0:00 [Music] All right. So, um, >> what's your first gay experience? >> In your relationships, right, in the relationships you guys are in or the ones you would be in or have been in, where do you draw the privacy lines? Are there things that your partner doesn't have access to? >> She can't watch me poop. >> Yeah, my phone. >> That's not okay. I don't let her Yeah. I don't like her watching me poop. I can watch her poop, though. >> She can't watch me swim. >> She'll do it to make me feel comfortable. Watch me swim. Can't watch me shower. >> So, she has to go to the opposite shore when you're at the beach. >> 100%. >> You guys don't shower together. >> Wait, do do >> swim here weird about poop and not swim? >> Who here? >> So weird. >> All of your girls have access to your phones?
0:50 >> Yeah. >> Yeah, if they wanted to. Yeah, >> that's gay, >> honestly. Yeah, me too. Smack knows the password to all my stuff. Yeah, she got she got all my passwords written down. >> I have all her stuff too, but in a roundabout way because I have to use her stuff all the time and she has to use my stuff all the time. >> Like like we share the same Dropbox, for example, when we're downloading our podcast and stuff and we both work on that together. >> I know her password, but I forgot. >> So, you don't know it. >> That's basically you don't know it. >> Well, you know, it's because we had a if I die thing, this is how you do this. >> Dark. >> That's so aggressive. You know, we got married and we had to do that. Like, and >> it's not for trust. It's for death. >> And she knows, hey, well, if you have it for death, you have it for trust. >> If I die, here's >> I don't trust those are vows. >> If I die, here's how you find all the women I've been talking to while
1:41 the jizz. >> Here's how to pay them. >> The funny one is >> the funny one is all the financial stuff and then when it gets to anything crypto, it's like talk to Steve. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. That's right. >> I have that with my brother. >> Give Steve this info. >> But then at what point in your relationship did you open up that access? Couldn't have been year one. >> ████ no. >> See, >> why not though? >> Wait, open up about your exes. >> Access. >> You have access like >> like cell phone lock code year one. >> I have. >> Hell no. >> You're so smart. >> No. How many years? >> No. But then she was like, "It's your birthday." Blah blah blah. I was like, "F███." >> Yeah. So, how did it talk about talk about the moment that you turned that access over to them? Like, how did you do it? What? What? How did it come up? How did you even have the talk of like, "Hey, if you need to get into my s███," >> talked about it one time. It's just it it's just like you're hanging out with your partner a bunch and you just She's
2:31 seen me open my phone probably bajillion times and vice versa and >> she's like, "How you do that, Steve?" >> Yeah. No, it was just I think it it feels like almost I've always known her number and she's always known mine. I think it's like that. >> Okay. What movie is that from? >> On her. >> No, no, it's not gay. I'm not gay. >> I'm not gay. >> That's what she said. >> I don't like her. No, but it's like I just genuinely I don't even remember not knowing her stuff and her not knowing my stuff. We just never By the way, this ████ can go through my ████ all she wants. Up, down, left, right diagonally, dude. She She's going to be so bored with all my ████ stupid crypto ████ and like just ████ Jordan Peterson podcast and stuff. >> You have another phone for all this porn. >> Yeah, thank you. Thank you. It's a burner phone. >> You have two phones. >> Blackberry. >> What's a work phone? >> Oh, you have a work phone. actually have two phones. What's the point of a woman? >> Got caught.
3:22 >> That's a JS phone. >> Her drug dealing phone right there. >> Wait, so did the work make you have a work phone? >> Yeah. >> What's the reason that a work would be like you need a work phone like >> cuz you don't want people calling you on your personal phone? It's just cleaner >> to have >> cleaner. Well, you know that every time you're picking up the phone, it's for work. >> It's more professional. >> Okay. Okay. Why don't we answer why don't we have work phones answering that phone in a professional manner versus this? Like I wouldn't answer like random numbers on my personal phone. >> Oh, because you you like to answer like dorky for your real phone. >> Dorky. >> Hello. >> And if it's work, say hello. Say hello. Work. >> Is that how work? Say hello. >> Hello. >> She sounds so scared. >> You're fired for sounding so >> sound like you just got kidnapped. >> Okay. you and you
4:12 >> have you ever shared your password with a with a girlfriend? >> Yeah. And then she went through my DMs. I'm like, why do you do that? >> And then you got in trouble. >> Cuz she went through your DMs. >> What happened? >> But >> you know, boys are boys. >> What? >> We have boy chats. >> Why are you going to boy chats? >> You can't be upset about boy chats. >> Why you talking about >> Thank you for saying that out loud. We needed that. Don't continue. Don't clip that. Clip that. Clip it. >> Leave it like that. Clip it. Clip it. other girl. >> No, that's not going to be in it. Just leave it alone. >> I am so outnumbered. >> We're out of memory. We only had two >> megabytes. Two megabytes, man. One is not fair. I'm going to stand up for all. No high. No. I'm on your side. But I'm just curious. Are you more mad? I got to go do it like this. Are you more >> Are you more mad? >> I'm throwing off. >> Boy chats are talking about girls. Or
5:03 >> you go in the DMs, boy chats, they're all talking about how hot these other dudes are. Oh, >> that's a tough one. That is tough cuz that's usually the same chat. >> Is my dude talking about other dudes being hot? >> Yes. >> Same basic stuff like Matthew McConny's >> looking for Southerntherlander. >> But like is it >> look at this guy's abs like that? >> Look at Matthew MC. Yeah, here's another picture of Matthew McConn. Here's 23 pictures. >> Were you like >> Butler now or or would you rather be like yo Sydney Sween's tits are huge in this photo? If it's if it's not celebrities, it doesn't matter. >> See, what if what if it's >> See, >> but wouldn't you be surprised that he's gay? >> I would be surprised if my husband was gay. >> What the heck? That doesn't make him gay. >> Why? Why >> guys have girth sometimes? Show me. Talk about it. >> You think that makes him gay? >> ████ other
5:54 video. >> Oh, that's the next video. That's the next Okay, we have to talk about it. Talk about >> We can wait for all of you dates. That is not me. >> So, which which was the worst? I think the women. >> Huh? >> Celebrity Sydney Sweeney. >> Whoa. Wait. Oh, hold on. >> The celebrities would never make me upset. >> Here. What's worse? Him catching him saying, "Oo, that's a that's a huge ass, man." Or, "Ooh, that's Hugh Jackman. >> Very stupid." >> Hey, that's a good >> I like I like that stuff. I like >> That's right up your alley. >> Okay. What if you found your man has a cash 30 3600 gigabytes of Matthew Mcgon's shirtless pictures so much >> folder is called All right. All right. All right. >> All right. All right. >> Why isn't it 3.6 terabytes? >> And why is it just him being shirtless?
6:44 >> It's that's all we got. >> Yeah, >> I think that's >> and there's lots of doubles. >> All Interstellar. >> Is that disturbing? >> Yeah. >> Not disturbing but concerning. All right. Would you rather catch your husband's DMs, right, and he's like, "Yo, I'm going to bust all over Sydney Sween's tatas, right?" Or, "Yo, I'm going to bust all over Matthew McConn's face. Which one's worse?" >> Okay. To be fair, I I completely accept the gay community. Okay. So, let's I'm going to start with that. >> Yeah. But you don't think your husband was gay? >> That's a gay answer. She accepts us. >> A gay answer. >> My husband's not gay, so that would be ████ weird. >> You have no idea. Oh, it's weird. >> I'd be more concerned. >> Even the gay community doesn't do that. >> Some of us do. >> You've never heard any Call of Duty
7:34 chats. >> I don't think they claim you. >> I claim them. >> Oh, that's true. >> Call of Duty chats. If >> Call of Duty chats got out, it would be bad to be over >> all gay. >> How do you feel about Matthew McConn? >> Shirtless. >> I think he's attractive. >> You think he's sexy? >> I like his accent. >> We think he's We're man enough to say he's sexy. How do you do that? >> How do you do that through the computer? >> Uh, so wait, do all of your girls >> have access to your bank account? >> And when did that start? >> Huh? >> When when did it begin that your girl had access to your bank account? >> She has access to spend my money. I don't have access to spend hers. I'll tell you that. >> Damn, that's a good setup. >> How does that work? >> Cuz men are the bread makers. >> Is she clearing you out right now? >> We make bread at We don't say this, we
8:24 just know it. >> Bread like you bake. >> She actually bakes more than me. >> Okay. What's your question? Go ahead and repeat. >> When did it start that uh your girl could access your back account? >> Marriage >> about No, it took about we got engaged and we kind of just started to do that. >> Cool. >> I think those are healthy >> for me. It was marriage. >> That's a healthy timeline. Okay, Nick. No, you got to wait a little longer cuz once you even after marriage, >> you got to you got to do like a you got to do like a 90day >> I want to hear you. Are you? >> So when you when you get when you get a new job, what happens? You get a 90-day what? >> Probation. >> Onboarding. >> Onboarding. Probation. >> So you got a 90-year probation. >> Just not the dating. You got to see >> Hold on. You got to see. >> Okay, honey. >> So you're like Tiff is still going through what we call onboarding. >> Okay. Bank of America. tips on orientation, right?
9:15 >> Yeah. Yeah. You got to make sure there's a a solid history of funds going into the accounts. >> Oh, that's true. >> I mean, you got to see a solid history. >> What? Oh, wait. It sounds like he's making sense of it. >> She's still going through sexual harassment training. >> Yeah. Yeah. She's got >> Wait, what? >> Oh, that's the reason once she's done with that. >> She has to go through DI around us, but like in our ship, we're very corporate. We're very like >> Oh, so the reason is liability in case she gets sued for sexual harassment. It doesn't affect your money. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's why you have a slush fund for that. You know what I mean? But no, we uh we we took some time. We took some time. We took like a >> Damn, >> that's legal stuff. >> We couldn't make an appointment. We couldn't make an appointment at the bank. So once we got an appointment at the bank, >> she kind of just makes money and deposit it into my account and I give her allowance. >> That's you give her allowance. >> That's tight. >> How did you guys decide on the allowance? >> Where did she make the money? >> Sure. She does. >> Stop. >> How many jobs?
10:07 How many hours? Wait, so she's making money working for you? You pay her. >> Oh, she works for you >> and then it goes back into my account. >> Wait, she works for you? That's >> Well, she works for David. So, >> yeah. >> Yeah, we both work for David. So, >> but they they pay David pays them. >> She's got to pay him back cuz he's a passport, bro. >> His account. >> She I give her the money and then she walks around. She goes out outside of the house and then she comes back in. She goes, "Honey, I'm home from work." And then she hands me the money. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Damn. >> Hands you money. It's not direct deposit anymore. >> No. And then direct. >> No, direct. So, it's like most direct. >> I get the cashirect. >> It's paid cash only business, right? >> So, then I give her the money and then she goes, "Okay." And then she goes out and then she comes back in the door. She
10:57 goes, "Here you go." And I'm like, "Okay." >> What the twice? >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Every month. every month. >> Dude, Joe's got it all figured out. We're all living in Joe's world. >> He has a ledger, too. He has a little handwritten ledger. >> She's like, "Can I get this thing I saw at Ross?" And I'm like, "How much is it?" She goes, " $4.99." I'm like, "That's too much." >> Ask how much it is at Ross. Just give it to her. >> That's too much. >> It depends on what you're getting. Is it name? >> Let's go this system down to a T. We do the same thing. >> We do the same thing for Joe. We like spend money in time to like come here and then he we give him the money basically and he then gives a cent on the dollar and goes, "Thank you for your time. >> Welcome to JK News. Thank you. >> And Joe goes, "Oh, remember when you guys had lunch? Thank you. That's coming back to me. Thank you. >> Thank you very much." >> So Ken, >> that's why I didn't order lunch. >> They give me a dollar and then I gave him 60 cents back. >> And then he goes, "Hey, by the way,
11:48 we're behind on quota." >> Yeah. >> Is there anything like for Ken since you have the newest relationship in the room? What have you shared privacy wise with her? >> I know her phone password. She knows my phone password. But >> how long has it been? How long has it been? It's only been 6 months. >> They're not even married. I think that's too soon. You can't. I think that's good. >> Because like, oh, we were It wasn't because we were trying to go through each other's phone. It's because like uh I think I needed to use her phone to look something up or whatever. And I was like, "Oh, my phone's not here." >> And I was like, "Oh, yeah. Like, real quick, what >> I just need to look for guy names in your phone. What's your phone?" >> But then the way she told me was she's like, >> "It's like it's this um but here, whatever." For at first I was going to be like, "Here, just unlock it for me." >> I didn't even ask for it. >> Honor system. >> Unbreak my heart while you're at it.
12:38 >> But then she's like, "Here, I'll just tell you." >> While she was baking muffins, so her hands were dirty, right? >> So it wasn't like I asked for it. She was like, "Here, this is what it is." >> So just by coincidence, really, you have each other. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like I never asked for it. And then same thing for mine. I was like, "Hey, can you record something? This is my password." I just go, "Here you go." >> Would you be offended if one day you needed to get into her phone and you didn't ask, you put the password in and it said wrong password. >> Ooh. So she changed it. >> You should change it a bunch. >> Nikki would think that's weird. >> Because I'm a creature of habit and like why would I ever change my password? >> Cuz you forgot it. >> I don't care because then if I >> That's a good reason, Joe. You know what's weird? >> You know what would be weird is if she changed it and I go, "Oh, what was it again?" And then she doesn't give me the password. Then I'd be like, "Oh, something's off." >> Yeah. What if she just What if she just hesitates goes, "What was what?" >> And you know she heard you.
13:28 >> Oh, the password. She's going to rob you dry. >> She's like, "What do you mean?" >> Huh? >> But then you come to find out that it's because she's trying to surprise you with a gift for your birthday. >> Oh, you're ████ >> Come back. I'm >> You broke up with her. >> I like all right. >> You broke up with her before. >> You video with her and then you 16 other girls and then you came back and you got a birthday gift. >> Surprise. This is what I was hiding from you and you're like I >> It's a fruit basket. >> So many girls. >> 1590 Ti. >> It's a fruit basket. So why' you need my phone for this? >> Happens all the time. So fruit, you know my address. >> Why did you need to change your password for that? >> Edible eats is expensive. >> Edible I guess you needed my not worth it. >> I I guess that makes sense. Yeah. >> Edible eats is crazy. >> That must be like a a older older thing because I this would have been a weird conversation like 15 years ago I think. >> Oh 100%. >> Yeah. >> Like nobody was doing >> pre smartphone. >> You know what you do though? You
14:18 schedule a day where you guys go through each other's phone. That's where you >> have time to clean up. So Monday, Tuesday, brother, >> come on. >> That day that day is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. >> We just do we just do every other week on Friday and then we do that. So we start the week off, right? >> Well, you know activity. >> No, it's good. >> No, you don't have to hide. If you if your wife's stupid, you don't have to hide. >> Or you keep changing your password. >> I don't know what's better. >> You keep changing your password and then when she asks for a new password, just act really standoffish and then go in the corner and >> that sounds really healthy, Nick. No, one of the you change your password when she's like, "What's your new password?" It's her password on her phone, too. And you're like, "I wanted to be closer and quicker to where you're at." >> Then you change it. And then you change it. >> So like early on, >> bad boy thinking on the toes situation. >> Oo, bad boy. >> 6030. >> 7030.
15:08 >> Lost 10%. >> You went up 10. >> I've apologized three times today. You went up 10. >> By the way, Bart, I'm Blade. >> Bad boy. Early on in my relationship, I uh changed my best pal's name in my phone to hot girl Silverlake. So So like cuz he text me the most of anybody. And and so like all of a sudden I'm like like I'm just leaving my phone out and I'm make sure to leave her really out and stuff and then like hot girl Silver Lake keeps going bus and ████ like that and Nikki immediately is like you're ████ stupid. >> Or you put dominoes on it. Dominoes. >> She sounds really really fun. Oh, she's too like I know. You can't get her. >> I thought she's a dumb ████ cuz she look like one. >> No, she's a comedy ████ genius manipulate. >> You can't get her, dude. >> Yeah, it's got to be like cousin Bob.
15:58 >> I could never get her. It sucks. >> It's got to be like You know what actually sucks? She gets me all day long. I will I will just be at the fridge and I close the fridge and she's like standing there with her face like right here. I'm like, "Oh my god." Like she does that so much and she and then she'll laugh for like the next like ████ 2 minutes and she's like I hate that I love it so much. She's like I hate that I love scaring you so much. I'm like I can never goose this ████ at all. >> Scare me harder, baby. >> Go behind the oven now. >> And she just she just does the most >> Go inside the oven. Go inside the oven. >> Basic jump scare ████ and it just conquers. >> It's great. Lowbrow humor is the best, dude. >> Next time have a name like gay homie or something. Gay homie. >> That's really slick. >> Joe homo. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Joe, >> she's going to know it's me.
16:49 >> That's what a guy a guy in the closet would write. He's like, "Oh, guy homo. >> I'm being real slick. I'm a ████ >> homo. Homo Joe." >> Yeah. I'm a CIA. >> Guy homo's calling you >> guy homo. >> Good lord. That's why I thought Hot Girl Silver Lake was at least decent cuz it's like maybe I just jotted that down real quick. I'm at a bar somewhere and like me and George camel and like Bryce used to go to bars real quick like after shoots and stuff. >> Who are these people? What are you talking about? >> Shut the ████ They're dancers. They're dancers. Got them dancers. >> Everybody literally knows who that is. >> No. So, so then so I was like, "Okay, maybe this is plausible, but she never bought >> once." Gary Payton said the same thing to me. >> I didn't know that. No.
17:39 >> Yeah, he was on um our team for a little bit when he was old. >> Oh my god, you actually know who Gary Payton is. Weird. >> Obsessed. >> If you can't be an open book with your partner, just die. >> You will never ever share your passwords again after that happened. >> Situational. >> Hey man, >> is in trouble no matter what. >> You're supposed to delete it before you share password. >> Just be honest. What's your What's the guy talk context that was discovered? >> Oh, I can't. >> Yeah, that's be honest. >> Gay memes or hot girl memes. >> I'm sure it wasn't just gay memes. Aeris, >> it's just gay memes. >> Gay memes. >> Game. >> Girls doing girls doing cartwheels. Stupid things like that. >> But then cartwheels. >> Send me Send me those. Hey, send them to Ken so we can edit in the video. Dude, Ken, I'll send you the
18:29 >> It is weird though that you think like at least at the time that we shared our codes with the women that we were with. By that point, they're no longer in the snoop around in your stuff phase anyway. >> That's when you start testing other people, right? >> That's when you know you're the clear brother. >> You don't do it to gain trust. You do it when you have trust, >> right? >> And then that's when you can get to work. You know what I mean? >> Just get with the woman in plain sight. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Wait, guys. Joe, get with the woman that already expects you to cheat. So when you don't cheat, she's very surprised. >> And then you have a free pass, >> right? >> No, you just don't do it. >> Oh, you don't. Okay, I'm not >> Is it? Oh, cuz your rings. You have your rings on. It hurts. >> Not for that. >> Hurts your fingers. >> I'm 7030. >> Yeah, you're 8020 now, buddy.
19:20 Can I?
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