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OnlyFans Model Derails Portal from NY to Dublin in a Flash

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0:00 like what did he this is the most artist thing ever like do you think that you're going to have people like have a touching moment from New York to wow you're oh what's what's your life my life is like this what's yours oh I learned so much about your experience this was acting like the internet doesn't [Music] exist Joe as a man of the world and I think you can say you are have you been to Dublin before du yes but to transr a flight oh well you've been to Dublin then yeah but I want to be inside and enjoy it I want to see a leprechaun I want to see a leprechaun too anybody here's been to Dublin no nope so have you guys heard about you can go to Dublin if you go to a little area in New York where they have what they call a portal oh yeah

0:51 yes yeah so they set up this like big you know it looks like a Hollywood you know prop basically it's a big circle and in the middle of it is a camera that is a live feed directly from New York to Dublin right oh that's sick and from Dublin to New York at the same time so you can just be standing there and you see people at the other side of the world or and they can see you and they see you wow portals are cool they're so cool and they're especially cool because um some people did some really cool stuff oh they started doing it in front oh not exactly start sh oh yeah I'm surprised people didn't even think this would happen yet right that's like I'm surprised that the new New York one didn't have a homeless man whip his dick out and start jacking off is that the Dublin one or is that the New York one New York to Dublin wow that's pretty crazy that New York what were they doing why you got to do oh they're flipping

1:42 them off that's good people were showing 911 videos yor duin side yeah to New York talking trash dude showing titties Talking Magic somebody hold the H up and show me proof shirt rip pop smoke I don't get that he's a rapper oh w wait Dublin did that to New York that's pretty ████ hello from New York we love Dublin they be chatting ████ over there dude Irish accents are wild yeah I don't understand what they're saying a lot of the time so they're basically just roasting each other and doing weird stuff they're doing what human beings do yeah yeah just being monkeys to each other it's like that remember that that service where where you sit on your web camera and like it just shows you a random person the roulette roul roulette and like some people is like I got I got

2:32 my ████ out what do you want to do about it this is that in real that's like probably humans at its most natural state dude that's kind of sick though do you think they should have one in every major city just for more content I personally do cuz I believe in chaos yeah didn't they just take it down because of the titty girl they had to take it down because of the titty girl why I'm actually surprised that a girl did that before like a crazy cracked out bum came and then like took a dump in front of camera or something a bunch of dudes with their Ash cheeks out the police came really you can't Moon the ████ camera huh well you can't do that in public in general but we do it in America but I don't think you can do it in duin it's a decent exp cuz America actually you could be uh topless in New York that's why oh you oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah you can Dublin is you know it's not free it's not free dude what is it about a camera that attracts all the craziest people also why Dublin to New

3:22 York and where where else would we want a portal right why Dublin of all I know it's not a main city compared yeah what what part of Asia would you do a Thai Thailand Thailand yeah you see lady boys not like Beijing no pick not Beijing what about Korea you want to Korea Korea North Korea oh maybe North Korea North Korea would be F what do you think they would show head hon show would never let that happen though we would see nobody we would see no they don't want it would be all actors it' be like everything's okay over here everything's great Americans would be talking crazy ████ just like holding up KFC buckets and ████ like that eating food oh no that's so bad Americans are pretty rude three bowls of rice you know instead of one half did they say who was behind the portal and like uh it's some group that set it up they just they just

4:12 decided let's do it meta or something let's do it location choices yeah they they basically funded it it's it's an artist um yeah and he just wanted people to you know have a live link with people in another part of the world and then he says that people got a little carry away well what the you like Jesus maybe they're just troll of the artist he's a 34-year-old named gues fake name sounds like an artist dude we can't have anything cool in this world no he says him him and his small team were so focused on getting the 8ft tall sculpture installed and connected they hadn't given much thought to how it might be used really like what did he this is the most artiest thing ever like do you think that you're going to have people like have a touching moment from New York to wow you're a oh what's what's your life

5:03 my life is like this what's yours oh I learned so much about your experence this was acting like the internet doesn't exist to people are already doing this it's like you ever heard live stream dude yeah but not a full life-size portal joke it's different yeah he says for me he's he's like it's just us the human species building this artwork together in a representation of our current state of humanity oh God you see a lot of love light Smiles a marriage proposal was made a couple days ago Dick's even I know we also have some Darkness attention seeking people who are only thinking about themselves trying to jump on a narrative and get more views and followers yeah that's true well yeah it's America and sometimes goofy kids just trying to make people laugh show 911 vide dude that's a good that's a pretty good one dude

5:53 that's a wild to New York too Anthony shirt oh dude that's that's what I'd be doing i' be fing be Pro every time you have to it's New York you have to try to cut them this is Steve Dublin I'd be doing that show with a pint moving around a lot is so funny for yeah enthusiastically still can't see what it is that is so funny I bet this artist had this imagination of like World Peace it's going to start here and we're going to be in every city and then from there people are going to connect yeah the whole world is going to just like come together that's like the Pepsi can thing remember Kylie Jenner gave the Pepsi can to the the cop and was like hey it's all good feel the same yeah all you need is Pepsi the cop like unsnaps his his gun real quick he's like

6:43 got his hand oh oh Pepsi oh oh God I was thirsty the thing that drives me crazy about this so the portal is two ways why why can't we only see this chick's back we haven't seen the titties yet that's true what about the other side would have seen the titties and at least there' be a video somewhere right that's what I thought but they could have maybe they took it down cuz it was too too crazy titties yeah titties are not that crazy titties are not that crazy titties get taken down on the but to this guy they are it's dark that's actually more World Peace than anything AG it brings us all together look how all the smiles on yeah at least they're not Bea each other up through the screen yeah what if Dublin is just very cultured and they knew not to just record a girl titty you know you know what I'm saying like in America yeah but they held up the

7:34 Twin Towers in America there's obviously no class but in Dublin everyone's you know they're gentleman majority of the time so they're probably like hey you know what let's not record it and post it all up in the you know except that 911 dude he's just straight up hey Dublin is Ireland right or no is it I think it's Ireland okay okay I was I'm crazy it's Scotland actually I know there's Dublin in America too I think it's Ohio Dublin's California they have a duin californ duin Ohio why are you guys talking with weird accents over there ████ Dublin California you ever been to Dublin California no mostly Indian folks oh really FYI yeah mostly Indian folks Joe wanted to go to Dublin California to see a leprechaun you're going to see a little Indian guy I'm going to be so pissed I'll be like there's nothing but freaking Aladin

8:25 here ████ leprechaun bro ████ Lo to 7eleven yeah I've been getting all my European countries wrong dude ████ yeah doubl irel yeah it has to be eyelid that's what I'm thinking about I just can't cuz like you guys were saying the internet exists I can't imagine seeing something in Dublin where I'm like holy ████ wow that's crazy wow I didn't think I was going to see that they act like we don't have Google Earth and we could go to anywhere in the world right now oh my God it's so muggy over there I never thought I'd see that what technology has been held back from us because of ████ like this that the government already has that's what I think about too like we could have probably had so much cool ████ right now but because of what would have been cool is an actual ████ portal that you can walk through to get to double dude what do you think people are going to do stick their weer through it yeah hell yeah I stick my ████ in it

9:15 yeah it's that's why we can't have it well no that's the first instinct well check it out like Japan hey the speed train this the the the more robots more robots we we could have way more robots we have robots no but it's getting jacked and ████ stolen by bombs and Foods you know what I mean like those those hmates rob you talking about we don't we can't have nice things cuz in America everything gets destroyed yeah everything get destroy we don't really have a nice civilization M that's what happens when everything moves so fast and the people like in Japan there'll be like a little robot that'll deliver like a sandwich to you over here there'll be a homeless dude that's just trying to like ████ it in his mouth you know yeah that's what I'm saying like you know the the speech train and the just the trains in general compared Asia to here it's all just Europe do you think this what

10:07 happen if the portal was from like Japan to like somewhere else in Asia where they're more civilized I don't think that would happen it would be boring yeah but I don't know anywhere in the world when you get like young dudes together they're going to be the same they're going to be ████ a rambunctious Bunch D they're going to be ████ around dude we have a except Korea maybe maybe they're more manner well mannered you know but I don't know what is it about us that makes us go like to a camera like hey have you ever seen one of these and you just go like this ████ you ████ double Birds is good I don't know that's a classic one I think it's all for the laugh really just like oh this is so funny got maybe just to see the other like sides of reaction I think that's what it really is a little shock Val I think it's a eagle trip D for sure I'm affecting those people over there by people just or it's like the dudes who

10:57 sent Dick picss is like hey you saw my hey I know you saw my dick you opened it you opened it I know you saw it I know you did I know me knowing that you know is everything to me everything to me knowing that you know I just want you know what it is people just want to be seen dude that's people just want to be seen not for real though I think that is true I think that is true people want to just be like wow they don't want to be heard they want to seen [Music]

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