0:00 basically Donald was like oh like right here first right here and he kisses and he's like no I think actually it should be right here and then he proceeds to he's asking too much yeah what happened to high five down low too slow [Music] all right so this is just something we just gotta talk about bart actually sent this over as well he posted it on his feet it was just some ████ up stuff you already know where I'm going with this I don't know and I think you're lying how about this your mom says this guy's a nut case familiar now oh because a lot of stuff happens in my day Nick said Nick said this guy's pretty chill I said this guy is real oh the Dalai Lama that was so weird so I mean have you
0:51 heard this story I haven't but this is really ████ up there's a video that goes goes out where he's literally um looking at this boy and he kisses his boy on the lip and then he proceeds to ask him to suck his tongue and I'm talking just cameras there's microphones like it's it's very it's like a press conference yeah it's very public oh he has dementia he's clearly he's an old man maybe he's on Trent that's a great cover Jordan makes you very horny we won't show everything about it because we don't want to get demonetized so this is a blurred version um if you can dude everyone's watching them too oh so that's that's him kissing him oh that's a long kiss too why are they why do they woo like it's Married with Children everyone's hyped and then
1:43 this gets weird do you guys see the video yeah I couldn't watch it yet oh he did it no he doesn't do it the kid doesn't do it but he like tries to get him to do it I like the translator it's very thorough so here's the thing I posted about something on my story and I actually got a bunch of fans that are Tibetan to tell me that the whole tongue thing is actually cultural I was gonna say I don't know anything about the culture of religion and I'm just like um I don't know about the tongue sucking I don't know about that part but like sticking saying hi to each other it's supposed to be a very like um I don't like a friendly thing and then there's a bunch of other videos of and photos of him like getting really close to other people so I guess those two are it's it's cultural and it's not
2:34 supposed to be out of the norm but the part that makes me feel weird about it is if it's cultural and not out of the norm then why when he gets called out did he not say that and goes I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that yeah if it's if it's cultural it would have developed another name he wouldn't have to say suck my tongue let's do the thing you know what I mean it's like it's like people are like oh sticking their tongue out that's like kind of cultural normal suck my tongue I don't know that's like the same thing as saying like say hi to somebody with your hands normal but like if I slap you right after I'll just grab my nuts yeah or grab the eyes more directly you know what I mean it's like those are very different things yeah Polynesian theme where they go like this and they share the air here there's a name for airshare yeah yeah there's a name for it they don't go like [Laughter]
3:27 like Bart said he does formally apologize for it which what was he called out by a reporter from there or from like the United States or something the video had leaked and once it went viral on like the interwebs that's when everybody started so other people that aren't from there were the ones so I don't know if it's like uh he's clearly like this elder that is respected is that like a thing I I saw Tibetans saying that's not normal okay yeah oh ████ yeah it's like they're conflicted because they're like yeah we show tongue but then we don't ask people to suck yeah he's like the like the Buddhist Pope yeah so he's like does she speak English yeah very well very well and how's that to say suck my tongue yeah but I didn't know if it was like it was like a he meant to say something else oh no he's very good at English yeah well ████ that's weird as ████ guys did your mom say that he was a political
4:18 puppet yeah so my mom's super into the boots like my mom's into the Buddhist world like Steve's into football like she he knows she knows all the players she knows the backstory and all that so when I saw it like my gut feeling was like what the ████ this is weird and especially in the last two or three years we have like the whole Epstein case coming out and then we see ████ Joe Biden sniffing little girls heads and then we just have like a whole like kind of like an unraveling of how many Elite people like really like preying on kids um so I was like oh ████ is he wanted this ████ too in this whole like weird Elite Class right so I was like I don't want to like misjudge it so I was like yo mom what do you think she's the other Buddhist expert that I know and then the minute she saw that she replied she goes the Dalai Lama is the devil and he's actually a political puppet so he's
5:10 like someone I believe the second one but he was like put in there in place I only believe the first two um I don't know I and then I started looking into it it's like I think he was like CIA yeah we did we did an article about like the top conspiracy theories that ended up being true yeah and then uh like number two was that he was like a CIA uh he's like a paid person to help to like destabilize China or something yeah he's he's like a the tool to like the global tool to like mess with China basically yeah through Tibetan like Independence yeah so I was like I don't know this is crazy he gets an American check every year my mom's crazy too so I don't even know if I should believe her but she don't get an American check so you know and she doesn't have people sucking on her tongue either I'm not sure I'm not going there I'm not gonna touch that there's a whole conspiracy theory about the world's leaders
6:00 um are all like pedals yeah like they have to be because to be a part of the club you have to do pedal ████ yeah it feels like it in order starting to see it yeah you think you think Dalai Lama was on the the flight log dude you think he's going to Epstein Island you don't know I mean Bill Clinton just rubbing elbows that's all I gotta say where's the list you know imagine the list is just zombie Lama show the list it just says Dolly love on the paper the guy who works at Epstein Island he's like yeah there's a guy in like orange tree that says suck my tongue it's like yeah that's my best best all this footage is coming out with Dalai Lama now but one of the funniest things is um so he's sitting next to Lady Gaga and she has like those ripped jeans and he goes to her knee and he goes
6:50 see that's that's weird that's maybe acceptable yeah but if you're a tongue sucker then now you're like that's a little fishy now yeah now it all makes sense but his body of work does he believed to be like a reincarnation yeah I think that's how it's supposed to be like uh every Dalai Lama they try to find the kid that reminds you of the last one and they choose that one it's supposed to be ANG right you know the Airbender yeah yeah he's supposed to be what would you do if historically every Dalai Lama got their tongue sucked then that would make more sense yeah it wouldn't not be sodium at least it's consistent you know you think the whole world leader is being pedo thing it's like like gang initiation ████ like you're not even let's say yeah let's get jumped in but you have to you got to do it that's exactly what I but you down and then they'll be like not really but I guess I got to yeah it's kind of like Will Smith with ████ what was that
7:41 one religion the the alien one Scientology Scientology is he a Scientologist yeah same with a lot of Hollywood peoples Tom Cruise or something like that yeah yeah they all got to get dirt on each other somehow but I think the ████ pedest is one of the craziest ones think about it dude at that level can you just be like hey trust me bro and you're like I I'll Trust you maybe I guess if the opposition is like you either gotta kill somebody or do this to a kid I don't know dude you know what would you do if it's those choices what would you do Nick how did you kill somebody dude what was your kid you guys but if you kill someone you're out of the club wait I thought you said it's either kill somebody or that's what I'm saying it's one of the other it's like is there a lesser evil that you would do in order to Hold Your Position to power that's not the good choice it's the only option is the only option thank you Ryan thank you position of Power are they gonna that's what I'm saying like in a
8:31 Murk your ass when they find they tell you is this a collateral I think it's collateral right it's like they need to have some dirt on you to know that you're in but not but now you know that they're touching kids and if you say no they're gonna murk your ass right basically yeah because you know play ball dude I gotta play ball that's how these guys end up here probably you trying to get killed I don't know about that try to drink baby blood dude absence house in New York they had cameras rigged all over and mad tapes of just people that they were recording so then they're saying that that's how they um have all these world leaders in their back pocket yeah and then that's why they won't release the list because it's like too many people are involved so if the list goes they're like we're all gonna be ████ conspiracy theories are fun guys I know it's the best part of
9:21 the show actually do you think that Dalai Lama has good Androgen receptors I don't know about that you're a little skinny that's who looks like you got low teeth yeah he just goes I know his robe comes off and he's like what if what if sucking his tongue is the key to eternal life though I'll talk the ████ out of it I'll suck that ████ we just denied that boy like eternal life by going ooh what if sucking his tongue can give us the biggest like craziest strengths that was ████ crazy though that video yeah and the kid like I've seen an unblurred version and you see the kid
10:12 feel how awkward that whole situation yeah he pulls himself away if he feels awkward then it's for sure enough culture act like this yeah even the kiss felt awkward and he was just like I don't know I just well in the in the official accounting of it basically what happened was the kid wanted a acid Dalai Lama if he could have give him a hug it's always how it starts and then basically Donald was like oh like right here first right here and he kisses and he's like no I think actually it should be right here and then he proceeds to damn he's asking too much yeah what happened to high five down low too slow yeah whatever this one oh you got somebody on your shirt yeah some basics how about I unzip my pants honestly random kids try to like hug me I'm like don't even touch me I'm like no no stop playing hey yeah I don't like
11:04 that ████ get your stink ass kid ass he just did the opposite he did the full opposite make out with me 180 that kid went straight to first base in front of everybody yeah that's what's crazy how old is he is he old is he that old where he could get away with that senile ████ oh like like act like it's the best yeah I don't know let's say the kid did suck on his tongue oh do you think the people that are defending him now would still defend him oh if the kid did it but the kid did suck on it do you think that'd be like oh that's cultural I think I think a lot of people will find reasons to back him up and a lot of people will find reasons to be like ████ this guy I think that's what's gonna happen yeah I mean because people ride for him hard people do right yeah if he honestly if you ask me in
11:56 front of all those people I would like think about it for a second but I wouldn't do it who rides for the Dalai Lama I don't know one person I think about it I don't know nobody if that's like if if all these people are claiming that it's cultural normal I better see hell hell kids sucking no no I'm going to the BET right now and I'm gonna be like because all the ladies whatever they'll say hello because that ████ should have gone out way sooner if they've been doing it for 100 years yeah like come on that's true because like there's a thing you do that I know we know about the Eskimo thing yeah I've never even seen it like yeah the one Butterfly Kisses anymore and that's a problem what's that one where you do your eyelashes come on he's got short ass eyelashes it would never works you could never satisfy me with those eyelashes this was done up high down a little too slow [Music]
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