0:00 so the guy the boyfriend he's XY right that's his chromosomes his y can only be from the dad so the X could be from the mom or some from the dad the girl is XX so it's probably 50/50 the boys DNA can only be from the dads interesting I don't even [Music] understand all right so there's this uh there's this 39-year-old mom who visits a fertility doctor named Burton Caldwell when trying to conceive okay um she was tricked by the Doctor uhoh Who told her the sperm would come from an anonymous medical student but it was from him it was from but it was actually his own what what is that the classic freaking move for did he bust in her no
0:52 right no I don't think that's how it works at the fertility doctor yeah um but let me make sure did he bust I don't know put apple on this is like the freaking basic move of every fertility doctor huh is really that common I know so many times that we've had this yeah I guess people just have an urge to just want to have like unfathered kids right like what is that about Mar but then how do they find out DNA test like right after or what probably biologically speaking that's what we want to do right like we naturally want to reproduce yeah in terms of like your carnal nature yeah yeah but what if you're a different ethnicity and then the baby comes out and it's the ethnicity of the doctors well yeah that's the but then everyone's asking for white donors anyway so really is that the most popular one based on Tinder rules oh man so uh the daughter
1:45 of that situation her name was uh Victoria I believe she end her secret discovering that her dad wasn't her biological father so to speak after taking a 23 mme test oh like way later on Dam and then did they tell her you're a SP spermed donor baby yeah turn it turns out that the Connecticut woman is one of at least 23 people claiming that they were conceived using Caldwell sperm who uh as she told this at her High School reading and she was like recounting the story like 20 years later her ex-boyfriend had noticed some similarities and decided to take the same genetic test they were and they were like I ████ my brother she later got text from him reading you are my sister no half though half half half half oh John SN John S
2:37 still nasty though hey that's kind of hot actually it's like the same DNA though no it's kind of hot because now it's like forbidden you know and we already ████ so we might as well do it again damn dude Sous and they're yeah they're not even 100% they're just 50/50s yeah but when they come together they're 100% that's nothing really it means nothing to me find a better article it's nothing that's not even news yeah if I had a hot sister and we had the same dad come on bud different mom but same dad if it's same mom is that nasty same mom and same dad mom is awful if it's same mom and same dad is
3:29 that I stole your joke I said it louder e that was so funny Anthony oh thanks man yeah I think it depends on how different like imagine one was half white half black the other one was half white half asian uhhuh I don't know that's pretty different to me half white half black the other one's half black half white that's just that's just a hot mix couple yeah yeah yeah yeah oh man what if it's like you came from the same mom but you both had different dads what do you mean a that would that's not okay we no that's the opposite that's the opposite cuz the other one is one dad two moms one mom to me how hot are they that's what matters you know like you know how like when Jewish people say you're not a real Jew unless your mom is a Jew yeah I think we should go by those you should go by those rules acoss the board how do you get a
4:19 Jewish mom then sound like a joke book joke yeah how do you get a Jewish mom how do you choose where to be born there there's probably a percent different now that I weirdly am analyzing this for the first time in my life there's got to be a percentage difference of if it's the same mom because you're like growing in the same womb versus if it's like different moms in the same sperm you know what I mean like the sperm is it's like the SPM gets out and then it does I thought genetics was 50/50 like that's what I'm saying the genetics is the same but like growing in the same womb and that person it's got to at least be 1% the RIS having a birth effect to shave either way though right yeah I would assume so cuz it's the chromal thing right so I don't remember all everything I learned so everything's going to be
5:09 wrong but so the guy the boyfriend um he's XY right that's his chromosomes his y can only be from the dad so the X could be from the mom or some from the dad the girl is XX so it's probably 50/50 so I don't know how that plays out in in this guard but the the the boy's DNA can only be from the dad's interesting I mean I don't know I don't even understand but I have a I have a thing so in the animal kingdom here we go oh great you you have the moms and the dads right and then they have kids in the animal kingdom they ████ yep all the time it's normal they don't have trying to make a Cas but they don't have like birth defects or whatever that's
6:00 just normal right no they do look at cocker spaniels but here's the thing it it's only ████ when you're born from your parents and then you breed back with them that's when it gets ████ so if you don't ████ your parents yeah because now but in this case oh so it's good we have the hook boys if you're like brother and sister even I think if you have the same dad but different moms I think it's still technically okay no that's not true because look at the Royal Family they have some issues they have ████ but they Harry's losing hair but don't they inbreed yeah they all in breed they have look at the fingers of Prince uh what's his name is it like this he got the sausage fingers oh and they say he has really bad breath like like halosis really bad is that what they say it's inbred breath in bre
6:51 he got inbred breath it's all over the Taps people can't stop isn't it funny how like the poorest people and the richest people are both inbred wow one wants to keep it in the family and the other one can't get anybody else that's weird holy ████ so it turns out in this situation she says looking back at her whole High School experience uh the news tarnishes the whole thing she said I'll put it out there I was intimate with my half brother it turns out Victoria even went primary school with another of her siblings unknowingly as well as visiting a local Deli owned by twins she's related to dude that's crazy they all the dad can they all do a class action law like dude you ████ us up we have so much trauma I don't know maybe the uh the moms can though cuz they went to the sperm clinic and he just came in a cup and said that's like
7:41 false advertising right if like you say that this sperm Co is from some man and aren't they paying for it like they're actually paying money for that so he wanted to save money and then and then he's not cheating anyone he's a doctor he's a smart guy you know like he probably went to like some school that's nice but so you know like this is obviously we could focus on all the bad stuff that's happening to this girl cuz there is a lot of bad stuff but with all the explanations you just showed out was like she just got born into a dope ass Network she's she's got she's got butchers right who else camel camel trainers dope ass Network they own a deli yeah and it's like yeah you're my half tomato farmer I may not know you that well but like from now like we're blood now so there's a she got she got to ████ her brother too you know what I'm saying so like you can all visit her he she ████ she's a brother ████ and whatever she ends up whatever she
8:31 ends up doing I'm sure the network is just get bigger and bigger and they're going to have this cool little little family pod that they're going to wouldn't you guys want to wake up one day and know that you're a part of a secret organization that didn't know it was secret of butchers yeah think about dude the butcher Society one of my homies he works at he worked at Whole Foods uhhuh at the at the butcher section come on bro the the come- UPS you get on yeah cuz you get to bring the lamb chops home bro I'm getting Prime New York rib I mean RI eyes and New York strips for the price of flat meat see that's a secret organization that's that's harmless but v v beneficial you know what I mean I want to be a part of that kind of conspiracy all you got to do is ████ your brother or just be a product can I at least have a sister thought about it he like he's like well at the end of the
9:22 day riy tastes like rib it's Prime baby it's it's good stuff what's the age Gap what's the age Gap with you and your brother me and my brother 12 oh damn good luck never mind what's he doing the good thing about ████ your brother is there's no birth defects it's just for sex it's not even to have a kid and you don't you're not guaranteed in the club either that's a funny you're breeding Jo and his brother [Laughter] together it's going to work I swear nothing happen you guys just ████ you're ashamed you're just ashamed why do so we can get discounts on RI I'm a [Music]
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