0:00 thank you [Music] so have you guys um you guys heard that Logan Paul has made the transition to a woman to the WWE okay never mind a fish there's a lot of news bro I saw the one like clip of him in it and he was great good when he did the ████ when are you doing all the flip-flops yeah but didn't he already wrestled though so like isn't that a part of his world we call it wrestler yeah yeah that's a high level right is way different than acrobatics oh like he did flips and then he got a chair and slapped somebody yeah like he like all of those crazy back flips jumping like 10 feet in the air like that's way different or to like do a whole wrestling match like for the first time is like it was just choreographed you know what I mean so that's like totally different nah dude that's just real yeah I never mentioned
0:50 that uh you did uh wrestling in college to me when we were hanging out [Laughter] cool guy yeah very I actually you really like them I do it's pretty likable on podcasts yeah yeah he's the hardest worker that I uh met in a long time his drink company is with UFC yeah Prime which is pretty cool how is it with the UFC now they are it's the official drink uh hydration it's honestly the prime contract can get Zoe in there huh do you like the amount of um the the sugars is low and all that kind of stuff yeah yeah it's really good electrolytes I think it's great it tastes good it looks like you're a bang boy nah not like that only in a pinch but only when I really need some caffeine for 300 milligrams though sometimes your boy just needs 300 million oh his drink isn't an energy drink what is happening
1:40 it's a Gatorade thing yeah yeah but you know he released the energy drink yeah yeah it's pretty good what happened to Vitamin Water I don't see that ever 50 cent's not promoting it no more do you think he sold the company yeah he did I think he made a good amount of money art water remember Jan Anderson and then they got the chick from Spider-Man's to do it now I like the bottles yeah yeah oh you know how I know marketing works on me I get smart water because it fits in my backpack better because it's longer and skinnier but then I see there's the blue one and then there's the black one and because that one's like ph9 or alkaline you're like I'll tell you I don't even know what that means I'm like alkaline is better than me telling the checkout guy I don't even know what it does I'm like it's the same stuff that's in batteries that's got to be good I think smart water tastes good compared to like the Sani Arrowhead bro
2:30 Dasani takes like ████ toilet water I don't want I don't like the bottle it not like to drink it oh yeah yeah I do okay um Dasani film s come on I'm gonna show you guys a clip or we can talk about bottled water bottle of water this is Logan Paul and some are calling this the greatest wrestling move in the history of wrestling he made up a new move let's see what is it called what is it called it's a big ████ too wow oh oh that's ████ cool slime dude see you can't do that's not you don't do that ████ at wrestling collisions ████ crazy that's a close line from Hell brother gcw they did that and then flipped both of them yeah that was crazy so both of them were taken to the ambulance after that and then they put neck braces on
3:20 them both oh beat them up in the house and then Stone Cold was in the hospital punching him and he came off the top of a shelf and just like went through the hospital bed and they plugged the ████ IV bag and everything it's crazy that's ████ up wd's WWE is in a different world I can't believe they let him do Libre the other day so good and I was like ████ dude this movie was so so good it's so good yeah and then the Anaconda squeezed I was like man that move is classic I don't remember that movie you don't remember not to leave it at all not even go go away read some books I don't think I saw them once I saw year one it took place in my memory of that oh yeah oh no three things guys it's good summon your Eagle powers where did you watch it on what's streaming it didn't work I uh watching
4:12 on Amazon Joe if you had a wrestling finishing movement it had to be something racist Joe's wrestling finish called the cream pie oh I like that it'd be a little racist because then I really miss how everything used to be a Trope about a culture you know like something Japanese well then call it the Japanese skate and eat oh I like it the Japanese or the the ████ what does that mean anything like pour it all over so you could I could come all over the face so it's not wrestling anymore so yes you're literally doing it I thought the calculus ████ on the chest all right so so is this Joe's move dude come on wriggle dude
5:16 he's gonna kiss his ass yeah he's gonna kiss his ass too he's like gumbo Vince McMahon's so ████ funny oh he even took off his ████ underwear too this is dude this is America right here dude it's so funny bro this is why our country is the best this is why I think I think WWE is a great litmus test for humor you really take this too seriously like bro when I was a kid I used to think this ████ was so ████ real bro it is real bro it is like the story lines like oh I used to be so mad all the time when I used to watch how long are they gonna take to kick his kisses chapstick that's ████ funny dude who are the writers of the WWE and the way he's like troubled like oh no he's actually putting on in a ████ suit he's dreading at the whole side and this
6:06 is from the attitude I think Aaron Sorkin The Attitude Era is our ████ wait who's gonna be that's William Regal does it dude that's the best this is our North Star so stupid this is where we gotta get to yeah they're so good at milking it there that's nothing they know they got like a 15 minute segment that's the thing and then they break the commercial look at this look at this ████ mouth dude oh oh you got it dude that's Joe's move but Joe sucking come out of the guy's ass after he finishes inside of them do you guys see that one where the guy his hand becomes a ████ snake yeah that's mankind dude yes there's another one too I don't know if it was WWE but a
6:56 guy goes and grabs his dick and then the dick ████ him up oh yeah the guy just uses his dick yeah dude in the Facebook move it was like the that one guy he would like get a guy on the turnbuckle and he's laying down and the guy's like laying down like this yeah and then the guy like does a flying scissor kick and just like like bounces his his legs off the guy's face like with his cross like touches the guy's face for a second he goes like this wow and then he keeps on going he rides his face yeah he rides his face I like that one I think it's a Japanese wrestler but it's he's just invisible have you seen that what so he's just an invisible wrestler so everyone has to play along like he's in the ring or they're pinning an invisible partner yeah yeah but he's basically he's there he's the second that guy's the sickest game yo that wrestling match that you
7:48 took us to that was so fun we gotta go again that's a great job I didn't get to go it's a great you would do you would eat it up get your ████ stapled to his forehead I'm a ████ crazy I love it it was so good and the fact that you as a spectator could get ████ up if you don't move yeah we were ████ honestly screaming it was crazy yeah it's too bad I love that stuff pull the ████ a stapler out of his ████ backpack after we go we gotta ask whatever wrestler we love the best to come here and do the show yeah because they would be down dude they're great yeah who's your favorite wrestler out of that show cartwheel Jack cartwheel Jack was hella sick all of his moves are cartwheel based like all the Slime and like he starts off he'll do like a cartwheel and then his mission is to make the opponent like caught with he's like come on you do it and he goes oh no I don't want it
8:39 no but then somewhere in the match he'll throw him and make the guy quite well he'll go get him more fired up or Grim reefer is a great character but he didn't come out we're the one that gets stoned yeah Grim Reaper is just this dude looks like a regular Stoner guy he gets his ass whooped the whole match at some point he'll be like on his like death bed just basically laying there the other guy's like yeah and then he pops up and he's got a lit blunt and just goes puff of smoke and then everyone goes crazy because he's just about to just destroy the guy and it's so funny first yeah dude these gimmicks man I love when Hulk Hogan was getting his ████ ass wrecked in the ring and then all of a sudden he just like brother here you go and then yeah oh
9:30 yeah no no no no no no no no no no no yeah this this right here is everything and then and then you could punch Hulk like you were the whole match and he's just like every time you hit him he just gets stronger I just love the playing along it's like the way that you hoped your dad would play along with you when you're a kid it's the same like look up on the some of the best compilations to ever watch is like the top 10 botched moments in the WWE where guys will like the cue is he's supposed to clothesline him out the ████ ring and he doesn't do it or he doesn't fly over and then he'll just throw himself out and it's like so obvious because they ████ up it's great is the number one moment that one dude something Jack character Cactus Jack no not Cactus Jack he was like an ECW guy
10:20 something Jack yeah saboo where'd you do this it's always the number one botch where like so uh he he was just crazy he was one of those ECW guys that loves to like bleed but eventually in this one match he just takes out a like the other guy wasn't following his commands so he got mad so he took out an actual knife and just stabbed the dude 12 times I don't know that one what the ████ was it Chris Benoit dude hold on video it's all on video yeah so he so he stabs a guy oh no it's actual like there's documentaries and everything oh ████ yeah because he stabbed him and this dude's he's still around to give interviews today about it but he's not dead no the guy didn't die and and uh the guy waved the charges in order to make Jack become his mentor shut the ████ up dude Mentor in the storyline or in real life this is real
11:12 life he was like can you guide me as a wrestler what then I'll drop the charger but the guy tried to kill him I know ████ exactly was he trying to kill him you're just crazy as ████ yeah he's crazy he's nuts cause at least you'd be maybe it's like hey dude I thought that was the spring knife I cannot ████ believe this ████ you know I mean like maybe that's wild but instead he's like this guy yeah it's a crazy dude we gotta look that up you're my hero it's nuts I can't believe my biggest Hero trying to kill me yeah and it was a it was like an audience was there and everything it's all on video still he's crazy the honest one I thought was just like wrestling that's not even his only thing that he tried where he tried to kill somebody either he's done multiple things where like you know when they go on the top of the rafters and stuff like he's done stuff where like uh they're supposed to throw this guy onto a stack of tables
12:03 and he purposely tried to like miss it to kill the guy and the guy didn't die but he admits today he's like yeah I was trying to kill him whoa ████ dude is it because he's trying to like make history in the wrestling he might just be like oh ECW was known as the hardcore ████ ECW was crazy what oil
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