0:00 Benihana. That's how I could have Asian food every day. >> HIBACHI EVERY DAY? LET ME DUDE. >> Every meal is 2 hours long? >> Imagine day 700. He does the same jokes. >> Yeah. >> The volcano. >> And he's going to be like, just give me the fried rice, man. >> Welcome to another episode of the Careful Boys. Hey, you can only eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life. Which one? >> All right, I'm going to I already know you're going to say Chipotle. >> No, what the hell? I'm going to throw up, dude. Dude, I'm going to throw up right now. >> Wow. >> Damn, you're >> One restaurant. Choose wisely or forever hurt. >> So ████ hard the rest of my life every ████ day three >> So you got two options. You got variety like a Chinese cafe.
0:51 >> Delicious Food Corner or Burger King. >> That's your >> Or like a bomb-ass specialty. >> And is it where where has to be like in Vegas or LA? >> If I live if Just a restaurant. Just pick a damn restaurant. >> Why does region matter? >> Cuz I want to know if it's realistic like I've got to drive there every day now. >> OH, OKAY. OH. NO, YOU ████ YOU CAN live anywhere you want. You teleport. You teleport. You just eat that food. >> They're in your living room. How about that? Oh. And they come to you. >> You You always have to drive and it's always traffic. >> You're invited to a ████ >> be and it has to be your plate alone is that food. >> Has to be a pinpointed place. You can't say like Montebello Mall food court. Has to be like one one spot. >> Like Denny's. >> Yes. >> One business license. That's it. >> Yeah, exactly.
1:41 Hey, if you get like a diner >> One EIN. >> Wait, so So if you say if you say Denny's it has to go to that one Denny's? You can't do Denny's as a franchise? >> Nick go first. >> If you get a diner though, you do get variety. >> Yeah. I thinking something like that where you can get more bang for your buck. Cuz at that point if >> Well then we we should all pick Cheesecake Factory. >> They got Asian food though. >> Do they? >> Yeah, they >> Nah, that's not going to cut it. I don't think it's going to cut it, dude. So it has to be it has to be one EIN number, right? One EIN number, that's how you register it. >> I was going to try to cheat the system. I'm like, man I'm just eat at the Wynn. >> And there's like all these THERE'S ALL THESE ████ RESTAURANTS. >> YO, Wynn buffet might be it. >> Wynn buffet though. Oh yeah, it is. >> The Wynn that's good. >> What is the best buffet of Vegas? >> I think I think Bacchanal will win. >> I like Wynn buffet the best, man. >> Yeah, maybe Wynn buffet. >> I'll tell you what, they definitely
2:32 whoop Wicked Spoon's ass. >> Yeah? >> Yeah, Wicked Spoon's whatever. >> Wicked Spoon's suck. >> Ever since Oh, except for now they do buy one get one. >> No, but that's why it sucked. >> I have to tell you, I went to the I went to the buy one get one. It was hella ghetto because this deal brought out ████ you know, North Vegas. And the ████ it there was fights. People were fighting at the gelato station. It was ghetto, bro. It was like ████ Century Club. >> Wicked. >> Everyone said Wicked Spoon was so good. I went to go check it out. >> to be. >> Nah, it sucked, dude. >> It used to be prime time. >> I like Wynn. I like Wynn buffet. >> I like Wynn buffet. >> Wynn buffet has stood the test of time. >> What's that one where it's like unlimited seafood? >> Crazy buffet. >> Crazy Vegas buffet on Sahara. >> That's Bart's choice. >> That's the one that like Bree got food poisoning at, I think.
3:22 >> Bart picked Crazy Buffet with a K. >> No, I didn't. >> Wynn buffet, dude. Wynn or Bacchanal? >> Hey, no buffets. Hey, no buffets. Let's make it harder. No buffets. No bu Dude, remember Circus Circus buffet? We're like, hey what kind of meat is that? The guy is like, I don't know, man. >> He said I said, is that beef? He said, it should be. >> It's corned. >> Who answers that way? >> Guy who works at Circus Circus. >> All right, no no buffets. No buffets. Got to be specific. >> That's ████ up. Why you got to ████ us up like that? >> I didn't say that. >> I got mine already and I this is it. >> Oh, good. >> Gyu-Kaku. >> Oh, Gyu-Kaku. >> I'll eat Gyu-Kaku for the rest of my life. >> Breakfast, lunch, dinner? >> Yes, I could do that. >> Wow. >> I could do that. I could do that. >> What would you eat there for breakfast? >> Bistro hanger steak. >> That's ████ gangster.
4:13 >> That's a heavy ass breakfast. >> By afternoon, colon cancer. >> Holy ████ >> Yeah, no, I could I could do Gyu-Kaku. I'm done. >> Wow, three times a day? >> Gyu-Kaku, crazy buffet, what do you want? >> No, no crazy buffet. No crazy buffet. >> Chinese buffet. >> Bro, this is my this might be the hardest This might be harder than who you rather have sex with. >> It is harder. It is harder At least that's two choices. But okay, if that's hard then just answer the first question there, who would you rather have sex with? >> I already gave you my answer. It's my father. Dad. >> Savoy Kitchen? No, I can't do that. Damn, this is really hard. I'm kind of leaning Korean. >> Il Fornaio? >> If I'm not ████ around, I'm kind of leaning towards Korean. >> Like Korean barbecue? >> A Korean spot. >> Yeah. >> Or like a Kalbi Jjim spot. >> Like a soup? >> I feel like the Kalbi like like the soup spots like I everything.
5:03 >> Not everything. They don't got pancakes. >> They got They got savory pancakes. >> Which ████ Korean spot you don't got pancakes? >> They don't got pancakes? They all Some of them might have like mochi pancakes. >> you meant I thought you meant the seafood pancake. >> No, this spot got everything. >> They got scallion pancakes, good ████ Like all the stuff that you're looking for. >> They don't got ████ omelets. >> Dude, that's hard, man. I think if I had to pick >> Chubby Cattle. >> I'm I'm going to have to go with having the Chubby World. >> Dude, Chubby World, my god. >> I think I might pick a Korean barbecue spot. >> Which one? >> Name it. >> Or like a Or like a like a A Sushi spot. >> Soondubu Jjigae? >> But you could eat sushi every day. >> Sushi >> But the the thing about the A Sushi like the spots that I go to, they got they got everything though. They got like chicken, they got beef. It's true. There's a lot of There's a lot of spots cuz I think about a lot of those Asian
5:53 restaurants, they got like chicken teriyaki, beef teriyaki, salmon teriyaki. So, they got all those you know protein. >> What's the name of the place you're picking? >> I can't I can't I can't blow up the spot. I can't I can't blow up the spot. >> What do you mean? Oh, I'm sure the spot will appreciate that. >> There's there's no I'm gatekeeping this one. >> Wow, you can't spell gatekeeper without gay. >> Yeah, you can't. >> What's wrong with saying to-dai out loud? >> to-dai >> Is it California or here? >> It's called It's in California. >> Region's very important for Bart. >> Yeah. Call it Kai Bok. >> Is this a omakase place? So, that you could eat every single day through >> I think I could. >> Wow. >> I think I got to go >> The variety for Zush. >> Shut up. That's a great answer. Wow. >> I think if I had to go every day cuz cuz this is This is how I base it on. They got steak. I love eggs and whatever. Could be eggs and toast, eggs and steak, egg
6:44 whatever. Eggs boiled or boiled, whatever, right? I need my eggs in the morning. Um and what's cool about like Hong Kong cafes is they have a good mix of Western stuff. Like if I want to get a club sandwich or a BLT, they can make that. And then the friend get a ribeye. Yeah, I can get a ribeye. And then dinner would just be I can switch through like infinite Asian things that I grew up with like egg and tomato or Singaporean vermicelli. >> Damn, you're right. That is a good menu. >> It's a good pick. >> JJ's cafe >> Yeah, I think a Hong Kong cafe, honestly. >> But that's basically cafe buffet, same thing. You can't choose it. >> You can get chicken wings. >> And you'll satisfy the nostalgia. >> Yeah, that too. >> It hits all the beats. >> You're like, oh, I want that home cooking. You're like, I want a bubble waffle. >> You get that orange iced tea.
7:34 >> And they have 1 million drinks. >> Last chance to not pick crazy buffet though. >> No, not crazy buffet. No, no, no. I'd have to go with that JJ's. >> And it's J's, it's they're like B across the board. >> Yeah. That's true. It's not too good. >> A, but then when when you get something that's A plus >> They upgraded. >> It's so good that you actually can't have it every day. >> That's true. >> You need something that's kind of like B C to like eat it every single day. >> But just remember you got to eat their breakfast, lunch, and dinner, right? >> Yeah. >> That means every day from Vegas you got to drive to Monterey Park. >> That's what I'm trying to nail down the logistics. I'm trying to nail down the logistics, see? See? >> What if What if you had to pick an American chain? >> Oh, that's ████ >> Well, that's why he picked Wacado. >> They're gone, pal. >> I ate Wacado like every day when I worked there. >> American >> you had to pick like a Chili's
8:24 >> Oh, Zippy's all day. >> Yeah? >> Yeah. >> Zippy's every day? >> Yeah. >> American chain >> I would I would go Zippy's. >> You're going to literally turn brown. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> But you there's got some like you can get like ████ >> You can get oxtail soup. >> Yeah, oxtail >> Not but like >> Name one vegetable there. >> Yeah, you need some fruit. Can I get >> They got like a green thing in the oxtail soup. >> The green thing, the garnish? >> Zippy's does have a lot of good stuff. >> Yeah. >> You're going to get so fat, so slow, so fast. >> An American chain though? That's kind of like my loophole. >> All right, all right, that's fair. >> American chain? >> American chain. >> If you had to pick one. >> Cracker Barrel? >> I was going to say Cheesecake, but the problem is if you eat Cheesecake enough everything starts tasting the same. >> That's true. >> Like all the different plates. >> You get >> Yeah, burger or fish and chips >> It just tastes like chicken. >> seasoning, dude. >> Yeah, it just tastes the >> That's true, yeah.
9:14 >> Once in a while it's really good, but if you eat it too regular >> It's almost like too dependable. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> What about like Texas Roadhouse? >> Oh. >> Texas Roadhouse. >> But it's hard to eat that every I don't know if they got breakfast. >> can't eat barbecue every day like >> You just said Gyu-Kaku. >> That's literally Japanese barbecue. >> That's different, but I can't have Texas barbecue every day. >> Oh, that's heavy. That's heavy. >> It's too heavy. >> Cuz like you know like the barbecue sauce like it's going to be the same. >> heavy, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's that sauce. >> And and so sugary. You guys none of you guys said Applebee's? >> It's crazy. >> Yeah, mine you you would have to go to a chain restaurant like like a BJ's or like a >> What's yours, Anthony? >> Low-key the last time we went to BJ's, that ████ was kind of nice. >> If it had to be an American chain, I'd have If it's an American chain and I have to eat there every day, I have to go to a restaurant that also has a bar. >> Great great cons. >> All right. Benihana. >> That's how I could have Asian food every
10:05 day. >> HIBACHI EVERY DAY? THAT MEAN DUDE >> Every meal's 2 hours long? >> Imagine day 700. He does the same jokes. >> Yeah. >> The volcano. >> And you know he's got to be like "No, just give me the fried rice, man." >> And you're always sitting with 10 strangers and you got to do the Yeah, he's like "I want some shrimp today." He's like >> Yo, I I Tell me I've never had hibachi like that, but everyone that tells me they do it, they're always hungry at the end. Is that true? >> I am when I when I eat there cuz I don't eat the shrimp and that's like half of the ████ >> It's never enough. >> Every time Joe wants water, they're like >> Wait, which one's yours, Anthony? >> It Does it have to be an American chain? >> I might I might go with like BJ's. BJ's might be it. I got a soft spot. >> BJ's? >> I got a soft spot. I used to work there. Remember? I used to be a driver. >> Oh, really? >> I used to be a delivery driver at BJ's
10:56 in my like last year of college. >> Didn't realize you were a driver. >> The right answer is CPK. That's the right answer. >> BJ's I think is better. >> It is. It is. It is. >> For pizza? >> Oh. >> And and just more across the board. >> Everything. Everything you want. >> really good ribeye, too. >> What about Black Bear Diner? >> That place was huge, too. >> I only know the one in Buena Park. >> Anytime the menu was this ████ thick, you're like yeah, dude. That's what you >> They're all over all in a bunch of states. >> What would you eat for breakfast at BJ's? >> At BJ's for breakfast? >> A Pizookie? >> I don't think they're open until 11. >> Yeah, they're not open until 11. >> Come on. I have to just get like avocado egg rolls. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> That's bomb. >> What about Panera Bread? Is that good? I haven't been there. >> I think it's No, Panera's pretty good, but I don't think I don't think you could eat that every day. >> Panera Bread tastes like like the s███████ version of bread you get at the supermarket. That's what it tastes like. I have Last time I had it, I was like,
11:47 "Bro, this is the most underwhelming meal I've ever had." >> I just don't like it cuz it's Gavin Newsom's friend that owns it. >> Yeah, and then they got away with the whole >> Yeah. >> We just do like a whole grocery store, like Acapulco or something. >> Dude, Cardinale's Market then. >> Yeah, you know. >> You can't do a market. >> No, you can't. >> That's how the rules. That's how the rules. >> Food's already cooked. Okay, well then I for sure just need to be a It's got to be a restaurant that has a bar. If I got to eat there every day, I better be able to drink eventually. >> Which one did you pick? >> Crazy Crazy Buffet. >> You talking about American? >> Crazy Buffet. >> one's yours? >> If we said American chain, if it's American >> You said JJ America Cafe. >> Oh, JJ. Oh, so JJ's, can you get Vietnamese food cuz that's your favorite, isn't it? >> It's one of my favorite, but no, YOU CAN'T GET >> DAMN, YOU'RE NOT GOING to miss that? >> I guess my closest would be like wonton noodle soup. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Kind of like of I don't know, closest thing I get to a >> Can I say Costco? Is that a restaurant?
12:37 >> The Costco food court? >> Damn, the options are very low though. >> And that's two EINs. >> Free free samples. >> What are EINs right there? >> You could just eat off free samples. At least there's variety. >> Oh, but Costco just the food court? >> The whole building. >> Oh, that's crazy. >> PF Chang's so I could still eat Asian food. >> I never even ate there before. Is it good? >> Avocado egg rolls is Asian. >> But that's all you'll get though. >> I got the Chinese salad or whatever the ████ >> But wouldn't you guys miss Asian food? >> Hell yeah. >> Cuz I was thinking diner has >> Yucatec >> But it has to be Oh, I guess it's American chain. >> I miss Asian food all the time. >> Zippy's is arguably Asian. >> But it's American Asian. >> Hawaii chain. >> I think Zippy's is the is it though. If I had to choose an American chain. >> Oh. >> Kahala location has sushi. >> So that's the specific That's the EIN you're going to take. >> And you can get bacon. You can get a
13:28 cheesecake there. You can get some poke there. >> For Thanksgiving, they have Thanksgiving dinner if you want that. And then like Christmas roast and stuff, so. >> Oh, what's that one Thai restaurant that's in Silver Lake? That's the one I would pick for American chain. >> Palm? Is it the Palm or something? >> Ruam Mit >> Sticky rice. Sticky rice. >> Not Ruam Mit? >> The one he took us to with the crispy pork belly? >> No, that's that's crispy pork gang. >> Oh, crispy pork >> No, but sticky rice I would I would go sticky rice. >> Damn, that's bomb. Bart's like >> Cuz he hates seafood, right? >> What? I love seafood. >> Anytime you bring >> Not when Viet's around. >> Not when Viet's around? No.
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