0:00 I love that we invaded Iraq and then we're in Iraq and we're like, "Yeah, yeah, you better be better to women." Okay. >> I don't like how you treat these ladies over here. >> Or as we leave Afghanistan, hey, be good to women. [Music] >> All right. You guys hear about this Chinese hotel where they have a wake up service where these red pandas >> climb up into guests beds? Shut the ████ up. That's sick. Actual red pandas. >> Yeah, actual red pandas. >> Wait, what do the red pandas do? >> They they wake you up. They climb in your bed. >> Oh ████ >> They sending They send these little guys. >> What? >> That's cute. >> I would go to this hotel, >> right? >> I didn't even know that people were allowed to interact with them like that. Just fleas.
0:51 >> Are they like Are they pretty chill? >> I think so. >> It's a good camera. What the >> There's a buddy. >> He's already awake though. >> I know. I know. >> Well, the tub was scum. They already knew. They don't know. >> What do you They already knew. >> This is like breakfast and bed. That's cool. >> That's a pretty sick hotel. >> Oh my god. >> No, I thought that was going to walk come up to you and like lick your face and ████ >> Yo, hey, there should be a 5% chance that it's like a grizzly bear. >> You won the grand prize. >> Oh, this is ████ great. >> I'm awake. I'm awake. >> It's like you know me. I'm a heavy sleeper, you know. Shut the ████ up. Shut the ████ up, Bill. >> So, they have the hotel has four resident red pandas that visit guests and jump on their beds in the morning. And obviously, this was like a tuber scum. Who knew this was going to happen? So, they're ready and filming and got the ring lights in there and all that ████
1:41 >> Tuber scum. >> But, um, but yeah, so this Lehi Leu Ling Jang Holiday Hotel. >> You're making ████ words up, dude. Come on. Say the real name. Le Jang Holiday Hotel. >> He literally says that. Could you at least try? >> He did it. He did it. Show Ryan, >> could you at least try >> put some like effort? You >> said a million Chinese things in your life. Put some effort. Put some effort. Put some You could do better than that. >> I think he's being respectful. >> With the accent. >> What the heck? >> He was legit. >> You have to use the accent. >> Yeah. >> I can't cuz then I sound like a vacation debt. >> Try it. >> You know what I mean? Where I'm ordering. >> Oh, we'll take the carada. >> You know what I mean? It's not bad. It's really good. >> As a whitey, you can't do it. >> Yeah. just then people just go >> Yeah. Yeah. They look at you funny if you do it. >> Spit on your food. >> Um so yeah, they're going to they have
2:31 been called on by the local forestry bureau to stop this service. >> Oh >> yeah. And most a lot of guests come here for this gimmick. Apparently >> there's only four of them in for the whole hotel. >> That's slavery. >> Slavery. >> Damn. >> Yeah. What if everyone wants to wake up at 7:00 in the morning? Like it's there's not enough >> limited slots. But yeah, apparently they um yeah, they're going to have to stop this thing cuz the the hotel said you got to cease all close contact activities between the pandas and visitors. Uh and they're talking about ma basically concerns about disease or or u >> see that's my question. >> That's my question. >> Why why they they're full of like an like some kind of parasites or some ████ >> I know people saw this video that the tuber scum made, right? And then they
3:21 started commenting everywhere all over the the Chinese um hotels reviews area and they're like this they're going people are going to get diseases people are going to get hurt. But then the hotels like we had them vaccinated and then we borrowed them from a zoo so they've been well taken care of and >> you think people be >> but they're getting so much heat that they're just discontinuing the service because people online are being s█████. >> No. Yeah. Cuz no one can do anything nice until >> people don't trip on like the animal cafes in like Japan. >> Yeah. They I think all those get tripped on all the time. They can't do nothing about In Japan, they're like, I don't care. >> Even in Vegas, Even in Vegas, they got uh they got the puppy stores that people were tripping on >> and they're making they're making them illegal. But then when I was at the puppy store the same day, they were like, "Oh, yeah, they're making illegal, but we have loopholes already. We're going to stay open." >> Wa. >> They already have it in place. It doesn't matter. >> Have you guys been to one? I don't know why they don't have them here, but I was
4:11 like, "Discount puppies? What does that mean?" And then there one in Vegas. >> There's a bunch of them. Yeah, >> there's a bunch. Yeah. >> Puppies for less. There's discount puppies. >> I've seen puppies for less >> for less. >> What's in there, though? It's >> just hella dogs. >> Hella dogs. Yeah, >> it's the best. But it's really good quality puppies. Like >> they have some in Florida, too. >> Like >> for low low deals. >> Eat them, dude. >> Wag you dogs. >> Good quality. >> Heard of Wag? It's Wagu. >> Wag you. >> Yeah. They have um they have like these like really specific breeds. It's like and they're thousands of dollars. Like obviously it's like very expensive. But it is a discount though cuz like let's say a golden retriever normally be like three grand or something, right? But at discount puppy be like a grand. >> Yeah, you could you can haggle like you're an aggrobot too. >> Sweet. >> Yeah, but uh they have some in Florida also and they're like like Frenchies and
5:01 everything. They're like 13 grand. >> Frenchies are next level though. >> Sick. >> Frenchies are going to die any minute. >> Have you just a petting zoo and you pretend you're going to get anything and you just leave? >> Yeah. >> Paying like multiple mortgage payments on a dog. Dude, for French Bulldogs, >> they get a lot. It's really >> Frenchies. The When we asked for the price, they said 13 G's. >> Some I knew a buddy who >> Honda Civic >> who bought like a Frenchie for like 20 grand. >> Yep. >> Good god. >> 20 grand. >> Breed it. It's a female so they can breed it >> because it they the puppies are >> a lot of money. Dude, >> I'm doing payment plan. Dude, >> take Afterpay. >> You probably can. >> They can come repo me though. I don't want them repo. >> Yeah, they they might. If you don't make your payments, they will. Pull the dog. >> Don't miss a payment. >> They get they get me walking the dog and they just pull up. >> Did you know that your VPN can still track your internet history? Mhm. You'll
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6:44 >> Do you think that having like pet stores is a good way to uh I guess stave off like backyard breeding being too high or do you think it like actually makes it worse? >> I think it's okay to have it. I think it' be >> I think pet stores are dope. >> I think pet stores are dope. Uh definitely avoid breeding on the backyard type of vibe. Obviously, if it's backyard type of vibes, it would be a little bit cheaper in my honest opinion. >> The whole store thingy. >> Yeah. >> I think it's just that it's their reason to make it expensive. >> Cuz like I've heard the argument that in Vegas are like if we take away all these pet stores, then it's nothing but backyard breers and they're going to go ramp. They're going to make more. >> Oh, so it makes it >> cuz now it's like there's like a regulated avenue. >> That's probably hella true. >> It's kind of like prostitution when when it's legal. It's like people are protected more, the women are protected, everyone's like tested. But then if it's just Figuroa, then good luck.
7:34 >> Yeah, cuz I don't know if there's puppy mills, but that's that used to be the problem. I saw news a lot where people go like these animal stores or whatever, they're sourcing their puppies from like all these like crazy breeders. >> They pretty much are. >> Yeah, >> that's like the whole thing. There's definitely puppy mills. >> Yeah, cuz then are the pet stores still buying from those same backyard breeders? Probably. But that's why I like to say I love pesto because it really pisses some people off out there and I I enjoy that. >> I think the Hey, the store I went to, the the workers were super >> They were super. What kind of white guy are you right now? >> No, they were just super chill. Super they, you know, colored hair. I was like, "Okay, you guys, they really cared about their animals." >> Oh, is that an LGBT staff? >> Yeah. Yeah. It was just like they're super super chill, super very informative, very educational, and they're just really taking care of the puppies all over the place.
8:24 >> Yeah. When a place is dirty, I feel like something shady is going on. Like if there's ████ everywhere, and you're just like, "Man, this place is bad." But if it's clean, you're like, "Yeah, maybe if it came from a puppy mill, but then now it's in a nice clean place." >> Don't forget about that one Hollywood pet pet hotel where they look so ████ perfect, clean, straight A's, and then there footage of the that one girl slamming the dog on the ground. ████ >> You remember that? >> See, that's just one. I don't >> That place was like spotless and in the back it was Royal Rumble. >> I'd be pissed. >> Damn, man. >> You just never know, man. >> That happens a lot, though. It's like you just never know when someone It's either videos of somebody like the guy who showers your grooms your dog is like singing with it or it's like they're chucking the dogs across the >> nannies that get frustrated with babies crying. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Oh, dude, that ████
9:15 >> Yeah, they're worse. says are the nannies with with the old people too. Just smacking the ████ out of them and stuff, hitting them with newspapers and stuff. >> Dancing on their heads. >> Yeah. Dancing on their heads. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> They tap dance on their heads. >> Working on his head. >> And she was she had a whole series. She was doing it to like multiple patients. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> She had like quite the following. >> Working on her patient. >> She said that they like it or some ████ right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I mean >> free lap dance. >> Some of them might. Some of them might, but some of them look pissed in the videos. Some of them looked asleep. the old white women. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's so crazy to do. >> Wow. >> Imagine making that first video and it it pops on social media. So, you're like, I guess I got to do a whole series. >> It's pretty obvious that you can't do anything with entertainment and animals without somewhere in the world, namely America, get coming down before. >> Yeah. But then Air Bud survived, >> right? >> Yeah. But then look what happened a
10:06 couple years later though. Look what happened. They were like, "Oh, yeah. He was bad. Someone the trainer messed up. >> We don't make Airbud no more." And the >> they just always that stories like that always come out. >> And the guy who like trained Airbud went homeless and died, right? That guy. >> Yeah, I remember you told us that story. >> He never made enough money from him. >> Mm- >> But there's like 20 Airbuds. >> I know, dude. He's throwing a football. >> No royalties. It didn't sound right. >> They had to play hockey and stuff. >> He's grappling these days. >> It's like a really sad story. >> Yeah. >> It just didn't work calling Airbud if he's playing soccer to me. >> No, cuz the Air thing was like all about basketball. >> It's like Air Jordan Air Butt. >> Yeah. Right. Uh, >> what should they have called it >> for what? Which one? >> Soccer. >> Kick butt. >> Kickbud. >> Kick. >> Kick. Kick butt's good. >> Kick butt. >> Really good. >> Bud kick. >> Even like the uh giraffe hotels they have in like Africa, people from America
10:57 are coming down on that. Like >> really? >> Shut up, dude. >> Cuz remember when they had the even even in Asia where they had the monkeys that they trained to like pick the bananas? Americans were like that's animal cruelty to a freaking guy that makes probably 5 cents a day. I was at a monkey forest in Bali. It was one of the greatest days of my life. And and the monkeys just trying to pickpocket me the whole time. >> I know. I know some white liberal lady out there would probably lecture. >> Let them steal it. >> Yeah. Or like why are you interacting with them and diseases all the ████ I'm like cuz it's funny. Monkey forest is funny. Yeah. Okay. >> Wait, you don't get it? >> Yeah. The monkeys are climbing you too like a tree. They're just climbing you and like picking through your hair and stuff. Whatever's left of it for me. Double standard to me is that like the same people who get mad at America for policing the world get they police the world culturally too. >> Shut up. You can't have both. Like >> shut your dumb ass up. >> Let me watch the Washington Redskins again, dude. Come on.
11:49 >> Oh, there has to be enough policing everything. >> Just let it. >> Team America. >> Team America. ████ yeah. >> Live your life. Stop worrying about things you can't control or change. I love that we invaded Iraq and then we're in Iraq and we're like, "Yeah, yeah, you better be better to women." Okay. >> I don't like how you treat these ladies over here. >> Or as we leave Afghanistan. Hey, be good to women. >> Good luck. >> As the helicopter takes off, >> don't forget to be good to women down there. Don't be your
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