yeah 10 straight days 10 days straight just you and your mom going to Mount Charleston I think it'd be very pleasant we would have a lot of a we have a great bonding experience you know I mean we we love talking I love hearing her stories yeah it's just so it's like yeah I love her vegetarian diet you know so it's going to be awesome I'm going turn it up a not okay wow that was pretty in this game not only can you not cuss we're going to do politician rules what the you have to
5:02 also be likable to the people you want to attract who do we who who does suid want to attct holy ████ that's ████ hard man you know who I want to attract I know who you want to attract why' you say like that so mysterious I'm going to say old school old school I'm going to say old school you know politicians they just ████ you don't even know they never answer anything but they talk and then you're like Obama I don't know what it is about you I'm voting oh wow like that you got to do that so he's campaigning BAS dud I don't know if I got that kind of ████ everybody does that though everybody actors everybody that goes on a like imagine um an interview on like one of those late night talk shows yeah but they got that extra Riz that I don't have stop saying that be confident that's Advertiser friendly that's a good clean
5:53 brand what is that this is my my Suave celebrity version of myself that's a good a good political laugh so they're starting to become an increased number of Nevada residents that uh have the sentiment that they want to start getting rid of guns what do you what do you think of that well what I think is um we all love children so we need to build a safer place for the children and if it takes getting rid of guns watch my new movie that's hard you so hard that was it I was like that's why I can't watch Fast 12 guys in theaters now you smell what the Rockets c yeah
6:45 you not stand for something yeah and expose your true thoughts F while you don't ████ burn your career down that's what they do they're so good at it they're so good at it you just missed huh yeah yeah wow that was so good and then ████ those those those interviewers right they just go like straight up like so I uh heard you like children burning oh by the way they are going to start um so I think Nevada just passed this law that said it's okay for uh children to undergo gender reassignment as young as two and teachers can suggest it without having to tell the parents oh well well well I mean and they're starting to do it in class we all know teachers teachers in
7:36 Nevada have the the kids best interest in mind so because it's such a prestigious State um sometimes you do have to follow the lead of the teachers because us parents were so busy with our jobs what are we like plumbers and Carpenters We Don't Know Jack nothing about what's going on in our kids and who spends more time with our kids than the teachers so they understand them they they know what they're really feeling there excuse me sir there was a teacher who spent way too much time with my kid my kid got diddled what do you think of that I don't appreciate what you're talking about well we need to get that teacher out of there but they the dad stands
8:27 up well we need to do but father setting up a foundation called the throw the diddler in jail Foundation I think I'm for that 10% of my next movie goes straight to that that cool so 10% huh I said 10% I said 10% I'll also sign I'll sign autographs after so you guys are fine yeah so there's also a new law that's going to limit Nevada residents to only owning one one home per household yeah I mean we got to share everyone we we we we got to share and it's it's it's not a good idea when you own more than one home you got to just own one cuz why are you being so greedy so you got to you know I think that limit is is pretty good so what I
9:17 would recommend to all my uh Vegas people just buy all the homes in all the other states do you guys like me more or no do you like me you you guys like me you guys going to you guys going to watch more of my movies or what do you think am I doing good do I come off like Mark wallberg very relatable D that's good that's pretty good man see bark can do it no dude there's no way I think we can do it but we care more about this weird thing called being real being real than money which is why we've lost so much opportunity millions of dollars of opportunity in the past hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the j.co uh visit our friends here at this
10:08 site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff I wish I could lie me too you know uh that there was that one um interview we're talking about guns or whatever and Kamala keeps keeps flip-flopping and then they're like wait do you have a gun she was like oh yeah and then uh I have a Glock yeah they're like what do you have and she was like she's like I have the Glock and I'm like no one that has a Glock calls it the Glock and if they do have a Glock they know which one it is they go Glock 19 Glock 43 I'm like you ████ you ████ Lon sack of ████
10:58 a no one said say I have this guy's still miked up they say the Glock I kind of like the way she said it though and he's like really in his character real bar comes out it's done it's done make it you know what the hardest thing that we did but it was actually kind of fun is we had to perform um at a church and I was really nervous cuz I never had to hold back like words before but U this was in Arcadia and then we actually did a great ass job because then it kind of a great ass job our thoughts great ████ job to like very limited topics the cool part though is like it's our act so our morals are getting challenged like this part is tough cuz it's like you're asking me things that you know like and you got to go we're not getting asked questions
11:49 that was what's easy is we could just talk and we can like yeah but then when when you just have that cringey feeling of why the ████ are you asking me this you stupid son of a ████ that's that's when it comes cuz I think it's easier to be authentic and clean than to be inauthentic and clean that's really hard try try to be remain clean and and political but you have to try to interject your own actual opinion into what you're saying oh you can't act like you're the other side wow all right all right so like I'm like playing mafia I can't show that I'm mega mega mega mega mega well you yeah you can't I mean whatever but just be clean about it no you got to be honest with your thoughts but clean and you got to maneuver in a likable way be a magga man but yeah be but but you have to be the most likable from both sides be a chill magga man okay so this just in they have updated Nevada law that states that uh it's it's
12:42 called the um the believe all women initiative in which anytime there's a claim of any kind of uncons attention the woman's always right what's that and the woman's always right the woman is now always right as they should be uh because I believe in the 199 hit single by T Pack shacker uh she did say uh what happens um uh we we we are born by our women and we we we Birth by our women we give what birth to women and the B but do we harm all women bwang gives disastrous Intergy fbl question dude I can't beat JD Vance dude he's the only one that can do that honestly the only guy that could do that where you're just like dude I
13:32 love this guy and he and he inserts his ████ I think it's JD Vance there's no one else that could do that you know I think they train you with that ████ as when you become a lawyer that's why hella politicians are lawyers yeah okay so also another update they've removed Asian children from the Amber Alerts they don't believe it's necessary they said they got too many of them what I believe about that is Asian children actually have the highest IQs right get a round of applause and this will make it a challenge for the Asian kids to escape cuz they've been escaping way too easily yep they know how to pick locks the cars are literally made in their countries they even invented the escape room G exactly so now if you make it a challenge then the kids won't Escape as easily and then that way uh the parents
14:23 don't have to deal with them when they go home did that make any sense at all no you got to stick with you guys think you know politician remember the Tim Walt's debate when then he kept pressing him about lying about being in China and he goes he just kept whatever and then the interviewer was like you didn't answer the question he goes oh yeah I misspoke he I'm a knucklehead man I'm just Josh that's so crazy I don't know if I can do this so Nevada is also raising taxes for households with interracial marriages as they should I mean cuz if you're two races you need two tax taxes that to me that makes the most sense One race one tax I mean it sounds it even just sounds good that's your real opinion One race no well I forgot who your real opinions real opin this is this is what happens you get you forget
15:13 who the ████ you are and then pretty soon you're on ████ epan Island making videos I don't know dud this is way too hard I forgot who I am right now that's probably very do you think politicians look at us like if only you can lie the way I could you guys don't even know what it's like to be like me probably yeah it's a hard life man it's one job where people ████ hate you no matter what like there's people that like like they just walked onto the stage and they're just like boo ████ politician it's true but then how do you think I mean like Pelosi right she's been in office forever she just filed to run again in 26 like we all know we all know that she's like inside trades and all that stuff ████ and like nobody everything's good yeah you know it's all
16:03 good she around she wins and win who's voting for her is what I'm wondering how do you dunk on Warren Buffett that's ████ crazy and no one even bats an eye dude how do you get better gains as a politician than Wall Street people that are doing this 24/7 it's wild it's like as a part-time like passion you're investing right and you're doing way better than these ████ ivy league w Street people that's weird and now she's out there and we all know it so that's what confuses me is like everyone knows this but everything's fine they're like well she's experienced I guess yeah I don't know and by the way it's her husband who's the genius here not her right yeah yeah the best all you ready for your final round no he know who he is anymore he broke his you have to you have to try to get your own real opinion
16:53 in here your own Bart Quan opinion but you have to be like a clean politician as py as so you can't ruffle feathers we're trying to get brand deals bar ready yeah so this justtin the entire area of Summerlin has now been upgraded to section 8 housing how do you feel about that barquin he malfunction a seizure SE not a really good thing because people who can't afford housing you're going to be all all up in Summerland I think my true feelings are I think it's a very bad thing um um why is it so bad why is it so bad let's see Anthony needs section A
17:43 housing I need section give that to me it's not the term or the name it's just the lifestyle that comes with it uh we came from a place to escape crazy crackheads and fireworks and drag racing down the street and when you're in an area like that th those well Tod doers like to participate in those type of activities and I don't want my my little kid being raised where there's uh uh drug use random fireworks going off homelessness butt cracks all that I like how Bart thinks his clean answer involves like we don't want these crackheads he's ████
18:34 bump I got Stu that's so funny imagine cuz a regular politician would wouldn't even get close to what B was dancing around B was just trying to find nicer ways to save broke ass ████ ghetto folks he all uh crackheads just the tone I'm dancing around the fire my toes are still getting burnt dude that'd be a headline dude the next morning saying crackheads nicely I was literally picturing I was like what did I witnessed this morning in front of J's mom's house and I was just I yeah drag racing drag racing fireworks I saw at least three butt cracks leaving the house all right what's your real opinion your real what's your real like like it doesn't have to be clean what's your real opinion on somebody who's campaigning to make Section 8 housing in
19:24 Summerland Section 8 Housing and sum want to make Summerland like have loads of Section 8 cuz there's a housing problem they think that's going to solve it what's your rebuttal to that guy I would say suland is a master plan community so they already have plans of of what their vision is and especially in Vegas there's hella other areas that are open land they can convert that into s yeah but the houses the houses in some are nicer oh they're nicer yeah so they want they want nicer houses yeah they want those ones F ████ it then go ahead I don't know what to do I can't argue with that take enough real estate classes not how to deal with that b what do I do I don't know well your your home value is going to go down drastically yeah I don't know but isn't Section 8 nice cuz it's stable rant depends who you ask
20:14 yeah it depends who's in there it's not the it's from what I heard of people that actually have those investment properties it's not the rent it's the lifestyle that comes with it yeah that's why I think we should have asked Brett more cuz you know how he was saying that most of his house is that he rents out to his Section 8 he loves it cuz they'll be in there for like 5 years but he does have to be there yeah it's different when you're living in that lifestyle at Belmont station in downtown there's like a Section 8 floor and it's like crazy as people running back and forth yelling and ████ and then you go to the normal floor like a hotel wow that's pretty sad but is it section like guaranteed income from the government once you get once it gets approved it doesn't stop which is sick yeah that's what I'm saying like that's kind of e always I bet there's like a lot of decent folks on Section 8 you
21:04 just never hear them because they're decent yeah there's a lot because they're not but then the ones that they don't make the news and the ones that do make the news are shooting fireworks outside of their house but if they if they rezoned an entire area to be Section 8 that would be crazy people would be lined up at City Hall it would be crazy nuts especially if it was Summerland this guy would be this guy cuz sometimes it's sprinkled around a neighborhood you don't know that your neighbor actually Section 8 and it's just they look like regular middle class family yeah okay all right what's your real reaction no clean if uh ta comes home one day and says teacher taught me about gender reassignment I'll be like my real reaction I think would be like uh how do you feel about it that's my real reaction and he's like let's do it oh ████ jeez and I'd probably like let's go and I'll pull out the cleaver stretch out his little Winky Winky I'm like you
21:55 ready and he goes no no no no I'm like all right that's what I thought that's what I thought play player you ain't about it you all top yeah and then thenar goes outside and goes yeah I almost had to chop his dick off
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