0:00 thank you [Music] so did you guys see that Mark Zuckerberg won his first Jiu Jitsu competition I heard about it some people were saying it was rigged why just because it's conspiracy circling him always what we're using did they let him win I haven't seen it you think they let him win because he's Mark Zuckerberg I think sometimes if you compete against a guy like you go in a competition and you're like oh I'm just gonna compete I'm a white belt I haven't done a competition before and then he looks across and the guy who's gonna compete against him is ████ Mark Zuckerberg that might be like uh that might make somebody nervous you know it may not compete as well just because he's like ████ that's Mark Zucker speaking as a dude who's done Jiu Jitsu tournaments would that affect you personally I think everything affects me
0:51 but do you think they'll let Mark like as he's like as he's losing Whispers in his ear like I'll give you a billion dollars yeah that'd be time right now then you yeah you ████ tap him so let's do Lottery let's say that you right if you matched up with against Mark Zuckerberg and he really did say hey just go easy on me and I'll give you like a little something would that change anything in your actions [Laughter] sell out the tournament anyway is it's more for yourself right yeah yeah you go out there to test yourself unless you want the ████ dinky little 20 medal then yeah but what if Jeremy's on the side going kill get him yeah then I have to I have to weigh out the pros and cons in my head in the moment of like what I'm gonna do he also didn't specify what a little
1:43 something was yeah okay though it's like you don't want to lose to Mark Zuckerberg though what if he goes if you let me win I will give you a gold check mark I'm like what is that get that ████ like you only got it because he he won it from Mark Zuckerberg dude but I only use instant [Laughter] Instagram two banners as well I have a question though I think part of me wants to beat up Mark Zuckerberg wow like as a competitor you know what I mean like you're gonna want to try to beat him you don't want to lose him and ████ that's okay I have a question speaking of that do you think like because Bart the other day was talking about how he had to wrestle a blind guy yeah in high school right do you think
2:34 like losing to Mark Zuckerberg is worse or like equal to losing to another human with a disability I think it's not I don't think it's equal yeah I don't think it's equal because it's suckerberg I think it's kind of our question look just see him think because I feel like he's going to the whole match in his head yeah when I really lose not because in my head I'm like What's what's the standard of competing with somebody you know what I mean are you more afraid of Mark Zuckerberg saying hey um I'll give you some money if you'd let me win or if he says if you don't let me win see what happens I I think I respond better to negative
3:25 reinforcement so if you want me to get to do something I'll be like yeah okay language I hear you he just deletes Lighthouse oh no that's cool I think Colleen's yelling at me on the sideline too ████ yeah so he won the gold medal in the nogi master one white belt featherweight division is that impressive yeah what's the organization is ibjf uh it just says BJJ tour competition okay is that yeah no the fact that he wins that's pretty
4:15 cool look Mark Zuck is that Zuckerberg is a winner dude this guy is pretty cool he can also speak Chinese wow see can you believe I'm trying to use I don't even speak Chinese I can hardly believe it how dare you I just I just found out today that you're Chinese yeah what do you think I was honestly I thought you were some Southeast Asian yeah because you're really dark I am dark so have you always been dark just wait till it's always been your thing wait till Sunday from all the tournaments that you've done just Jiu Jitsu yeah has have you ever been intimidated by anything like all the times like what just like so I'll compete against a guy and I'll be like that guy looks so scary has has a guy ever like said something under his
5:05 breath that you like oh no like because I think once you're in it you're in it bro no one ever talks during those matches like not everyone's pretty friendly are you allowed to talk they might they might yell at you they might tell you to like shut up they don't win they don't whisper in your ear in the middle of like a hole or something because I would totally I haven't had that I would totally whisper like like I'd probably be half my game yeah you smell so good yeah the strategy you would think in some people or they fight and they whisper things to mentally get you because it's a mental game right yeah I think so but I I just not really common yet it might be in a couple years it might be the new ████ thing that everyone does yeah just imagine like you're winning and then they say that one thing I'm gonna kill you you don't have a quote you're prepared for those moments should I when your mouth just ends up next to his ear yeah if you don't say nothing you're gonna lose what if it's like a simple little compliment like
6:13 has anyone ever like when they announced like like uh the match that you're in has any of the announcers ever went like uh Rick versus Nick [Laughter] I know that was a joke I'm just preparing you for the world man if that didn't happen what would you do would you like have some words Honestly though you're probably just so locked in you don't even like I care about that but at the same time it's like do you guys even haven't been to like a real jiu jitsu tour like this is like a regular tournament there's like big matches like big events we'll go have like a cool call out or whatever but most of the time you're not giving your
7:03 name from it's just like a guy in a vest like are you Nick Dunn and we're like yeah come on okay you're this is your bracket and then they walk over to the mat something you guys compete and there's is there it's so like yeah multiple going on there's like eight matches going on I have like a really really good uh clip of me when I was was entering like a bunch of breaking tournaments and there was one where like it was made up of a bunch of like known guys and then I made the prelims so I was in the bracket but I wasn't known and then uh the clip is rude because the MC when I come out is like uh I don't know this guy's name but he's good uh what's his name what is his name what Ryan he thinks Ryan but you know I'm full out dancing already show it to show the actual clip to people like oh yeah by the way some guy's gonna be on the mic say he doesn't know my name
7:56 the goal in life I hope one day you you go to you're in a big match and then Ryan's the announcer that'd be awesome dude yeah you know how to start laughing by not saying anything in particular just just doing everything verbatim doing it right it's gonna kill you to see me hey everybody that would Shatter Me Like You didn't say hi to me right you didn't even say whatever if I were to just to come by Lionheart Jiu Jitsu just cold come by when you're there how would I be treated great dude you better give me the best seat in the house what do I get I give you a bottle of water probably if you didn't have one but then I might make a comment of like how can you have a bottle of water you're gonna come work out you don't have no water dude what would I see you doing if I
8:48 were to come by like 8 P.M probably horsing around with some boys dude with some of the guys yeah horsing around with some boys that doesn't sound very good in 2000 yeah that's really how it goes like you guys just there's no like structure to like okay you guys from nine to ten we're gonna do arm box oh no no we teach class so like somebody will be Joe our professor blackball Joe teodoro yeah he's cool he's the man he'll be uh Pride teaching something and I'll be on the sidelines arson around with some other
9:38 boys age-appropriate boys because that's funny like if you were to like if I was doing a practice session and you would have dropped by it would 100 be horsing around no structure we mess we'd probably be drilling we might be doing some Jiu Jitsu or something we might be locked in do you have a guy at the gym that doesn't horse around and when you guys watch around he just sits there and waits for you to finish yeah [Laughter] I'll be teaching class and then I'll be like am I talking too much and I'm like sorry I'm talking let's let's just go it's a good lesson to like do the real ████ yeah and you
10:29 know that guy's mad like inside he's like dude I'm wasting my money one day I want to get so good I'm gonna just destroy that horse around me no but uh no we know how to who to mess around with we know who to like be serious I mean which boys to mess around with yeah we know you should just have them around like Richard when they fill up their form when they join there should be a like you know those check boxes where it's like check if you're Hispanic or not are you comfortable with horseplay before yes [Applause] dude would you mind interview like your close friends going to uh your school
11:19 and like taking lessons from you or do you think that'll be too nah I try to tell some of my my best man at my wedding I'm actually he uh he signed up but he stopped coming so I text him every day I'm like where the ████ are you dude and he's like it's not for me and I was like stop being a ████ not for some people that's what they tell themselves oh but you guys don't say that now if you want to do it look if there's never been a person that comes to it and you guys just have to collectively go Eric assistant you're saying the cool thing about Jutsu is like I've seen the most unathletic dudes who are the most physically incapable of doing anything do well as Jitsu oh everyone yeah everybody sucks at the beginning but you're supposed to it's like that by Design but over time you'll get better but it's also like you have to just put yourself in a situation where like you get beat up you
12:11 know what I mean so a lot of people don't really like that so then they feel like oh this isn't the norm for me this is uncomfortable yeah something they don't want to do it all right but it's like when you buy the ghee you get the ████ pajamas you get all the uh you know wow top three the reasons why someone would be kicked out of a Jiu-Jitsu gym not enough horseplay dude not enough horses around would you get okay let's say that I was there right now and then we're rolling yeah and I get frustrated because I can't ████ do it and I just start sucking ████ out of your face yeah you might get it ████ you'll get thrown you might get promoted holy ████ they'll just add strikes that's actually happened to me I like what he did someone starts talking yeah this is at our old MMA gym fight Academy during practice he was like a guy who was a
13:01 boxer and like I wasn't good at Jiu Jitsu the time I was like still starting off and this guy was like a boxer he was like a pro boxer and he started like doing Jiu Jitsu and then I think I don't unders I don't know if he just didn't know what the rules were yeah but I'm telling you it was a wild time it was a wild time so he started punching me in the face oh like was barely hard just started punching me did you tell me how was dude you don't know how funny I am bro I was such a young lad right I just was like oh I didn't say anything and I just was like all right I'm gonna try to ████ kill this guy like so I was just gonna like we were kind of fighting so that I did it but I didn't punch him back oh like a freaking ████ I should have punched him back did you break his arm did he tap out nah I just remember we just finished the round and then we just moved like I just didn't say anything and I was like dude ████ that guy
13:51 you didn't speak to him yeah and he was like he was he would go to the gym a lot and I was like all right next time every time I train with him I just have to know that he might just not follow the rules I mean it probably doesn't look like it if you guys are getting raped and he's going like this yeah technique I'm here's what his side of the story is yeah you know sometimes I think about it to this day like I'll be in the shower and I'll just think about it that's right his story is probably like I just I saw his face and I just had to stop it like this this little Chinese dude kept trying to horse around with me yeah I'll say this I did have a body type and I still kind of do where I'm really easy to like like oh I have a punchable face in my life but also too in a way of like you could really be probably get away
14:42 so you have the body type of being bullied yeah yeah for sure for sure
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