0:00 she said I felt that acquiescing to a false claim compromised my Integrity I'm pleased with the outcome and I felt a quivering in my place when they read it was so Preposterous I had to quit about my glitter goop out of my budget okay you guys hear about Gwyneth Paltrow getting rammed into yep yeah a little bit I don't know anything this is a while ago though she got this is seven years ago yeah I believe it was more than seven years ago but someone crashed into her at a at a ski resort this guy named Terry Sanderson he's a retired optometrist well he couldn't even see because he's retired love it got him um so Gwyneth Paltrow is skiing this guy
0:51 Terry Sanderson is skiing he crashes into her but he claims she crashes into him during their ski trip she said she said and he's like I'm suing Gwyneth paltrows for 300 Grand and damages for the injuries I sustained no no he was no he was trying to see for 3.1 million and then the judge said at most you can only get 300 Grand thank you Anthony you're welcome are you gonna Sue pepper pops man so he files a lawsuit seeking 300K and damages after she allegedly plowed into him but then she's like I'm counter suing your ass for one dollar and legal fees because you you're to blame for for the collision and you know it and he basically um you know lost he just lost so he has to pay the dollar and legal fees it's full
1:42 of ████ ████ or what he sounds like someone who's trying to exploit someone you know how many times I ████ crashed on the slopes it's just part of the thing yeah I didn't know you could even sue somebody for that I didn't know either that's kind of wild it just happened you got beginners you got people you don't see it just it just did he get like super injured in the crash or something um yes and he's well he claims that he like had permanent damages from this uh but he doesn't have any visible like arm missing did he come up to court with a neck brace so like he crashed or like there's a crash and he gets ████ up like permanent damage nothing happened to her physically no she was fine she was sitting with a coffee mug was a straight lying he's trying to bust a ████ car insurance fraud so that's the thing that oh Gwyneth Paltrow's attorney kind of sees on that he was grilling um Mr Sanderson about the severity of
2:33 the injuries questioning him about all the trips and activities that he did to social media after the so-called hit him yeah dude it was pretty um damn they got him the jury basically all agreed pretty easily according to one of the jurors who spoke out she was an Iron Man yeah she was an Iron Man she's Pepper Pot so Pepper Pot pepper pots man pots um but but they were basically the jury was confused because they're like he hurt her and now he wants money from her because she's going to Paltrow yeah he's like he thought he could get a little payday ████ how you want to suck a chick in the ████ can you counter sue for being a con sounds like a good deal like can they just show you because you're just being a comment and then call them out on it yeah I think like Ryan said it's possible it's like you wasted my time I lost all this money yeah and on top of that like yeah you
3:23 were just trying to finesse me that's what she just won is the counter suit because she's oh but she got a dollar but her legal fees probably cost more than his oh you know it bro so all her lawyers are happy yeah yeah but also the lawyers were re did you guys see any of the Court footage the lawyers both seemed like idiots on their on both sides on both sides really they were both super non-articulate couldn't even really describe ████ it was so weird by the way and you know it's kind of a crazy thing and this is ████ up of me because I'm cynical I'm very cynical person not my best quality but Gwyneth Paltrow turned it on on the stand and maybe she's truthful maybe not but I see an actress and she was talking about how when it initially happened the guy like skied into her and she thought it was a sexual assault for a second and I'm like
4:13 oh ████ did he have a boner because he had a boner that's what she said yeah yeah because he was going downhill with a hard and he had like like four and four inches of padding but she still felt the boner oh because he was like when he crashed he thrust yeah yeah yeah because you know like when you when you have when you go down and you ski right you have these right yeah so when he went up to her he's pushed he's exactly like that and that's what her lawyer was saying and that was the diet of the lawyer stood up and did that a couple times and he said oops yep yeah he said goops yeah the footage of the lawyer trying to explain the situation it's super hard to visualize because he's just like and then went under and hit the you're just watching it for like forever you're like what the ████ going on that's why I wish he would just go he's like so miss potro's is like obviously bent over position my client
5:04 was not anticipating that you know what I don't really know where I'm going with this can you just please give this man some money you have a lot of ████ money a lot of ████ money even the dude's lawyer was like when Gwyneth Paltrow's on the stand he's like or she was it's a woman and she was like uh would you say that you're friends with Taylor Swift and then Paul was all I know I would say we're like good friends I've maybe been to her show a couple times she's like so you wouldn't say you're good friends and they're like objection relevance maybe it was a personal question because she's a fad but she just wanted to know so like what's she like what's Taylor Swift like apparently like the the object of her even like asking that was supposedly because Taylor Swift did the same one dollar counter shoot on somebody so she may have thought that like oh you're doing this because you someone's Court techniques you're
5:54 getting legal advice from Taylor Swift that sounds so ████ dumb why are you asking and then uh well even if she did or did it like the judge was even like so what is the relevance and that lawyer's like well because she said she wasn't friends with her so I don't know I'm asking like what the ████ is this that's a lawyer Kangaroo Court yeah so one of the things about this that has emerged as well is Gwyneth Paltrow goes up to the guy after she wins and she puts her hand on her shoulder and she says I wish you well and then he said thank you like sweetie or whatever basically that's funny because I would have pictured if she touched him he would go ah yeah Susan Souza for that while we're here another one like a soccer penalty yeah that's great that's so whack yeah um
6:44 this was a ████ ████ yeah dude I guess optometrists who retire kind of soft huh well they don't have a lot put away they feel like a ████ because no one ever calls them a real doctor they just went down under dentists now oh ████ and then obviously the Bedrock for dentists is chiropractors is holding it all up the Bedrock yeah it's growing up you know it's going up since like uh on the social media it's tick tock all the social yeah all the tick tocks all the asmrs oh yeah it's just it just works for them you know what I mean the ASM sort of the thumbnail it is fun to watch I've had a car yeah and they're always big busted girls too spotted busty chicks their credibility is I'm just saying it's going up there and if optometrists had that kind of technique
7:34 ████ up eyes giant giant breasted eyes these chicks they bring they wear yoga pants that the guy sticks like a ████ vacuum into and they suck even more air out of it yeah there's like those vacuum packed foodsavers this is insane dude like there's no air in those chicks like between their legs and their ████ let's see it's crazy how do you find yoga pants where it also goes in when you have a butt crease which I'm telling you that's like a style they designed them well they dip them in water too it's like it's paper mache dude that's a pretty crazy design I love yoga pants I love yoga me too hey airports before yoga pants and after yoga pants right way better way better now way better but I don't like yoga pants I don't like it I like that we don't have a high metallic but please explain your gayness no it's not gay because I think they're
8:25 inappropriate please explain your gayness I like the bra free movement I love the bra Freeman yeah I love the beaker movement oh goop though huh we're about this is your favorite clothing brand that is the flexo right it's like if you're gonna counter Sue and be like all you have to do is pay for legal fees and one dollar yeah that's it's like that's like a Price is Right Move yeah it's like not only am I gonna ████ destroy you but I don't even need your money you're just wasting my time so I'm just gonna like show everybody how what's crazy is how stubborn he is too because like it takes a lot to get to court yeah like there's so much conversation back and forth like have you ever worked a lawyer like there's so much verbal stuff and once you can't handle it because even all lawyers will tell you like a lot of shut down deals yeah let's talk it out before
9:15 anything gets to paper so I'm sure he's heard a million times from her lawyer do you really want to sue where the password do you really want to sue my client so it has so much before it officially becomes paperwork so he had so many outs and he didn't want any of it that's the sucky thing about like when you have a lawyer you can never tell if your lawyer is robbing you too yeah yeah because a lot of people a lot of people's lawyers are like that they're like hey we can Witness we can get this money but it's like win or lose you're like a broker you make money on the deal no matter how it goes yeah because then you work with the lawyer and then the lawyer goes okay here's like this is like my uh what is the theme my hourly where you decide to like work with them a settlement no no you and the lawyer like he's like like you're they're representing you now yeah so you get the sheet and you're like well ████ now I need another lawyer to look over the sheet that this guy's supposed to protect me it's like what the ████ right it's endless yeah yeah there's been there's been times where I
10:05 remember like when uh when Foo is being sued by Rick Ross's team it was almost like the lawyers on both sides had this not of agreement to like make this last forever oh so they would just get paid even though they knew that that under parity Clause saying every day I'm shuffling as a parody of every damn hustling was totally fine whoa he got they got sued for that yeah but he was being sued for that but even though we everybody knew that like oh there's no way that's gonna he'll never win that because it's fine to do that but still both sides were like well let's keep it going keep it rolling these dudes were paid for like 10 years can't you just be like I'll call you later and and not kind of answer the phone oh that's a good way that's really good Joe yeah it's a stalling technique because I mean Warriors so Gwyneth Paltrow who is known for odd
10:56 statements at times right um she didn't speak with reporters out the trial but they released a statement via her attorneys she said I felt that acquiescing to a false claim compromise my Integrity I'm pleased with the outcome and I felt a quivering in my ████ when they read and he goes it was so Preposterous I had a queef out my ████ glitter goop I vagina that'd be sick if he gave her a one like on the spot yeah damn you God and it's a crusty dollar too you should have to pay her on the spot yeah he should have to pay on the spot what if his petty ass pulls out a hundred pennies these are the questions that should be asked in court dude have you tried to count 100 pennies it's so annoying just a hundred though she should it's been a few decades except trying to count 100 pennies
12:02 thank you
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