0:00 [Music] so a woman has been charged after she got surgery right so she gets uh is getting a mole removed she she gets her bill after um the surgery is over and she sees there's a charge and when she looks at the charge she's like what the ████ is this and it says brief emotion what the ████ 11 11 oh but she gets a discount so she cried during the procedure and they charged her for it shut the ████ up because they have to consult crying extra it's like a tip yeah that's like a ████ tax a ████ tax for me a little bit i'd be like can i get the price i'd be like can i get the
0:51 price menu because what the ████ i want to know what if i'm gonna have to be charged for crying i'm to hold in my tears yeah i didn't know this yeah i didn't know that maybe she didn't know about the uh menu she didn't know that you could look up the prices and what they were going to charge i don't think any of us did they put her under or something what's the procedure brief emotion well what if you have like positive emotion or no is that still brief emotion charge i think it's her emotion it's the surgeon's emotion all like he's tired of your ████ maybe or crying like made him cry a little bit even worse like he had a bad day and he this is like a surge charge because he's an empath yeah he's like please don't cry oh ████ your energy
1:41 i have to do moon ritual tonight but also is is brief emotion worth 11 what's that's very subjective like price like what's it what's it worth to you i like how it's calculated though it's like how long because like therapy is like what two hundred or three hundred dollars this might be a good price brief emotion you just gotta get a mole well like i'm giving you a discount i'm hooking you up right now i didn't even charge you for ████ how loud it was all right it's terrible i gave you a discount yeah so um what the ████ is every other line item what's all the other stuff surgical services point one oh yeah they didn't charge didn't charge it right no no they're all zero zero zero it's the physician services can i see the receipt again yeah i don't know why they pointed that out were they trying to just uh see if they could hide the particular motion in this yeah they're all penny no they're 10
2:31 cents they're 10 cents 74 f 78 f 25 f that's the line item for the menu it seems like a ████ invoice like this is the weirdest invoice i've ever seen but they discounted her two dollars and 20 cents for the ████ brief emotions she sent the yelp reviews it also looks like it was printed in a newspaper yeah yeah look she saved forty six dollars though dude that's the paperclip what is this classified ad personals but why did she cry during the mole removal i know i should be a little ████ because it hurt nick is that why because people cry i get i ████ tear up during a coveted test when that ████ goes to my brain yeah that ████ is because she's saying goodbye to an old friend yeah like an emotional attachment yeah emol chanel do that ████
3:21 so there was uh an addition to the affordable care act including uh this particular code called cpt code 96127 which allows uh medical providers to charge for behavioral or emotional assessments for reimbursement isn't that something along the lines of if someone's trying to attack you or like fight you i think it's okay if someone's crying i think mole removal is part of it it's in the is it a loophole that that was meant for something else that's just mole god dammit i wish i could remove that joke i wish i could ████ charge you for my emotional drama dude like an ████ that's valid that's valid that's very bad that is drunk that has standards and
4:11 that's going to be way more than what 43 oh yeah i felt that your vein popped out ████ no discounts dude ten percent on ████ yeah i don't know if you know this it's compounding probably don't we've been everyone collectively as a group has been just railing on anthony grossing the ████ out of this because he's the he's he's the most successful this is so funny he has the most sex out of all of us and you're welcome to take shots as well he's the most stylish yeah you can call him a blow job have her if you want me like that he's a sex haver yeah yeah ████ have her for sure woman pleaser yeah so we get to ████ on him because he's all lowkey backhanded disses still no no it's true [Laughter] no anyways yeah emotional charge you'll get you'll get an invoice from me soon and you'll get a bill for all my crypto services you piece of ████
5:01 so that's what this is what's crazy about this actually is that they're if you ever get line items and all this ████ like you ever go to vegas and you get resort fees and all ████ oh dude what the ████ it's so true yeah they're basically saying hey we just did this to the affordable care act and now we can start we found other ways we could bill you while we help you save on medical bill s███'s the best man you gotta love you gotta love it so she breaks even at the end of it exactly uh so she's confused obviously she uh and she shared it with twitter we don't know uh where she lives or any of that kind of stuff she says that she lives in the stratosphere so i guess she's kind of funny person she's pretty funny i didn't know they couldn't or does she live in vegas yeah the strategy where she could live in the stratosphere in vegas i didn't think of that yeah we want a lot of money that time when we played crafts at the stratosphere man that was nice well and we were pissed too because we're like damn we got to pay the 20 limit
5:52 tables and then we're wrecking that table you should have charged them for the emotions if you're pissed that's true damn are you okay buddy i'm ████ pissed you need a hug huh i need your ████ receipt it's taking [Laughter] [Music] he's gonna slit our throats later you ████ chipped away at his ████ ego too much man we gotta bring it back up but when you're with us we gotta bring him down because he's too successful man yeah yeah i got to keep him on the show you guys got to keep doing this ████ you have too many streams of income too many streams of income passive income i know too much what a thing to like criticize someone over we got to knock that down a little bit i know too successful none of them work bring him down to our level so he stays on jk
6:42 i love how yesterday he threatened us because he brought this arcade machine in he's like don't make me turn on the quarters thing you have to pay quarters another revenue stream dude to know the version of what he really said in here that's so ████ yeah he's like he's like oh yeah it's all free play right now but guess what i could change at the quarters you guys don't mess with me too hard oh yeah all right all right he's ████ these threats right here i'll pay your ████ ████ receipts too ████ receipts too what the ████ is that i got plenty of quarter saved up because i have my i've had my own laundry machine for years nowadays it's not gonna keep me up at night at all that's where the coin shortage ended up it's just all in that bucket what was with the coin shortage is it because
7:32 they don't want us to actually hand money that's what i heard i heard that ████ was ████ i heard it's because uh you know they weren't making them because of the the medals it's too expensive medals like it costs away ████ more to make it i don't think it's making a change piece of ████ metal well even that the labor and everything because you know how like they're printing money like crazy right now and then they're saying like yeah i don't know so inflation ████ them up too so like to even make a quarter it cost them like 30 cents now exactly yeah oh my gosh holy ████ that's what they get why is our government so stupid bro like god they should just make orders out of paper now i don't want to hand my money to stupid people i'm stupid enough to ████ use this money why do why would i give it to even stupider people that's going to burn my money is that mom where the camera slowly zooms in on joe's monologue ████ government man why do i give him
8:23 why then you put dramatic music in the background posting on facebook i don't want to hand my money to stupid people i'm stupid enough to ████ use this money why do why would i give it to even stupider people that's going to burn my money let's make this charge for emotions bro yeah yeah yeah promotion i should charge the government for emotions ████ playing with my heart and ████ what's your feelings all the time dude telling me you're gonna print out more money oh dude i just saved all this ████ money for what so you just give it to people just you can gesture with it you guys said i was pissed you know what sucks about like ████ they're charging for that emotion ████ my friend who's a skid row dentist can't even charge when they bite his hand what and he doesn't have aids does your friend have aids man maybe from a previous unrelated
9:13 encounter but not from that dude you everybody knows dogs have rabies homeless people got aids they'll ████ bite you with it that's just their ████ vampire blood yeah you can't like it's already they're already can't pay you for the dentistry in the first place they're like trying to take out academy and they're like they just do random ████ they just start yelling in the middle of it for like it gets skid row dentistry i didn't even know there was a thing dude something they get they gotta take 2000 and then sometimes they'll get bit and there's nothing he can do he just has to be like well got bit dude he should wear hot gloves spicy ass gloves no no the hot ones hot sauce like a home alone defense tactic are you going to buy my hands
10:03 while you're doing dentistry but then you put on the gloves you're like oh they're boiling hot what did i do the hot gloves i did it goes into your pores dude for sure it goes in your foot no dude yeah get those ████ hawk gloves like ████ town they're talented oh honestly if we're going to print out money we need to give it to people like ryan's friend getting bit by homeless people that's where we should get getting aids bro that's what that's what dentists do to relieve some of their debt from school as they do they ████ fix homeless people too they'll do skid row dentistry for like several years and these whole school guys shares you know what these homeless people got insurance that's the whole thing they probably you do it yeah you do it to like you're like servicing the community and how do they pay their debt that way uh they'll forgive your debt to do it for so many years it's like a really a crazy
10:53 program whoa well i guess for a 300 000 dentist school debt yeah yeah so that might be worth it yeah let's take ████ take a few homeless bites watch out do you just randomly start chomping i guess so i mean what most of the ████ that is happening with mentally ill people is safely to say random yeah yeah it's not but it's not guaranteed to all have mental illness but for sure all of them have aids watch out dude it's just no joke man i mean if you're getting your hand bit during a dentistry thing premeditated or not it's still the same result aids you don't even have to go get checked you just go get aids treatments immediately skip hiv that whole thing just goes right to aids huh yeah if you're lucky it's just rabies and you still can't charge nope nope
11:43 because you signed up for it boo so that's what you signed up for joe's in vegas right now bruh [Music] you
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