0:00 [Music] an american pastor has been receiving a bunch of attention online after he spat in his hand and then rubbed it onto the face of a volunteering member of his congregation to make a point about god yeah that's this holy spirit he embodied god though because there's different types of spits there's uh porno spit the right and then there's like the oh whoa i wish i was a pimp and i had a homie like gentleman like give me that tobacco level and then i ████ slap somebody that's a pimp action yeah i think you don't see it clearly yet but you ████
0:50 oh he got the boogers dude is that the oh is that the holy spirit that's the holy spirit yeah and this is where no most people would not face jesus anymore no what most people would do is turn away yes run this is a bad example jesus is not that spitball bro oh god oh you got two you gotta reload oh that's a lot look my boy is tripping dude what i'm telling you be strong what i'm telling you it's just as he's physically standing here oh knowing what's coming oh no god's saying can you physically
1:40 and spiritually and emotionally be able to stand we could just slap them i know that's what getting the vision or receiving it might get nasty no that's all one point just like that receiving vision from god might get nasty you mean the king god i just bought in crazy faith i just bought my dream car now we're gonna get to the wiping [Music] the responses of the people what i'm telling you that's just dripping off his face it's how the people in your life will react
2:31 there it is this guy this guy murders people yo this pastor is a murderer that is some ████ man jio's reaction right now that's not okay crazy i could smell it i could feel oh ████ that is not in ████ song of solomon i feel like that's what people saw when when we did just kidding party challenges in gross things that actually really was kind of ████ up really that was actually like yo what the ████ is the church element makes it way like if that was just porn yeah it doesn't matter but it's the fact that it's in church and people the jackass skit it'd be fine absolutely because jk party you know what you're getting into like that ████ is just ████ that was on jk church no ████ jk church dude it's their prank channel that's precious gemstones right there dude yeah for real dude god that actually all made us like kind of ████ made me mad uncomfortable
3:21 yeah that was really gross actually i thought it was quick like to it pow even that's nasty but the build-up he like interrupted his own speech yeah why did he have to do that he locked it up yeah and then he had to like ████ paint the mona lisa on it and he was like ████ it yeah he went like this because at first i'm like okay i can deal with that but then he went like i wanted his lips oh imagine he did his lips [Laughter] honestly that might as well have been next that was a crazy like i thought we should have wet willied him [Laughter] he's like and it might get nasty it could have been a million other things what are people saying he could have just read a ████ scripture people are saying frankly there must have been an easier way to explain that
4:12 sometimes following the good word isn't the easiest task in the world for a believer like a slap brandon said that that would have been i mean but maybe that wouldn't have cut the you know the the noise you know like okay this did the job though knock them out and we did the last week you know so he's like he's brainstorming how he could top last week's sermon yeah that's true oh yeah maybe just incrementally like he he sermoned himself into a corner he's like ████ man i think the only thing that helps is that he looks very well put together you know what i mean he looks like a guy that like flosses he should go to jail that guy should go to jail bro yeah yeah it's still nasty as ████ but it would have been worse like if it was someone else because if he looked homeless as ████ man like i don't know but if it was like somebody who looked like they would do it you maybe would accept it but when it's somebody who doesn't look like they
5:02 would do it it's like maybe there's something like really weird that's what makes me uncomfortable is that it looks like such a mosaic style church like it looks all nice but if it was some like village church you just go it's the fact that like you you expect people to be more sane than that yeah like that is just like who's the poor guy that agreed to do it yeah i do feel like this dude spit probably smells like mint versus someone like me it probably smells like fish sauce so like you know what i mean oh do we not care that there's ████ cove at times hello but he got the holy spirit through the spit so what's good that's one way to get copic bro that's i guess that's extra belief you guys are missing the point man the preacher just wanted to show you how you have to stand tall when things are ████ nasty you're right and we missed the whole point we just got focused on the spit but he still became a victim of nastiness he didn't
5:52 even a volunteer he didn't even deflect it like what the illustration's supposed to give you he said uh he stated that the responses were exactly what believers can expect when they truly follow the word which is what ill a stinky face i i guess whatever it is is meant to cause any reaction is like appropriate to the amount of reaction that you would get for like it must work for that church if that church is getting that much tithe it looks like they're doing pretty well like they got money so maybe that's what people go to see this guy's killing it and we're talking about it right now so you know it's one of those like kind of like any price is good press type stuff right i think this is how you get more buddhists in the world yeah i think that guy should be arrested for spinning in his hand and rubbing another guy's face only for that he should be arrested that's assault bro you can't forget the part where well he went oh yeah he was like making a spectacle of it like all right bro just get it over with i know i know
6:42 you're trying to send a message but you shouldn't spit on someone's face like that it's poor guys oh well he didn't spit on his face he might as well have spin on his hand yes and then he caressed his face yeah rubbed it in and all the crevasses and you know boss that's how you say it i don't think he went hard enough man for bosses i think i was i think it was two weeks so what would you do pastor jeremiah joe i want a ████ ████ in my hand opened up his hat smashed this ████ head do you have the ████ ready no i would just like ████ on stage drop a little log okay that was like that like a rip it out and then ████ take off he was wearing a hat right was he yeah i think it looks like joe because it is joe it's expected ████ rub that motherfucker's head and
7:33 then put the hat back is the wild pastor yeah first huh do you smash it on the hand first i wouldn't i wouldn't have done this i don't think he's uh you know i like a glob of it like i think you could just ████ in your hand just have a ████ mountain of that ████ and just take off his hat and just smash it and then you rub it on the head could you massage it massage the skin same message when there's something that you don't want uncomfortable that you don't want to be in what did you just say that you don't want to be in that's that's that's even funnier to imagine doing that but you're accompanied verbalization so bad that it doesn't
8:25 merit getting ████ on your head what's he talking about what's the point what's this guy saying he's gonna put his ████ on my head for this so like when life is like kind of like you know it gets harder um i'm sure you put the ████ on your head please put the monies in the basket you know when she ████ she hits the fan bro so are they doing anything to this church or is like no no that's the sermon it's accepted obviously you know people online you know are definitely throwing their opinions and obviously being discussed by it giving other criticisms but they this pastor stands firm in belief of uh you know what his message is and in fact the responses that he's receiving from people is validating his point i like this guy yeah because if we're like oh man that's
9:15 wrong like we're kind of like that same nastiness that's going against in essence i mean i see thee call me nasty then i see the the idea i don't necessarily believe in the the way but would you do it if you were a pastor what would you do anthony that pastor anthony if you know better yeah you guys are all critics man i just critiqued that he didn't go i'd probably just use my words i'd probably just use a story or an example or an analogy powerpoint kind of ████ up that you would use a story an analogy like that if you want to spin it i would get arrested for that i should get arrested of course you get arrested for that that guy is actually right i take that back i take everything back it just seems kind of hilarious from a bible perspective you got the book of job where this dude went through all kinds of nasty and you go no i think we should just show spit i just on this guy like let's not talk about real ████ from the bible that was a real biblical
10:05 reference too you talking about this in the book of joe cause to me that's one of the nasty ████ in the bible that you're like oh he went through some ████ i know that is how excited he's like i know like that did it for me i was like i'm convinced yup he got boils [Music] you
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