0:01 Molly's dude brings people together. Really does. >> Makes you step outside of your box. >> Did you ever >> This one might be kind of like a searcher, but like what's what's something that you experienced with a person you didn't really know? Like a big experience with someone you never saw again? >> Oh, dude, I got the perfect story. >> So, you know, I went to Army and Navy Academy. Uh-huh. >> And then so it's this high school. It's a boarding school. All these like uh pretty much bad kids and then rich kids or then like really super connected kids and then if you were good, you get to leave campus for the weekend, go back home and then you come back and you live there Monday through Friday. >> Yeah. On one of the few weekends that I was um good, I would take the train from
0:52 Carl'sbad to I believe Anaheim, the Anaheim train station or Ferton, I forgot which one it was. And then my mom would come and pick me up and I would go home. And then while at the train station in Carl'sbad, there was this dude. He would go on top of the vending machine. He looked homeless, but then he would do a back flip off of it. And we're like, "What the? That's crazy." I'm like, "Yo, what's your name?" He goes, "Oh, my name's Impossible." I'm like, "Oh, how come?" He goes, "Cuz I do the impossible." >> And I'm like, "Oh, knew that line was coming." >> And I'm like, "Oh, that's crazy." >> Impossible. >> Imagine being like 16, just meeting a random homeless guy that can do back flips, right? >> So, that's the only time I ever met him. >> Yeah. >> And then, um, then I got kicked out of that school. Year later, I'm in the SGV. I go to this rave um called like Techno
1:44 Club or something like on my eighth or whatever. And then I see this guy in the middle of a dance circle doing crazy gainers and stuff. He turns around. I'm like impossible. What the ████ And he was like, "Yo, what's up, man?" I'm like, "Yo, what are you doing here?" And he was like, "I'm getting married." I'm like, "Noing." And I'm like rolling, too. I'm like, >> "Whoa, >> what are you doing here, dude?" And he's like, "I'm getting married." And you know, like if you're if you're on ecstasy, so good regular news is already crazy. Like you're like, "Dude, ████ 39 cent cheeseburgers." You're like, "What? It's ████ crazy." So imagine big news like getting married. I'm like, "No ████ way." And he shows me a ring pop. He goes, "I'm getting married." Like this big ass ████ lollipop >> thing with the candy. >> I'm like, "Dude, I got to ████ meet your wife, man." So we ████ were like
2:34 going around and we meet his wife on the ground like, >> "Oh my god." >> And he's like, "Dude, this is my wife. I forgot her name. Yo, you got to meet this guy. We met at the ████ train station." I'm like, "Your husband's crazy. He does back flips off of vending machines." And then we're just all kicking it and never saw him again. >> Didn't even know you existed. But but that imprint of him off the vending machine. >> Yeah. Wow. >> And then that will always be cemented in my mind cuz that's so weird. >> And then seeing him at this rave that I used to go to every single week. >> Wow. >> Was ████ weird. And then him getting married with the ring pop was ████ weird. >> Damn. What a weird character. >> Is that like uh rave culture stuff where like they they like marry each other
3:24 with a ring pop thing. >> No one gets ████ married at the >> I don't know. I feel like when you're when you're on when you're on Molly, you just do weird ████ Yeah. >> You know what? It could be. It could be. >> You just have somebody who can ordain you there. >> I mean, was it a real marriage? It was a ring pop. No. >> Oh, hey. I don't know. Marriage. Yeah. I'm 16. I don't know. >> You were raving every week, >> dude. >> Like three times a week. >> Oh my god. >> There's back in those days >> money to get into those days. >> Or brain cells. There's Yeah, I'm barely holding on to those, but there's like there's a rave um every single day. There'll be one. So, like I don't know if if you're from this area during that time, but like Master Dome was like in like uh San Bernardino. There's like Fun House like on Thursdays, Fridays was like >> uh Techno Club. There's like a ████ ra like Johnny Matrix or some ████
4:15 There's like a rave every >> every single day if you wanted to. >> It's wild. >> There's Vitamin E and K. >> Where were you making money at the time to like pay for tickets? Oh, selling ecstasy. >> That's right. >> Yeah. >> I was rolling one time in Maui >> and then uh me and me and three other friends uh we was just ████ on Molly was just like going around a lina and stuff like that and you know we uh eventually went back to our Airbnb area and we're like, "Yo, let's go to the pool." So, we went to the pool and then there was one other like small group there and it was like this black dude, this white dude and like his black dude's like wife or something like that, right? And then obviously they were having a lit time. We were having our own lit time and we were like, "Oh, ████ it, dude. We're on Molly, so we're all friendly." So we got, you know, we're like, "Hey, what are you guys doing? What are you celebrating?" Turns out this guy's an ex like pro football player. Uh has like Super Bowl rings or
5:07 champion NFC championship rings and ████ like that. >> Had him with him, by the way. I have a photo of myself in all his jewelry. That's how like ████ crazy ████ up we got. >> I'm like wearing all his jewelry. Uh we we're partying there. They're on some yo-yo and stuff like that. And then uh they're like, "Hey, why don't you come back to our Airbnb? We'll hang out and stuff." We're like, "F███ it, dude." Cuz you know, you're on Molly, so you just love everything. And then we go there and we're partying. They're like, "Yo, you got any more of that stuff?" We're like, "No, we don't." But like we kind of did, but we're like, "No, we don't." But >> how'd you lie to them? >> Because we only have like two more to like split between the rest of the Yeah, for us. And you know, you got to plan when you got your mollies and stuff like that. You're like, "All right, at like 1:00 we'll take the other half each. We'll just coast until whatever." Right. And so we're just hanging out with them and then I remember there there was just a moment where he's telling us all these stories of his football journeys and stuff and I was like lightweight
5:57 skeptical but curious. So I like looked at I was like, "Oh my god, you're actually this guy." Looking at all this stuff. I was like, "Hey man, can I like wear all that stuff? It's cool." And he's like, "Yeah, dude. He puts all the He's got bling, too. Like hella giant Cubans, like giant NFC Championship rings and all that stuff." So, this is a picture of me just like with all the stuff. Never saw him again. >> That's crazy. >> Molly's dude. >> Brings people together. >> Really does. >> Makes you step outside of your box. >> Did you ever see him on TV? >> No, he's a older football player. Like retired. Retired. But he's known. >> Big ass dude. >> He's a big dude. >> Do you remember his name? >> Yeah. >> Let me see. >> I don't want to say his name because >> Yeah. You don't have to You don't have to say >> people might know him. Bo Jackson. >> Bo Jackson.
6:51 >> I want to see his reaction cuz I feel like he won't have one. >> Yeah, he's like, "Oh, that guy." >> Cool. Oh, >> does it mean anything? >> Probably not cuz he's scrolling. >> Yeah, you probably >> He's looking at images, which is basically just an older football player. >> No reaction. >> Yeah. Yeah. I want to see the picture with you. All the bling on. I'm going try to find it. >> Oh, yeah. I remember this. Yeah. >> You remember that guy? >> No. I asked him before and I and he showed me that. I remember that. >> That's a That is a big name. >> I don't know what he looks like now. >> Oh, ████ >> Oh, I don't >> any I wonder if there's any relation to to the other. >> That's what I'm thinking. That's why I said I know the last name. >> I think there is relation. >> No way. >> I think so. >> They're cousins. >> Oh ████ >> Wow. >> That's his cousin. Wow. Holy ████ His cousin is Luke Aman.
7:44 >> Yeah, >> just kidding. >> That's crazy. >> There was a a night that uh we had we thought it was like really for some reason when when uh we were hanging at Santonita Mall all the time at the photo place. You know, like the little place where you take pictures and you look all uh >> We used to go to those so much, right? >> Yeah. I love them. Yeah. And uh we thought it would be fun. And we're like, why don't we play that board game Madness in the mall? Like, how cool would that be? >> Remember that game? >> No. >> That sounds so dumb. >> Mall Madness was like >> Damn. It was a board game. >> Telling you, Bonos came with a vengeance. >> Yeah. Bonos is here to eat. >> Look at this. >> It's like that. It's like a board game like thing and you play with like >> You're telling me you don't want to play
8:34 that, Bonos? >> Yeah. >> Banos. No. >> Is it like >> Wait, it kind of looks like Monopoly. Yeah, there's >> kind of a leaf for malls. >> What is that? >> Oh, no. That's just That's just me wearing this stuff. >> That watch looks like a hundred grand, dude. Dude, it's expensive. >> That watch looks like a 100 ████ grand. Holy ████ >> Holy ████ dude. >> Wow. >> That's just me ████ up though. >> No, this sounds like the same guy I met. >> That's just who it is based on the jewelry. >> Then props to them, dude. That's amazing. We thought it'd be fun to play Mall Madness at Sanonita Mall cuz we could hang there after closing >> because you know that that photo booth thing was just always there. And then uh I ended up riding back with my girlfriend at the time with two of her friends that I don't even think she was that close with. I don't even remember either of their names. Two Chinese girls that went to Bishop Ammont. And then I
9:26 rolled back with them and we uh we got in one of those accidents where uh they were trying to merge into the same lane as another car and they both went like this and then they spun out and then we hit the center divider and then the other lady that she hit like was just in the middle her car was in the middle of the freeway and then uh and then I had to get out and go to that car and get that other lady out. >> Oh my god. And then luckily a bunch of people like uh created like a barrier of like cars so that people wouldn't like run into us. And then uh the next thing we did was like the ambulance came, everybody was okay. And then uh that girl the next day was like, "Okay, so here's what you do next. Uh we got to make a ton of chiropractor appointments." Cuz I guess her dad was some kind of like triad scammer kind of dude, >> insurance ████ fraud. Yeah. So, he's
10:17 like, "We we're getting set up with a ton of chiropractor appointments. Just keep going to them all the time and just rack them up." And she's like, "At the end when the when the other lady has to lose the case and pay the bill, like we're all going to get like big like big money." >> So, then uh I went to like my first appointment and um it was it was so like like the guy was so in on it, the chiropractor himself, cuz he was in the SGV. >> Yeah. >> He was so obviously in on it. He's just like, "Does this hurt right here when I go like this?" I was like, "No." And he's like, >> "I think it does." >> Oh man. >> It's like he was like their family friend. And so like he would make me do all this extra ████ like I was I was totally fine. So he made me lay on this bed where there's like a a lump that moves across the bottom of the bed. >> That feels so good. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it makes you go like this and ████ I was like, "Oo, that's
11:08 cool." And then he's like, "All right." He gives me a schedule and I would have to go back like every day for this thing. And then like the Christian in me was like, I should be thankful I didn't die. Instead, like my response is to like scam this lady who like >> extract as much as you can out of the situation. >> And then and I'm like, dude, that sucks that um that lady's insurance is going to have to pay for this like crazy thing we're racking up. >> And I guess they might have done this before, like her family. >> For sure they have. >> Yeah. So then I just stopped. I never went again to another appointment. Instead, I was just like, "Forgive me, Lord." And then uh and then um I never saw that girl or her friend again. And then uh the next thing is that my girlfriend at the time was like, "Oh, the they ended up it ended up being their fault." >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Wow. When they >> Good thing you didn't go. >> Yeah. It ended up being their fault. So
11:58 then uh I just never I never even saw them after that. >> Damn. >> Yeah. It was really sad. But yeah, that lady ended up not at fault for cuz then we hit her technically. Like we both did this, but >> I guess like her lane change was more aggressive. >> Yeah. I don't know what happened to them. Luckily, we weren't hurt. Like nobody was actually hurt. Not even that other lady. They were all fine. But like that sucks to What a crazy thing to like know like a family that knows what to do to max out the take on something they should be like blessed about, you know? >> Especially if you're like kind of lowkey causing accidents. >> It's dicey, right? Yeah. I was an accident with the chiropractor I went to. He was like, "Hey, uh, I forgot how many times you came. Can you just write down on this thing all the dates and the times you came?" >> Yeah. >> And then he's like, "Oh, you can probably just fill it down in here."
12:48 >> Oh my gosh. >> And then I remember from the uh car accident like as a high schooler, I made like 1500. >> Sick. >> Because they just all know the racket. >> Yeah. They know the racket. Ever since that was such a cuz I was in high school still and I was like very new to rackets. >> Yeah. And once I learned that one very early on, I don't think I trusted chiropractors like ever again in a way, like I always knew that there's some kind of like angle. And I'm like, damn, that's kind of convenient that like, you know, like a real doctor is harder to get them to do ████ like this. >> Yeah. >> But for a chiropractor, it's almost like that's what they're for. Like >> you go there and they're like, "Oh yeah, it's going to take like 15 sessions." You're like, "What the f███?" >> Yeah. And and they barely check you at all. They just go like, "Yeah, that's not right." You know, like it's like they're barely like there's no tests. It's so opposite of how I was used to
13:39 growing up with all of my family being doctors and nurses and ████ >> Going to actual hospital >> just eyeballing me and being like, "Yeah, that's going to take a lot of work." >> That's ████ up. We need like 10 more sessions. I think >> some people really swear by their chiropractors, though. >> Some of them actually are really good. Some of >> them all created equal for sure. >> Right. And I I just think it's a really perfect it's too perfect of a vehicle to like keep the scam going like and max it out. It's it's too perfect. So like whether there's good or bad ones, I definitely am sure there's mostly bad ones. >> Absolutely. Yeah.
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