0:00 and I'm like we don't have a garbage disposable you know like we don't have a we don't your ████ can't take one you can't like install one you think I'm a contractor D cuz we didn't have one either and then we had to buy it yeah we had to buy it after I didn't do it I paid a plumber to do it but it's like super simple you yeah he paid a plumber to do it you're [Laughter] [Music] like welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about what the heck are we passive aggressive about nothing Stephen oh really why did I have this prompt then something tells me otherwise passive aggressive about a that's that's a tough one I try my best to not be passive aggressive because I know it's a real it's a trait that I don't like in other people especially when guys when they're like when they feel some type of
0:51 way it's really important to get it off their chest but recently since my road I've been working on my road rage so instead of being mad and like flicking people off and staring at people I'll passive aggressively um tailgate them and just drive off and I just won't look at them ion you're just this close yeah I'm like and I just go around them if you don't break 10 seconds that's not really passive aggressive okay I don't I try not to do 10 seconds do you fall into their house and look at them across the street and that like some people I fantasize about I passive aggressively like fantas oh I'll follow you home but I will never do it you like write their license plate down and stuff like that search them in a database from your friends like you know police car or something like that kfb 39 I do have a couple of uh license plates in my my notes saved grp kfbr392 I have a BL electric blue sedan that I I I put their license plate on my phone did you embarrassingly yeah you want to see yeah
1:41 I I'll pull it up actually what what were they doing they were being it's like their license PL says nte he's like no no way huh you need to run the plate imagine how freaky that is dude straight face straight face Omron asking if you need to run the pl it's pretty honestly hey honestly when Ryan was talking about how he he he found the guy in my head I was like damn I wish I had the resources to do that cuz you know many times I thought about that and like you said like just finding out where they live or something like that is like enough you don't realize that you do have the resource Omron I got Omron omon sometimes all you need is just that look on their face where they just can't believe you found them and they go oh my God what are you going to do now like for instance when that like like the guy that was talking to me across the street I passive passive aggressively will walk my dog on his side of the street and walk right by him R and I'll just look at him and he'll
2:32 look at me that's I think that's passive cuz I don't like that I did that but part of me is like that was just for me Ryan's like sometimes you just need a satisfaction of knowing what their mom looks like and where she lives whoa whoa hold on fire though that's kind of fire because there's consequences of your actions if you're mean to people you know you never know you never know it's like it's like knowing that their mom has a green card and then she should easily get deported something that I think about jeez knowing that the I IC number is toll free yes imagine Miz oh it's usually like interactions were like um I think Nick's H I'm Hast aggressive really Le from my parents I can be I can be but you but I always feel like your passive aggressiveness is a is like a joke it's very mild yeah like you're very like sarcastic as like it's supposed to be funny I can't
3:22 imagine you doing it where it feels authentically like you're pissed off you haven't seen me that mad I don't think were you passive aggressive the day that um what was it when you when you got your parking or your jaywalking ticket no because that one caught me off guard I I didn't have enough time to process what was happening um like if somebody is like really close to me like I don't like when people stand really close to me in line so if like someone's like this close to me I'll just like move my like look over my shoulder really quick to make it seem like I'm looking over there like oh I forgot something and then they'll be like Oh I'm sorry and I'm like oh yeah my bad you're a little close huh and then that'll be something like that that's funny something like that is is passive aggressive is it does that also have to deal with being petty a little bit I think so oh yeah I think it's in there yeah yeah okay cuz then I'm passive aggressive with rules in the
4:15 house that don't get upheld yeah so like let's say like Jill's like how many times I got to tell you you got to keep the sink empty you know yeah and then later like she's in a rush just puts her mug in there I'm like Oh I thought uh keep the sink empty huh okay agressive that's a good one that's a really good one see Tiff always gets mad at me about like the one time I I'll clean I'll cook I'll cook and then she'll be like I'm still in the process of cleaning cuz I'm eating and then I'll clean afterwards and then she's like can you clean up the kitchen and I'm like in my head but I usually I'm not passive and I should do this because my one of my pet peeves is when she leaves a bunch of coffee cups in the in the um sink there'll be like eight coffee cups yeah why does she just use the same one
5:06 bro why the ████ do they use eight coffee cups you just go like this I don't know get another one I mean just do the same one get to them they're goddamn cement too they're all they're all over the place too yeah they're all have tea bags in them they're all dry and I'm going like that this is my pass oh there's a coffee ring hey what am I what am I most okay and I don't say anything I should be more I should be more passive aggressive yeah then when they don't soak it why don't they soak it it would save me a half hour when they don't soak it bro and Tiff Tiff will put her her tea bag with the cup in the sink and just leave the tea bag in there oh yeah good luck why it gets pressed we're going to war today brother that thing is like finding a a
5:58 dead Cricket under your Dr dryer it is so dried the ████ out and it is stuck andwhere there's a nice little Earl Gray stain on the cup yeah exactly you know what I mean yeah why I don't know man and then I get mad cuz I cuz you know we should have a like a organic what do they call it like a compost bin or whatever you throw your ████ in there and it's never in there ████ them it's never in the trash ████ it's always in the sink and I go God damn it and sometimes too there's another one when they don't clear their plate when there's a couple rice grains you got to clear that forget it and I'm like we don't have a ████ garbage disposable you know like we don't have a we don't oh ████ so I was like hey you can't be cled up you can't be doing that ████ in here you know I'm like but I usually just keep it myself and I just I'm like all right your sink your shink can't take one you can't like install one down there you can install one where am I going to put the light switch dude
6:49 to turn it on you have they put it under the sink where it's at you just you think I'm a contractor dude you think I have this skill set to you're a modern man the new ones are really the they make the new ones like for that think I'm an IT guy cuz we didn't have one either and then we had to buy it yeah we had to buy after I didn't do it I paid a plumber to do it but it's like super simple you yeah he paid a plumber to do it you're like I know where your family lives to put just to put in garbage I See You In a Different Light my friend he's like he's like I'm sorry I I I didn't see you and like you cut me off ████ you install this ████ sink Ryan has a live feto his family TI I noticed you were a plumber when I looked you up damn scares me I feel like all my
7:42 passive aggressive stuff is with my wife yeah and and it's always and it's always the things that like aren't really an issue yeah for real cuz if it's really we'll talk about like a growups but they're not really an issue but then it also still is under your skin so you just got to somehow it's Fly by Night it's Fly by Night enough but when I'm standing there at the sink I'm leaning over that thing it's been 35 minutes and I'm doing this to Coffee ████ the other day too we got you know for for New Year's we got like catering or whatever so we had like pasta or whatever and I remember I had there's these Bowls in the in the sink right and there's all this cemented ████ pasta ████ I'm like this ████ all she had to do is just ████ turn the sink on and just just give it a little rinse yeah why did they never do that and then it doesn't make make any sense and then after about after doing
8:33 this for like like 8 minutes and just stewing about it I realized at the bottom of the thing I was like oh ████ there's chicken in here and I was like oh this is [Laughter] mine fired that's my cup my bad how did I not you evolved yeah yeah so thankfully I didn't bring that one up or I would have looked like a real idiot see like stuff like that I will never maybe not never I probably won't bring it up just because it's like not worth it so you think about these things but like 90% of it is in your head right like you don't like act on it but cuz I know it's it's just it makes me laugh in the moment like I'll laugh cuz I get scared because I I feel like my passive aggressive to is like I go for him like I make moves you know what I mean like the what do you mean like like for example like there's times where it's like she'll she'll complain because you know uh we obviously have different styles of work she has to like go see
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10:14 she'll she'll always randomly passive regressively throw out towards me things like yeah you know like I got to like I got to clean I got to take care of all the stuff blah blah she's always saying random stuff like that at me or like when she gets home she if she sees me in the middle of like a game or watching TV or something and she feels like she has has to do certain things she can never do her task without making sure I'm doing something for the house too but I'm like that's doing around do around or it's not fair can you move your feet please yeah so then she like she's like can you just can you like at Le can you like go do the litter can you like throw out the chat and it's like it's just catching me at like wait honey do you have subtitles on so you can read God of War while I'm I'm using the vacuum I I don't want you to lose any story moments yeah oh this is a big moment is isn't it she's always making me feel she's always making me feel like
11:04 like I don't do stuff for the house it's just we do it at different times so it's not notice time you kind of have to put your cleaning on notice but my that's what I'm saying my C goes there why don't you take photos of all the ████ and then send it to her look at what I did today that's what I ████ do my guy low key when I clean she don't even ████ know that's what I'm saying it always so I have to like text her and like you guys are all SS all your wife should be cleaning everything while you sit around like kings shirtless like Andrew tap with a cigar in there I'm sending receipts of the things that I did today and photos to be like this happened because I know that when she gets home when she gets home it's going to be like what did you do cuz maybe when you get home is when I stopped working too like it's that's okay dude you know what I realize I'm I'm 100%
11:54 passive aggressive all the time when I talk to my mom why what does it come from it's like default mod you hate them no just like ████ I mean almost all the time like like if like to this day like as I'm walking out if I after I visit her or whatever she just be like so okay bye put wear a jacket okay I was be like okay thanks uh can you remind me to wear pants too oh ████ like I turn into freaking uh Chandler from friends every time I talk to my mom how how does your mom receive that nothing she just like does it goes right over her head I'm she's so used to me just like having a remark I do that to my mom too actually cuz my mom has been staying with us because of the F cuz their ████ is all so I haven't spent like this much time with my mom and my sister like consecutive days in a row like we have been for the past couple days and then I
12:45 was having the same conversation with Tiff like anytime my mom says something I'm like you're so ungrateful I would just tell her that cuz she she is ████ ungrateful cuz like there's a just aggressive that is that is but she is being grateful sometimes she'll be like oh this place isn't like this this place isn't like this and I was like hey I know this isn't the best conditions right now but uh we're all Under One Roof aren't we and she's like okay okay okay you know and there's like okay I hear you okay okay okay me and Tiff me and Tiff have this inside joke where she'll complain about something and when I call her out for being ungrateful she'll start laughing and there's a there's a Spanish song that this concert we went to and they call they call uh in Spanish they call him inata or whatever so
13:35 anytime she acts up I'll call I'll call her inata or whatever that means ungrateful ungrateful yeah and then I'll say it to her mom too and her mom will agree with me she'll get my back dude she'll get my back but who's being ungrateful your mom no sometimes like if Tiff's be ungrateful I'll I'll tell her mom like she she's being you know and I'll say that to to my mom now too so she it's kind of it's kind of cool when the mom-in-law has your back bro mom-in-law got my will be bickering at like uh Gio's mom's house and then like once like Gio turns the corner like the mom's like I know I know dude yeah Mom like she worries too much don't worry about her she just worries too much is the best I like that she's still like don't worry you can still get married you're not going to have a problem cuz now someone else knows you're paid and it's like I'm not ████ crazy yeah yeah yeah oh I'll tell you when I'm passive aggressive hell yeah whenever someone there's another dance movie and
14:25 someone asks me how come you're not in that oh what the ████ wow who the ████ asked kind of question is that how you stop the r to random people will be like oh did you see that that new Step Up yeah how come you how come you're not in it it's just like what do you say to that oh I didn't want to do it yeah I passed I I highballed it and they they declined they could afford it's like yeah what are you that's ████ ridiculous does make any sense I was watching uh garbage reality TV with Nikki the other day and the way and the way I was passive Progressive is so you know we watch the British ones cuz we love the British ones that's good yeah and but they always need subtitles cuz you can't really understand what the ████ they're saying yeah they sound really dumb yeah and so we were watching it and Nikki's like Nikki does this game on her phone called threes I don't know if you guys heard of it it's like a ████ math game or some ████ I don't
15:15 know but she's like playing threes and she does it to like relax her brain or whatever while we're watching reality TV show but she was in a particular interesting game of Threes I guess while being particularly interested in the show and so she's like she's like hey what did that guy just say and I'm like oh God I stopped it I rewound it and I started to try to read it off the screen but he just Prett people talk too fast and then she's like wa wait I didn't know what he said she didn't move her eyes with one yeah and then to the the third time I I do it again I go back okay play it again okay I think he's saying Nick's just like uhuh no wait no but no I wait I didn't hear what he said well maybe you stop ping fu ████ threes and look at the goddamn television screen and then she was like ████
16:06 you and she storm she storms upstairs tornado storms upstairs so she knows when she gets got right stomping up the stairs cuz like I got her dead to rights right yeah you got her and then I just sit there for like 11 minutes I'm like I'm like I'll move to Hawaii I'll start a new life all that ████ we do in our brain right yeah it's like it's fun I I'll smell the Ocean Air every day I wake up I want to deal with this ████ cup3 and then um and then I'm like laughing to myself about that and then I go upstairs um after like literally 11 minutes and I'm like and like she's laying on the bed and she's playing three St with her knees up whatever and I grab her on the knee I like smack her knee and I'm like I'm like that was like pretty much the dumbest fight ever I was like you ready to go back and watch more and she laughs and she's like yeah
16:56 that's right that's awesome that's awesome it's just shorthand like easy mode like see you later my version is when when we're trying to watch something and Tiff's not like hearing what happened she's missing important part of the movie cuz she's usually like scrolling or watching something I just look at her phone oh yeah is that important I go hey you going to watch a movie or or what and she goes oh yeah my bad should do that that's how I'm pass really yeah I'm like hey you going to let watch you I do that cuz I get annoyed I'm like yo we're supposed to watch no nikk like no no no relax my bra but it's but once again hearing us talking about this everyone's girl does the same ████ yeah that's true well we have we have a no phone Rule now if if we're going to spend time both of us just don't we're not allowed to be honest I'm I'm enact that this just Mutual I don't know I think me and Hannah do the same thing so we just give each other a pass that's sick sometimes
17:46 we give each other too if it's not that good no but I mean like we'll be we just we just kind of add so like she'll watch the show pull up her laptop and do something while she's watching the show and then I'll be on my phone and then I'll watch the show but the thing I think that does does get us in is is we both like to ████ talk during a show cuz it inspires us with an idea and I'm like shut the ████ up I can't focus and then 3 minutes later I'm like yo that scene in daer when she was daer was doing that remember that one time when that one girl was like she goes shut the ████ up I'm trying to ████ watch the show you guys say shut up but we're both like that you know we just we just I do that too but I do like the whole like um the Huff thing where it's like it's like Nikki's like we're trying to watch show I'm like literally I'm just like ████ like looking at
18:36 their their lips at this point cuz this ████ won't stop talking I'm just like trying to read lips now like you know like watching President Obama talk to Trump at the funeral like what are they saying and then um and then Nikki like like just be fading away on the conversation or something and she's like what do you think about and I'm like I don't know what they said I don't know what they said I wish I could hear I don't know yeah I can't hear anything can't ████ focus and I just grabbed I just I just grabb that remote and just go like it's you know we'll just we'll just figure it out yeah my my most guilty feeling is if I'm playing like Call of Duty and I'm like super amped up and the room is dark and I can see nothing but the screen noise cancelling headphones I'm like in it and then smack just appears next to me and I just go oh ████ my first my first instinct is to be like mad because
19:27 I got scared and then she just has like a a plate of food she cooked and she's and I'm just like the guiltiest ████ I'm just like but you know what it is it's cuz you're trying to listen to footsteps and ████ you're trying to say someone sneaks up on you is wait is this on my team oh God oh God I was about to shoot you Bab she has nuggets and she's like she's just like she's like okay she's sled over dino nuggets over D nuggets dude she's like I even made sure the feet weren't soggy oh my God that's the worst what a piece of ████ outla out here we're all ungrateful in our own way huh all pieces of ████ the fact that women want to ████ men is unbelievable to me it feels like a scam we get away with every day we wake up I do want to blow up Nina's phone though I don't give
20:17 a ████ I want to blow up my phone huh pH yeah just Chuck it out a window whyly she's addicted why don't you pay attention to your family first what if you guys just have a when we're spending time no phone rule good luck with that dude it's called enforcement ████ you we live in California dude at my house we live you guys work work in the same industry and like we're even working in the same company I think you guys have a different understanding of respect for each other's things I got like as like a business owner you got sometimes put out fires it's like this movie is not that important true but the the reason why like really really gets under my nerves is because I do that to her enough times where she has Equity to do it back to me and I can't say anything but I know cuz I'm ████ I'm a petty sneaky little ████ I'll be watching I know she's texting her best friend or I know she's texting her family and the second I'm like hey you're on your phone I know she
21:08 flips right back to a work text just for the sake I see her I see her sneaky and I'm like you you know what would be cool if like you can get to her phone when she's like not around and you can install this app and it basically communicates with your phone and you can press it and it bricks her phone whenever you want that would be cool if that existed that'll be good what the thing you could do that it would be cool if it was real with your Tony star glasses you're probably doing it to my phone right now
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