0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another Fitness episode of the careful boys where we have Mr Jared and Dr Mike over here everybody the brightest M greatest it's all brain no Brown over here so we want to talk about Fitness influencers we want to talk about the good and the bad we heard you guys were talking about a couple on your guys' show on you guys' YouTubes and you know I'm I'm curious about Fitness nowadays and I you know I'll be going down the gram I'll be going on YouTube I'll be looking at stuff you know I'm going to admit some stuff and you could tell me if they're cool or not I've seen some videos from like this dude I forget his name but he's uh does aen X is that a good one huh be honest oh Mr Jeff Cavalier that's one guy Cavalier
0:54 cavali oh ████ wait is he the keto guy or the the the the in minuted uh he looks like he's 100 years old but he PT guy yeah he's a PT guy that says a lot of stuff about physical therapy yeah yeah yeah and he takes markers and he draws the different cations of his ████ muscles and stuff to show you what's Co probably 70 or 80% of a ████ is just right on and it's just totally good um but some fraction of his stuff is like questionable whether or not like so he'll make claims like don't do this movement cuz it'll get you hurt and you're like if you know things like Jared and I do we like we give that like Thomas soul like it's by no means clear face anyone who catches that please comment I love you a million is an economist yeah we're really nerdy we don't have friends in room I know who he is we have parasocial relationship okay well say 7 70% is
1:44 still pretty 7% is pretty good over index on the ████ he tells you not to do you're just like getting it's like someone who's like okay eat super healthy run a lot do push-ups it's great great never ever ever talk to people named Bob ever and you're like okay that seems kind of out of place what's die children are going to die and you're like okay well the rest of the ████ sounds the other 70% was good yeah cuz he's like he'll be like oh like you know do squats and deadlifts and eat well and you're like oh it's great and I try this row it works great oh my God he can't miss and he's like if you do one upright row your shoulders will detonate thermonuclear shoulder war will occur you're going to die people around you are going to die and you're like that makes you question the reason it makes you question reasonable but as as educated sport scientists we're here
2:34 to tell you that he's chalk full of reasonable ████ but now you have a problem you filtering problem you don't know being not expert ████ like you just looking people maybe that's just the fact that he's got to be like constantly content creation you got you got to spin that ████ that's what I thought too is like you eventually get kind of like there's a cap to how much you can say the same things right or like what else are they going to create I don't know F there's always new audience though that's why he's kind of catching wind again to be honest he's saying a lot of the same ████ he said back when I was in high school but it's just new videos saying a different way so who are some of your favorite uh people that are out there like same Fitness ████ Renaissance periodization oh jez Jer self it's like yes mostly on there really I'm I like that I always like Michael Jackson's Fitness advice yeah he was good he's great about youth
3:24 Fitness okay why is that so funny it's cuz me and him we go back and forth on Michael Jackson oh my God ████ the rest of this conversation we go we me and Joe debate honestly so um the guy who runs our our YouTube channel Scott the video guy him and I go back and forth about Michael Jackson I just can't stand it what's your St stance okay my stance was originally neutral then my friend Ashley Ashley K you know who you are she was like Hey you would find this 4H hourong documentary on HBO MH Finding Neverland whatever the ████ it was called yeah we found that ████ too it turns out a couple of ████ little kids found it a bit early if you feel me and it was not unpopulated place there was a population one Mr Michael Jackson and you know the
4:14 population density was very high he's very close to the children enough allegory that for if you haven't seen it and you love Michael Jackson's music and you think that the world is morally neutral and you're okay knowing bad things happen but you don't care about them like you eat meat you're okay with like you know defensive Warfare just don't ever watch those four hours I watched it over and over and I think it's fake as ████ oh ████ we got a conspiracy he got the video guys the same way he refuses to even acknowledge that there were documentaries she's like oh you mean by those Liars who lied and said in court that Michael Jackson didn't do anything and I was like he's like in a court of law and I'm like people lie in court all the time he's like nonsense Michael Jackson's innocent cuz Michael Jackson like there's levels to music and this ████ done broke through all of them like he is and so it's tough to blame him for the completely heinous insane and obvious
5:05 over evidenced ████ he's done to dozens of children it's not dozens it's only three I'm like what do you really do tell them to bend over so he could touch his own self like I me come on he did all kinds of ████ like that yeah you only had a little Jesus Juice with them I don't see what the problem with that is and you guys don't enjoy a good sleepover I don't understand and Joe's a plus or minus three kids guy just in case it's all like it's all hazy in that range you never know you know yeah you know listen I wish I had never known that ████ about Michael Jackson cuz the first time I heard chin is not my son Billy Jean after the ████ it was kind of like in like ████ uh Blackhawk Down when the guy gets up and there's a guy like and he can't hear that's how I heard ████ Billy
5:56 Jean after that I was just like oh my God that's not good cuz you know he was like the chid is not my son Jared now talking about in the car I believe you I believe you cuz he was not looking for a het of res sexual relationships with women you can't remove the artist and the human they found porn they found porn in his house he likes porn it was all child porn porn it's regular porn porn dude he had layers of ████ like making sure people didn't find out did you guys know that Michael Jackson has no biological children blanket what really that's a conspiracy Google Google that does Google a conspiracy who does who does blanket or Paris who do they who do they belong to blanket and Paris biological children really really that's what I've been L to believe someone else believe it though
6:46 someone else dad legit you ever see that that interview with Michael Jackson Marie Presley's children who's the dad the conspiracy is that it's one of his friends that impregnated her for him it's not his actual kid look like Michael at all father oh yeah well based off of this they needed 23 of me I would say based off like I would imagine BL pick music you know you think they'll share that Harrison Prince's mother Debbie row has publicly stated Michael Jackson is not his children's biological father days after Michael Jackson's death in 2009 at the age of 50 his ex-wife Debbie Rose spoke to a British tablet about nothing but net and then uh blanket was born to another surrogate mother who had no idea Jackson would be the father I don't know what that statement means that's complicated not my son he said it early he was right wait so it's not uh Lisa Marie Presley's
7:37 kid says a serate whose identity has never been disclosed blanket who now goes by BG you know it was PYT that ████ it up for really why yeah cuz I thought pretty young a girl sure he is he's talking about young like 18 to 22 also I told myself that but I will tell you what it doesn't matter the jam is still a jam Joe he ████ Michael jackon again like that ████ comes on and you're like I hate ████ pedophiles all those piece of ████ they all need to burn and the ████ the ████ like ████ what's that ████ like Thriller comes on and all of a sudden I'm doing this ████ I'm like I can't stop baby like I'm a monster too he was a real monster kind worth it though if everything about Disney was true all that ████ Walt Disney yeah wasn't you like an anti-semite well and also just
8:28 like they they try say like pedopilia has opinions godamn it like pedophilia all that ████ you telling me I'm just I'm never going to put on another Disney movie while I have a nice young lady over we're going to watch CoCo together not because she's Latina yeah he's not going to watch the movie yeah come on if the movie is in set of course I'm watching the ████ movie yeah I'm going to watch all the Disney movies yeah yeah I know cuz the animators weren't all pedopiles I don't care 100% of that's for real I'm watching the movies I removed the the master from their crime that's right uh Hugo Boss I think designed the Naz uniforms and that's why they look so cool they look ████ great terrible people amazing ████ drip Swag like it's just OD I like you boss doesn't ████ miss it
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11:00 well I want a VW bus those are the worst bus not the bus I want the bus I want the bus want some white women with armpit hair too to go along that shag I shag all right I'll take the white girls not the hair really openhearted people that just love to love love to love I see them a lot in Hawai they usually have they usually have a pocket full of crystals too yes crystals are good you always got to keep going around H yeah just in case just in case nothing effect will be around this one's for Success this one this is for wealth they're like projecting their success they're like manifesting but you also got have to charge them you have to leave them out in the sun so they can charge so they have energy that's how they charge them was it called The Law of Attraction is my wife and I were watching dating
11:51 shows what is that is that where you like whatever you put out there comes to you yes and this's one guy describing it and un there was one of the yeah that's right right there was these two people what's it called like love island or some ████ like that and there's like a Korean version which is dope as ████ but then that we watch in the regular American version and these two people met up you know cuz they put on many dates on the ████ Island and they're like like what are you up to blah blah blah and in two seconds they were like yeah like Law of Attraction whatever like oh I'm totally into that and I was like the ████ so we paused it Googled it and we were like so law of attraction is like whatever like Vibes you put out into the world are going to come back tfold you can if you really think that you're schizophrenic I don't know what else to tell you like you don't have a non-physical effect on the outside world you're 8 years old developmentally or you're off the ████ cliff and you need medical attention and both of these young beautiful adults are like yep I'm
12:41 into that ████ dude if I was on that dating show and she was like I'm into law of attraction it be like ████ like gravitation and ████ she's like no no no she described it i' be like I got to ████ not me able to consent they got IQ under 100 say what they all have a IQ under 100 on those shows I swear to God that for it cuz yeah you're too smart get the ████ out 100% they know how to pick on dude they know to pick I don't have enough game to be on a show like that being honest for some reason I think you might kill it yeah dud i' I'd fold up I'd ████ I don't think those like goes IND your ████ just back in I just be like that time like like just a totally just get my neurotic Jew character a new girl comes in the show like oh she's beautiful hi my name is Mike the guys on those shows man again um
13:32 maybe the straightest person ever yeah talking about like like railroad not the ████ that turns either the straight St one way downtown Pittsburgh like that and we were watching those dating shows my wife and I and I'm like yeah the girls are fine as they're all fine as hell whatever seen one you seen them all type of ████ the boys like look like I am so straight I am so straight they're all like charming and ████ and they're beautiful are they real alpha males but subtly bro like one of them like cuz like I've kind of out I'm the as b as Alpha look like I look like a ████ whatever nobody's going to add Alpha me on a ████ show but I was on a show and a ████ was like what up I be the ████ he just be like my ears look like they do I look like I'm been in a few fist fights the ████ out of my face no no no it wasn't
14:22 that it was this one guy was like putting this ████ hardcore game down on this ████ and he was like the most ey lasered ████ ever he was like I really just find you exceptionally attractive creep yo bro no no but he was so ████ beautiful he did it with so much goddamn conviction he cooked her ass he just cooked her on live TV he's like I'm really unun and I really think we should do something and she's just like okay okay the good looks already did have the work ████ and I was like if I was her I would be peeing myself yeah with lust The Law of Attraction Laws of Attraction he's got to put it out there dude soon as he put it out oh we were talking about Fitness influencers but this is good yo oh yeah they end up being Fitness influ dud some of those guys are famous influencers really yeah like cuz like okay so truth be told when
15:12 I watch these shows mostly I'm high as ████ cuz like sober I'm just like these people are ████ idiots watch Dum watch if you're high I understand I'm like I get all the in like the psychodynamics and they're all primates and it's great so one one of the times is n watching a zoo I'm going to watch it tonight so I'm high as ████ with my wife who's sober and uh putting up my ████ and we're watching one of these shows and I'm like wait a minute these are real people this is like 2021 the show was filmed and I'm like cuz to me they're famous as soon as you're on TV holy ████ yeah and then I was like wait a minute let's go look at their Instagrams or whatever and like they got less following than I do and they're like in Fitness sort of like I they might know who I am yeah and because one of those guys walked up to me in like dragons lair in Vegas was like Dr Mike I follow ████ be like I'm peeing L but he doesn't break eye
16:03 contact and he just staring at you the whole time oh my God I'm like a ████ hot dog in don't worry I pre-cooked I'm already ████ ready on the inside we have some fans that are were on a 90-day fiance really and I was like damn that's crazy we watch you it was on the other way you know when they go to their country it's called like 90day fiance the other way yeah no functioning sewer system and ████ like that why would you want come through America with me some fine ass people in countries like that that's where Jerry's gone there's a humanitarian disaster and it's got brown women in it Jerry's there moving bricks and ████ build the poorer the country the more beautiful everyone is I should it's a good idea we going to make a farm we got this all planned out really where here or southeast Asia what
16:54 do we here there like a network bring them from quality of life I me I like that less giant centipedes more sewage systems yeah more seage system jar let's talk about the pluses and minuses of getting you to Vietnam on the plus side Vietnamese girls let's game over yeah total respect total respect if you're a ████ if you're a woman and whatever race you are I don't care and you think you're fine there's always a Vietnamese ████ that's going to outshine you she's there she's like wherever you walk into some club and you're like oh my God I'm hot ████ some vietnames girl walks by you're like what angels and then and then so you're Jared right so you're like I'm there the Jarry force and then you were looking at like the tour guide thing in the airport for
17:46 Vietnam and it's like oh like our spirit animal and it's real and it's everywhere is the ████ foot long giant centi and you're like but the girls just go to Westminster or or Texas Houston there's enough here Vietnamese Americans are different oh really yeah authentic wait why are they different we just got him some heavy racism you just wave that right off no I'm just saying there's a lot of them is all I'm saying viese girls in America dude they that's what he likes oh he loves that yeah you did oh no back to Michigan or whatever yes this is your flavor you know it just happened cuz the Vietnamese girls here is everybody's noral of Vietnamese but the inside of a Latina that's everywhere that's Jerry's ultimate
18:36 girl come on over to Garden Grove you need to go to Houston then Houston Westminster Santa Ana there's many many vietnames I think just coming on the show is really open it's an Outreach can you do like a presidential candidacy speech on here like dear uh Brown women of the world I I'm Jared feather and I want to be elected as your superhero God and I will make sweet love to each and every one of you if I'm appointed we have to do this right there man there's always a Jew wri in the [Laughter] ████ you can't underhand pitch me the ████ like this that's true bow oh ████ need a Jew rball dude well except I'm Jewish so I miss the te spraying my ankle I know the the
19:28 Best Orthopedist that's a typical like if you're like a New York Jew guy sounds really racist but I'm Jewish remember you can't cancel me for this ████ um you're always like getting treatment for minor ████ that you're not supposed to have at your age but you brag to people to make up for it by how good the ████ orthopedist is Mor High what happened to your ankle I don't know I woke up at night and it was swollen I'm getting it treated but the the same doctor that does the New York Jets and you're like my God for how awful your genetics are being alive and in one shape you sure do have connections with the best that's what matters sry true oh man this is funny because I used to work at a mortgage company with a lot of Jewish dudes you said it all
20:18 already with how long is my stereotype but we we would compete Asians versus Jews everyone loses downhill who would get more who can be more neurotic Jews are like oh Asian like I'm not neurotic I just don't tell anyone about it Jews ████ Asians have the same am of neurosis but they just keep it all in
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