0:00 and then he busted at a rifle started walking around shooting people and then like he shot somebody's like parent and then the kid was like crying holy you're just sitting there all smuggy your pasta yeah what kind of pasta was it oh it was good oh shoot I don't know yeah tell us about the pasta [Music] you guys remember in like science class or anything like that you had to build you know like um different either balloon race cars egg drops random I mean egg drops or whatever what are egg drops if you build you build like a a craft for your egg to sit safely and then you drop it from a store I've never heard of that if you could uh so everybody's like coming in it's like a physics thing everybody's coming in like putting it in pillows putting like paper mache around it I made ice cream
0:50 I remember one of the things uh for us was we had to build like a balloon race car where you like yeah and you know there's actual races and science classroom and stuff like that pretty cool um it just reminded me of this particular story right here because this right here that is very very cream of the crop when it comes to engineering a Chef Boyardee race car whoa are those skateboard wheels it looks like skateboard wheels they pick 12 bearings too yeah all right what I can't even tell them Chef boy already can with four wheels attached okay yeah it's really not that crazy except for the fact that this kid like put it out in the street and then it shut down the entire Chicago Street because somebody thought it was a bomb and police had to come in oh God no shut down the whole street it was kind of like a bomb and
1:41 I'll say rearrest Richard Jewel does that really bomb ask it's a chef Boyard you can yeah sometimes you can make that no bomb I guess so suspicious packaging right yeah and it just left there right you know how like at the airport and stuff you get there like if you see something say something if anybody leaves a suspicious bag like what is a suspicious bag bomb sightings are like swatting it's like they'll never not take it seriously so even if someone just thinks it's a bomb like they don't ask for like yeah like if you say bomb in a plane then they have to like ████ follow every protocol anywhere or hostage or something like that they'll just come it's crazy so you could just call you could just call bomb threats that's how swattings always happen not getting trouble though no but if you faked it you're in big trouble what if you didn't know what if you called on the chef already oh that's different I thought you were saying like just going like what if you call it a pay phone dude
2:34 if you don't want to go that day that's all you gotta do yeah so if you have a test that day let's press star 69 what's that block number oh yeah block your number God star 82.69 yeah that's the Callback that's the call back this this one to block man all the star codes hika's been telling me about like they have lockdown drills because you know like we had we grew up growing up we had like earthquake drills like hiding under the desk so you know in case you're like active shoot or whatever so they try to like roll the cover what happened is it still duck rolling cover yeah for earthquake same exact drill for the drills I think to not scare the kids too much because because he's in kindergarten so they're like so sometimes there might be like an adult that's not supposed to be on campus no way to say it so when they are on campus this is what you do and they like they go to a specific room and all that and they go and sometimes they're wolves that come on campus too so oh so I guess
3:27 they make it where it's like it could be a a person or it could be a crazy animal so like that way I think the kids they like I don't know if it's more fun or like they're more incentivized that's lying but did they because like this is what we do when there's like a person or a wolf you're like what the a freaking werewolf costume technically that's both Duck and Roll like an adventure sphere huh yeah and then he was like that's kind of really cute yeah like tomorrow tomorrow is gonna be locked down the real person is coming like a real person is not coming he goes they said it is I'm like the real person if they were coming they're not gonna tell you so I was like if they're telling you you have no chance yeah the lockdown is going on tomorrow you guys are practicing it he goes no no papa you don't know tomorrow
4:18 is the real lockdown the real person's coming but it could be a wolf it could be a wolf too yeah say that to 911 because we're all believers here that's what how do I say that to 911 you want me to open a calendar do not get the reference in the concept of it no I go it's a wolf or no open the calendar and I want to see what happens what are you gonna say to 9 11. I don't know make a voice note following your guys's rules anything's wrong not our rule because they were told that you know there's gonna be training and ████ like that so they're you know they're all the fun oh ████ we're gonna whatever oh is that what they said yeah so when it actually happened everybody was very under the impression 911 calendars are ████ sick what the ████ to Porsche 911. I didn't know that was gonna ████ pop up look at this ████ sick ass Porsche
5:08 dude I kind of want a 911 calendar now my friend who works at crypto.com said that like if you leave a back you could get a whole game canceled by leaving the wrong box or backpack at the front or anywhere in the stadium unclaimed because they will take it super serious I would imagine yeah yeah it's a public space where you could just Target a ton of people so like like everybody that works there is trained to report like seeing things like that even no matter what their job is even hot dog people yeah everybody if there's a bag and like no it's like nobody's bag then they immediately like have to check it you know what's crazy at almost every like Mass person event there's like snipers and stuff like uh on our side like cops on our side I was like what of course where do we not go it's like the amount of like police and City resources that need to happen for large size events we
6:00 don't even know about they're just like people just like doing things behind the scenes keeping people safe yeah yeah because in case there's another weird guy like that has his own rifle that guy will take him out did they have that at the freaking country music probably did oh I went to the Long Beach Grand Prix and there was an active shooter there I was I was eating freaking what the hell yeah and some dude was walking around the rifle and I'm like oh it's interesting and then freaking SWAT team like I was there right when it all happened and freaking SWAT team like this is crazy yeah we were about to leave I was like wait is this guy still that large or is he did and then somebody said oh yeah he's down it's like cool let's keep eating wow we I I haven't they didn't shoot anybody what up yeah he shot uh he shot he got shot and then he shot two or three other people how recent was this uh Long Beach Grand Prix like a month ago like last month dude you hear about this I don't
6:50 know it was on the yeah well I just mean like it's crazy how you don't hear about the stuff as frequently anymore in your own like neighborhood oh yeah it didn't it didn't really fit any agenda so it's just like a like an older Mexican dude and then he busted at a rifle started walking around shooting people and then like he shot somebody's like parent and then the kid was like crying holy you're just sitting there all smug eating your pasta yeah what kind of pasta was it oh it was good oh shoot I don't know yeah tell us about the pasta bow tie pasta with like this creamy cheesy sauce and like some steak on the top nice pasta was good what's your favorite kind of pasta right [Laughter] pretty type an active shot nice I'm a singer so was the last time you guys called a bomb threat right now now I can't wait to like think of different scenarios where I can call on a bumper I mean it's like pulling a fire alarm at your school and I just said it
7:41 way more yeah and it's super hard to get away with it no you gotta press star 69 or whatever they'll never know because then like you it's a federal level so they really are gonna look for you whatever dude it's not a big deal they have Federal warnings on it's disease there's a copy a movie that's a federal federal crime go to jail for that that's it that's true that's a site for those you know which one what which one do you use you actually recently I went to go look for that site and it all got taken down which one was it get taken off quick if this one was like up for a while I forgot the name was like HD TMO or something oh there's another one's way better Steve put me on it yeah all right he fights I have to go through like three different websites I got some I got some links you don't just go to buy the ESPN app we don't talk about buying and moving ESPN app reviews are like 85. yeah but
8:34 you buy the you buy like service to the app and then you still have to buy each fight yeah yeah that's what I'm saying damn even on the apps we we still use a site to skip the because sometimes you can watch them for free on the App if it's like a little uh what is like a smaller car yeah the smaller one yeah we'll still go on the website just because we don't want to go through the app you want to donate to the site yeah so you get users they get they get paid with banner ads it's user funded yeah support the community dude why the ads always pornography because they're they'll probably get the most clicks you know what's crazy what I'm thinking about right now there were a lot of little toy bombs as kids that you could buy remember really yeah like out of the ice cream truck like you can get like even that little thing that those poppers yeah the poppers the thing where you squeeze it and it's just baking soda vinegar and then the bag just explodes what I was thinking like a little sperm yeah they were called bomb bags yeah those are cool I used to put them I used to put them in the locker you know the
9:25 locker slits how like every Locker oh yeah that's how they breathe you just put them halfway in there and then you activate it and the ████ ruins someone's books like every page dude you're a man dude right I used to love doing that ████ you're the king of pranks do you go to random lockers or targeted lockers no random lockers yeah his Thanos yeah yeah yeah there's Danny Randy dude that ████ was like but then I got caught the the um was it the plant manager or the groundskeeper guy saw me doing it and then he made he gave me this whole lecture about how like you know someone could have something very meaningful to them in there and you would have ruined it and I would yeah like your mom and I was like I'll never do that again I was like that's a really cool you're right you doubled up on the bombs no it's like I could I could understand that and like he didn't like yell at me it was just like you know someone might have a Sentimental item in there and it's ruined and I'm like you're right that's
10:16 ████ up I'll never do it again to that day I retired
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