0:00 feel like like a little ████ Shark Tank like I'm like um if you don't start that yeah yeah you could start that we should cuz so many only fans girls have like so much money and they just keep getting invested they have nothing to do with it right yeah they should like buy laundry mats we have a show we're working on where we all just like are ████ with our mouths and we just talk about random ████ fls of your mouth yeah it's [Music] called we talked about this a couple months ago here's a little update you ever been to Costco before yeah yeah what you go there yeah yeah I love Costco what do you go there for um when I want to get a lot of one thing like a lot of shampoo you ever go there for gold bars no like gold no gold or silver bars no where do you get your gold bars from yeah I don't think I ever have gotten gold or you didn't to get some what about like from fans they don't gift you gold or nothing no they usually
0:51 gift me pictures of them jacking off that's gold to somebody that's gold to some no way that's gold to me it's a different type of trivia is there an angle that you prefer um downward downward all the way down yeah yeah yeah with dick in face penis like oh you have to get the face and the penis it's no face like dude you might as well just keep that ████ to yourself like that could be anyone's penis I want to be like it's this guy see yeah looks like a medical photo when it's no face huh yeah yeah it's scary so some people I look medical photo hella people are buying up to $200 million worth of gold and silver bars a month now at Costco and Bart knows someone who's interested shout outs to Lillian but she'll text me and she'll be like hey next time you go to Costco can you pick up a couple of these bars do you call your mom Lilian
1:43 no but I do tell her to calm down and I say you calm down cuz she's always like I think my my mom shout outs to lilan you know what my mom kind of reminds me of um like a add crack addict yeah where like I feel like now she's in this retirement phase so she needs things and projects to do when I'm like I think you should just chill so she's always like oh we should do this did you see this did you see what about like Vegas real estate what about this and I'm like just calm the ████ down because she's stressing me out you should get into crypto like Dogecoin or something she going text me she's going text me every ████ day yeah tell her to text Steve give her your oh yeah give her Steve's number yeah put her in the crypto Corner a put her in group chat cuz I just told her about crypto and then now she's asking me questions about it and she's like oh you really think it's the future I'm like ████ why do I tell you that you're like not
2:34 really I I actually don't like it at all should tell her that well then you got to deal with her and then she's watching the news and well the news says it's not the future see that's the thing I know where she gets her ████ news from mind I think the future is AI porn did you think so no tell your mom to get into that yeah how can I invest on this she can invest in Med are you concerned are you concerned about AI porn took her jobs no because I feel like it's the same as just watching hentai I mean you could watch me or you could watch hent there's like already CGI porn right now but what if it's a hentai of you I feel like I already do it all like you could just it's already here you put on octopus costume I do have like a I did do a hentai in Budapest where I had like tentacles and stuff but it was CGI oh CGI so it's the same not practical anymore huh yeah so get your mom into that wasn't that fun it's going to be a weird conversation no it's fine rather
3:26 avoid it I'd rather just just ghost her oh does anybody here believe in gold gold Furby babies right Furby babies yeah it's like those Beanie Babies yeah yeah yeah okay I'm following how so um like you think it's a fleeting you think it's a fleeting like cuz you like collect them right gold bars yeah I guess so and then you sell them and it increases in value yeah stocks yeah like a beanie baby but Beanie Babies is kind of I don't know if you heard well that's because it's we're still oh we're still we're in the dip it's still Scoopy season that's how that's how you should be saying the we have to go it's accumulation phase where's crypto right now we're still we're still we're still scoop accumulation accumulations hey I mean if you're in early enough you're up but the Bitcoin having is in a few hours it's in
4:17 three hours right now that's like the eclipse for for like nerds yeah guys like Steve I got it on my computer right now I believe in Gold I think it's probably better than any type of fiat currency right now and I think it's just a little bit more stable and doesn't have as much Roi as some of the other cryptos but I think if you're balling out in all the other ones it might be good to scoop some gold up too mhm I mean yeah it's got it's basically future proof except for when space mining comes out but it'll be fine you think space mining will come out yes space Min is going to oh my God there's so much gold out there buddy Peters ship's about to get ████ wreck Gold's probably cooler space see it's from space super cool you don't have to you don't have to sell it but don't you got to spend billions and trillions on jet fuel just to get your ass out there hold your breath for a really long time yeah and then you're like clink exactly like that yeah don't
5:09 you have to spend the space you have to spend a lot of money right now to to mine gold Bart as you know see so but not like space money not space money not yet Earth money space money you got a any gold or you just all digital Investments uh I guess I don't think I have any gold yeah no it's all crypto for me digital gold baby Nick what about you I don't have any gold do you think I should get some no yeah I don't think I think it's it's too stressful to hold for you you're already stressed out about holding crypto dude have a physical thing you have to keep at home the guard I could do that I'll put that under my mattress you know you need a safe and all that ████ whatever yeah but imagine you're holding that right and then for like 30 years it barely goes up that I'm okay with that's stress man
6:00 and it's expensive yeah it's hell expensive and it's heavy takes up space look super conduct super conductor what does that mean they use it for a lot of electric components it's about to be like $3,000 an ounce now though not that heavy guys how how many oun is that is that gold gold yeah it's gold gold floating got a hold onto like a Vietnamese man you super gold you bought it in a market it's floating how much was that I bought it in the outdoor Market yeah yeah Ryan you seem like a gold guy no way a gold guy you seem like a gold guy no way I don't even have anything that appreciates and value period no I bet you have like a bunch of I bet you have a bunch of unbox uh Game Boy advances or something I wish don't you have Kobe rookie ████ yeah you got like 80 of them don't you yeah but they're not worth as much as when he first passed away they're like they're worth like drastically lower just wait a
6:51 little bit what about your cool I need him to pass away again you need to make a Kobe documentary or something so to get the oh back hey when just to pump my own cards get them graded before the Kobe dock comes out cuz they're going to go crazy during the Last Dance all the Jordan rookies went insane yeah and the Jordan Ones went up to like $1,000 yeah the shoes you just need to produce a doctor and you'll be good just be ready to sell yeah load up all you got to do is produce the dock Colleen can I speak for you for a second what I'm going to speak for you okay um ien do you have gold no I do have gold you do oo what do you say well now Steve oh ████ I don't believe this has never happened before I know what kind what do we got what do you got gold gold gold like gold gold I got like gold bars in a safe you don't have gold
7:41 bars bars in a safe you do in a safe Anthony says I keep a lot of Secrets you don't have a ████ I said she keeps a lot of Secrets like the ones that are like this big those like small yeah the ones that are really the ones that you have to like put your hand through try to get through the little yeah yeah get through the hole yeah that one oh the ones that George Clooney got from Kuwait no oh yeah three kings dude those dope movie those are tasty yeah those they like look tasty like I want to take a bite out of like it's a chocolate bar paper reflective very cool stuff how do you how do you D what's the word diversify diversify all the money P is it crypto you do real estate real estate and every seven days another person asked me to invest in their startup and I explode a little bit and you just give it to them yeah sometimes we have a proposal for you I'm going hit you I'm going hit you H up in seven days I'm always like that
8:31 seems like a fun idea I feel like like a little ████ Shark Tank like I'm like um if you don't start that yeah yeah you could start we should cuz so many only fans girls have like so much money and they just keep getting invested they have nothing to do with it right yeah they should like buy laundry mats we have a show we're working on where we all just like are ████ with our mouths and we just talk about random ████ ████ with your mouth yeah it's called JK news well here I am we're just looking for a million bucks that's all that's it to build and to get video cameras I'll have it tomorrow we can start with a down payment of 50 Grand even right pment we do we do Clara so easy like you know that you're not an owner of JK news right yeah but it's funny for the video you know what a joke is welcome to The Joke Factory is this a joke Factory
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