0:00 thank you [Music] I want some Sichuan chicken JK the new Tabasco leave it in leave it in leave that in search one chicken that might be on topic because there is a Chinese surveillance balloon that is flying over the northeastern Northwestern United States I've seen that ████ that's crazy it looks like the balloon was camouflaged to look like the moon almost so that it doesn't draw attention because it's like a white circular disc so I think they made it where it's like if we just had a glass moon or a star or whatever but then there was a video I saw where someone's like wait that's the Moon is that a moon and then they look like there's two million it was in Canada first huh and then Canada's like what should we do they think it was launched from there I'm gonna blow it up but they're like no but then like people
0:51 might get hurt when the ████ debris go down there just let's just let it fly for a couple days one of my favorite tweets was this one it says uh people be like nobody needs a AR-15 LOL Bro there's Chinese air assets over U.S soil see this ████ that's like that's true holy ████ that's crazy dude it's like it's like 80 000 feet my question is why do they need to do that if they already got tick tock well that's a really good question by the way because they're literally in your phone ████ seeing everything you're doing they ████ get a hot air balloon some archaic-ass spy machine should they be Antico no no they got nice assets they still haven't got it down at this moment it's still up it's still up it's yeah China has actually owned it now because people were saying this is a conspiracy theory and like pretty quick early on like we don't know what it is and then China's like yo
1:41 that's our balloons are if I had to guess I would say they now have uh views of where our geographical assets are like our missionary base is here nuclear power plants here missiles here that that probably a reason why are they getting from this they don't get from satellite imagery like what's yeah they got Google Earth we all got Google Earth some think it is a perhaps an experiment where about maybe enp like they if they were to detonate EMP pulse us out continental United States black us out would be pretty ████ yeah pretty that's really scary but it's been in Canada though what's that that's been Canada no it's over the United States right now for like they said well the Pentagon was saying that it will allow it for a couple days and then they'll take it down or something but that's wild right like why it's crazy even a couple days yeah well if your buds the US aircraft in the in the international
2:32 waters they're they're gonna fire on you or at least their reasoning was where it was at it can potentially hurt people on the ground so that was the reasoning of since when did they give a ████ about that they don't have a protocol to safely take these down that's like saying there's a missile going over we can't shoot it down because it's gonna it's like well you wanna save the whole country that's like when they're launching scud missiles in Afghanistan and then they're like oh no we don't give a ████ about the people on the ground that's a good point give me a break they're Canadians so that's probably why they don't want to hurt them but they're over us now yeah they're over us now we're hardcore as ████ well maybe they don't want to hurt the people in the midwest I don't know the war over less my friend the official report is they didn't want the debris to harm potential people when
3:22 the area where it's over send an amber alert be like go like this for 30 minutes yeah you'll be okay one of my favorite things you'll like this bird and you'll like this joke um there's a guy you guys won't like it because you don't know ████ about guns because you're a ████ for brains well there's a guy there's a bunch of like there's a bunch of like right there's a bunch of right winger dudes who are like who are like well how come some Hunter hadn't shot it down yet what a bunch of ████ up there dude that's so far yeah would you say it was 80 000 dude you know what's funny and AR could reach that my dumb ass would have been like why don't we just send the plane up there to bump it it's a balloon for God's sakes to bump it back into Canada okay dude send a plane up there to bump it back into Canada yeah dude Batman 1989 ████ scissors that ████ yeah that's right yeah send
4:12 the ████ air play skydiver and pop the balloon if Red Bull can send a space skydiver just for a video get up Red Bull oh that's the ultimate social media hot take isn't it yeah Red Bull could have done it why can't the United States do ████ Red Bull may have accidentally hit that on the way down I know is that Sean Connor reaction again I like it that's not much hunger you don't know who's stronger you don't know how much you don't just do it again Sean Connery oh Anthony Lee I see you Anthony Lee you ████ wait say the thing he says about a slapping a woman thing oh yeah what do you say he said um sometimes I need a good slap yeah sometimes a woman needs a good slap ████ love I love the tube behind it yeah I love that knowing it'll be in print and just committing and he
5:02 just says it just normally he's like yeah they just do why are you looking like so China is owning it like yeah we're spying on you ████ they've owned it and the United States government has owned that they know it's China as well and then China came out and said they own so like if they like shoot it down or something is that scene as like an act of War I don't know over our airspace but China's basically saying hey don't worry about it because it's civilian oh they're saying it's like a weather data thing it's mostly just used for like we're checking some weather ████ but don't you love them mostly and especially yeah in China everything's military-on what the ████ are you talking about there is no civilians but mostly for like a data collection you know like exactly like we just want to see how many you guys use a tick tock did it come from Vancouver what's scary is my earthquake kit and my Ziploc bag it's just like animal
5:52 crackers a Capri Sun a couple of those things I never thought we would be full-wide County City Blackout what about after the damage you didn't get a bunch of ████ after the demo I did I have but not enough for a ████ blackout like that I know isn't that scary that's crazy add more ████ it's over friends like we're talking like total I think Bedlam in the united we see like the LA people looting now when the lights are on and there's cops imagine when cop comms don't work they can't ████ you can't even call 9-1-1 and the lights are off what kind of s███'s gonna have just goes yeah yeah California has a lot of Teslas holy ████ or they just go you really think there's such an EMP that can can't cover like that much area I don't know what China's doing I don't think they got some good ████ I don't know what grid they would have to hit but maybe that's kind of
6:42 what they're doing I wonder if you have ever seen other than the Matrix was the one in Ocean's 11. shout out Don Cheadle do you guys know if shout out George Clooney he's worked the same way that they are assumed to work like from video games and movies different or are they totally fictional oh yeah I'm watching GoldenEye the James Bonds movie yeah and that was pretty sick because it ████ up an entire because it's super sick every time they use it but then whenever they do use it in movies it's not permanent yeah or it's always like temporary and then it goes back online also every single time they use it there's always like that backup generator that pops on or something like that you have one I don't got a generator in my house I should probably get one you don't have a generator no dude I just hope that one when trying it seems like a generator guy but yeah I know generator no I need one you have like a buddy that knows somebody that knows somebody who has
7:32 generators team standard you don't even know you probably built a custom generator or something like how don't you have a generator honestly I'm gonna get one now you're kind of opposing add to cart right now I'm buying a ████ generator dude you're no property the prepper Community disavows you yeah feel for that right yeah so you need to get a couple gallons of gas I don't think he knew that he's probably about to pop and lock all over that I didn't know there was fuel for a generator yeah the outdoor is longer than you think the lights go out and he's like okay my skills are I'm gonna do the roly-poly if Steve's outside for a second type of ventilating getting sunburns okay I don't get that so I burned I mean I give a little bird you got to get new fuel like every two three months too that ████ gets old
8:26 oh you need some energy what skills do you have if after this video we're gonna go talk in the corner I'm like you know right now what do you got for sunglasses again he is an eagle scout oh yeah he's probably had the most survival skills out of all that's cool all kinds of hell and not time if it all goes black you can tie like you're trying to ████ seven thousand ████ that's sick dude hey clap back dude tell me your skills dog his Eagle Scout stuff that's a very American tradition he sprays his ankle I could take a book wrap it around take a handkerchief and tie that ████ and then you can walk a little longer I could be like be careful that's poison sumac I'll own it I'll own it I got mode yeah what's your rebuttal Steve how would you take care of him he was Zero he was hurt yeah
9:18 and yeah taken care of how are you going to just laugh and endorse that that's ████ racist right there these white people think different dude is that right you guys are going against the Boy Scout Association no I'm with him I like that he knows how to take him a Sprint I'm calling Anthony dude but then now I like the beer on his head visual dude yeah it's a funny visual are We Done Yet yeah I think we tried to we got it laughs foreign
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