0:00 everything that we discovered in science about the universe now and then imagine going on an iasa trip and experiencing what that feels like to be everything to be like like a toilet astronomers have detected a mysterious blast of radio waves what that have taken 8 billion years to reach Earth W is it cuz like a star imploded and then the aftermath goes imagine tuning into it and all you hear is oh yeah unfortunately is not like that you ████ IA ████ R not even I dude it might be sobs right fast radio burst we've been listening to fast radio burst for a long time right for for many years we don't know their Origins um the first FB was discovered in 2007 and
0:52 since then hundreds of these little quick Cosmic flashes have been detected coming from distant points all across the universe but we don't know what it is we don't know the origin we know that it's a radio burst it's not like a blown up star we don't know I think it is like a sun fart or something I think it is could be a sun fart we don't know is that called a solar flare what else could it be Ken it's called a sun fart dude it could be uh other civilizations blasting out radio waves all the way so we can get it yeah sending deep house through the Swedish House Mia through the yeah dude space sending MCO what is a Dr it's the rude that would be sick though like it was like some other like thing that's like trying to blast like they're seeing if there's other living beings outside
1:42 and then we're receiving it and then we're listening it's going sucks but it's crazy that's like 8 million years ago right yeah explor space billion what if it's like Morse code but they're saying help me but we're taking it as oh that's sick Bro these guys are sick that's very sad if it's a billion year old distress call help me help me cuz that could be like us imagine we get into like World War II we have a nuclear war boom right and then they flies back over there and they're like oh ████ there's a nuclear war over there but by the time they come over it's ████ torched yeah that's realistic what if all we ever achieve as a species is that we just sent a bunch of ████ radio shows into the universe and and and TV shows and that's it like War of the Worlds R all we do yeah cuz
2:32 like think about that like right in the cosmic scale yeah we're we're beaming this ████ all over the place but then if like if we blow ourselves up that's all we're ever going to be seen for they'll never know about anything they'll never know about the Statue of Liberty or like the way we lived or anything they'll just hear like a bunch of ████ about about our culture what do you want what do you think our culture should be remembered by or our life American or the Earth culture Earth let's start with America and then let's go Earth uh PornHub Tool Time honestly that's probably a big big player if they saw our servers right now they'd be like these animals really like to mate they they like to reproduce they like to watch other people mate yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we like to watch people it is kind of funny but then that that's how we survive as an organism right it's like you got to want to like
3:22 keep but then but then apparently watching others mate causes less mating yeah bro if you think about it we're such cucks we watch bees ████ what right we want dude don't scientists do oh oh you're right you're talking about not us you watch any nature documentary we're watching things ████ almost every time we're fascinated by it yeah we love it can't stop watching it when my dog starts humping it's hilarious the Earth too is like we have like what 20 30,000 years of just like ancient ████ that we don't even know happened right the pyramids and stuff right so it's like we have all of that plus up to date now if you were an alien how would you even begin to like know how the human culture and everything is cuz it's changed so ████ much dude you know what would be sick if we got discovered by aliens but all that was left over was like our
4:13 music like The our electronics and our music and all the art that we left behind so when they see it it's like they're tapping they're tapping into like the music that we used to listen to as a civilization and then to see how they would react to that like that would be yeah but would it be like Swedish House Mafia would it be like you remember infinite amount yeah but you remember Guardians how like he's like hey check out my ████ Walkman and she's like what the ████ is this Florence Against the Machine yeah or something like that let that coochie breathe that's but imagine if that's what we were known for like our our music taste you know sounds like a bummer dude sounds like one of the things we would be known for cuz that's on the golden record like that we sent out but you know what's crazy is that we can hear frequencies at a certain point right what if it gets to a group of aliens that don't register the same
5:04 sound so like for example like and like yeah whatever like they can they can hear a different frequency that we can't yeah and then so like or like dogs too yeah they can hear other stuff that we can't so I'm like what if it just goes out but then they don't have the same tools that we do like they don't see the same way they might be blind you know what I mean like kind of like whale language cuz they're extremely and we just think it's a bunch of whack sounds that's what I like about the the ant the anthill theory that like anything that's so Advanced that it could even see what we're doing looks at it like it's so nothing and they just go oh it's like when you look at an anill you're not trying to talk to them you just go oh gross oh that's cool yeah because like imagine being so Advanced that you could literally watch at any time you're not
5:54 going to be that interesting can you imagine that like we there's several of us like anthills so like there's other planets that they know and they just see it as like oh that's another ant that's another ant my theory is that there's always weirdos in society who have ant farms that's pretty weird there's got to be someone that's fascinated by the majority probably is like e whatever and then some of them are like I think it's kind of cool so maybe that's that one alien we keep seeing the ████ pill thing the Tic Tac he's the weirdo like no these guys are kind of sick I like that that's actually kind of a tight theory that makes a lot ofense he wants to a closer look cuz of course right like like I mean some sometimes like when when Joe Rogan's going on on a topic I don't care about I'm like you know what I mean like it's just about preference it's about like what what is what is it and he's the most popular guy on Earth so he's the most popular guy on Earth and
6:44 sometimes I'm like I had him out and then we all do that so like what if you know you're you're like I think I'm a nerd about this particular subject and nobody's really watching this stuff and that's why there's videos on YouTube with guys doing toy train stuff what if we're like an aliens planetarium like like you know how like you watch a YouTube video and then you just create like a world and then like you have all the well not a world but like fish tank and then a little fish tank is going around and they don't know that it's a human doing all this ████ they're just like w I'm in a ████ fish tank right so it's like what if we are in an observing tank for some alien kid and this is his video game dang when you were on iasa oh let's go did you ever did you ever have a realization of like like what's the purpose of the human race not purpose but more so like perspective what's the perspective the
7:34 perspective is what you think your reality is now that's not the only reality that exists because what like what were you before what were humans and planet Earth before it became that there's some sort there was some sort of Consciousness or some sort of life that first had to become this then to evolve into this and then it became humans eventually right based off of theory but then what I saw was dude we were always there since the beginning of time to the end of time that Consciousness or life is always there even if you're dead or alive or whatever oh that's the perspective that I saw that's why it makes so you were an amiba dude I felt like I was just a part of everything you just were like the universe is a tree like we are the universe like because keep yeah yeah because if you think about we all inhabit space like we're all living
8:25 floating around space you know but then you were a toilet can you answer him though um I no comment I I cannot say yes or no CU then you like to get peed on and that gets weird yeah I don't want to open that up cuz it's crazy like as big as a planet is right yeah when you zoom out there's actually way more space in space than there our planets and you're like damn what is this fast thing what's the whole point what's holding it up so imagine that right so imagine everything that we discovered in science about the universe now and and then imagine going on an iasa trip and experiencing what that feels like to be everything to be like a part of like a toilet don't imagine it just go was like to be a b it's held up by a be that's why I really I really love that that Rick and
9:15 mor episode where they find out that like Rick created a whole universe just to be the car battery of his car so that it never dies and then they go inside that universe and a dude in there did the same thing with his car so it's like infinite right so you see like the infinite Loop of how everything is and he tells him like dude simul you're just a car battery and he's like what this whole ████ world it's just the power of your car I mean that's kind of if the simulation theory is real right like if isn't that kind of funny that we're playing um GTA while if we are a similation being played yeah it's like a game within a game it dude I still kick your ass at Halo I don't give up a game within a game especially with a civil war DLC let's go
10:05 [Music] baby
// end of tape