0:00 cut this cushion he's like my friend was shaking the tree catching The Sparrows in the back like your friend [Music] all right do you guys remember not very long ago there was this um there was this teen who stabbed a cheerleader 114 times yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what's kind of crazy though when you were saying this this headline I thought it was just gonna be really positive and I just wasn't expecting to say stabbed a cheerleader so that kind of been like less than 30 seconds I know your tone was just nice sounding yeah it was like hey guys you hear about this news you guys remember hey do you guys remember the story that we did that was ████ amazing it was a cold dark night yeah yeah thank
0:50 you this is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad race yourselves sponsor thank you for a warning me dig into your memory banks trying to find some people thinking of your memory thanks you're stupid yeah so she was brutally murdered yeah it's brutal dude it's not like that with that tone she was 13 years old her name was Tristan Bailey um and recently a Florida woman AKA his mom the teen son's mom was uh she pleaded to no contest to a charge of evidence tampering in The Killing because what she had done was washed his jeans to get the blood out yeah she she knew about that what does no contest mean you could do that you're not pleading guilty nor not guilty right so what is the court so her her and her
1:40 legal like positioning they didn't know that it was like a murderous thing they just they just thought that he had blood on it or she just thought he had blood so she was trying to wash it off [Music] huh nah bro I bet you talked to that kid for five minutes you're like this kid is capable of murder yeah is this like LeBron James in the middle of a game putting the ball down it says that's it so did you lose what is this he's like no contest like children who murder people don't try to wash the clothes just cut it up in little pieces and throw the scissors and the clothes away throw it away yeah and like like Parts like a little bit here a little bit you got a scatter right yeah scattered all about or or
2:31 like um put it in lime and have it disintegrate don't don't try to watch how long would you need to put it in lime for I don't know like based on the documentaries I've seen it's usually like a minute yeah but I don't know how much time is a lasting documentary yeah but you know but that is true though like what kind of limes do you buy this is this is interesting so when you plead no contest um it says like the reason for that is there you could be viewed it in a positive light so you might get a lighter sentence but also you won't there's no possibility of having to pay civil damages interesting is that like is that inverse to like the idea of saying I'm not guilty but then if you get tried and charged yeah then it's just an absolute a civil suit can follow oh because you're depending on what happened yeah interesting wow that's crazy that's so it's like a money thing that's a sweet
3:22 little ████ I'm sure there's like a million lawyers hate this guy for this reason yeah is there another fourth plea in the secret menu not guilty I don't know some some contest I don't know I just got here we're just settling outside of court right oh yeah it's only outside of Court yeah because that is the amount of settlements that happened outside of court is like so much but even in those situations it's not even a matter of like guilty or not guilty sometimes or right or wrong it's just like clean this up and get it over with yeah the crazy thing too is that you can settle out of court mid-trial like the trial can already be going and then it can be not going well for someone and they can go all right check it out and they'll do a deal that makes sense that's crazy um have you guys seen the movie searching the one with John trout yeah you're gonna say eraser yeah yeah oh
4:13 yeah I have seen that movie you have seen it yeah yeah okay but because you're the only one I don't want to do any spoilers it's really good but no I definitely won't watch it it's really really won't watch it I think it was made low budget the whole concept about it sounds like it's an Asian Excellence film and I hate those you know what actually I'm just kidding I heard it's really good though it's really good the whole I thought it was too actually not shot like a movie everything is done through like webcam or like video camera or stuff so it feels like it's like real world FaceTime Zoom type stuff yeah spoil it a little because I want to hear a little bit Deborah Messing from Will and Grace is in it oh spoiler now I've sold okay how about I don't say anything else about the movie but in context of the article that'll spoil it okay parallel them but the point is you know what would you be willing to do for your own child even in the face of guilt enable them to be a murderer dude if you
5:04 find out your kid murder I don't know I don't have a kid actually now I do uh I have two of them yeah if two kids now if I found out that my pugs killed another human being you stupid I don't want those pugs at all I'm like you know what dude I can't have you in my house but what if they come to you with the story of like I was being attacked and I did it that's why you gotta have dogs I can't tell you no story I actually talked to you I talked to Jill about this and I have a weird stance on it oh interesting what's your stance so to me it depends on what was his intent yeah and then uh where where the where is this Morality In My Spectrum okay so and you're on the Spectrum so so if he was like if it was like some Vengeance type ████ where I'm Pro I'm in so he it's across the board
5:54 someone crossed his his ████ line yeah and then he like kills the whole family yeah then we're gonna try to like go to another country and Escape because I'm Pro Vengeance no disrespect yeah so I'm like no contest a non-extradition country but if he's ████ a psychopath okay and then like you could tell us marbles are loose and he kills the whole family I'll probably shoot him I'm like I I ████ I created something that is like a parasite to society and I'm very very sorry yeah wow that's kind of good I'm very weird though I'll post this question to you I kind of like that there's telltale signs of uh of children they may become serial killer when they're when they're young like they'll they'll kill animals and they'll play with the dead animals they'll kill if your child is exhibiting those things
6:45 and then you get him diagnosed him or her diagnosed and then the the psychiatrist like multiple psychiatrists said this kid is a sociopath verging on psychopathy and all that what do you do as a parent at that point probably gonna ask what the options are yeah so what do we do now you know because you know so it's a rainy day Joe's outside there's snails and he's ████ taking scissors oh my God he's just like oh there's the eye just knocks them out you know me are you like hey I need to go find Council I think most kids there's some stores that Joe tells where he's got a friend doing it and I'm like there's no friend cut this cushion he's like my friend was shaking the tree catching The Sparrows in the back like your friend huh that's so funny you think he practices
7:36 like the my friend yeah so he doesn't mess up dude if I want to blame something on somebody I always go my friend my friend did this and I was just there tell your friend congrats on June B Waikiki hahaha but like I think all kids mess around with insects right they like they kill insect stuff we're gonna say incest like geez love incest come on is that why you wear shades yeah yeah because I'm I'm ashamed by it no but I think kids like try to kill insects and bugs and all that but then if you're like dismembering cats or like house animals like we gotta we gotta send you to a shrink so I watched another Korean drama that was on Netflix right called The Glory I don't usually watch the ones that are like two lovey-dovey Except Nina makes me sometimes but there was
8:27 one that's about vengeance because I'm also Pro Vengeance all Korean movies are about vengeance by the way so this TV show is called The Glory right this girl's just like bullied like crazy and stuff like that by this one bully this chick and then uh when it gets I'm sure you guys aren't really gonna watch it but spoiler there's a moment where uh it goes back to the past where she did kill this girl that she bullied by like lighting her like shirt on fire and then when the girl's like oh my god get it off you should like push it off the edge of the building so she like Falls and dies right but then it shows this moment which ironically feels very human even though it's like not relatable because I haven't murdered anybody yet yeah um she freaks out and then she gets a call from her mom in that moment and then she picks up she's like oh my she starts like freaking out she's like it wasn't my fault we were just it was an accident blah blah she starts just going off on like obviously not the truth because when you're in like a panic mode right like you said if something happens I'm probably blaming
9:17 my friend or whatever you get kind of get into this place you're doing anything you can to it was actually I swear like blah blah you know she just fell and like I don't know what to do right and then immediately well not immediately there's like a moment of pause because you could tell that the mom's just thinking and then she's like okay calm down just breathe did anybody see you next get out of there right now and she just kind of like tells her daughter to like you know flee that area and it's weirdly it's weirdly related you think that's a good parenting I think I think that's relatable to try to protect your own yeah that's what I'm saying like that's your reflex right because there's two perspectives to look at this one is us on the outside looking at it going oh judging the mom being like okay I can't believe you're letting your daughter get away with murder but from the perspective of the mom or or any parent a practical parent is you want to protect your child to any lengths yeah and you don't have all the
10:07 context you don't yeah you're either gonna trust your kid yeah you don't see the evidence of going on you don't know where they're at you don't know where the ████ cameras are you know you're just kind of like all right like ████ you calm down we'll figure this out one time but you know you are trying to protect them though do you think there are parents out there that really truly understand their children's behaviors and like what they could be capable of I think most no exactly right yeah that's my point is like I think most parents probably don't really know what their kids are even capable of because I think most parents aren't even self-aware exactly they're not even on the same Planet they don't even know about themselves so for me I know who taika is so like when he gets in trouble the first thing I do is I punish him I'm like probably your fault I don't care what you say I've been pretty so he's doing squats right away and then we figure out what's going on but I think most parents because they are they don't
10:57 even know who they are they definitely don't know who their kid is yeah so they're fighting for things without even looking at Clues and they kind of just let they might be like oh well my kid would never do that but in reality again bro he would have done that is what happens a lot yeah right like I bet that happens all the time they're probably ignoring two signs that they know because you don't it's like we're being in denial about it yeah cause like you know it's like you have an STD and then you're like no but if I go to the doctor it's only gonna confirm it yeah and then so they just like people do that ████ all the time yeah and then their penis turns purple and scabby you know because they didn't go to the doctor and then I want to get offered and they're like okay he's like is that herpes under the lip no like well I never go to the doctor's I don't know yeah so it's not so it's not herpes it's not is it something it's a pimple actually yeah I love these relatables contest would you guys help your parent cover a murder
11:49 oh oh ████ that's dude it's okay I've I've had this conversation with my parents not about murder but about like I thank them I thank my parents that you haven't done it you're not doing anything illegal right now at this age and they looked at me like I'm stupid I go and explain no because I just read an article with this parent that's like 65-7 year old parent was doing illegal stuff like tax evasion um like money like laundering or whatever and they got sent to prison so imagine your parents being like 65 70 80 get sent to prison like this that's crazy you know and so I I actually thank my parents like thank you for not doing anything yeah like illegal because there's some parents that they don't care they're like yeah I'm good I'm good so like helping them cover it up because I would think like my parents in prison I probably would help them like cover stuff I feel like technically if your parents are Asian they're doing
12:39 something illegal you know what I mean like how many like oh I'm sure your parents like oh just just pick cash don't bring me into this you know and it's like why just pay man so you could like that's a whole dry cleaning business yeah not report all the taxes at the dry cleaners with when Bart said I think all Asian parents will be illegal I'm seeing his parents like murder people stabbing people 114 dying we're talking about cash only businesses yeah yeah we're talking about tax evasion yeah that's technically illegal but like if my parents are doing something like that I'd be the best person to help them get away with it like I'd be like they're like oh yeah wash the clothes no no no gotta cut up in little pieces and then you'll get limes and then put some salt and Tequila the information is out there I used to have freaking dreams that my dad was like a murderer for some reason I remember when I was a kid because he was choking it with the belt probably because because like I was just after
13:31 you were passing in and out I went to the backyard one day and he was outside the whole like wall was covered in blood this is a real story I was a kid and I was like what happened Dad and he goes oh I was gutting it just got on the wall and I was like what the ████ was that fish on its period I was just like I was like dude is my dad a murderer like that's pretty cool and then that's pretty cool he was out there doing the same thing with his friend and they were throwing fish at the wall but he didn't want to explain like he was doing dumbass ████ and I was like that's even cooler that's my dad they were just going because they they go they go fishing and they just were throwing it oh my God that's a different apparently I should
14:21 ever yeah the truth is way better
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