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For Some Reason the TaIiban is Worried About Mr. Tate??

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0:00 thank you [Music] Taliban the Taliban I don't like the Taliban is worried about Andrew Tate oh as they as they ask for his freedom isn't that sweet what is it because that because Andrew Tate was protecting him on Piers Morgan I don't know you tell me okay so the backstory to this which is really ████ funny is Andrew Tate's been going on Pierce uh Morgan a lot and then there was a segment where Pierce was like basically questioning his take on the Taliban he was like why do you support them why did whatever and he was like wait I never said I supported them and then he goes on Pierce goes on to another segment talking about yeah I don't know why he didn't condemn the

0:51 Taliban and I don't know why he supports them he goes well no this is he was misquoted right and I'm not here to protect Andrew Tate or anything like that but me but protect him I just think that there's so much ████ that happens with Pierce where he takes something that you say and clickbaits don't hate that ████ yeah so bad he's supposed what agitate said was specifically I don't support the Taliban but who am I to judge a culture that I have no idea about and called him barbaric when we do the same thing in Western countries so he's like if I condemn them I have to condemn my own countries that makes sense so I was like big brain that makes sense and he goes and then at the end of all that pierce was like so you still won't condemn you're such a stupid right honey I

1:41 smooth brain that's the exact same formula that he ran on Ben Shapiro when he was talking about exactly it's exactly the same but that's but that's how they get you in mainstream media right is you just narratives repeating it over and over and then people go I can't believe he didn't condemn the Taliban you know he loves these Barbers Trump won't condemn Russia no matter what the ████ no wonder Andrew Tay likes the Taliban he's a oven is just like them and it's like what the ████ like ████ right shut up dude remember Bill O'Reilly Obama doesn't care about the Border [Laughter] he was deporting everybody so this is why this is even more funnier it's because now the Taliban is supporting Andrew Tate saying

2:31 let them out he's our friend that's kind of tight and now it just confirms it even more when he isn't a Taliban supporter pretty ████ honestly I don't know what who's in charge of Taliban right now but their trolling is like next ████ love I think it's CAA is it it's Matt magazine survivors.com so the there's going to be a Twitter space um soon with the Afghan Taliban to discuss the detainment the outrageous detainment of Andrew Tate let them out they're worried about them they want to know if he's free yet they do it he was arrested and where like Romania Romania yeah and they say that westerners need Andrew Tate more than ever because we are oppressed by feminists oh my God a lot of women agreed with that yeah good really yeah do you guys women agreed

3:21 with that wait wait the best thing women are oppressed by feminists too one of the my favorite things that Andrew Tate said is that he gets he has his chick make him two cups two coffees why yeah one for one hand and like me like this look I have two cups of coffee in the morning because each one of the ring and jumps the coffee no he he um he has her make two cups of coffee for him so that he can drink one and then the other one he just leaves there because he's like you do that for me because if anybody was ever to come in here I would have to throw my ████ life on the line to defend you so you just made me two cups of coffee ████ don't ask questions I was like that is so yeah like yeah let's go man you wanna know my favorite one is my favorite engine he really said that yeah he did say that you guys two copies

4:12 one one for the one I'm gonna drink and then one for just in case that's it and that's the only reason and he goes I want to touch it but my favorite Andrew Tate line ever he goes uh why would you get tap water why would you go to a restaurant why would you get still water it's for poor people he's like don't drink that you you get seltzer water every time you always get soda water or something like that just because it's it's bubbly and poor people don't drink that and that's why I'm like this guy kind of Next Level yeah still water at Joel Rubicon where we were thirsty as ████ and we went and we pounded like a hundred dollars worth of water and we saw the bill I was like I wouldn't even order water I would wait till end of the meal and got it out of Fountain if I knew it was going to cost

5:02 this much so you want to be a poor person I do you got to think outside the box Joe didn't know Joe was poor you gotta have a reptile in mind now what are more uh Andrew Tate lines that you like uh mostly the seltzer water yeah the two cups of coffee things struck me I just like love the idea that that um there'd be like you know this lady who just died recently and she's like uh she died at 115 years old they asked her what was the secret she said oh just hard work and and loving sweets and no one gives a ████ yeah and she made it to 115 with a perfectly happy life and yet we want to listen to people in their 20s and 30s and 40s and constantly changing their minds about what's good yeah and we're all just like wait now that's the thing okay let's all do that but Andrew take's mostly right though who got to the Finish Line yeah there we give them

5:52 one line in the paper well like thank you goodbye yeah but have you ever talked to your very relevant have you talked to your grandma before yeah how many followers does she have she was dead when I was alive how many followers did this 115 year old person have probably not that many so then why would you even listen to yeah what how many views did she get yeah she has no views dude no it's such a 41 firewood listener it's such a funny what a seesaw but that's how it is though like the reason why Andrew Tate is like super popular the reason why ████ liver King is super popular is like we all like this character yeah we yeah we love hearing like the extreme sides of everything like that's just where we are now I think yeah don't we love a good bad guy like like when you're watching WWE like watching like the under the wrestler dude he's Rick Flair yeah exactly which is with some better points Ric Flair was the

6:43 best at it maybe ever like no matter who yeah whoever you are like you wanna none of you can be first but a whole bunch of you can be next yeah give me a break just sick Ted DiBiase everyone here that guy man yeah dude everyone ████ hated him yeah yeah it is he was talking about for everybody it's cool to see the the people that you admired in wrestling now be real life people oh yeah it's kind of true that part is pretty crazy yeah but that's that's the social media like the anti-hero you know what I mean yeah like nobody wants to outright be like I'm like a bad guy yeah but the anti-heroes the ones that like are are ████ constantly flirting with the line those ones are so funny they know how to like play the audience and people don't want a boring answer you know all of our problems the answers are usually like very very boring and like what do you mean save five bucks a day

7:36 what do you mean like what do you mean walk 10 minutes a day no away Jose I'm gonna eat both testicles the thing about educated too is like he makes some really good points at times but then he also says some wild ████ that you can't discern whether it's like yeah you can't hit it or if it's real so it's like it's so dumb that I can't even believe that he said it and then I actually watched the clip and he's saying with a straight face and I'm like is he putting no zip on it at all like I think this cat actually what do you think it is do you think how much of it is like I think he knows what he's doing it's exhausting to listen it's hilarious yeah it's some of it's really funny but it's something that's exhausting listen to like because I know that there's some dudes out there like you know it's kind of like when I was doing trolling satire ████ where it's like oh like sex and public print gone sexual there's some kids who thought that s███'s real and that scares the ████ out of me oh so for

8:26 you you're more afraid of the audience not him yeah they don't get it or they don't get it and they think that some of that's tight but he didn't do fake pranks yeah what the ████ dude you tell me that ████ was fake joking with me honest but no but that's the thing it's like it scares me to think that there's any kid out there who doesn't have a father figure who can be influenced by that stupid ████ exactly actually like tell a chick to make him two cups of coffee or whatever because like he's like that means I get respect and it's like what the thing he's gonna be alone forever and that's on him I know but so many people follow liver King and Andrew Ted at the same time yeah well liver King kind of demoed his whole thing like but people are still gonna fall I think it's exploding bigger than ever yeah he reached a wider audience because of this yeah but you know if you the anti-hero what do you say to the kids that like can't figure that out there's nothing you can do because you can't Prime everybody to receive information yeah because they don't figure it out you know what I mean

9:16 is that on appearance all directions like even with satire you can't trust that everyone's gonna understand the nature of your joke there's going to be some of the comments going how could you say that yeah yeah don't you like that things like that exist because it's fun it's it's like we can't control it all we can't help it all but I love the fact that it exists because we can laugh yeah and it's interesting like people I like when people get really fired up over like an entertain or like a liver King because then you see like like Greta thundberg yeah like the whole Greta Thunder thing like everyone just she owned them great anti-hero she ████ pan why he went after her she did on him no he was like he was I don't know why he just took shots he most liked uh tweets Twitter posts in history really yeah yeah like ████ he he went at her and then she

10:08 said something like uh I have a small dick at whatever uh smalldickenergy.com email me and they had like over three million likes to became the most liked being on Twitter I would think that's also kind of messed up yeah because now the small dick guys like what I gotta take another Hill hit dude take another ████ Ally like they didn't do anything I'm a tiny dick guy what I gotta take another L yeah dude that's how I felt that's still ████ funny to me I mean that ████ was funny that wasn't very Greta thundberg no she's getting older maybe it's the new ground did it say account managed by mom really no she's like she's like 19 now she's 19 right yeah she's allowed to ████ talk about small she likes him he's a ████ she basically put that out there we're set to be rated in 10 minutes by even she's 19. no I mean but you know like the whole conspiracy that's going on she's 19. you're a

10:59 conspiracy she's old enough for more than just kisses they only went after Andrew Tate because of that is that is the conspiracy Alexa what's the statue of limitations asking the FBI goes oh don't call back well you want to know stupid [Music] foreign

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