0:00 Why is it that white guys are so mean to animals? [clears throat] >> What are you talking about? [laughter] >> The 18-year-old caught on camera repeatedly kicking a sea lion at La Hoya Cove just pleaded guilty to federal charges under the Marine Mammal Protection Act. According to the plea agreement, Tyler Mule admitted to kicking the sea lion that was peacefully sitting on a seaw wall four different times on the night of July 22nd. >> He also admitted that after the second kick, the sea lion tried to get away, but he chased after it and kicked it two more times. So ████ up before the sea lion was able to make its way to the beach. >> Tyler Mule will be sentenced on October. >> That's your neighborhood, too. He faces up to one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.
0:50 >> Maybe the Eagles just won a game. >> That's all I got. >> Maybe the Eagles won a game. >> Is that why it's called your stomping grounds? Cuz all it's a tradition for white people to stomp on steals. >> Is that La Hoya? >> Yeah. >> I used to live over there. >> See, [laughter] >> what motivates like white guys to do ████ like this? >> Their upbringing. [laughter] >> What do you mean? They were abused by an animal. >> Yeah. I mean, I don't know. You watch too many cartoons. I mean, and remember that in Hawaii, there was there was that one white guy that was throwing rocks at seals. >> Yeah, we're seeing this a lot. >> How come Asians like to pick up dolphins and take pictures with them and ████ >> Chinese specifically. >> That's ████ up. >> Not all Asian. Leave them alone. >> Just dirty Chinese. >> Do you feel like you see a disproportionate amount of representation of white guys doing heinous things to animals? >> Uh, in this room I do. Yeah, [laughter]
1:40 >> cuz it feels common to me. I don't know why. >> Really? >> Yeah. It's like their choice like crime of choice. >> It feels like you know the image of a frat guy ████ around with something. >> It's always an animal. It's >> fair. Like if I see like uh a parakeet on the ground with a a wire tied around its body, I'm like white crime. >> White crime. >> Yeah. White crime. Yeah. >> If if I see a a turtle being held in the air, I go, that's an Asian guy probably take a picture with it. >> Chinese crime. Yeah, for sure. >> You don't think white tours do that? Probably more. >> I don't think we get caught doing it. No, I think the Chinese I mean the the white guy's probably kicking the turtle. >> Yeah. And then the Chinese guy's eating the turtle. >> The Chinese guy's either eating the turtle or is just doing it just for the picture. >> We have shame about it. So we're not trying to ████ take pictures of ourselves doing crimes. >> Okay. >> You guys have no shame about it >> in this room. Who's got a higher turtle body count? >> Turtle body count.
2:30 >> All right. All right. That's not fair. >> I told a story in confidence. >> I respect turtles. [laughter] >> Do you respect turtles, Will? >> I respect turtles like a ████ dude. >> Well, I ate one one time. You did? >> Okay. >> I never ate a turtle. >> Did it taste weird? >> It's They made porridge. >> Did you get chunks though? Did you able to eat chunks? >> It was I don't even remember it tasting bad. It was in Vietnam. >> Wait, you never had turtle at all? Your dad used to make that ████ all the time? >> HELL NO. >> WHAT? WHAT do you mean hell no? >> That looks disgusting. >> I had turtle pies. >> What's that? >> You don't remember turtle pies? >> No. Is that like a hostess product? >> Yeah, it was like Ninja Turtles. They had like a hostess thing. Yeah. >> Hey, interesting. Okay, >> we're talking about amphibious meat. No, I trust me. I understand. >> You didn't like the smell or taste of that? >> So, I never So, when I was living with my dad, I think he probably was already like, "This guy's a ████ ████ He ain't going to eat no turtles." So, he
3:20 never cooked turtles in front of me. But my first trip back to China with him when I was in junior high. I remember uh we're going to his brother's house and it was such a big thing because it was like, "Oh, cool. Big family gathering." So, some Chinese family came back from Hong Kong. The American family is coming back. Let's get all the brothers and sisters together. Time for a ████ feast. And I already was having a s█████ ████ time cuz uh the bathroom was like a big like tra imagine like a big trash can. >> And uh you're supposed to use like this water thing to like pour it on yourself and wash yourself with it, but the water's cold, right? So I'm like I I remember bringing like my stuff in there. I'm going to take a shower. And then I'm like, "Hey, do you guys got like hot water?" And then I remember them already looking at me like this ████ American ████ Yeah, a little
4:11 American little f, you know. And then I was like, ████ ████ And so they're like, okay, we'll we'll like burn our life savings for you. So they did have a water heater thing and they have to like k [singing] and it's like >> you're making them do work. Yeah. >> Yeah. And now you got like just wait like 20 minutes and then like the shower head works or whatever, right? And I'm like, okay. So there I'm taking this like this water and then I have this ████ thing and I'm like pale and I'm like doing whatever. So I already come out. I'm already the ████ >> Yeah. >> Then they're like, "Okay, cool. Everyone's taking a shower ready to have this big Thanksgiving dinner." They bring out the big table. You know when you have like WWE type table? They bring >> Yeah. Yeah. WWE type table. >> Like it was time to bring out the table. >> And then I'm like, "Oh, cool. Am I going to eat?" And then they bring out uh a plate with like four stacked like steamed turtles like soft shell turtles
5:02 >> stacked like uh >> like on top of each other >> like a ████ pancakes just like >> short stack short stack. The head is facing this way. The other head is facing this way. Another head is >> And I remember going like looking at it and just going, "Oh my god, what the f███?" >> It didn't smell appetizing. I I think it was immediately I already like went like I'm going to cut off my nose. >> You know what? You just immediately go I'm going to cut off my nose. I'm not going to even go >> smell bad, dude. >> I was just >> But after being sauteed and like uh seasoned, no, >> it it was just no flavor. >> They pulled it out and I already see my uh my uncles going, "Oh s███." [laughter] >> Like like like it's good. >> Like people bringing like a turkey or a ham. I can't wait. Like like we don't usually get turkey. We don't usually get
5:52 turkey. >> We eating good today. >> Yeah. And I'm like, "F███." And so I'm like, "Hey, Dad, can I just like >> go outside?" Cuz there was McDonald's on every corner, obviously. And I'm like, "Can I just go out and get a Big Mac?" And he's like, "Ah, you ████ little ████ All right, fine." So he [laughter] gave me some he gave me some money and I went downstairs and I had >> for the week that I was in China cuz I was in uh China for a week in Hong Kong for a week. The week I was in China, I had McDonald's for dinner every single day >> cuz it was just too ████ crazy. It was turtles. >> Yeah. I thought you would like turtle cuz when I lived with his dad um he would he loves turtle dude like and I didn't even [laughter] know until he used to like make a big pot of just soup and stew all the time. >> Can you buy turtle at the local Asian soup? >> I've seen turtle at Atlantic on Atlantic. You can. Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. >> And then um when I lived with him, he would be like, "Hey dude, feel free to
6:42 like grab a bowl if you want. >> Help yourself to some turt dude." >> Yeah. But in the beginning it would be like fish, chicken, like whatever. It would be normal. Yeah. And then I was like, "Oh ████ he's got some ████ turtle. I mean, he got some ████ soup, right?" So I didn't know it was turtle. So I went down and I'm like scooping up the bowl and then I was like, "Oh, that's a claw. What the ████ kind of ████ is that?" And then I'm like going like this. I got some carrots, some radish, and a ████ turtle head pops up. And then I was like, "Oh, ████ no." Oh, and I dumped it back and I just went I I just went up to my room hungry. Did >> you get McDonald's? [laughter] >> I didn't ████ eat. The head wasn't connected to the shell and all that. It was >> It was all like in pieces. No, there's no shell. Probably chopped it up. >> No shell. >> I'm going to throw a ████ shell in there. >> Well, I thought you can eat the shell. No,
7:32 >> it's just meat pieces. It was all broken up. >> Oh, >> but then you saw like a ████ claw and I was like You're like, "Why is there a web feet in this?" >> I was like, "What the ████ is a claw doing in here?" Leave that out. >> Yeah. >> You don't You don't think you could have enjoyed it? Would you eat it if it was deep fried? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I would have a much higher chance eating if it was deep fried. Now, [laughter] >> look how sick Steve's getting. >> How did you eat it? Because it was porridge. But they I did have um in Vietnam, my grandma made a deep fried mouse. >> Deep fried mouse. Cut it up. But it's like it's good though. It's deep fried. I mean, it's like chicken. >> When it's deep fried, it's way easier. You had a fried Mickey. Yeah, that ████ was fire. >> I remember we did like a road trip across Texas and then I got some ████ gator and it was not bad because it's deep fried. So, you don't see like scale
8:22 or nothing. It just looks like fried fish or fried chicken, but you know it's gator. >> But steamed is the worst. >> Steamed is just carcass. >> Yeah. Yeah. Steamed is too much. I can't do that ████ >> Oh, no. That's bad. So, while you're at your most grossed out, maybe we can get you to answer some vulnerable questions. What um what goes through the mind of a white guy when he's like highkicking a a sea lion? >> Dig in there. >> Yeah. >> What's what what is that? >> I think that he's lashing out irrationally at something that really has no fault of its own. >> That's it. >> You think it's like maybe like too much Mountain Dew or something? >> Like did you know guys like that in La Hoya or in San Diego? Like did >> I mean there is a thing that happens to us when we watch the X games. We just start kind of going crazy and wilding out. Yeah. Exactly. If we go monster trucks, we we we have to put that energy somewhere afterward.
9:12 >> And so he's probably just blowing off steam after he saw like a sick ass gravedigger show. >> Oh yeah. >> It's probably too many hugs from the parents and then he's just ████ pissed. Too much >> too much [laughter] love. >> Too much love. >> Yeah. You have to reverse it somehow. >> Too much positive reinforcement. >> Yeah. It's like an overdose on praise. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like your dad comes home with like PlayStation 5 what you always wanted. >> Yeah. >> It's like, "Son, look what I got for you." You're like, "F███, man. What the hell, dude? [laughter] >> You got to go kick a seal. Where's the nearest seal? No, >> cuz your dad comes home and he's like he hits he gets on the couch and he's ████ exhausted. You're like, "What? What's what what's that?" He's like, "There's so many damn Chinese people I had to tell to go back to their home today. ████ hey, just want to blow off some steam." So, it's like that. >> It's funny because like when when you looked at um you know like guys like this, right? Even when I was growing up, I I didn't know too many Asian guys like that. Not too many of them. The that
10:02 like overconfident, loud frat guy. Uh, usually there's like one in a group. >> That frat behavior. >> Usually that one guy in the groups that I was in was white. Like he was like so cool. And >> you guys didn't have a weird bug kid in your neighborhood who was Asian. >> A bug kid? >> That was me. >> There's always a bug kid. >> I would I would buy a magnifying glass, try to burn ants. >> That was my neighbor and he was Asian. >> I would do that, too. Actually, >> that's like that's science adjacent though. >> I would I would do that too. But you guys are weird about bugs. >> But there's like I don't know. Yeah. like that type of behavior with like, you know, like Vitali type behavior. >> The prank boy. The Yeah. There's a c like a a category of like watch me pee on the freeway sign, dude. >> Cuz the healthy version of the the healthy version of that is jackass. >> Exactly. Yeah. >> What's the healthy version? >> Those are the guys like when you get a diverse friend group and then that's you
10:53 realize you can't hang with those guys. You're like, "Oh, dude, I can't." Like, >> you're taking too many nut shots. [laughter] They're constantly throwing a football at your nuts. You're like, "Come on, guys. What the ████ >> But it's I'm not saying it's not fun. I think that it those guys were fun to be around when I was very young and it was cool to see them do crazy ████ but then I'm like, how come that's so at least to me felt so uniquely white? >> I thought it was you raised in a white area maybe. >> Well, I mean like the exgame behavior like you don't see a bunch of black teens doing the same. >> How come? Well, I don't know. [laughter] >> Well, it's different be we all I think we all have our own ratchetness in different ways. But then the way that white boys express it is like that, >> right? I mean, like, sure, like if you're looking at those the daily videos of 7-Elevens getting ransacked, that's like a different objective. But >> the skill kicker isn't going to loot a ████ grocery store.
11:43 >> This Yeah, it's like a It's like these white kids got so hype >> that they just start like doing kooky stuff. >> It's just oneupping each other. >> Yeah. But then you're like I always was like, "How where do you how do you get there?" H I think it's at least with black and Asian, they're like, "Let's go get some money." >> That's true. [laughter] >> That's practical. >> Like, let me go kick a seal. Like, >> white kids don't care about money. >> They already have it. >> Yeah, they already got it. [laughter] >> Maybe the ROI is excitement. >> Their life is safe, protected. It's like perfect. So, they need excitement, right? So, it's like, "Let me kick a seal." >> Cuz then they got them. >> Yeah. The white guys do have a investigative gene cuz you know all the like animal explorers. They're also white. Like oh cry >> bear grills too. >> Yeah. They have to go see what the ████ is next and then they'll get bit by a
12:34 cobra LIKE A ████ >> OH YEAH. Coyote Peterson or whatever. >> That's true. >> Like Asians they don't have the like let's go investigate some more dream. >> That's why slasher films don't exist in in Asia cuz they'll be like oh that's dangerous. I ain't going there. White kids are like, "Let me let me see what happens next." >> Right. >> Let me investigate. >> We don't look before we leave. >> Right. Asian slasher is always paranormal. >> Yeah. >> It's always based on some kind of curse. >> Yeah. Or like a ghost. >> Or a ghost. Yeah. >> Cuz all the movies will be like, "I wouldn't. That's not believable. I wouldn't go in that dark room." >> Yeah. Why would you do that? [laughter] >> Yeah. Anyway, that's another uh one for the books in case you're collecting those. >> [laughter]
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