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Adidas Allegedly Offered Kanye $1B for the Yeezy Brand (ft. Bobby Hundreds)

#kanye#adidas#diarrhea#massmarket#connie
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0:00 thank you [Music] do you guys uh know anything about what's going on with Kanye and Adidas right now yes a little bit what's going on with them saw that well he's been posting a bunch of like crazy stuff uh but is it crazy it is it is uh it's it's igniting a lot of things I saw him tweet about um Kim Kardashian having diarrhea more than the average person that's funny that's that's good I actually have legitimate questions about that was that real I bet it is because did you guys see that one you know how Connie is so he yes starting to interrupt but he's not on Instagram and he's been posting all these comments about Adidas and GAP but then people were standing around a screen grab where it looked like someone else doctor Kane complaining about Kim having diarrhea I can tell you that I

0:52 authenticated you found a little hologram I found a little hologram sticker there's a little stockx he looked it up and he just put a marker on his phone and stuff I'm sorry I'm dedicated there are a lot of people that do do that with his tweets like there was that one with that he said to uh Courtney Cox that apparently wasn't him you know how like uh order Jennifer Aniston was like guys don't vote for Kanye it's not funny when he was running Jennifer Aniston really said that yeah and then somebody posted a tweet from him saying friends wasn't funny but he never she's like oh man if people vote for Kanye I gotta get the message out she was really like concerned about that but then apparently like that was never him but everyone thought it was really him and then like recently what this diarrhea tweet is that

1:42 but I see it circulate so much and every time someone sends it to me they're like dude did you see this I'm like is it real they're like I don't know and it's really more like I don't care yeah right it's like your chain it's like doesn't matter yeah thank you thank you that's the thing where like a lot of these guys they have like a team that have their login so is it them is it not them like who knows but the thing is is if it's real Kim is ruined forever like if I if if that butt is really that stinky he's no longer a sex it doesn't work diaries when you're diarrhea that's what I'm saying like constantly if she came about hot girls have IBS it's it's your problems that comes from being attractive I don't know about that a lot of pressure to carry they only eat french fries if Kim K is filling her

2:32 pants up all the time I think that's going to be a big problem big problem for a brand maybe that's why her butt's so big she also has a diaper she got diapers definitely fill in those pants you really think so no do you think she has to put rubber bands around her ankles people from so it doesn't spill out yeah it doesn't leak out yeah sometimes you use parachute pants I don't think it makes her any less attractive or powerful at all in fact I think it humanizes her I can relate yeah I think it makes her disgusting her brand deals it makes her disgusting trash diarrheal medication Pepto-Bismol would probably be your biggest dude that's a whole other market right yeah I get diarrhea Imodium Kim Kardashian collab that's true yeah it makes Imodium I would buy it or she goes organic and she's like here's lentils they're great that's a whole industry that's that's been dying to like you know make

3:22 sexualize their products so it's perfect that's true they thought it couldn't be so the thing that happened with Adidas basically Kanye and Adidas had some kind of disagreement with uh the Yeezy slides and the adolette sandal and uh probably a lot of other things went wrong and now he's saying that Adidas was offering him a billion dollar buyout to shut the ████ up you you don't think Kanye is easy to work with I don't know Bobby he seems like a team player like a real chill guy Pitch Perfect dead pen Pitch Perfect so Connie I think Kanye's rebuttal to that is why would I take that if I'm like look I'm forecasted to make 500 million a year exactly so he's like if I make 500 million a year you're offer me 2x of what I'm gonna make yeah and then so I

4:12 don't know if you guys follow Kanye on Instagram what he started doing is he started posting all the board members of Adidas like the old people that are like in Germany or whatever wow over and over the girls send love to these guys send love to these guys and there's like he's posted like 20 of them which is crazy is that considered doxing I I think it's all if it's information yeah and he would say like he's like you guys think I'm ████ around he goes this is like just the start of it he goes you guys if you guys want to ████ around I'll keep ████ do you guys think that this is a rip-off design I think it's definitely inspired but this is old hat for these companies bigger Brands you work with we're kind of talking about this earlier with your shoes you have an artist collaborator come in on like a tier zero Halo product and then they do derivatives of them for the mass market and so that keeps this

5:03 product exclusive and special and then this is the accessible one that the everyday joke so that's the standard model that they all that's everyone does that when we were working we worked with Adidas many times and one of our popular shoes it was like this um kind of soccer looking shoes orange and blue and three six it was uh it was kind of like a campus what was it it was it was kind of like a gazelle it was kind of like a Samba but it was a skateboarding soccer hybrid shoe and um you were obviously in charge of it right yeah I could tell but the uh like six months later they issued the exact same shoe and they just took our logo off what yeah and then that was for the mass Market it's annoying but it's a part of but it's the same shoe they use us for market research and they get us to do to Hype

5:53 up the brand and the product can't get people that acclimated to that specific model and then everyone's like I want that it's just so expensive or there aren't enough of them and they're like well for the mass Market we'll make billions of these you know it kind of looks like that and feels like that but it's not it so people in this industry that are getting into a deal like that already know that that's part of it they should know that they should know that that's what's happening I mean I'm I'm sure Kanye also knew that and just probably stipulated in his contract they weren't allowed to do it but then it's a great area you know it's really hard to copyright it's but you can't patent fashion designs and especially with copyrights it gets kind of murky so like who's to say that this also doesn't kind of look like that yeah right in fact shots fired Kanye shot back

6:43 holy ████ because the artist would be like no that's my ████ work God damn it and he's like it looks like a ████ Starbucks cup holder you idiot the jury's like oh I never thought of that whoa that's not what I'm saying Kanye I never want to be on the other side there's like no greater fear of mine than to be culturally eradicated by Kanye on Instagram but at the same time I also think it would probably be like the best PR move oh yeah he might say you have diarrhea yeah at least I just write that Kanye has success if that's all he's got is playground insults it's pretty exciting it is it is when when this happens with Kanye and Brands like Gap Nike Adidas do you do you think that those companies really see this as like PR opportunity or are they actually freaking out like I'm sure parts of them if they weren't prepared for this might be a little bit annoyed but in the end I think it actually only does good for

7:33 Adidas I mean that's all people are talking about right now and I don't believe that all PR is good PR do you know how they say that they love to say marketing yeah I don't his old feed was all these he just break them all he erased all of them there's just one back to one post you know what was cool about the executive board that he was posting was that one of them was Jackie Joyner Christmas which I never knew I didn't know that either yeah that's crazy yeah that actually I think makes Adidas look more interesting that's pretty tight instead of like this faceless executive board now it's like we know people I thought it was all like Norwegians or something yeah I thought it was like a board of dudes that looked like the penguin they're not wearing Adidas top hats and ████ yeah you know you're kind of looking like the penguin right now you get them there man yeah

8:25 that's my goal to be an old fat Tycoon with one monocle do you think there's any grounds to Kanye saying it'll cost you billions to keep me and billions to let me go I mean I think there is some truth probably to that but that's a deal that they knew that they were getting to he Kanye did something very similar with Nike before right and this is just he has a track record of doing this so Adidas I think they Adidas and GAP when they signed on with Kanye they knew what was down the road in case you know you never hire someone you can't fire right and so if you're a smart business person would know that and so when you're going into a relationship with Connie you know at some point it's gonna the road is gonna have to split and you have to like think about what is it still worth it the cost benefit of us working with us for the bad PR nightmare at the end of it is it still gonna be worth it and I think for them it's probably very much worth it everyone's been saying who else

9:15 is gonna like why would a company want to work with them after this every Company still wants to work with him are you kidding he's made he made it Adidas relevant for like seven years now they had no other model if I'm the board members I get a ████ way ahead of this thing what do you do what do you do I'm like we have very solid stools we I haven't had diarrhea in like probably seven years a lot of fiber in my diet a lot I eat a lot of it a lot of fruit salad because I don't want him to destroy my reputation he's on the next stage execs I'm gonna ████ call out how many of you guys have IBS yeah he's gonna come after you you can just like be Rabbit eight mile and then just start claiming all of it up front too yeah just out of nowhere say like a we're sorry production's delayed because we all have bad diarrhea and then Connie can't yeah you can't use it I get my assistant I take a tick tock video of her walking out of a bathroom that I

10:05 just went to and I'm like look my assistant's fine and she's like she's like it doesn't smell if uh Kanye hit you up tomorrow and was like Bobby I want to work with the hundreds would you do anything specific with that contract or would you be like all right go crazy dude I would entertain the conversation I don't know it would depend on exactly what like if it made 10 more lawyers just to make sure this works I don't think he abides by lawyers I don't think he abides by any system but are you afraid that he's gonna make fun of your diarrhea problems no I make fun of my diarrhea problems so it would ruin you bro yeah no it would make me better I don't think he could ruin me anymore I would just ████ jump off a building it's the worst thing that can happen to you is someone excuse me canceled yeah exactly you're done dude you'll never sell another t-shirt ever again exactly

10:55 if people think I'm filling my boxes up every day I'm ████ did you ever did you ever come close to working with I thought you're gonna say diarrhea he's worn our product before but I've never no if you got to pitch Kanye would you have a pitch for him something that you would pitch him I don't I think it's gonna be interesting when he enters web 3 because I know he talks bad about nfts but he's also curious and he's been going around talking to certain people that'll be interesting because he's all about decentralization and people owning the art and all this stuff about cutting out the middlemen yeah so when he figures out that part of it I think that can actually be pretty disruptive I don't think it's exactly there yet because nfts are still in the stage of like million dollar monkey picture that isn't going to really work for Kanye but I think he's going to look at the system somehow and be like oh this is how we can make sure artists are getting paid

11:45 or the community's owning brands or you know that aspect of web3 like that's so Kanye I think Connie thinks he's on web four but you'd have to Rebrand a web for yes that I I actually know someone who had a meeting with him and Kane said I want you to forget what three I want to do web for and he's like what is that that's so sick what does that even means I'll forget this web three yeah I would pitch him I would pitch him I'd be like I'd be like Kanye what are things that we know facts that we know about the world everybody wants to have sex with Kanye West and he's like he's like hey would he disagree with that he's like okay what's your next thing here's what we do we do Kanye specific licensed Kanye blow up dolls for all the women and some of the men out there who want to have sex with Kanye and I think he would actually go for it and actually launch it on his Instagram and everything that's my yeah you're probably not wrong that sounds

12:35 like web four

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