0:00 [Music] there's a baby and this baby's born with two dicks like a snake that's crazy what a lucky baby well you said like a snake snakes have two dicks is that due to a fertility drug or is it just naturally occurring i don't know dude it's just funny it's just tight really like let's not figure out how to prevent this just two dicks mean four balls uh doesn't say four balls just just two dicks i wonder if it's double the feeling though do you have a picture jacking off like this they're just like i don't think they were allowed to take a picture of this baby's dick and does it look like a double barrel shotgun or like a slingshot or is it like one here one there so it's a fork in the road there's two full there's two two penises two prongs they're of a different length though that's true not joking so do they get rid of one of them they had to get
0:50 rid of one of them which one did they keep so what they had to get rid of the larger penis why why would you get rid of the larger one maybe it's the less operable one oh like maybe there's no pee pee hole oh it's because the pee hole went through the smaller one no they just it was um the doctor's jealous they removed the second penis he's like i want that dick there can only be that girl's sex toy that goes around on instagram the rabbit yeah with the little dick on the side oh the baby was born with the rabbit the baby was gonna be a professional woman pleaser later on it's like this yep oh jeez so unfortunately the baby could only urinate from the smaller penis so they had to remove the larger penis well that makes sense it could future jizz from the big one what happens if they just left it what would have happened they were afraid that it would make too many uh women in their area of calm see jealousy once once yeah that's what
1:41 happens when you have a jealous insult doctor that's a hater ass doctor well it's nerds it's also a difference right like remember we did that article about that chick who had two vaginas she was in the adult industry and it's like one of them was for her her man the industry i don't know let's see but like a chick that has two vaginas they probably still look regular in a sense whereas like if a dude was walking around with like two penises one not really functional one was bigger than the other and it didn't really work like there could be yeah you know what i mean or what a good story what a good party trick if you wear sweatpants and you have a dick print on both sides oh man the chicks are double yeah what happens when you get frisked by cops though you'd always get freaks dude the airport will not be fun for you yeah remember that here you guys ever seen that video of the cop frisking the guy and he's grabbing his balls yeah his dick that's my dick and he's like oh ████ what's that sorry my penis he knew
2:32 come on he doesn't know he's fighting his lip the whole time nobody ever talks about it exactly you could tell on that 380p or 360p camera video i don't want a guy's biting his lip i don't know what left you know what a guy's biting his lips do you think this baby would grow up to be in a doublemint commercial oh that would be good doublemint commercial or ████ twix the girl with the two vaginas does she kill it on only fans i'm sure she does right yeah like do fetish stuff i think she was in the just the porn industry in general i don't know if i was oh well imagine if this guy oh this baby grew up yeah that's why it all depends on what his personality ends up being like she's a guy like you what if we when we find out that every dude in a doublemint commercial has two dicks because we really wouldn't we really don't have any reason why like it's a prerequisite we have to dig up the original casting call and see if that was a note yeah make sure you have the two dicks how do we know two dicks a plus that would just be his like his only fan's name a i wonder how many people
3:24 have two dicks or born with two dicks out of like whatever and then b i wonder if there's ever been a triple dick situation oh man that's a great question the siamese twin i wonder if there's a triple dick situation you know what i mean that's his fingers isn't it like one eighth of a pan flute yeah yeah that's a that's like yeah that's a bear claw yeah yeah that's wolverine it's wolverine in your pants so this is a genetic irregularity called diphthalia and it takes effect during the development of the genital area it has been posited that drugs infections or other damage between the 23rd and 25th day of gestation could lead to this condition oh wow it's very specific yeah so there's a way to do it on purpose you say 23 today drugs on day 24. the operation so the remaining skin after the removal the remaining skin was stitched together the operation seems to
4:14 have been a success um the report says that he only has one rather than two erection chambers and the remaining penis so it's unclear i forgot that it's chamber based remember only you see the cross section it looks like three chambers and it fills with blood fills it oh yeah so he doesn't have all of his chambers at the moment i don't know how it's gonna affect his sex you have 36 chambers can his name still be dick richards i don't think so not anymore do you think that they give like the parents the other dick just to keep the souvenirs bronze it yeah yeah they do that with umbilical cords right put it in a jar yeah wouldn't you be like hey you know what hey no no no give me my son's extra dick like you ain't gonna ████ put that on what are you gonna do with it do you think doctor he's gonna throw his dick away this was timmy d's kid do you guys think he would grow and eat it what is that what he said he did that with the placenta he did yeah
5:04 he made a video yeah he ████ ate it are you sure about that i know he did well people do that regularly regular yeah but why they say it's better for uh what's the depression called post-natal close yeah cooking it though for real that's what i've heard is that the thing no that's that's what the thought is there's a belief but scientifically there's no proven effect eat your own placenta yes i mean they should they should keep it for like ████ stem cells right i used to have a class with this guy in my anatomy class and he said he just had a baby no dude other guy who also had a baby it's pretty common like i said before yeah placenta and he he made it into a pill and him and his wife like took it together that's better but you know but why make him in all kinds of things because they really believe it it's just like you just believe that it does something what's the belief well according to johns hopkins university they say that
5:55 eating the placenta is good for luck there it is and they have some numbers that you play a lot of left afterwards so you go play craps right now yeah but apparently this would you guys do it there's so many different beliefs as to what it does for you but like he said one of them is for postnatal depression like as a mother you're not going to feel it i'm stuck on some titty milk but i don't know if i'll ████ eat something it depends on what your doula says that if every new year's you eat black beans you have good luck and i don't even do that so i probably won't do this black bean beans specifically why black beans or black eyed peas or something just try it black guy can you just try it for one year to see what happens the bear of entries i got a feeling what does black eyed peas even look like taboo will i am fergie stupid wait you've never seen blackberries sound like i got a feeling no the the actual p's damn it i want to see what that looks like yeah yeah oh
6:46 you mean like back during the joints and jams here that's the joint you know those are the actual pieces when fergie came out i was like oh that was kind of they're kind of like conscious rap you know they're like a cool little underground hip-hop crew and then fergie came and they just went all out mainstream and i'm like nobody had somebody had a vision yeah i was like i like them way better and they ████ made hella money that's why we eat during thanksgiving is it everything you dreamed it would be gonna be a good no they're from around here yeah really yeah uh apple the app and will i am i think grew up in east los and i think taboo went to roseman high taboo's homie he's a homie yeah that's so cool he's not on the show montebello oh yeah how come you don't bring him on the show if he's a homie because he would ████ probably hate
7:36 this show what what do you mean it would mess it would mess his vibe up yeah it's not you know he doesn't want to talk about eating whales he's probably gonna be like where is the love but we can sing along with it true you know great song well he would he would be willing to get ████ at least let's get ████ let's get rid of no no here he would get it started the radio editor 2022 you know time machine edit yes i wonder if the jk fans are still like big uh black ip fans do you think they know the songs i don't i don't think so why they're too old there's gotta there's gotta be at least two or three that are still alive i mean the young ones probably don't know who black eyed peas are who does tonight's gonna be a good night who does that one ten yeah that's black eyed peas yeah it's gonna be a good night
8:27 so placenta i feel like they well i i listened to them before that they're like poppy poppy right but when they got like really popular like poppy poppy poppy that's that's our era though of youtube and like how you know every one of the dance crews and everything so that was a good time but i don't ever remember going like ████ man their songs just hit so hard like i could find ████ ████ but they were hitting so many in a row like they were like hot they're going gold topping dude but it was like in every club yeah every everywhere every mall every bathroom in the casino yeah they were all stars so it is understood that men with duplicate penises can still have normal sex lives on children if they join the black eyed peas yeah would you not eat the placenta then like in the future i don't know if it was requested i'm not as familiar with that uh idea or concept so right now i'm like what but like if
9:19 it was like socially like if i understand do you know what a placenta looks like a bag all i know is that a testicle bag imagine having two dicks and then being like i have a normal sex life i don't know how to imagine that not a ████ flex isn't it that's kind of a flex how would that logistically work but it depends on how the two dicks look like too if it's over under then one goes in the hole the one just pounds the clitoris or the ████ with pounds of clitoris so you could just be like mr dp no pound it man oh you gotta pound it hard ████ hit it hard wouldn't that be so cool if the two dick dude met the two vagina girl and it was like a nice like two pro that's like the avengers isn't that but you know what it sucks if her ████ is like this and his dick is like this then you just gotta put her sideways so see he just gotta ████ like that that's fine that's easy wow that's assuming they put plug in a plug that'd be nice that's fate you think there's like that's like the um it was a
10:10 total recall the the triple tip chick you think that happens oh three titties yeah the total recall one it does happen right does it maybe no i'm leaving my wife [Laughter] i saw a dog with eight titties eight titties yeah don't they usually have six i don't know how i'm looking up if can you marry a dog [Laughter] oh wait wait wait some people say they're already dead what are we talking about i got a feeling [Music] you
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