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JK Raffle Prizes Finally Revealed

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0:00 [Music] And welcome back everybody to another episode of the Careful Boys. Y'all clap for us again. Hey, you know what? Let's just give some good love out there. If you're watching this video, we love you. Bleep that out with the quack. Uh, smash that like button because of what what are the words? Visibility and uh notification. And then we have to defeat the Indian news channel. The the bell ding. Indian news channel eraser. Yeah, something like that. We love you. All right, Ryan, take it away. Oh, okay. So, uh, as you guys know, we are trying to fund our JK move to Vegas and, um, as a way of doing that, we're going to raffle off some of our treasured items. I have a list here. Before we share some of the stuff that we're individually going to give, here's a list made up of stuff that we decided on and stuff that fans messaged the IG

0:51 and said they wanted and talk about how the raffle works. Uh the raffle you just I think for now we haven't really fully decided but five bucks will get you a shot at winning a lot of different things. Yeah. So you could buy like a ton of tickets, you could buy just one ticket, whatever. But we're going to have a ton of different prizes valued from like sentimental priceless to like actually expensive in the real world to like the closest thing sitting. Your raffle ticket might actually cost more than what you get. Okay, so here's here's um a thousand of the tickets will be videos of Nick just saying, "Hi, here's some things on NTE." But these are some things that people actually wanted. All right, there's number one, uh they wanted some Kinjas gear that's signed. Buy Kas, not even JK. Is that possible?

1:41 Well, well, well. I want that. I want that. Hey, but what if they're not the size, though? Get on Alibaba. Give it to Nick. Hey, this is expensive. The fact that somebody's going to get this for like a $5 raffle ticket. I didn't even tell Mike cuz if I tell Mike about this, he's going to get mad at me. How much is it? This We sell these for over 100 bucks. Wow. These are custom down to like the the freaking nuance of everything. The embroidery. It's made by Kinjas. Like they're like sewing it and everything. People also wanted signed Woo merch. Signed Woo merch. Cool. So you just get the Woo merch made and then we sign it. Well, I already have plenty of Woo merch. Somebody said Bart makes a new hole and you and they get the drywall in a decorative box. Oh, that drywall right there. So, we kick the wall, take a piece, and then send it to That's pretty sick. We'll sign it, too. We'll sign it

2:31 to you. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty sick. You get a whole All right. Someone said, uh, they want to they want to win the chance to be a background audience member in in the final JK recording session in LA. Oh, we don't have a What is he going to do? Just sitting there? Sit down. Sit on the couch. Yeah, that's cool. There's going to be some safety issues for us. I feel like I'm too polite for that. Somebody wants Geio's Gio's sourdough. Oh, that's going to be tough, dude. That's funny. Scandalous. Um, and somebody also, can you grab that cartridge? Someone wants to win this. And we are going to put that up. Oh, Zoom. Zoom N64. Wait, what's the actual game in there? Who knows, bro? I don't know what it is. Every time you put that game in, it just goes, "Oh, hi Mark." And then some they want to win the uh the prom king karate ghee. This is sick. Which yeah, you can

3:21 get that. Uh someone wants a a signed Yu-Gi-Oh shirt by Colleen. That's pretty funny. That's a good one. This is a big one. Somebody wants a reissued show me proof shirt. Wow. But that's Dude, no. But honestly, like I we would have to give away the one that you got if we do that because that ████ costs a lot to make. I don't know if I can make it. Wait, it's like 40 bucks. We're going to lose money on the raffle. There's only six people on that specific one. If I make the same one cuz you I only got two and they were like really good quality. That would be like way too much to make for for a $5. I feel like the decal on it is going to appeal. Um I can make it happen. Okay. There's um also somebody wants discontinued barbell brigade merch. That's a good one. I found some right now, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We can also give

4:11 those uh is there any more Careful Boys cups over there? That's that's also winnable thing in the raffle. These we give away only at We only give these away at like Careful Boys parties. Nice. It's not something you can get anywhere else. I think that this raffle can be like multiple days cuz we have so much ████ and so much fun ████ we can do. When you put it like that, it just sounds so great. Yeah, multiple days. Yeah, it can be multiple. It's could be a whole series. Yeah, we could do this for days. We have so much ████ They want the They want the Jason Channy uh thing but signed, which would be great. Just Okay, think about just this rack by itself. That's a whole day. But that's What is that ████ Cheesits. We could sign Cheezits chips. We could ████ sign the the I think you're overvaluing.

5:02 I think we can respect our fans a little better than signing cheese with a dude. Who? Tell me right now, who wouldn't want a bag of Cheezits signed by all of us? They're going to be like, "F███ yeah." Oh, yeah. This is another thing that we're excited to give you. This obviously we can't sell these. We got sued for these, but you could win a 69 Ranch shirt only through this raffle. And that's Yeah. Only, huh? Um, not for sale. Also, this one might be more of my idea. Bart's bottled farts. Oh, that's a good one. That's intense. Yeah, he should fart in a bottle. That's so doable. Remember the part where we want to respect our fans more? No, that one. Well, they're asking for it. We can bottle that one. Also, uh if you can part with one of your tracksuits, that would be pretty iconic. He's like, "No, I can't. I can't." Yeah, I'll do it. Also, we're going to be auctioning off the Kinja's uh Kinja Bang wall noodles

5:55 for Dude, you don't you need to keep them? No, it's just Make sure you don't eat it. They're It's raw noodles. So, if you eat it and they're expired, freeze-dried, never fried. It should have been fried. I I sold that. I told people that for years, by the way. For years. Should have been fried. They're raw. Yeah. How come it's so dry? Air dried, never fried. That's why they're healthy. They're healthy. Dunkin is preservatives. The fact that you know that I like. Air dried, never fried. But but then but then it goes bad. It goes bad so quickly. You're you're you're here right now. No preservatives. Don't come here. No preservatives. If that was a cup of noodles, dude, I think you could you could eat it. Yeah. In space after 3,000 years. In space. in space. Can you can you part with the the specific fanny pack that turned the stove knob? I actually do have that one and it's a decline one and I actually do love that fanny pack. I I do really love

6:47 that one cuz I got it in Hawaii in a while. There's also people that really want some of the plastic weapons that you always show. No. What do you mean? I got No, this is mine. I need it. I use it to practice. Not even joking. He's serious. Oh yeah. Also, we're going to we're going to raffle off the Nick Dunn View Master. Uh the photo in there. Oh, this one. That's spicy. Bro, this one's ████ up. I don't know if you want this one. The Nick Dunn view master is going to be in the raffle. No, those are our sleepy eyes. Those are our sleepy eyes. We need some props here. I will throw in I will throw in a a Halloween party invitation for anyone who wants to come to that quest party. Every Halloween you can have your whole group come in. That is a lot. Um, Bart's going to raffle his drum set for real. That's sick. Yeah, I think so. Damn. If you guys are going to ship the drum set, it's going to cost

7:37 like 500 bucks. We're not shipping. So, if it's items, we're going to have a booth at the DS Night Market. Oh, that was a That wasn't a bit. No. Yeah, it's a real thing. If If it's too big to ship, you got to come pick it up. That'll be fun. So, basically, if they buy a raffle ticket from like Canada and then they win that, is it like just a dud? It'll be separate sections for stuff that's non- shippable. You can buy a raffle ticket for that or you can buy it. Dude, they're going to have to do a ████ fundraiser just to come to from Canada to hear. They pick up go to the DS night market, dude. Yo, imagine how fun our booth is going to be at the DS Night Market. Do you have Do you have any extra rap CDs that you can raffle off? I think I have like hundreds. Just say like 10. Just say like there's only seven left. I only have three. I don't know what we're going to do. Wait, hold on. You printed hundreds of CDs.

8:29 That's the most stand at Hollywood and Highland and just try and hand them out for free. Flying them, dude. Yeah. People really want to win the rap albums cuz there's no other way to get them. Yeah. I think I have one of your CDs. No, you don't. Mint. It's mint. Uh people people really want to win the breakable chair. The breakaway specifically. I can't wait to part with that son of a ████ Um they also want to win Bobby Lee's painting that he gave us last year. Oh, that's a that's a that's a original. Really? That's not possible. Where did it go? Because you don't know where it is. It's in the back. It's in the back. Yeah. Um they want to win uh periodics stuff. Something from like what? Like a sunglasses or something. Yeah, you name it. Anything that's pretty cool. Okay. Uh your your championship jacket. No, I have that hung up on a in a frame. What

9:19 about the What about your gay jacket? Oh, that one. I I can I can give that away. What the heck is that? The DBZ one that we can't tell if it's cool or not. Oh, the DVZ one. That's is where it's like kind of cool, but I'm like I go back and forth on it all the time. There's also the I'll throw in a bunch of like LMFO merch that's discontinued. Oh, man. See, we need we need several days for this ████ This is not Dude, you don't think one 8 hour stream would cover this? We're going to have more prizes than raffle tickets, brother. You sure you don't want to buy more tickets? All right, Anthony, what do you have that you brought? I brought this is sentimental. Um, this is from our time on ABDC. Oh, wa. And uh, that's cool. One of our homies, Andy Kung. He, uh, he he does cartooning for like Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, stuff like that. Um, and he just did a whole series cuz we had

10:09 different characters uh, during our run on ABCDC. And uh, yeah, this is just one of the outfits we wore for our Usher challenge. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It looks like Shredder and a foot soldier had a baby. That's crazy that you had someone draw the schematic. That's freaking nuts, dude. He he just hooked it up and did basically every character and signed it down here. That's really cool. But it's still it's still in the plastic and I was just like, man, this uh Yeah, this just means a lot. That's cool, man. That's a really good one. I brought this cuz I know we have some Jackson Wang fans that also follow. By the way, he said he he wanted to come uh last week. He's like, "Can I do JK?" Uh but it was last week and I was like, "Bro, we shoot on the fifth, sixth, and seven." Now we're never gonna get him on because we'll be in Vegas. Yeah. That's gonna be way harder. Yeah. Um but this his team

10:59 Wayne group did uh a collab a collab with Monae actually. Wa dude sick. Super sick vest. I still got the tag on it. Wow. And uh they put like Monae art on the back. Did Monae like is he a fan? Was he like Janelle Monet? Uh, it's like one of the like the art like um, how do you describe it? This is like dude, if I got this, I'd be like, "Ah, ████ I'm not going to be able to rock this. I got to hang this one up. I'd be like, I will look like a ████ idiot in that." Yeah, that's tight. You me, Steve. You belt. I will get beat up. I can't pull that off. That's dope. That is All of this is highlevel expensive. Yeah, it's pretty expensive stuff. Isn't it funny? Like the guy that wins this and then the next one is that. Well, that's Well, that's how raffles work. I like like what a businessman Joe

11:51 is. Maybe we respect their fans. You want to talk people out of it any further? Hey, you Hey, who's going to win it? Who's going to win it? By the way, you got to come pick it up with Night Market. This is too big to ████ JK, people are funny. Jesus. By the way, this trash can has been here, you know, this from the TIFF days. It's the OG days. You're getting like a lot of history in this trash can, dude. Oh, everyone threw their trash away in this thing. Every person. Yeah. Yeah. Like Julia probably spin in there a couple times. Oh, dude. That will sell. Oh, yeah. So, here's one that I'm going to give away, which is pretty cool. Damn. I want that one. This is a customized karate that they turned into like a Mad Max post-apocalyptic kear when we were on ABDC. And it still works and everything. It actually plays. Yeah, it still plays and everything. Why would you want to

12:41 give away such a ████ Cuz he cares about JK. He doesn't want to give people straws, Joe. He doesn't want to give people straws. We have all these plastic forks we can give away. Don't give this away. This would be one of the ones that you have to go pick up cuz I can't ship this. Joe, find something of equal value. Find something ████ Show your dedication. You don't even want to give away your plastic knife right here, dude. We got original artwork from K that he did earlier signed and it's going to be priceless. Yeah. So, this this was I think brand new. These these Yamaha or uh uh these accents are like almost 2,000 brand new now. They're like probably Next up, we got Ryan's wallet. You got you got money. You can win a lot at least 40 bucks in there. Yep. Oh, yeah. This is a limited like Tokidogi skate deck that I kept for like over

13:32 like two decades or something like that. Damn. That must be thousands of dollars. Yeah, it's like really rare. That's crazy. But you could win this or Joe's straw. Yeah. Watch out. Joe, find one thing. No, dude. This is price. We're all going to ████ kiss this ████ together. What about that hat? So, one of your hats. Yeah, your hat. What about your hat, Joe? No, the hat you're wearing right now. There's also these you can win some of the JK merch that Oh, we got a lot of de defun JK merch. Yeah, you can get this Fear everyone uh Sriracha hoodie where they misspelled boys with an S. Oh, we we got a sweatshirt with four sleeves. Some limited edition uh this is like album. Wa, dude, that's actually cool. You got to get it signed. Preston Records. I don't know if I can get it signed, dude. Ryan's got all the cool stuff, man. Yeah, forge it, dude.

14:22 scribble on it. Where's that thing at? Oh, here. This is a good one. That's crazy. World of Dance like quest crew. I wore this uh coat. Wa. I remember that code. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you guys could literally win this. There's only one of these, dude. Pretty much. Yeah. You can nut around. Have a good old jerk. Joe, find something. I I got stuff. And then there's just stuff. I got it. I'm waiting for my turn. I also I also have bundles of clothes that I'm going to separate into sizes where you can win like the whole lot of that size and there's like like if you're just a medium like a Dicky's whole like suit, dude. Let me just buy that off you. Yeah, let me just get that dicky suit right now. Six bucks. Halloween's coming up. I want to go Mike Myers, dude. Cool stuff. Hey, forget $5 a raffle. I'll buy it for 10 bucks, bro. 20 bucks. I'll buy that for 20 bucks right now. That's like four raff. What about our fans? They

15:13 want that. I'll respect myself first. We get to look through it first. There's also these like medals that we that we had made for uh actually Myron made these for us for like the quest Halloween party when we were tour to France riders and we each had like a gold medal. I got a Spartan race medal I can throw in. Hell yeah. That'll be tight. Yeah. This is one of the patches that we had on our old quest jackets and one that the one that I didn't use. Damn. I'll throw that in the rafter. Dude, this going to be crazy. This is a world. This is the world's craziest raffle ever. That's really good. That's Dude, this is better than the California lottery. Wow. Yeah. I want people to get something cool for the Joe find something. No, I got ████ I'm waiting for you guys. What about that arcade machine back there? The No, no, no. That's not for That's not for sale. That's for Oh, that one's mine.

16:03 You can win it if you want to pick it up. No, no, no. We need it for the next office. We already have this one. That one's not going. It's not going. It's not going to make it. Yeah, we're not taking this to our new office. Nah, we'll we'll I like to play with it, so it's We could take it. Yeah, it's for sure coming, guys. What are you talking about? We'll all veto you on that one. That's coming. Yeah, employer. I Wait, I can't even fit it in my front door. I think we have to use a different door. Yeah, we'll just take down the door real quick. But yeah, I basically have a bunch of like vintage I I'll do a pack of like vintage shirts that are all like really Dude, you're This is like thousands of dollars. Marro doesn't make shirts anymore. Yeah, I'll put them in like size categories. Is that a Redskins jersey? What is that? Well, this Oh, that's a Giants. Yeah, Giants. And then you got a Redskins one, huh? I think so.

16:54 Yeah, they changed their name cuz they they didn't want to be racist. No, it's not. No. No. Okay. Yeah. Cool stuff. And then there's like a ████ This is a whole like flight suit. Like an Air Force jumpsuit. Damn, that's Why do you have that? Cuz I like clothes. Oh, and I never used a lot of these. This is worth a lot. And I never wore it because it was so small. Oh, so you're saying we could do non-s sentimental, nonJK related, just like our personal trash. If you want trash, but but like bundle it up like if it's good. Like this is a pretty sick like Does that say IRS? KRS. I got it in Japan. It was like some kind of like dope ass brand that made like school looking coats. Oh yeah. I just wanted to do like cool clothing bundles for like people that wanted, you know, like if they like the clothes that you wear on screen or something. Bundle it all up and just raffle it off. Joe, find some. Dude, I gave a fan like all of our

17:45 clothes that we had. Like most of it. Yeah. He cuz he told me he was a a a thrifter seller. He was one of those guys and he he he had a booth at the Hollywood High School. Oh. Did you make him buy a raffle ticket? I should have. I just let him come and take it all. One guy buys a ticket, he gets all of it. You made thousands of dollars. Hey, do you have anything, Nick? Um, I don't know if there's things that people want to buy. Um, but I do have I did find a couple things. I have the original Cricut. Oh, I have that one. The one that was in my car. I have that. And I also have a bunch of those bumper stickers. magnetic the gay ones. I have about four or five of them. Yo, people winning that when they wanted something cool is pretty funny. That's big. That's when you know it's like you're in Vegas and you just

18:35 lost so you got to drive home. Well, now at least you get to drive home with a bumper stick thing. One of them says I have no gag reflex. So that's a big one. That's a big one. You got to do a cross country road trip with those things are the best, dude. One of them. One of them was just like, I am gay. Follow me to the gay bars. This follow me to the gay bars. Yeah, that was that. He covered my whole ████ back car with it. And then there were all these cars that were slowing down and like just trying to keep Yeah. behind me. And I was like, "What the ████ is wrong with them?" And I pull over and then he's laughing and it's because they were reading all the gay. Oh, yeah. And then and then Bart said he's willing to give away the sun painting that from Oh, dope. the unfinished ████ sun painting. Good. We need to get rid of that ████ He wants to give that one away. There's something pretty cool that

19:26 I found. So, we printed these shirts in like 2009. Yeah. And um they're brand new. And what we used to do is you couldn't buy these. What the heck? When we did when we did Finally, Joe's showing up today. When we did shows, we would throw these out into the crowd. So, they're still bundled up in the ████ We had it ready to go. You can't buy these and you just ████ threw it out. Wow. So, I actually found a whole stash of these just like I found the um the Uncle Sam hats. Oh ████ So, instead of You mean you found one of them each? Yes. I only found one, but magically 40 of you guys are probably going to wear find win one. It's But some of them will be signed. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. A lot of them will might be signed if you don't mind our dirty signatures on it. I think that would be

20:17 cool. Damn. That's actually a really good one. Yeah. This is a really good one, too. What's that? This is a regifting. Those are really good. Those are really good. Where'd you get that? It's too spicy for Joe. Too spicy. Mom gave to us. This is We could do a spicy challenge with this. I think that's pretty cool. All right. This ████ dude. Oh, yeah. That's from Fracture. Oh, shorts. People really wanted the fracture upside down LA hats. Maybe we could ask them for some. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We could get some of those. Um, and then you wanted to give away your panther thing, right? Dude, right here. You see this booby tassel? What the heck is that? From where? Be sick. Right here. Why is that there? Yeah. Yeah, the Boba time hat's definitely going in there. Get that ████ out of here, dude. The ████ Hey, don't even wear it,

21:08 dude. Get that. That'll be That'll be signed by Joe. By the way, by the way, great Boba, dude. Joe, give me that. Give me Give me that, Joe. Sign it right now. Oh ████ You're going to have him sign the Boba Time hat right now. Careful. That's what people careful boys. Baby tea. Oh yeah, bro. That one's hot cake. The Christmas baby tea. Christmas baby tea. And they got Do you have the mumu somewhere? They really want the Christmas mumu as well. We'll get the No. ████ Sign it right now. No. Okay. You care about JK. You'll ████ sign that ████ right now. Ryan have to sign it. Can we just keep that in the new office? Cross it out. Oh no. Look at the hate in his eyes. We got to put that put that in the office. Look at this. Boom. You're going to get a signed June hat right here.

21:59 By ████ me, baby. Let's go. June be time. June. That's really good. Honestly, that's sick. That's probably the best item now. All right. Yeah, I will I will be I will be giving up my original Luna hat as well. Wo, the OG Luna hat. Hey, I got a Luna t-shirt. I My that hat's worth more than my stack now. So, all right. So, this is probably the most sentimental thing here at JK and it is without this, I don't think we would have ever started. But I got this power strip right here that plugs all of our equipment. Looks pretty new. started brand new. It's like a 2023 model bottle. It's not even looks like you got it from Chinatown. No, we keep good care of things. This is ████ a 2007 original. You ever take your extension cord and

22:49 got it clean before? Yeah. And uh if it wasn't for this, JK would have never started. Wow. Shout out. Shout out to electric plugs. Charge all the batteries. Shout out Amazon Basics for that. All right, guys. So, I was actually sick ████ my brains out, so I couldn't be with the boys to make the video about the things that we're going to be raffling. But, here are some of the things I'm going to be adding to the list. I have my little Bartle Brigade um last souvenirs shrine here. So, a lot of the items here are going to be like the last versions of Bartle Brigade. I have two of these gloves. I'll sign one of them and one of them will go into the raffle. Um, I also have some of the first edition pre-work workouts. I'll sign that one. That'll go into the raffle. And also, I have um the

23:39 very first edition and hardcover Get Lane program, which I'll also sign and put into the raffle. I also have a box of a bunch of other stuff that I'll look into, but a lot of these um first edition and last barber pri pieces will make it into the raffle. Dude, we have so much more. This is like less than 20% of the item. I got Hey, I got some merch I can throw in, too. I got a bunch of I got a bunch of shirts from our sponsor, Alino PTO. Uh I got some Albano uh some Lion Heart shirts, and I also have these these limited run NT shirts that I made that I could sell off. Listen to how cool all this stuff is. But also, you might just get a ████ plastic fork. Yeah. learn, you know, you'd be so unlucky.

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