0:00 but gay rhymes with gray all right we live in a gray world there's a spectrum you can be 85% [Music] heterosexual oh welcome back to an amazing episode you're definitely not going to want to miss this one of the careful boys we got Jes back in here and um we was just talking about this while the camera was off serious topic we were talking about gay guys giving head yeah oh remember that what are we doing go ahead and explain the story you were just telling me homie I'm throw my gum out on this one it gets it gets juicy uh I have a a gay opener and he we're on a road gig and we're having a conversation dude and he kind of he kind
0:51 of got in my head a little bit all right he almost me he was incepting you yeah this hilarious by the way dude this guy he he got to see him right he hilarious so I'm I'm we're he's telling me like that uh gay guys give the best head and I'm just like what are you talking about he's like yeah he's like babe gay guys give the best hat like we know exactly how your works like we know everything that feels good we know what the the right spots to lick the right places to suck like we know how to stroke it we have a dick we know how you like it girls are guessing of what they think you like we know what you like I've been I've been told the same thing dud i' I've been told the same thing by a trans fan they're like hey they proposition me they're like I know how to suck really good cuz I got one and I was like I passed thank you
1:42 yeah but for a second I was just like and in that moment there was a ████ rest stop coming up and I was like well were you driving at this time I think yeah I was like ripping the steering wheel hell hard sweaty dude were you like dude I was getting ████ rock hard like h no but I was rolling down the window a little bit but it makes sense it makes sense to me of course you're ████ right like uh hey can I ask your question though yeah yeah tell me how many times do you think that line has worked for him I you mean converting straight guy 95% of the time because it was working okay you're like I'm straight as hell dude I'm ████ super straight I was just for a second I was like I kind of want to do it just for like research purposes you know what I mean like I don't want who cares cuz you're a scientist like was that gay no no would it be cheating if you if you
2:32 let a man suck your dick probably yes yes it would I'll say this my wife wouldn't like that yeah she would be very upset if you pissed yeah yeah I think is it a bro massage there's like confusion ████ that's a different type of jits if you cheat on your wife with a chick she's going to be pissed right away but if like the way you cheated was you got head from like your homeboy I think there's a little bit of confusion and anger so it's not oh yeah cuz I forgot the part of in this context out of curiosity she's gone out of curiosity you're you're in his shoes right and then you're like well I'm just for science I need to know cuz I never had a ████ from a man so so here's the thing here was the ne okay so here was the so there's no emotions forget these guys em hey what would you tell these what would you tell these guys all just
3:23 think about your most like think about one of your gay friends just name them gay the hot one I mean your best friend gay friend yeah just name your hottest gay one you can say like Ryan oh ████ Steve TOA Steve to dude also like so there's gay dudes that look like a straightup action hero and then there's gay dudes that look like yeah not quite lady boy but pretty much I mean they're on the lady side right all they got to do is chop that thing off look I live in West Hollywood I see it all you can't tell on the half of them M that's the crazy part some of them you would never know you would never thought oh yeah I've seen them Oh you mean like a if like straight up lady boy no no no just like a regular dude oh that's yeah cuz they're not walking around with
4:13 their ████ limp wrist and stuff they're and they're the OG's they're the old ████ G's they got kids and they're the OG G's they'll tell you how it happened but one my story was uh one day I'm a neighbor was chilling and then I see a you know a dad he's like cleaning his car I was like hey what's up what up man how you doing and he was drunk I had no idea and he just you know it's crazy all I want to do is just get ████ and suck dick but no my boyfriend always got to complain and I was just like H what what just happened you put your dues up hey what you say but it just caught me off guard you're in their but you're in their neighborhood so they probably thought you gay gay Asian boy no I'm in their neighborhood and I have nothing you're in airet homie I'm nothing against her or nothing I was just caught me off guard I was like oh ████ it really comes out of all shapes and sizes I would have said you would
5:03 have never know I like your agenda buddy you know what I mean but yeah so like a guy's guy so that became the next conversation that we had right afterwards cuz he told me I was cuz I said D you kind of convinced me a little bit but I'm not you know it was he like I I'll I'll give you a free B yeah yeah so and free oh and then you're in the RV oh trust me if it would have been free Joe if it would have been free I would have got right but he's I told I would to give you a little roadhead just roadhead baby a little tickle on my nickel not even free I'll give you 10 bucks oh oh if you paid me no that's what I'm talking about you're coming up that's called that's called being smart business you know what I mean but he what but I told him like has this ever worked with you like you ever got like a guy who's straight he's like all the time and I said really they're not
5:53 straight if they're sucking as thank you I said I was like oh damn but they're gay right and he's like whoa why are they gay and I was like because dude like they're suck you're sucking their dick and you're a guy he's like yeah but it's just head like why do you have to now he has to become this thing like gay like why just just sexual it's like he just suck got his dick I think they should wait before marriage for this and I'm like yeah yeah yeah what are you conin are you telling me that if you suck my dick I'm not gay he's like no why would you be gay you're like this is all right suck my dick dude you convince me you think that's their tactic obviously and and then now I realized that he was using his weapons on me right righty weapons bro yeah cuz guys do that to chicks all the time and then that's why they have a dude ████ you ████ like no we don't got to imagine you if you cook one meal that doesn't make you a chef right boom you just cook
6:45 the meal down whoa he's dropping a ████ bomb dude so what are you saying so if you get your head you know like that one do mean you're gay so you will okay okay okay okay okay put your money with your mouth is homie were my wait let's ████ what what sorry G guy comes in here and he sucks your dick you'll be okay with that no no no look this is the thing hold on take that back hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on we're not we're recording C record all right all right all right all right if a guy sucks your dick that makes you a curious scientist if you suck a man's dick that's kind of gay yeah I think if a yeah if you Su who's gay G you are in gay in perpetuity like a but if you suck their dick that's kind of gay dude I see what you're
7:35 saying yeah that guy who was sucking dick he's gay yeah he's gay I think we found a loophole and then the guy who's gaying his dick suck get the ████ out of here gay guy he's still gay not not me this is an interesting topic chair as somebody who's been in the situation you don't feel like that at all actually you just feel like this is just what it is this is just happened to me and I'm lucky to be in this position you know what I mean look it's imagine this huh what are you saying imagine this what the ████ you call me you're on an island talking I like these I like these and then there's just a glory hole there's an insert here you'll never find out who's on the other side oh but there's someone else on the other side yeah you don't if there's a glory hole I'm having a conversation through the hole dude I'm going to be ████ lonely hey anybody in there I'm breaking down
8:26 the whole wall let me tell you something we landed there uh five minutes I'm dick is in I'm not that's it for me it's like you wake up I'm looking people looking for w Water Shelter I'm oh thank God I'm saved in five minutes it just landed I just landed there everyone's like what are we going to do swam in the ████ land I saw a glory hole straight to it Papa what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that
9:17 become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details even if someone has like a really good head game when I see a man's face that's done yeah it's hard to get hard you're right you still you have a man right here and you thank you dude I want to suck your di reality TV show 10 contestants all brown paper bags you can't see none of that whatever I was just going to say that dude go ahead say I was just going to say that we have if your ████ hand your eyes are covered and somebody sucks your dick do you know if it's going to be got no facial hair so don't be all ████ you don't know they're just sucking ████ do you think you know if it's a girl or a guy probably think can
10:08 you know we should play this game right now why are we playing this game Who JK party returns let's do it paper bag game we're here to answer the age-old question can you tell if it's a man or woman's mouth I think you could tell brother you think so I think you could tell absolutely by the way they hey watch your mouth dudee cuz they are I'm watching yours tell dude yeah who hold on dude we got some soft lips in this room right now dude it's like I got some dsls I think dude you put your you put you put your PE PE in the PE hole and then you have a glory hole contest and then it's like the Pepsi challenge but we just say like the gender challenge all I'm saying is in this room you're going to know if it's H's ████ mouth in your ████
10:58 yep oh don't say ████ dude who yeah don't Fu God man we're going to get demonetized this is science talk right now dude it's a penis yeah it's like ████ the ████ is wrong with you dude we got to get the most pretentious ████ wine connoisseurs it's like homophobic ████ that like I could tell it's a woman's mouth I know right away so you got to get all those guys you got to get all those guys lined up I can smell queer yeah I know what it is some guys could smell it D yeah some guys can really discount that bro fny the gar back to DSL lips remember they told me that in school and they're like oh this is DSL I was like yeah I do and everybody was like oh my God I thought he said he goes to ESL I'm like yeah I have ESL I'm an ESL the classroom I
11:49 don't know he meant DSL I didn't know what DSL meant yeah he's like I got good internet ████ kids huh kids being kids kids are so stupid but yeah dude I can tell I think for sure though that it's a man man mouth or a woman cuz the man's good have you heard of the term um men that have sex with men yeah yeah so G it's not it's not so there's like different categories well they say they're not gay they say they're not they said there's gay and then there's men that have sex with men which are straight men that have sex with men but they're not gay that's semantics brother I love Joe The Scientist by the way we let the internet handle that one I I when when I worked at this gym the front desk girl was reading a book called men seeking men and I was like what is this book and she's explaining this phenomenon of these guys who are like
12:39 sometimes married with a lady I like that you call it phenomenon it kind of is a phenomenon but that's gay activity they go out and they cheat on they cheat on their family and they they ████ dudes on the side but then they're like I'm not gay though I'm not like well cuz they're probably saying like they some people think that in order to be full on gay you have to be in love have a relationship desire men romantically whatever but I'm like if you just lust for men I think that's also gay too you know it has to be I think so it's not a bad thing it's just like the problem is we're talking about everything like polarized like black and white as if it's 100% And A 0% but gay rhymes with gray all right we live in a gray world there's a spectrum you can be 85%
13:30 heterosexual I think that and you can be 15% how many 85% heterosexual guys you know I don't think anybody here in this room is 100% heterosexual I think all get the ████ out of here D I'll fight you right now bro dude ████ I'll ████ beat your ass dude what' you say to me that insecurity you just call me Que in a smart way I think all girls are gay do you think all girls are gay I think all girls are gay agree I think all guys cam are are closeted homosexuals I don't know about that I think a lot of I think a lot of before our modern era a lot of guys and ladies were just you know having sex with everybody dude I think everybody was freefor all the 70s the ' 80s were more like that no like like I know what you're talking about like in ancient times everybody was ████ everybody you know everybody there's no
14:21 rules of likees back then it was socially ex this ████ just said vampires back then you see Vampire Diaries dud acceptable right and because it's socially acceptable it was more prominent 20 years ago it wasn't as socially acceptable as it is today so today what are we seeing we're seeing way more right statistically proportionately numbers wise we're seeing more lgbtq all that stuff in today's world cuz it's more socially Norm right can I give you my theory but go ahead all I'm saying is if it was 100% socially acceptable I just think more dudes who aren't technically gay would potentially engaged in certain activities because there's nothing wrong with it because then things like curiosity are are play it's not about like the embarrassment of being queer or doing creativity to add to that my theory is that nowadays thank you so
15:13 much uh super wet Hand by the way it's a wet topic but here here's the thing wow oh ████ here's the thing right oh ████ oh sorry that thr my head all time I'm sorry dude just had we lost you for a second I'm sorry know I feel the facial here and I was like I would totally tell his yeah I I got a strong feature dud don't mouth it you can't it we still know what you're saying right now because of things like Tinder and things like that like people are having so much sex that sex is so like easy to get to have access to the people are having so much of it right that now they're like I'm kind of bored ████ a girl what would you be like the ████ a guy that's what happened to P did people were curious that people were just like they're having it so much they're just
16:03 like that's why I what if I try that I fell upon the video of a of the model that I thought it was the only fans model and then it's like you want to suck on my girl dick and there's all these guys that's like oh I can't wait to suck on that girl dick and it was like oh I fell upon the transgender genre yeah of all these eag girl and then you subscribed yeah no I got the free version the leak no I don't have to pay for ████ dude Reddit what's your percentage of gayness me yeah be honest M probably like at the most 15 at the most that's a lot 15 is well he is wrestling with guys wrestling guy he's got a ████ in his face he's trying to fight off it does it does I feel like I Don't Feel Complete in my I feel angsty if I don't get to Grapple with my boys at the jail
16:54 ah got you got you I got to train I got to ████ I think that's what makes you less actually because you're you're control you can control that while that urge that urge to kiss my my training partner so I think honestly you're you're like a one dude when I think when I think of like I love I love I love hugging my boys you're physical yeah yeah but if any of them tries to like you know kiss you kiss me I think I'd be like hey man no ick can do that ████ you be like hey man that was nice hey dude hey yo yo that's a joke yeah that's funny but don't like you know that don't don't get your lips near my neck brother because I just love like steeping up be like hey don't do that that hey budy hey yo yo yo yo yo yo not do that right watch your ████ BS if some like I remember there's one guy gay black man like me I think G gay
17:46 black man oh yeah you're their type yeah I'm I'm their type they like to flirt with me at the gym and ████ there's one dude one time like grabb him by the hip and I was like hey man don't ████ do that bro he don't do that hey when I grab you by the you don't push my hand off right here is cool cuz I know you cuz I know it's jokes right here is cool but if you catch me off guard we get it you know you catch me off guard I'm right here I'm going to be upset oh too close to this this feel it right here they ever grab one of these they ever grab one of those you ever grab one of those bro that's crazy is it that's that's a weird one like grabbing you right here is very nah brother makes you feel protected mm- yeah feel like we're a ████ eighth grade boyfriend and girlfriend Beyond like the conversation of G though is like I've been watching so a guy that
18:37 presents masculine is dating like a very like what would they call it a passing trans right or someone that's super hot like you can't even tell they're a girl I mean a boy or whatever they're like it's like and then they're trying to he's trying to justify his straightness and saying like yeah I'm Alpha like I'm straight because like it you know um yeah I'm with the woman and then it's going back to the whole thing of like some trans women want to be full-on women even if they still have a dick and then so there's a bunch of influencers right now that are like influencer couples like straight guy uh trans girl couples that are like trying to tell the world like we're a straight couple and I'm just like bro like um there was this one interview
19:28 that they had with the ti lady boy and they're asking her you know is it gay to find you attractive and she goes no it's not gay to find me attractive and I was like yeah it's really not gay to find hot attractive trans women attractive cuz they present women right there's nothing gay about that what you're saying but grabbing their dick and deep throwing it and then like tickling their balls and ████ getting their nut in your throat is I love your ████ juices that's ████ gay bro that love love that is so so so so gay
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