0:00 [Music] has anybody here ever been on one of those like carnival cruises yeah yeah we went on a princess cruise it's a company it was for old people yeah wow that's all cruises my friends we did not well this one was very old people we were the only young we did not ████ realize it until we got there when we went to the club though the old people were partying like yeah because we were the only young people so they're like those youngins look like they're having a great time we're gonna go and socialize with them it was a geriatric thing yeah dude there's one guy who sang the same my way like like i think it's frank sinatra song like every ████ night yeah every my favorite experience from that the jk
0:50 cruise was um so we were like hang out as a group and then we would like break off and do like couple stuff and then we'd meet up at night one of our couple's things me and gio decided to get like a couple's like hot stone massage but you know like the cruise falling off yeah the crew the boat kind of rocks you know like the night before me and dave were playing basketball and you would literally shoot and you would see the post like go like that that's hilarious so me and joe get hot stone massage like this and then they put like the hot oil and ████ on their backs and then she'd put the hot stones and it feels good but then when the boat would move it would just fall [Laughter] on the bed like like a laughing you just kept sliding and falling i swear to god they played um they were supposed to be relaxing they played like ymca five times a day because the old folks love ymca and when
1:40 went off though like that was everybody they threw their walkers just so they could ████ every time it went off it was like remember the kid that kept drowning in the pool what oh there's this pool on the deck right and then so as the boat's rocking all the water goes down to one side so there's this kid with his grandpa the kids there the water comes and you see the kid go oh ████ the water's coming and the grandpa's on this side so he's just up here like i need to save you i can't and then the cart's coming back this way but he's tall enough to get out of the pool so when the water comes this way he stands up and now the kid's up here and he's trying to get him and as soon as he's tries to get some it rocks the other way and you just see this kid getting [Laughter]
2:35 unfortunately we cannot interfere nature will take course if the poors are to die than they are to die i don't want to mess with the tides you know so there's a carnival cruise recently that's what we should have done because it's younger that's what i did dude it's it's trash too bro it's the same ████ by the way it should all be free would you rather would you rather be with geriatric trash or a youthful track i was with it was a bothy because like you're with poor people so it was like us it was us you know like because we hit we were like it was like a very cheap cruise like deal yeah like on the back of a soda can oh ████ we're not too insane go to a cruise baby for twenty five dollars it's like that so yeah you went to the uh tijuana not tijuana yeah yeah that's how it is i had a pretty good time did you guys have a pizza bar like 24 hours yeah yeah
3:26 that was one of the best things there the pizza's awful i like it yeah but if you stay drunk the whole time okay i didn't knock on a boat three days later like this piece is kind of good well that's the other thing is boats in me i don't think we get along very good you get c6 i had needed the drama mean i didn't have it yeah i got ████ seasick surprise they didn't have any on boat to sell you because that's how they get you oh really that's not like they want you to stay sick that's what they do they they want you to buy the drowning oh yeah like like that ████ on ████ purple yeah it's just docked it's just a simulator he has a rocking bar you can rock the whole boat with get to the pool again i'm gonna get to this article now uh there's a there's a carnival cruise um that had a giant brawl on it recently nice that involved 60 people 60 people
4:21 [Laughter] it lasted for so long that they needed the u.s coast guard to come out and come out to help dock the ship the ████ up it all started allegedly because there was a threesome that took place and somebody got caught uh that would elicit some strong emotions how does that make me want to fight you though five floors five floors because i'm picturing um you know those european like soccer games yeah oh like two logs yeah hooligan style yeah i'm picturing like an old western because bar bro brawl where like one person ████ we have a video and he goes down maybe maybe a little bit of a video ducking because if somebody ducked you could accidentally hit together yeah see that's what always happened i would i would also assume though again i don't i don't really know
5:12 i'm also assuming that there's like uh there's like when people come they come in like giant groups right because when you do like a tour or like a carnival cruise or something like that you go with like a large group of friends you might have like 20 friends on a trip but then there might also be another group of like 20 plus friends on another trip and then yes i think if beer bottles are like flying and somebody's ducking you know what i mean it's not really about some with my brother who's getting hit with a chair for sure uh girl this is yeah but this is just a 30 second clip of actual brawl time you can kind of see looks like a party oh no oh this is happening in the club in the dance floor
6:05 look at this dude the security is i ain't trying to break up 200 people you kind of got to let them duke it out a little bit huh well it's just their system i think that's what they were doing but it just kind of kept on going you know what i mean more people kind of getting involved and it started going into like multiple floors and stuff like that this car needed to get involved that's crazy yeah i know they have like briggs and most ships so if you get like rowdy or whatever they can like lock you up but i imagine there's not enough space on this ship to like oh they do yeah like if you're like they need to like arrest you on the boat they have like bricks and there's a cruise jail damn i didn't even think about that yeah well they lock you in your room one of the two that's what happened to leo dicaprio on titanic mm-hmm that's what happened i don't even remember i don't remember that you don't watch titanic did they have free pizza on the titanic they should they did if you were on the
6:55 upper decks yeah that's what i heard i don't even know if they had pizza come on they had pizza of course they had pizza it's a cruise it's a cruise and free ice cream yeah ice cream i had a guy doing my way every day had a guy doing my life that was like his song and he was so happy every time he sang it too he was just like we that's got to be his thing though that's probably like he probably does like he's literally doing it his way ████ he's literally doing it he was living out his dream i guess he's a crooner so there's there's no way you guys would go on a cruise not anymore no way after that experience yeah my my in-laws want to do like a mediterranean one or or what's the one where it's kind of cool go to greece and like you go to a ████ school my mom was going to do one where she
7:46 starts from ireland and goes all the way through like the mediterranean where it's like greece all those places and it's like a whole ████ month yeah that's what my in-laws want to do or maybe it's one of those things where like 20 years from now when we're like significantly older we're gonna love them because everybody's gonna be our age yeah dude you think in 20 years you just wake up on your birthday and you're like holy ████ ymca's playing holy ████ every year on your birthday you just have nikki play that song like alright we're good for another year i think we're good right now yeah i was like this is kind of fire that song does always it bumps nikki's picking up some gaudy ass jewelry she's like oh i think this is starting to look good
8:37 that's when it's gonna get scary you got to put on your teeth and ████ i i'm down her hair just naturally starts perving like for no right immediately hmm i think it would depend if i start getting more seasick or not you know some people like grow into their seasickness or they grow out of it really yeah i'm like right at the i think i'm right at the phase where it's like i can go out probably for a day or two it's fine but then spending like four days on the the ship that'll ████ you up when i came off of it i had like sea legs for like the whole week damn what was squatting like dude it was weird that was the weirdest part i'm like eating at a ████ restaurant and it just feels like the whole restaurant still and i'm like at jj cafe i'm like what the ████ i'm like what the ████ man you're ████ trying to eat your noodles like this hey guys you drunk go home
9:28 i remember getting back on land and being like i'm never going on a ████ boat again did you throw up on the boat oh yeah we threw up we threw up all over our ████ room me and nicky both you guys all get seasick yeah i don't i don't i get seasickness yeah i mean i can uh like if it's like really intense conditions you know what i mean but other than that it's not i don't get seasick but i feel it it does it's not like oh this is the same as being still yeah yeah like it's like just potentially excuse me like this yeah i think i could talk myself into being seasick like really why the ████ would you do that what if it's like you know you could like talk you could just you would just willpower yourself to throwing up you're just like doing kind of sick and then like talk yourself into it you know what i mean you none of you guys do that you're a strange man i do that i want to see nick juggling on a cruise being ████ pissed having a
10:18 juggle i want to see a pick into a fight with a jungler on the crew oh yeah ████ you man hey ████ your whole life you must have passed college [Laughter] steve goes and fights the magician i will beat up a magician dude you know those cruise ships they always have a ████ magician they always have entertainment they have a clean comedy style yeah yeah but it's kind of funny love it and they always have loveboat playing on on in the room they're sneaky though those magicians you got to get the blanket before they get to the blanket because if they get to the blanket before you get to them because you're going to ████ throw blows right yeah the blanket and then they drop it they're gone do you want to fight a magician and you're convinced that magic is real as well they're just like these ████ wizards i gotta stop they're no they're tricky you're if you get the blanket first then
11:08 you go off the bike he's like oh ████ i don't know the ████ blanket always get the blanket first if you're going to beat a magician no he's going to disagree he's gone that son of a ████ [Music] you
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