0:00 degrees made gay guys smoke and look more manly than ████ dudes pumping gas dude when they would they would pack a cigarette dude yeah yeah yeah are you calling them gay just because they were dancing doctor volta's not gay oh yeah [Music] is there anyone like the 420 Blaze It hell yeah brother do you really yeah I like taking Edibles every now and then oh okay but you do you celebrate 420 like a holiday no I celebrate Hitler's birthday though I just don't do this well we're talking about fortunate of the day I thought it was on at 4 20 P.M every day or every day you do it every day oh okay okay no not every day you know actually this this 420 I didn't partake I didn't do anything I just not on purpose or anything I just kind of forgot about you even watched Half Baked or anything cool or no or watch chef
0:50 with John Favreau I like I like that movie Chef I like his cooking show I like his show Coach very good I like cooking but I don't like the sweets I don't like desserts so I just skip all that you skip all that yeah I go to the Savory when he makes pieces pizzas and grilled cheeses yeah okay so President Biden has announced Mass pardon for federal marijuana possession it's about time dude a step long stop by Advocates and the most significant action on marijuana his administration has taken to date which was Zero until now uh he also directed federal agencies to conduct a review of whether marijuana should remain these schedule one substance um people convicted of simple possession will be pardoned that's honestly pretty crazy the pardons will clear everyone convict on federal charges of simple possession since it first became a crime the pardons will also extend to anyone convicted under the District of Columbia
1:40 drug laws since the district is not a state and charges in DC are technically considered federal charges people a lot of people don't know that but that's how it is possession of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail minimum fine one thousand dollars at a first conviction more than 6 500 people were convicted of simple possession between 1992 and 2021 so and thousands more under DC code under Federal right White House officials have said but the vast majority of convictions happen at the state level and the White House is appealing to Governors to follow suit issue the same pardon also state level still doesn't have to follow those rules right so California already is doing that we're legalizing ████ we're getting out the marijuana cards events Beach ████ goddamn a decade right yeah but pardoning people that like have been convicted that's totally different thing well right but federally was the whole thing like so if you got caught going
2:31 across state lines you got caught like going like from like in the airport with marijuana it's a different thing yeah like like once you're past the duty-free section oh it's Federal now so that means I could trans I could take my marijuana from one state to another state all good well you are you are already able to do that if the two states are cool it's already cool but not exactly because federally you could have got popped that's the problem so so it used to be my possession yes possession you could get pop for federal a federal offense right now that's done so like now it's really just going back to the States but it's also what's that athlete that that is uh Brittany grimer yes but that's a Russian that's different that's Russian rules Congress should pass a law saying and it counts in Russia and then she'd be fine right and accounts in Russia it's also
3:23 crazy that Biden's just taking out people that Kamala is putting in jail because that's what that was she was known for whoa whoa whoa whoa there's so many people in jail just for possession of marijuana she's kind of a dark dude not what he meant you know he he's a simple man he doesn't know what he said what do you think happens to all the criminals that let's say you got popped for possession in like 85 and you go to jail and then while being in jail as a result of being imprisoned you get into some ████ to survive in prison and you get your sentence extended for the things you did in jail do they count all those extended time ████ I bet they go I bet they forget because what if that spirals you into like a prison lifestyle that you can't ████ get out of I know I want to hope that they take them out too but they probably don't all charges Beyond Simple
4:14 possession like distribution or possession with intent to distribute are not covered so probably the things that resulted from stuff that so nobody's getting released from jail because of um the pardons that isn't that isn't anyone currently or there isn't anyone currently in federal prisons solely for simple possession there are thousands of people who have prior Federal convictions for marijuana possession who may be denied employment housing or educational opportunities this action will help relieve the collateral consequences arising from those convictions okay so it's more like a moving forward thing yes it moves the federal government more in line with the states because the states have already basically ratified like the marijuana is legal in 37 States right now marijuana is legal uh 19 states have legal adult use marijuana five states have legalization on the ballot in November
5:05 so it's pretty much happening it's just a process because we are a representative Republic you can't just federalize something and then all the states have to ratify it that's not how it ████ works yeah so yeah it's it takes and I have Schoolhouse Rock explained it hey give me a ████ guitar I'll explain it I'll do it right now plug me in was there ever a moment when you guys were younger that you uh did believe that marijuana was like very much like a schedule one level like this is I thought it was the worst thing ever after dare into thinking that they're scared the ████ out when I was in high school I thought marijuana was like heroin just the way like I saw like if we if I got caught with weed and the cops found weed on me and beat the ████ out of me and ████ like that you're like oh ████ this s███'s crazy yeah dude I thought if I even got caught with a
5:55 doobie people would be ████ my butt in 15 minutes because like that's what they teach you they're like you're going to jail people can that's what they teach you and dare yeah I kind of I stayed away from marijuana until like later in my life like when I was a kid in high school I would smoke a little bit but even then I was like so turned off and scared from it because I was like ah ████ it can I ask how did the dare people demonstrate drugs through dance yeah interpretively they used to have the three screens they would like have these three screen presentations at like in our high school our years and they would just have like just talking about like scenarios they would play out scenarios of like Cody got caught smoking pot look what happened to him you know those kinds of hey have you seen the Vape commercials on Youtube and ████ oh dude playing football hey like vaping man people think it's like sick it's actually really not that sick that's how it was with marijuana and
6:46 they and then what they say they go there's no Vape in team that's what they say what the ████ they play out this whole Sports thing where it's like a quarterback and he's like vaping and ████ and he throws the football and the receiver can't catch it because he's like overthrowing him and he's like ah ████ this Vape is rude about life they always cut the black and white and the guy's like like Mom like what the ████ I'm just trying to vape a little bit and she's like what the ████ are you doing I don't know if any of those things work because I remember in when I was in sixth grade like we had sane which is kind of like dare I remember that and then cops would come to talk about it and you're like oh ████ I don't know this is gonna be so boring right and you don't even listen then they would have some new inmate come and then you're like oh ████ this guy's ████ dope tattoos man so it's like it doesn't even
7:37 fit can matter like what they're saying is just the person that says it's true yeah and the inmate guy would come and then he would talk about how it's bad for him like yeah it would be bad if you already partied your ████ life away I need to like get to his level I'm gonna party first and then tell the next people don't do it what if he told the cops he was gonna say what the cops wanted him to say but he gets into the classroom he's like yeah you should smoke a bunch like just could you imagine that's like this valedictorian speeches yeah but but like that's his like Leverage of getting out of prison for a little bit yeah dude these commercials are so trying Hardy they'll get like a fireman he's like he's like yeah I had third degree burners all over my ████ 75 of my body so you don't think that's real he's like guess why because the kid let it do and then flicked it into a curtain
8:28 so that like has nothing to ████ do with marijuana highly flammable situation and wait and you're a fire party you couldn't put it out that's just a fire hazard yeah yeah yeah yeah that's just a match the OG ones was like the girl melted in the couch yeah I don't want to go anywhere I've been ruining my life from smoking all this pot and my dad looks kind of cool yeah yeah I want to chill hard like I can melt too man two OG ones I remember was the eggs in the pan yeah the eggs in the pan oh yeah and then the other one was the one where the dad catches his son smoking he's like where'd you learn this and he goes I learned it from you and the dad like has a moment of like
9:20 this is on patreon I'm telling you like that was the problem with being a kid who liked over easy though like this is your brain this is your brain of drugs I'm like that's goddamn my favorite kind of egg [Laughter] give me some toast you guys remember that a smoking commercial with that old lady who had the ████ hole oh yeah yeah so I didn't really know him how about the white grandfather they're both white what the ████ you talking about I'm sure why yeah he's Pure White don't take away from him how do you think you make a master race yeah thank you no so my uh recessive gene my dad's dad was a chain Smoker's whole life so I didn't meet him actually because he died like well I met him I guess I was like two years old but I don't ████ remember but like he had
10:11 that thing though in his tricky so like he had the hole and it was like he said it was like a computer or whatever it was weird I was a hell of a dumb kid too I remember seeing that commercial and be like oh that's kind of cool yeah insane smoking was the coolest ████ ever though yeah like growing up dude yeah watching people smoke in movies it's James Dean the campaign of making smoking cool was so much more effective than making it uncool like you didn't even have a chance dude Greece made gay guys smoking look more manly than ████ dudes pumping gas dude when they would they would pack a cigarette dude yeah yeah yeah are you calling them gay just because they were dancing what what doctor volta's not gay oh yeah dude bro come on he's not gay dude he's allocated and Pulp Fiction was he gay hey in ████ Pelham one two three there's no way a gay guy could play that role his eyebrows
11:03 my ass is part of his game I will I will say the the Marlboro commercials uh with like you know just them being ████ Rodeo heads you know or Cowboy yeah dude with horses kicking up dust and ████ I don't even remember seeing a cigarette but just being like man I want a cigarette I gotta yeah dude they were really good at that ████ scary and it's funny to think remember when we were a kid like the Surgeon General warning was like hella fine print like Point ████ six foot that was like this big now it's like 80 of the cartons like smoking kills especially dude if you go to Asian countries it's like the whole ████ carton is rap with like pictures of dead people and you're like God damn can I buy cigarettes can I just buy this have you seen that yeah is that effective no I think if you're already addicted at that point I guess you're like ████ it right I do feel like I see less smokers generally now but then like it's the
11:54 same using more Vapor you see you see like overweight people when you go to McDonald's it doesn't make you not want to eat it yeah that's true super size medium super size you made me go straight to McDonald's honestly me too I said there's no ████ way what about her honestly yeah even at the restaurants right like you open the menu and it's like oh this thing is 1300 calories like I don't care I'll take two of them yeah yeah you're not allowed to say that why you no yeah you're all fine what is the most only fat bar can say that what was the most effective anti-smoking thing that actually kind of worked seeing my dad ████ cough up lungs everything oh dude so it's almost like a personal thing huh yeah and also too it's just like you knew it was ████ bad for you there was just no benefits well at least for from my perspective my grandma smoked so much that when she would send packages in the mail to her family we could smell it on the package I do miss the smell of
12:44 cigarette though you know like my dad had this uh Chevelle and it would just smell like cigarettes but the leather seats I think it starts out smelling like serious yeah like that is always very nostalgic to me like the smell of a ████ cigarette I'm going to like oh I'm gonna start smoking old Vegas that smells old Vegas come stay with me at the Commerce tonight you guys ████ ████ I remember the my first girlfriend was a smoker and then the first time we kissed which was my first like real like making out kiss I could taste it and I was like I don't think I want my mouth to be like that this was like ashtray yeah a little bit did she survive yes she survived yeah right [Music]
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