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What Taika Hates About Dad

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0:00 Welcome to another episode of Blue Whales Talk. Welcome back, Bart Kwan. And before you watch this video, make sure to like and subscribe and share this video so we can catch up to Mr. Beast. >> [laughter] >> Hey, good job. What a good intro. You're a professional. So, this is our second episode uh cuz Tyga had so much fun on the first one, he wanted to do another one. So, I thought this would be a great time for everyone to get to know you and even for me to get to know you cuz some of these questions I posted on my Instagram, "What would you like to ask Tyga?" and I never even asked you some of these. So, >> Let's start with some easy ones, okay? Gabriella C asks, "What's your favorite thing to eat?" >> Sushi. >> Hands down? >> What's that mean? >> Like, more than pizza, more than

0:50 burgers. >> Sushi is just so good. >> Which sushi? >> Salmon. >> But what's crazy is you remember you didn't like it before. What do you think made you all of a sudden like it? >> Maybe because of that like little sauce, like the soy sauce and wasabi. >> Yeah? >> Maybe because I just tried it at that really good spot. Cuz when I went there, I wanted to try some. And then I think I tried some from mama's plate. And then maybe I just liked it after. >> Nice. That's why it's always good to try different things. Because did you know that um I didn't like sushi until I was 19? Can you believe it? Why'd you look at me like that? Cuz I grew up vegetarian, right? So, all meat, fish, all that was kind of weird to me because I didn't I didn't uh have any of it. And then I would see all my friends love sushi and I'm like,

1:40 >> But like, uh >> Yeah, like brother, uh but everyone's like, mhm. So, it's different from mine. And then finally one time I tried it with ponzu and I'm like, Oh, hohohohoho, [laughter] I've been missing out. Good. Uh okay, whoa. We're getting into the deep ones already. So, make sure you speak into the microphone, okay? >> Okay, like the Mariana Trench, how deep it is? >> Mhm. >> Dang. >> You ready? >> Mhm. >> Actually, this one and another one is about the same. Let me ask this one first. J H A, J Hay, wants to know "How do you feel about being an only child?" >> Good. >> Yeah, you like it? What do you like about it? >> Cuz then I don't have to worry about like other kids taking my place and and I they can you can guys put full attention on me when I want to play.

2:30 >> So, it's mainly about play? You you want to you like it that we can give you the full love? Well, it's actually you get more than full love. You get double love. Cuz you get full love from Mama, full love from Papa. So, that's 200%. So, that leads into this other question. And this one is by treasure these moments. Tyka, do you want another sibling? >> Heck no. >> No? Not at all? >> No. >> But do you remember there was a time when you kept asking Mama and Papa, "Can we Can Can you Can you help give me a brother or a sister?" You remember that? >> But I was younger. Because then when it when we when we get one, then I'm going to be older and he's already like 2 years old. But since I'm 8 now, after when I when he's 8, I'm going to be I'm going to already have a driving license license. >> Driving license? >> A driving license.

3:21 >> Yeah, yeah, but you'll be 16 and have a little cool little brother that's going to look up to you and he's going to do everything you want him to do. >> And I can pick on him? >> Only if it's good for him. Like if you're like maybe you're playing video games, you know, "Hey, little bro, give me a Coke." And you have someone to go get you a Coke. Would you want that? >> Nah, it's fine. I can just ask you. >> Or if you Ask me? I'm not going to get you a Coke. Or what if you have a little sister? >> No, I'm I'm going to just I'm going to smash your head so hard. >> What? Why? You You want a little sister? Okay, so let's say if you had to have a sibling, would you rather have a little brother or a little sister? >> Brother. >> Brother? What if you had twin little brothers? You would you like that? Cuz remember your cousins are twins. >> Dom- My Dominic is 1 second older than Derek. >> Yeah. So you wouldn't want to have two little

4:11 brothers to help "Hey, you give me a massage while you give me a Coke."? >> I like triplets. >> [laughter] >> So that sounds kind of good now, huh? But you don't want a brother or sister. You like the way the family is now. >> I want a triplet so they can give me a massage and then they give me a Coke and then they rub my head. >> Wow, that's living a life of luxury. Okay. Richards98 asks, "Thoughts on the current state of our economy and how to improve it?" >> Huh? >> Exactly. Now that was a funny question. That's a very grown-up question. I think he was just trying to be funny. Okay. Core J's response is, "Out of all of your hobbies, which one brings you the most enjoyment?" >> Soccer. >> And why? >> I just like it. >> You just like soccer? You know what was interesting was I remember uh we first put you in basketball cuz you remember when we

5:02 lived in California, we had a little basketball hoop when you were second or when you were like two or three and you were really good. We put you in basketball and then we came to Vegas and then you played at the YMCA and then remember you were like one of the best kids so we >> I was one of the worst. >> No, no. At the YMCA you were one of the best kids. And then we had to try out for that really tough team. On the tough team you were one of the worst. Remember that team? >> To my my ankles got My ankles got so weak that when I was in California I was running, I was just running like like this like regular and I twisted my ankle. >> You twisted your You broke your own ankles? >> Yeah, I twisted I twisted it cuz that's how we they got from basketball. >> Really? >> Yeah, I got ankle breaked so hard. >> But then um >> Just like a legend ankle breaked me. >> But then you were playing basketball and then I remember asking you, "Hey, you play basketball during recess?" And what did

5:52 you tell me? You told me, "I'm playing soccer." And I was like, "What? Then why are you playing basketball if you play soccer? How did Tell me how you got into soccer?" >> Probably from my summer camp. >> Oh, from summer camp? So, that's how you when you first played soccer? And you liked it? So, when you go to recess, do you kid you see kids playing soccer and you see kids playing basketball and you're like, "Mhm, I'm going to go do that one." Do your best friends play basketball or they play soccer? >> Soccer. >> They all play soccer? >> No, no, no. My best friends, they don't they just dig. >> They [laughter] just dig in the sandbox or just on the field? >> On the field. >> So, none of them really play sports? >> Or they catch like ladybugs and stuff. >> Oh, okay. They're just digging and catching bugs like regular kids. >> Yeah. That's what I do, too. >> Do you like you like playing sports or you like digging with them? >> Digging with them. >> Cuz they're your best friends, huh?

6:44 That's pretty cute, Annie. All right. Maresquared asks, >> Wait, did you say ass or asks? >> Asks. Not our not our not their ass. Uh what is your favorite hobby to do with your mom? >> Mhm, play. >> Play what? >> Basketball or soccer. >> You like playing sports with mama? >> Why? I don't know. >> Is it because she lets you win? >> Uh-uh. >> She actually goes pretty hard, huh? So, you like playing sports with mama. What do you like to do with your dad? >> Mhm. Moan. >> Moan? Like what? >> Mhm. >> Why do you like making that noise? That's what I got to ask you. When did you first hear that noise and why do you like doing it? >> Uh from like YouTube. >> Is it from Theo Anthony?

7:35 >> He moans? >> No, but he I remember like maybe this is like 2 years ago he came to our house and he's like, "Oh, yeah." And then right away you said, >> "Mhm." "Oh, yeah." Did you already know about that already or you heard him do it? >> I think I learned this like in second grade cuz I I I split my screen in half. Like I'm doing my work on this side and I'm watching YouTube on this side. >> Are you supposed to do that? >> No. >> But you found a way to cheat the system. >> And then whenever my teacher comes I I press the square and it goes back to normal. And then after I change it and go back. >> Oh, [sighs and gasps] you're fast. Do your other friends know how to do that? Or everyone is doing it? >> Even some of the best kids are doing it. >> Really? They're watching YouTube while doing their homework? >> Mhm. One time I think I saw a guy doing, "Oh, yeah, my balls." Like >> What the >> Like this.

8:25 >> What is that? >> I don't know. >> It was just a random kid going, "Oh, yeah, my balls." like that? That's the YouTube video? >> He probably got kicked in there. There's one where the guy holding a hammer. He's going to about a He's going to about to hit the metal like the screw and he swung this so hard he hit the guy in the head and then when he was walk and then there was a guy there was a bald guy and I had a dent in his head. Like that's what happened to him. >> So what what is one of your favorite things to do with your dad? Like seriously, not just >> Playing soldiers. >> Not just "Oh, yeah." >> Soldiers. >> Soldiers? I think I know one thing you really like doing with your dad cuz you can't do it with your mom. >> What? >> And most other kids aren't even allowed to do it. >> Rated R, baby. >> Watching rated R movies. >> Kids who are watching this, do not do not listen to what my dad says. >> Good job. You hear that, kids? Listen to

9:16 this kid cuz this kid knows what's going on. What's some of your favorite rated R movies? >> Um Robocop, Die Hard, uh >> The classics. >> Uh Bad Boys is not that rated R. Oh, >> But it is rated R. >> Yeah, Universal Soldier, >> Mhm. >> Uh Terminator 1 2 3 4 5 6, Robocop 1 2. >> And you watched all of them. Yep. >> Mhm. >> What about the recent one we watched? >> Oh, the Furious. I think it's the best one. >> Yeah, shout out to Brian. He did a great job. >> You did you did so good that I thought I thought I was never going to see a better rated R than that. >> Yeah, Ty is a huge huge fan of you cuz he's like, "Dude, look at the Juggernaut." He just keeps running through people. >> Asian Juggernaut. >> Asian Juggernaut. Guys buff, too, huh? >> Yeah, I I don't know how he survived the slam champ in your head. >> He's [snorts] tough. So, what about rated R movies do you

10:07 like so much? >> Like guts spilling out and like crazy stuff happening. Oh, I know another rated R I like, Jackass 3. >> That's true. >> That's like I think that's the second best. >> What's the first one? The Furious? And the second one you like Jackass 3? >> Yeah, it's so disgusting. >> So, you just like crazy disgusting stuff? >> And violence. >> Ah, >> [laughter] >> violence. Well, you know what? That's what we have in common. Cuz growing up, I love violence. >> Like Chucky? >> Um no, that was more scary. I liked more like Bruce Lee, him kicking everybody's ass. I like Bloodsport cuz Van Damme is kicking everybody's ass. I like guns. >> I like Jackie Chan cuz he's also kicking everybody's ass. I like I like guns because you get shot like this. Oh oh oh like this. Oh, hell no. >> Oh, what? Oh, hell no.

10:59 >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, that's awesome. Well, that's >> I like Jackass cuz they're doing funny stuff like one of them gets hit by a ball. Remember? >> Yeah. He almost flew into the sky. >> There's a new Jackass 4. Remember that other guy, the guy with like the beard? Remember how he passed away? >> Yeah. >> I think they I think they made a new one, a robot. >> A robot version of him? Woah, cuz I heard there's a new Jackass coming out. >> Uh-huh. And they had another step man come. He competed in Mr. Beast games. >> Yeah. >> That guy is crazy. He sticks hot sauce in his eye. >> Oh my god. >> He sticks wasabi You know how if you smell wasabi hits your nose? Instead he sticks it up his nose. >> That's insane. >> And the Golden Knights they hit hockey pucks at him. As hard as he can. >> That's crazy. >> He's like this, "Oh that felt good." >> That's what he said? >> He likes to balance knives on his face. >> That's pretty crazy. Junho Hwang

11:50 >> Is that an Asian name? >> Yes, sir. Junho Hwang asks, and you have to be serious about this one, okay? What is your favorite thing and worst thing about Mama? >> Mhm. She likes to play with me. >> So your favorite thing and you're going to pick your nose on camera? That's disgusting. So your favorite thing about your Mama is that she plays with you? >> Mhm. >> It's not because she loves you and she's very sweet with you? >> No. And my And my thing I hate? >> Yeah, what do you hate about Mama? >> Sometimes I get it Sometimes I do nothing and I get in trouble. >> Are you sure you did nothing? Give me an example. >> Mhm. I don't remember those crazy moments. >> So it just feels like you're just living your life do do do do and out of nowhere she just yells at you. >> Take that. >> And you go, "I don't speak Spanish,

12:40 lady." Is that Is that what that feels like? Oh, okay. You know what? I get that feeling, too. Cuz um you know what my mom used to do? >> Smacking with a slipper? >> Yes, but she never tells me why. She just have to figure it out. So I'll just be sitting there. And I'm like, And I'm like, "What did I do?" >> "What did I do? I'm under the water, please help me." >> And then if I guess wrong, she smacks me again. I'm like, "Is it because I didn't put the cup back?" "Oh, is it because I didn't take off my shoes?" >> "Is it because I Is it because I didn't flush the toilet?" >> Yeah. >> "Oh, oh, I'm going to get Oh, my butt cheeks are as red as a peach." >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Okay. Now, what is your favorite thing about Papa?

13:30 >> Um he plays with me, too. >> So, you just like play. You don't even care about love or about hugging and snuggling. You don't even care about that stuff? Okay. What's the worst thing about Papa? >> Um probably nothing. I know. >> No way. Pretend like I'm not Papa. Pretend I'm Mama. What's the worst thing about Papa? >> Nothing. >> No way. There's got to be something. >> Um when we when you when I'm when Mama when we're doing something, you have to say, "Hey, you got to go take a nap." >> You hate taking naps? I I I can understand. I don't like taking naps, either. >> I have to take one when we get home right now. >> That's what Mama said? >> No, no, I just know. I just know you. >> [laughter] >> But you do know why we're doing naps,

14:20 though, right? >> Cuz you want my life to be miserable. >> No. It's because what's the number one cause of the seizures? >> Fever or sleeping. >> Not enough sleep. That's why we like having naps. That's why. But when you're grown up, you don't have to take naps. Just right now. Okay, mister? Okay. Okay, mister funny guy. I Amar Leo asks, "Who's your favorite, Daddy or Mommy?" >> Tied. >> Tied? Are you sure? Not one little bit better than the other one? >> No. >> Let's say >> Well, I like you you're Mama second um because >> We're both second? >> Yeah, because you I like you >> Who's first? >> Um Grandma. >> Why is Grandma first? >> I just like her more. >> You just got to be she's the sweetest.

15:10 >> No. >> What is it? >> I don't know. >> Is it because she's the most loving and warm? >> I don't know. >> Is it because she makes the best chilaquiles in the world? >> That's probably true, but no. >> No. >> I don't know. Yeah, got to say you cuz I like you more. I don't know why I was spring. It's because uh you because I like you more that's something more than mama and I like mama more than something that I like more than you. >> No, I'm just kidding. So, it's So, it's tie. Just kidding. J Hey asks another question. >> Thing. >> Who would you want to trade bodies for a day with and why? >> My dad. >> You want to trade bodies with me? Why? >> So I can >> What is smack myself? >> And also I can make you say go take a

16:00 nap. >> So, you want me But I take a nap with you when you take a nap. >> Mhm. Yep. Blah blah. Mhm. >> And then and then and then I can tell you to go to jujitsu. >> Yeah. Which I I do jujitsu with you. >> And then I'm just going to stay home. >> When do I ever tell you go jujitsu and I stay home? >> Uh like one time. >> One time and never happens. >> One. You see this suck? >> want to trade bodies just so you can boss me around? >> Yes. >> What about you know when we have yes days? Does that feel pretty good? So, yes days is what we do at home is whenever Taika does something amazing and he earns a yes day for like a good 8 hours everything Taika wants to do we say yes. So, arcades, yes. Junk food all day, yes. Slushies, yes. Movies, yes. >> Theme parks at Circus Circus, yes. >> Theme parks, anything Anything he says

16:51 wants to eat pizza all day, yes. Do yes days kind of feel like that? Do you feel more like a parent that day cuz you get to boss us around? >> I'm going to make you bankrupt. >> Make me bankrupt? >> Like like I like I do in Monopoly. >> That's true. We've been playing Monopoly and he's so good. How many times have you won so far? 10 already? >> You won five. My mom won three. >> Dude, you're going to be rich when you grow up cuz that's that's some smart stuff. Oh, this is a good question. Pan EO6 asks, and you have to be serious with this one, okay? And think back. What was the first thought that you had when you realized your parents were famous? >> Good. >> That was your thought? When did you But when did you first realize that? >> Uh when I was looking when I was like I looked up my friend like Rudy. And then after I looked up my mom and dad and and then I also looked at this,

17:42 "What the how do you own YouTube?" And I was like this, "What the They they have a YouTube channels?" And then I was watching them. For like a second and then went off. >> Oh, that's crazy. What about like when you were super young? Like maybe when you were three or four, did you ever think it was uh did it ever stand out to you that people wanted to take pictures with me and Mama? >> No, I got used to it. >> But it never stood out to you. You were just like, "Oh, I guess people like to take pictures." >> No. >> It just was normal. It didn't it wasn't anything weird. >> Uh-huh. Cuz I was young. I I hardly even knew what planet I was on. >> Yeah, cuz you were still like pooping your pants, so you don't really know what's going on. But then now you want you saw us on YouTube and you're like, "Oh, wow, Mama and Papa used to make a bunch of YouTube videos." >> Or I think when I first went onto the JKNews podcast, when I first went on there. >> Yeah. >> Then that was probably when I first

18:33 knew. >> You were already pretty You're still pretty young. I think you were four, maybe. Do you remember that video? Where uh >> I was in that crazy chair? >> Yeah. >> Not that Not that one, the other one. >> The other one. They asked you They asked you uh if you're Chinese or Mexican and you said, "I'm Chinese." You remember that one? >> I'm not even Chinese. I'm Taiwanese. >> All right. What Same thing. Okay. Uh I believe >> I can fly. >> This is the last question, so thank you guys for making it all the way here, guys. Who is Thomas N asks, "If you were a bug, what bug would you want to be?" >> Bees. >> You want to be a bee? Why? >> So I can make honey and eat them. >> But you don't even like honey. >> But I'm a grown-up bee, sir. >> Oh, okay. So you're going to have grown-up taste buds, so you don't like bees now.

19:23 And then he asks, "And how would you eat me?" >> What do you mean? >> If you're a bug, what bug would you be and how would you eat me? >> What do you mean? What do you mean? >> I don't know. That's the That's the problem with the internet. People are weird. They ask weird stuff. >> If If you're If you're listening to this, just ignore him. >> Yeah. Ignore >> Doesn't he Does he's He's He's hardly does even know what planet he's on. >> Yeah, you don't even know what planet you're on, dude. >> Not to you. >> I'm not talking about you. I'm talking to this guy. This is the guy that's asking the weird questions. I'm just asking the question he asked. >> That guy is literally listening to Ray right now. >> Yeah, hey Sai. Next time you got to write a question that a 8-year-old can understand. But thank you so much for tuning in. >> I'm not 80. >> You're not 80, you're 8. But thank you guys for tuning in. This is a really fun uh episode cuz I got to ask you all these cutie questions that you guys tuned in on. So don't forget to follow the JK News Instagram, also my Instagram, Bart Kwan. Um is there any

20:13 last things you want to say to them? >> Yeah. Bye-bye and see you in the next episode.

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