0:00 [Music] Boys Boys Boys subie you too yes sir yeah don't be ghosting people on text your homie is asking to date your ex what do you do you fight them on the spot wa fight to to death how you got to find me for it much time has it been if it's fresh like a a day ago 3 days 3 days what the ████ what kind of friend are you yeah let's start there let's start there he's a good guy like bro I've want of that so long and I've been the best friend and I've been like not not you start there parking spot just open up dude I got to get in there o I got it I got it what if it's 3 days and your homie asked me can I date your ex I would have been like yeah you can and then ghost boom ghost him what if it was your 100% bro from the last
0:50 video that's your 100% dog him for a couple months yeah you don't talk to him for a little bit because the whole time you've been eyeing out my ex that's what's weird 3 days 3 days is wrong okay three okay we can fix it three weeks absolutely that's wrong that's wrong too let's say it's been 3 years since you guys broke up three okay that's fair that's fair three years is fair yeah yeah go ahead so now is it fair game I would I would ask did you guys connect on your own like like after the fact yeah like like did you connect over me or did you connect on your own like random meeting where like it just happened to happen right cuz that's that makes a difference to me I think what do you mean connect on your own versus connector like I think it's weird if like let's say that like you and nah break up but then within those 3 years
1:41 I'm just hitting her up messaging her or if it 3 years later I just run into her somewhere and I'm like oh hey and then we just end up spending time together and it just kind of happens what what are you doing outside your house oh my God or it just kind of happens on it own what's his name I hear what you're saying and I think uh I think one more ideal for sure however uh I think it goes or it's superseded by like the idealism of the next part it's like are you just trying to like date her cuz you think she's fly or like you just like really love something about her you know what I mean like like you think this is really going to work out the way she's really anal about certain things it would never result in me saying you can't date her that's the stupidest thing but it would it would resulted in me going like how many other people you be doing this with like you just keep in contact with someone's ex that day after
2:31 they broke up like your homie is the other person I'll say this I I have a fir I have a firm like rule for myself where like if a friend is dating a lady that person automatically is just like sister you know what I mean like it becomes like untouched you can't even that's how I and I would I would expect the same from from my friends I think that's 100% like like you would have it would have to be like Destiny is speaking the planet's line and for you can't ████ f why you just fell in love with the person I think I could shut down to have that conversation with your homies like I I'm sorry I just fell in love with all God told me brother God yeah if you're if you're like going in the DMS of your homie ex and you're still homies with that homie wild ████ like that like don't do that don't do that we have a a friend but there's snipers everywhere we have a friend who
3:21 was dating one of our good friends and they broke off for a couple years and my other buddy who is also in like single situation and they're having a hard time dating and me and Tiff always talk like man wouldn't it be crazy if we hooked them up like they would be so good together blah blah but we're like nah we can't CU that's a friend of a friend we're like no no ████ way you know like we've we've definitely had that conversation cuz in our heads would be like man they would be great together but it's just like it's just too messy you know like the the the the stuff that can come from that is really I don't know I would feel icky about it I had a non I think in high school it was like non-negotiable right and then like when I went when I got into college I started to make these friends in Arcadia and then they run completely differently so they were like the popular kids in high school so they all
4:11 dated each other cuz they're like the hottest kids of the school right and then like afterwards they extend their ████ hot kids kresis they're irresistible can't beat it oh man but in college dude they used to roll like 40 to 50 deep like I'm telling you these guys brought the party right so every time you hang out with this group they have like so many people that their friend group is they don't need anybody else but because of how big their friend group is everyone's ████ dating each other all the time and I thought it was the weirdest ████ and I was like you guys don't fight or like they're like well this made sense to me a lot of them were like well I actually like feel safer that they're with someone I know than someone completely outside and then we're all friends and we don't have any other friends outside of this or something like that improv
5:02 improv people dude yeah yeah that's that's teams and clubs in general I've never been in everybody ████ everybody eventually but is that is that the dance Community ████ too oh yeah that ████ nasty though and the only way that it does work is if like let's say two people split up on the same team and then this chick gets with another dude on the team this dude better get with another chick on team pretty quick really wait that that happens a lot oh yeah otherwise you're just there and you're just sitting in the funk of like your other teammate dating your ex so you might as well ████ start like getting that's some young ████ though you you that's like young ████ anyway cuz it's right there for him I was like damn that's that was so different cuz like I don't know I didn't really grow up like that but I I think
5:52 maybe that's probably more normal than I than I think that's why I always tell people when they get in breakups I'm like join a club dude you're going to be good yeah cuz you'll get with someone else yeah Qui even my I got a brother-in-law who's a drug addict and he met his chick in rehab like join a club A lot of people me in rehab any club doesn't matter any club you know what you know what's a kind of like a sad thing though um again we're all talking on like hypothetical idealisms right like asking you're a homie and blah blah blah blah but like even if it's like not right even if like in that scenario somebody does DM the ex-girlfriend and they do get together if they're all in the same group often times even though it's like oh you shouldn't have done that but like I'm not trying to like lose hella friend so like we'll accept it over time anyway and then one person might just get edged
6:42 out from the discomfort yeah I've seen that a lot of times like if it's not a giant group you know like a friend group and it's just like a regular friend group and then it's like these people were together but now this girl got with this guy and broke up with this guy got with this guy and they were friends now this guy just doesn't hang out yeah sometimes it naturally takes care of itself everybody just kind of accepts that like oh that was like wrong but I'm not trying to lose a bunch of friends so we'll just run with it yeah and then I'll be your your best man or your bridesmaid at your wedding now yeah I remember like I was friends with this guy first and then we you know he brought you know his girlfriend in and then later we all liked his girlfriend more and then we're just like we want her to stay and not the other guy oo that's the oy doofy yeah that's ay doofy
7:33 on his part on his part he should have been cooler yeah he should have been yeah he should have tried harder should have been more chill he wasn't with the boys you know no but I think I uh I think it's if the guy's asking you he obviously just wants to still still be your friend yeah obviously cares and that's why we can't be friends like if you're up in my ex I can't really you you look at someone differently I just think that cuz I don't want to be around my ex like oh that makes sense you know what I mean so if they really take it far I'm not going to be at their wedding or some ████ like that no way it's just too weird you know and you know that like if you were to date someone that your friend used to date like imagine how you're making your friend feel you know like I think that alone is like dude that's a that's a no-brainer to me I don't know how to keep that friendship going like you just
8:23 like yeah that's cool but it's just awkward that's it it's just so awkward it's like oh I can't wait to hang out with you sounds like it'll just be a great time yeah like I think so a lot of time pass to where you're both transformed so much since your pasted Sol that it doesn't even feel like the same person yeah that's probably the only way it would work I can't get there I'm too Petty in my brain and that's some people some people are like Petty and then some people really genuinely don't care so there's a whole Spectrum you just got to know your friend or know your friend group or know your situation you know what though I think my answer would probably change if I was like 50 or 60 cuz like let's say you are a part of a friend group group and uh cuz this this ref this is something that's like in my um like someone I know that's close to me right and then like so they lost someone that was um like let's say
9:14 it's a husband and wife you know and then and then they were both like married at the time she lost her husband and he you know had a divorce but they got together way later in life they weren't best of friends but they were close right but to me that makes a lot of sense because there's so much closeness and history that they had as a group and it's almost like that comfort of like we we have you know but I mean yeah they can't stay friends cuz he's dead right but like I don't think that's shady I think that's kind of sweet actually sure yeah have you ever seen PS I love youm no there's I know what you're talking about though I watched mostly cool ████ so there's a part yeah because you're not gay but PS I love you there's a part it's B the basically the premise is that um this guy dies and he leaves like instructions for his wife on what
10:05 to do after but they're like kind of covert but it's to help her get over him and one of the things that and the part that's really like divisive for a lot of people is at some point he kind of almost manipulates her to um have sex with his friend so that she can get over him like really quickly in the afterlife yeah it's like set up like it was set up before he died what the ████ B Manning so like he had he had a friend know that like okay when you die that I got to come through and like suddenly you want to watch this Gerard Butler no I'm just seeing who's the ████ cuck and who's the bull and who's the cuck I I hope I'm understanding it correctly from when I saw it but yeah it's like a thing where she thinks she's meeting a new guy but it turns out that it was his friend and he was on a mission to like do this for him oh my God that's crazy
10:55 because I ball up my fist when I hear that dude because she he doesn't want her to like forever ████ that's weird right she's going to just be buried alive with me what the ████ who the ████ WR this ████ a woman did I don't know oh the scenario in which you'd be okay I feel like now that I'm married I don't care who dates my ex-girlfriends like what about what about your ex-wife me too my ex-wife I don't have an ex-wife so but like hypothetically like am I remarried I don't no you're alone as hell you can't get ████ L everything lost everything if I can't get ████ nobody can get ████ I think it does make it weird though because so like let's say if things didn't end well with your ex
11:45 and then like she's coming around because your friend still dating and then you like let's say it's a close friend group and you're just like I want to S her ties but that's almost like you have a dysfunctional family now and you can't like create boundaries yeah that makes yeah but if like let's say you're cool and it's like it's all over and it's I think that could be nice yeah yeah yeah but it's still weird that you're like friends want trying to see my ex but at the same time there's there imagine I mean we also like you know have been in cities like Los Angeles where it's so big we have so many different groups of friends and stuff I think that's different right whereas like maybe if you're in a small town you know those people where it's like if you went to high school you're still in that town type ████ for sure there might be like a different complete set but my point which I think will destroy what you just said is if it was Mike song and
12:37 he's dating your ex and you're married now you guys aren't going to hang out brother yeah no way both look stupid to everybody you know what I mean when you see two friends that be doing that ████ he's my boy so it the girls don't even matter anymore you're not going to hang out dude the girls can stay exactly see but that's my point you'll lose a friend all she wanted was a kab bangs noodles.com there that does look weird from the outside though it would make me kind of think not that you would ever do that but like if there were two guys that I knew were close like that and that happened and they're like just like dating each other's exes I'd be like ████ wrong with them two yeah for real I wouldn't want to be associated with that each other's exes we switched Partners oh that happened to me and Nikki no way you me Joe remember when we were in Vegas before we all moved to
13:27 Vegas that actually happened like my ex started dating Nikki's ex and it was the weirdest ████ and they saw and they were like adding us while like on Instagram be like let's all hang out or whatever and we're like what the ████ is this actually I know that with another situation too but continue no that's it it's like what the ████ is this so you felt weird about it we're not homies like what are you doing yeah e remember like old times like that type of ████ weird yeah I had another same thing one of my closest friends who's now with this girl his ex like dated or went on a date or something with her ex and it was just like what the ████ that is very people who do that is weird dog people who do it in a city like this have no excuse like for real for real La couldn't go find another ████ us is absolutely
14:18 wilding out that is fantasy land that's Fantasy Land cuckoo banana yeah I would definitely look at people differently if I saw that ████ happen that would you want to collab yeah collab on a collab on a skit yeah that's weird CRA but yeah but it is true that like now that you're married you know now that you're with the best girl that you probably could have been with out of all the possibilities you don't give a ████ now that's true you why do you care yeah for real for real don't matter and I think I don't really have that many single friends so I just be worried that if my ex and my friends were single at their age and I'm just like yeah hurry up dude what the ████ are you guys doing I had one friend who legitimately asked me is like would you mind if I like hook up with your ex hook up hook up oh wa
15:11 how did that make you feel in that moment yeah what did you say to Lawrence after that did you give him a daap and go was lawren just kidding I'm just kidding was Lawrence but I bet you you can guess it oh come on man I don't like that I can guess so what happened I think you you know when you're so mind blown by like your homie the audacity yeah yeah I I was I don't know man yeah I don't know how I'm going to react to this when I actually it was like that cuz sometimes you don't know right it blew it blew my mind so much that I wasn't like yes or no like I had an understanding about the situation so did did he end up hooking up with your ex like she's at my house right now so I need an answer now I told the other homie cuz I was like I don't I don't know I don't know if that's a good idea and then I told the other homie and he's like what the ████ that's like Mike that's Mike's voice that's Mike's voice
16:02 so you messaged him I don't think that's a good idea and then he goes like is that a yes or a no though I know Mike's I know Mike's what the ████ oh dude I can't go any farther but wait wait wait let me ask you this then before we end if it's a girl that you just hooked up with two is not a person of emotional connection and your and your homie was like can I hook up with her even though you hooked up with her before that's that's weird but that's easier okay but like ex-girlfriend who's still a friend now yeah that's weird yeah that's what that was yeah that's weird yeah but yeah but if it's just like fun fun fun in games damn I think I know who this is yeah okay all right okay okay all right all right okay tzel Washington yeah
16:53 that's the friend yeah Denzel Denzel and flight wow hey what if what if it's a girl that you hella liked and never got and it was like your dream and you told your homie that like oh man I want to get her some day and you never did and then he got he wants to take a crack at it later and he's like uh what you think about that bro I know you that you really like her and stuff no then that's good on the homie if he goes like look I'm going to take a crack atter if you don't do something you been talking about that ████ but if you don't do anything remember back in the day that would happen when you like let's say some girl starts talking to you and you hit it off but then someone you know goes oh come on bro you know I liked her like that is the dumbest ████ yeah and it's like it's like calling what is it calling tabs calling dibs calling dibs yeah yeah that's stupid as fun like saying shotgun but that happened a lot back in the day
17:45 that's how we got mature though like you had to get your heart broken or you had to take leaps of Faith you know that's a fact
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