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Off The Record: What Would You Sacrifice to Keep Everything You Love?

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0:00 well since he's going to just be a professional golfer I'm cutting JK this is the last episode let's go baby farewell episode welcome back to another fantastic episode of the careful boys we got Jes yes sir yes sir hey all right here's interesting question there's going to be two parts of it so this first part I just want you to answer the question no derailing just answer the question is going to go around the room and you're going to name three things that you love in your life right now like things okay oh things you trying to you trying to perpetuate materialism I'm just people it could be it could be people it could be but I'm not saying don't name a concept name something in

0:50 your life that you love just that's it just three things is two-part question things three things for example I love for example I love dance is a thing in my life oh so I love golf dance I love my wife wow all right those are my three things those are three okay uh okay my turn yes yes okay three things really liking my dogs really like that's nice love my dogs I love itay how many dogs two two two of them can you bring them again next time I can they're nice they're all big now um obviously love my wife very nice if you don't if you don't she'll watch this video get mad and I'm just really enjoying just training right now that's tiain anything in the training sphere of you know clients train that's cool it's

1:42 just it's just a fun time beautiful love love but you guys probably already knew that though no because I remember you were complaining about training all the time cuz you had s█████ ass people that were ████ draining but then now it's the different story from you it's dope no it's a great it's a good environment good environment what about you sub uh little my wife M you better wife I love training like you said guns uh uh boxing this guy trains a lot mhm guns and boxing guns boxing fighting all that and then and then uh uh uh motorcycles that's not motorcycles that's good that's good that's your orgasmically loving motorcycles right now what about you Jason my girlfriend you better girlfriend even if you don't mean it you better publicly you have to do it well I mean it I mean it number two even you

2:32 don't mean it dude it's it's like hey word of advice even if you don't miss her you better ████ say it with she ass har is beating the whole time he better ████ say me say me I'm getting a text after this but okay number two I'd say music it's like my passion that's uh my main career right now and then number three i' would say acting is like a secondary passion of mine that I really enjoy doing and they kind of go hand in hand wow so it's good to have a dream my friend it's good to have a dream what about you Joe I I have to I laugh of my Hannah so hard your hands no Hannah Hannah my wife my wife this is my wife love my wife this is my wife um I love the fact that I had a dream to live

3:24 in Hawaii and and do that and I get to do that right now that's pretty dope thatp good ████ sick awesome that started three years ago became a reality that's so cool M and another thing is man like 17 years JK on YouTube still surviving outlasted up here grateful for this group you know being able to do this as work it's pretty crazy it is crazy cuz I'm involved in so many other businesses and I look back and going like it's kind of gives me perspective of how ████ sick this place is cuz it's like man other places like ████ it sucks yeah there's things that suck about it we're very lucky but then coming back here I'm like damn we get to do this and we get paid like ████ dude

4:15 ████ it's hard to beat it's hard to beat may we live forever y'all yeah come on immortality I love that for you guys I love my family that's you know my girlfriend the baby my mom and dad all that my family I love that put it all in one group damn I should have done that they're going to be all like you that's good safe answer safe answer yeah family I love standup I just love stand everything about standup I love it the feeling on stage talking about whatever I want I love that and then I love cooking that is my thing right now cooking is like my what you been cooking oh D when I get home I'm going to make a try tip or do a SM I got a smoking right now dude what kind of smoker you got yeah dude I got a pellet smoker timed and ████ you could do it on your phone or remote so he knows know he ████

5:05 knows me days in a row I have three I have three types of grills you know I have just for charcoal you know the dang you're really about it smoking meat is very hard because like you got to you can overdo it or you can like under and you can get people sick so you have to be very care especially with pork pork is very dangerous oh yeah I people think that they can just eat pork is like you got to be careful with the pork so back not derailing the conversation sorry sorry sorry sorry if you're at home wherever you're at watching this video listening to this I want you to also think about three things that you love you love right now go ahead and name it go ahead and silently say it in your mind go ahead and acknowledge it count it on your fingers whatever it is damn well there's probably one JK fan going I love to kill oh I love to I love my drugs go ahead my name is Je J now part

5:56 two of the conversation trick it's not a trick it's just a genu we have to contemplate in order to appreciate we have to reflect right bar oh ████ okay barri okay Kendrick so part two ████ if you had to sacrifice one of them to preserve the other son of a ████ which one would you let go of cooking D made it easy for me I mean motorcycle hey can you just think that you're thinking pretend that you're thinking about it cuz it means a lot to you cuz you love it we all I actually have three ████ important things passion we understand second passion of acting he he literally said one's not no I think his girlfriend's going dude I think his girlfriend is Going's out of here it's just a girlfriend all right so we going to start with Jason go ahead Jason honestly even though girlfriend is is my secondary passion if I had to choose like a career I think I would probably

6:47 pick acting over music yeah cuz music is like over your girlfriend no not my girlfriend she'll probably leave me first but my I feel like my music career is like such a temporary thing and like music is such a like Young Person's like you know what young man game there's a lot of young musicians out there compared to like a lot of actors that do their for the whole life right but then if you become a legend that's right then you can be a musician till you're 90 but I think even just like when I perform and stuff I prefer acting over music cuz like I get I get stage fight when I'm up there I like making the music and like creating it when I'm like performing like I get really scared and nervous up there but when I'm like acting in front of the camera it's like it's a lot more natural for me to like you know express emotions and stuff and I find that more

7:37 enjoyable and like a more direct form of expression so if I really had to choose and I was like guaranteed a career in like one or the other I'd probably want to do acting I could life swap with you oh really yeah I think I'm a great musician but I just sucked at it so I never pursued it very interesting so you would cut out your music career yeah cuz music was never even my first thing my first like true passion was film making and I was like trying to be a cinematographer or like a visual effects artist and so when I started music I kind of strayed away from film making but acting is like still part of the film making process and I enjoy that more than than being like the cameraman have have you ever seen the movie Whiplash yeah it's one of my favorite movies so you remember when he sits there and he's he's ████ sitting in the restaurant with his girlfriend and he's like look uh one of these days I'm

8:28 going to get really busy with my music music and the thing is I I'm also going to want to spend time with you and then because I want to spend time with you I'm not going to be great with my music so I'm going to grow to resent you and because I grow to resent you you're going to eventually resent me for wanting to pursue my music and at the end of the day I want to be great so I don't think this is going to work crazy so done that so you're saying you want to cut out music for the rest of your life and never have a moment of resentment towards either acting or your girlfriend I can't like cuz she keeps me saying like she she she honestly is like the only thing holding me me together right now and uh like I spend most of my time alone well at least I used to and I think when when I'm with her I'm like I'm not as like depressed and she she really does like brighten my life and my day like no joke so I I think it

9:18 wouldn't make any sense cuz I I don't think i' would be able to do like music and acting sometimes if it wasn't for her and like I'm not just like saying that cuz like oh she's my girlfriend like genuinely like she she keeps me going yeah I I think she would be the last thing to give up honestly wow wow what ████ what a guy what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our disc where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay

10:09 connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details every time you fight and be like this how I no guess what you don't have to get her anything for Christmas brother you just got one send her this video we have an anniversary like for our two years well there you go dude for two years yeah for two years this video being ████ dud last we're going this way sender this video what are we getting rid of yeah you got to cut one in order to keep the other two oh yeah motorcycle I'll just get rid of the motorcycle okay never ride a motorcycle the rest of your life damn don't say it like that motorcycles are ████ going by we're all of us just got motorcycles too and the mot and the Motorcycle is what saved you from unal living yourself I'm getting rid of training no way cuz yeah cuz no way no way cuz cuz you know why why no need

11:01 training now you always need training Brother come on wait time yeah but you know that's the thing right but he's already at a point where he don't need it no more cuz I mean what am I training for hey to keep this healthy Brother come on no that mean I just eat healthy n oh my god dude you guys are going to you're right you know what I'll get rid of training wow that's a tough one but all training like you can't even walk you can't even swim that's normal thing it's not training no more dancing no more fighting no more guns more fall no more Fitness in general get rid of motorcycle you're going to be a fat ████ on a motorcycle get rid of a motorcycle I'll get rid of a motorcycle I don't need he but that goes for mopeds biceps everything two wheels roling Dam you like motorcy you got a tricycle dude you track bike that was

11:51 too easy that was too easy it was so easy it's because you bunk too much in your training you said like so many things like fighting and guns like if you you would have just said one of them you know what I mean no but it has to be three important things you chose something that was kind of not that important yeah you're right that was so right motorcycle yeah but it's very important for me it saved them dude it saved me remember that's a tough one well Nick don't unive yourself you're going to kill your dogs I did damn I have to kill them damn you can't just give them away to kill I'd have to give him to my mother-in-law dude I have to give you got to give away to someone that's cheating it can't be in your can't visit you can't get ████ photos sneaky ████ see I swear I won't see him I's coming up with a loophole so

12:42 he can still visit he's like I'm going to give him to my wife killer shelter killer shelter killer shelter brother that's so ████ hard but look this is how I'm thinking about hold on hold on hold on really dude yeah bro I love those ████ dogs bro you'll never see them again I love those dogs going to a Cambodian orphan I'll say this Cambodian orphan stand love of that much love of dogs well you have a kid so it's different right yeah yeah yeah but I have a dog too and I got rid of that ████ in a heartbeat yeah but dog like to me a dog is still like backyard like I'm like keep out of the ████ house these ████ grew I seen them born I saw them like as little tiny little babies and now they're you know little big dogs but I think it's just like you know you dogs are just some of the best things you can have in your life I think yeah it is like the

13:32 unconditional love from a dog it it does kind of teach you that like it's a child I get it it does teach you how to love yourself in a lot of weird ████ ways kind of super lame but it's very true I love you man you know I thank you I appreciate you really dogs taught me how to be more human than a human for real for real that's that's facts okay okay how how to explain that because they're just raw animal emotions and then there's no like need to pretend and and then so also dogs have unconditional love for you and then humans they ain't really who they are but dogs are who they are for real he also didn't have a very good relationship with his father Ah that's but with my dog yeah yeah you're right the dog taught me responsibility for real and a push you got to pick that motherfucker's ████ up you got to wash

14:24 them y'all need a baby dude not for I am having one I'm having one that's why I decided to have one cuz but a dog is a practice baby yeah like you you have you have all one unit you have a great family you have kids and you have your dogs like that's that's pretty dope I feel like that's hard to beat you can't really stop that that's the American dream right there so what you what you cut out dude well this is how I'm rationalizing it um I can't stop training cuz that's my livelihood that's everything I do on top of like that's how I keep my brain healthy and you know yeah functioning so you're going to just give up your wife have to give up you have to give her have to get rid of her bro um is killer shelter tips you the G she'll she that's hilar I just picturing like and I tell her I told her this all the time I was like if if I can't have you nobody can so I'll have to eliminate my wife that's the only way that's so romantic I tell her that all the time

15:15 I'm like if you ████ leave me dude it's going to be a triple homicide murder suicide D so I'm leaving I'm going to kill you but yeah it's like technically yeah I love you you're just like sorry but in this situation I I have to give up my dogs dude that's hard or if I or this is my other loopall known them the least exactly that's true it's only a year but that year was a very strong bond bro but the way you got to get rid of them is you have to get the football ████ okay all right hey dude you can't do that hey yo hold me back subie hold me back hey yo this ████ dog the loophole is the other loophole is I give up training for 15 years damn wa for him to die oh and then we back on no that's

16:06 the loophole no that's what I'm talking about with my wife yesterday she's like I was telling we're talking about the dogs and she was like kind of complaining about them and I was like okay like they're going to be gone in 15 years maybe if we're lucky and she's like don't say that don't say that I'm like yeah that's how we got to think about this like these ████ are not going to be here forever Noe you got to appreciate them while we're here they're just wrinkly potatoes you know what I'm saying they're going to rock and they're cute cute little potatoes they give you unlimited kisses you can't beat that what about you Jesus cooking there's restaurants baby too easy this guy spent like half of the video talking about his smokers and his barbecues and how glorious life was in Arizona can't get rid of his family or comedy over cooking he ain't Gordon Ramsey I could literally be like yeah D it guy in the courter who makes a sick ass ████ RI ey over but but to make

16:57 this more interesting is there a third now you know the game imagine if you picked three really important things to you and you're just like ████ what would that third spot be yeah I thought I was just thinking about that right now you had to replace that cuz it's easy to give up cooking if it's against your family and your passion right right right right right got give up washing the dishes you do something like that watching comedy movies um that that's funny cuz you guys are like you know but who care but to me comedy movies is what keeps me saying like I need to laugh yeah there's something it's like as a comedian it's like you're always like it's hard to make me laugh I need something to make me laugh what are the comedy movies that Dumb and Dumber for sure it's my go-to huh it would always make me laugh um that would be a tough one to give up because I like it's so stupid though

17:47 it's so stupid to say but it's like if some if I'm having a bad day I know that there's something that's going to cheer me up and that's weird like to me it's like I know that this will never fail to make me laugh or like to make me feel good to feel I'm like yeah that would be it for like that would suck then way to say cooking in the beginning huh well answer huh cuz ████ comedy was like all into that but I was like if I had to like separate com cuz comedy will be something that's hard to give up you're giving me something that what's hard to give up I can't give up standup ever yeah but movies fall into that that I'm like ah that would suck if I can't watch a comedy movie ever hey did you go yet no neither as Joe oh ████ no go Joe go Joe no no no no no no go go go uh I think unfortunately the obvious would be giving up golf cuz I suck at it

18:38 but if if you were to ask me what I want I would actually and this sounds craziest I would want to be able to give up dance now so I could golf instead you ask me on any given day of the week would you rather go to a dance session right now would you rather go golfing golfing you think though it's because golfing is so new to you what I'm saying not like you master dance but you're just like like it's not as like done it for so long I'm totally not in love with dance right now but it's the thing like you said with training it's like it's my bread and butter it's what makes me money Etc and it's like much more of my identity golf is like a hobby right now you know I'll tell you I think you should just drop ████ dance right now and start golfing dude cing is so try to go pro dude I think you see how much some of these guys are making in like the lower Millions the is you got bro you're good you only got to win one game

19:29 golf is like so hard to but you win one game that's why it's so addicting cuz you're like you have a good day you have a bad day and then you're like I thought I figured this out I didn't figure this out you know this sounds like it sounds like Jiu-Jitsu right cuz a lot of people have the same like mindset about like how how hard Jiu-Jitsu is and there's days where you show up and you're like dude I can't ████ do anything right but nowadays you're seeing that the Gap in skill is being like um it's closing a lot faster just because of all the educational content you you have so many different people and experts talking giving takes about it and I feel like it's like that with golf I bet you're going to see y get good way faster than you did like 10 years ago you're right cuz the times that I've done ji Jitsu it's like you got certain moves to survive and if they can counter it you're like oh I have nothing and it's the biggest fear of having a guy and you're like oh I'm going to he's going

20:19 to like I'm going to die I'm going to die like you just feel like oh ████ I have nothing so like you're just trying to survive and it's the scariest feeling I bet golf is like that it's like you're just taking L's all time yeah but but again unfortunately it's not about what we want it's about what we have to do in the case of love and what we have to cut so I would have to cut out cut uh golf because I love my wife enough where I I better ████ provide for her and that's I could do that D you could dude you could quit dance and I bet you still make a ton of money D sh shaking it for dollar bills you know what fine ████ it cut dance just go golf baby go Jo well since he's going to just be a professional golfer I'm cutting JK this is the last episode let's go baby farewell episode no there goes some of my income if I dance now I know have

21:09 JK start podcast dude wow that'll be ████ wild dang's over dude you guys heard here first no we need this and the the title of this episode is going to be JK JK's over oh my God Bart's like I wasn't even a part of this decision

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