0:00 [Music] speaking of poetic justice oh something we love yeah greek police have arrested a man who was allegedly filmed kicking a cat into the sea while dining at an outdoor room like a ████ soccer kick like doing like that you had to do a soccer kick how's she gonna get that ████ in the sea like oh what other kind of in gross footage shared on social media three people can be seen sitting at a seafront eatery when they're approached by two felines a member of the party then entices one of the cats to the water's edge with a fish before kicking the animal oh my wow that's ████ dog that's premeditated yeah it's like first the whole thing say don't ████ with cats man they do not
0:51 flop okay that's a good documentary um if charged though he could face up to 10 years in prison holy ████ the cat's going to drop the charges yeah right yeah did the cat die did the cat die uh no cat's still swimming yeah silver lining he's like this ain't so bad because i know cats hate water but they could swim though they could swim so he could also be slapped with a maximum fine of 50 000 euros whoa that's a pretty high five and according to the outlet the cat was found to be unharmed after being taken to the vet by locals okay oh that's cool but imagine how ████ up that ████ is yeah punting a cat you're just like hey come here come here look come to this danger point so i can kick the ████ out
1:42 of you into a ████ seat yo have you all seen this ████ it was like uh last week or two weeks ago dude this dude was uh it was in la of course uh this dude this dude was hitting this dog like ████ oh my god and ████ bystanders saw what was going on and they beat the ████ out of this dude they ████ this dude broke his legs dude oh dude he saw that ████ luckily the dog was okay like it was like terrified he was like dragging the ████ around the dog yeah exactly a bomb or just some dog walker i don't know yeah he could have been absolutely dog walker so welcome back to bum or dog walker i would love to find out that that's not why it's just that he was a yankees fan just something similar what the ████ that happened
2:39 this was the the la incident um you don't see the dog you just see the aftermath of the guy yeah you see him getting his ass b let's see it's the greatest it's the greatest i won't feel this i won't feel like it's upsetting or just it would be satisfying warning oh morning extreme oh damn the guy was working bro the guy wasn't working there's a construction worker oh that's a small dog did you just see how it brought the community together like there was a white construction guy it was some black they look like the village people but like just attack it totally did that's so funny
3:38 [Laughter] yeah right now send these guys like the suicide squad into the yulin dogfights [Laughter] wasted those ████ look they're coming in with via plane like ████ parachute again with the same outfits they still got that ████ became a double dragon game the enemies were so assorted right yo they beat the ████ dude that dude that ████ stink was just ████ so did any of those people face charges do you know hell no they all got purple hearts [Laughter] keys to the city everybody has their own holiday in the city i pledge allegiance perspective jobs
4:30 you're a foreman now for that ████ what was that thing you hit them with it was like a two by four by 12. has the camera and he's like looking at like ████ was huge huge yeah it's like rough ████ once you break it down that tripod leg from you know when they're like looking at you [Laughter] why that i wanted it to break it half so that he would just have no one had to just you know a bat looks aggressive but a long stick just looks hilarious yeah it's hilarious yeah him 20 seconds to lift it up yeah it's a totally different conversation it's like larping yeah yeah it's not assault you know because he also got way close and that thing had some range yeah it took forever to ████ get down
5:23 i bet he missed every time he was like what he's doing the other way he's the homies [Laughter] every time he swings your back sorry it was big enough who hit his friend behind him dude he hits the dog and the guy's turning up sorry he was a mistake he hits the dog i love dogs i love dogs i love dogs i'm trying to hit him i'm sorry the dog ends up on the end of the stick [Laughter] yeah right but the way they were jumping the dude looks hilarious oh it looks so funny now some guy was punching it looks like watch it again to watch everyone everybody let's break this down we got to break this down i put it in slow-mo or something dog beat up
6:14 and it was the first thing that's so funny oh my goodness there's a longer club [Music] wait wait i have to say hold on timeout i didn't i didn't i talked a lot of ████ in this video i didn't know the dog what is the
7:05 yeah no one's asking this question ain't no dog disrespecting me you got his face to judgment yeah yeah you're right we gotta empathize yeah what did he say we didn't see the whole footage yeah we spoke we spoke too soon i'm like wait wait wait wait he talks ████ first see he's like ████ did you hear what he said to me that changes the whole conversation yeah disrespecting what it looks like he disrespected me back wait i got to hear the dog disrespecting me speaking to her baby oh my god he said he didn't think the dog was hurt he already beat him up like this he said yeah yeah you said hit that dog you ain't ████
7:57 if i was one of the dudes jumping them i'd be mad at the dude with the stick i'm like dude what the ████ you doing like why are you ████ too much run just you use your feet dog do what i'm doing dude you see me with a weapon yeah why you got a ████ stick the dog's disrespecting me he didn't obey me it does happen though if you guys have been a dog owner and you're like you're like okay you're like this dog always sits whenever i say sit and then like hey sit and then does it sit when all your friends are around yeah are you like really you're gonna do this right now wait till we get home everybody in front of everybody making me look like a fool in front of everybody every time you swear to your friends your dog does something they don't do it whenever they're alive oh yes disrespectful man so you try to tell the construction guys like hey look at what he can do right
8:49 that's what it was just in socks there's also that one dude who's in the fight who like his ass is out so he could pull out his pants watch watch him out yeah watch you can see it you can see his ass crack the people who beat the man for nearly a minute [Laughter] they still have that citizen's arrest that's great yes yes it doesn't seem like they've honestly i don't think i've ever seen it happen i've never seen it happen i don't even know how to correctly do it yeah what do you want to do you have to have a spear yeah is there a citizen's arrest in nevada nope i don't know how this works kill people do you get like you know how like with if you had zip ties and you restrained a person do you get like a kidnapping
9:39 charge or something like that or like a hopefully matt nevada is not a ████ ████ i would not want to ████ do a citizen's arrest no way i'm like bro ████ what if it's with the ████ he's got zip ties and we see some crimes going down yeah but it's a little like safety patrol for me hallway monitor he calls ems dude you know you know what's funny if i really think about it if i like saw some crime or something going on i don't know if i would like jump in and try and stop it i would just go away yeah but if i saw somebody being an animal oh yeah [Music] right yeah because like at what level are you allowed to citizens arrest like if someone was doing graffiti obviously that's too low level that they would probably be like don't citizens arrest well it was dope graffiti it was dope graffiti let it go you start watching oh that's just tight he starts doing it better he's like oh ████
10:29 what's your ig man i like your man really nice colors if you see a little girl getting kidnapped you're like i'm just leave it alone but then there's a dog getting kicked didn't you stop well why'd you throw little girls i know right yeah you definitely just told me i hate white people and he's ████ ending with this i think people would respond to amber alerts better if it said dead or alive like catch this guy catch this guy amber alert reward a million dollars everyone's doing it everyone's doing it i can't wait to citizens arrest everybody i would stand by a liquor store and wait for a kid to ████ steal some bubble gum so i could grab his ████ ass and be like citizens arrest you son of a ████ six year old ████ that sounds so weird that like if somebody said how does citizens arrest work if like
11:19 you're a business owner and you can't stop a guy from stealing your ████ oh yeah that's right yeah it's like weird because they tell you not to run after the um yeah but then a citizen cat just not the employees yeah they tell you you can't do that because of danger but if you're not afraid of danger you can arrest them that's actually the best explanation i remember one time one of my homies did a beer run and he ran out and one of the uh one of the things he was carrying one of the cases he was carrying a beer hat fell out and the ████ clerk ████ picked up the period through it this ████ ████ you know when it hits their back they do it like you guys like you got shot if it's not an open container that ████ hurts yeah i know that's so sick
12:09 it's dance yeah oh ████ [Music] you
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