0:00 thank you [Music] all right a very disturbing statistic came out and I don't know um if I have the data to corroborate on whether or not it's true so maybe some of you guys do is this habits or sexual it's sexual how did what it made you pick between those two because everything's sexual and everything is yeah like two out of five people don't floss or whatever let's go how to make a ████ kind of hard I need to learn that one yeah what's your secret Steve the trick is to smack it yeah on the outside I just clenched that's hard ouch like that is that correct trust me on this do you do it like like an aggressive preacher holding his Bible he's a southern creature Southern
0:53 Baptist dinner up on the table right yeah yeah oh yeah I'm gonna smack that little ████ around they love it was that your sex voice we just heard that's okay that's my bedroom boys you want to go on a tangent and see what do you think Anthony Lee does Anthony Lee what he does yeah since his girlfriend's laughing [Laughter] guaranteed he he gets on top of her and wraps his legs around her like he's hugging the toilet foreign according to a recent study it's been found that 70 of guys cheat during their bachelor party
1:46 boy finish your clap I heard two claps finish the whole fun okay I thought that's what you're supposed to do okay that's interesting because that's that's kind of a misconception yeah is it cheating though if it's a hooker questions because some people have different rules what if she's not alive if she's a dead hooker is that cheating well because in this case and you didn't kill her are these guys just like going out on Bachelor parties and then they're just getting laid like they pick up a girl and they're just like one last time well let's start there like what what do you see like what's a bachelor party spider kill it what's the best report is supposed to turn teacher it's going back the other way can we clip that dude teacher this
2:38 is my favorite thing I've ever received teacher okay yeah what sorry don't forget me so for me like you know like all if you talk to any lawyer they'll say the language the legal language whatever at the end of the day is to best Express intent right like that's what they're trying to do so for me I'm like then the intent is the most important thing so if the whole point of a bachelor party is the ████ while out one more time before one last time you put it locked down yeah yeah then you might as well ████ your brains out half an orgy like ████ go do all the Coke in the world yeah uh that's what a bachelor party should be for all right and when I found out that it's frowned upon to do that then I was like I don't want to have a bachelor party so I didn't have one oh you know what I mean I was like you did it would have
3:28 been that type if you did you would have found out during the bachelor party that it's frowned upon I think yeah yeah I got the professional party like and then they're like oh this is from the bond you're like what people are frowning at him visible frowns everywhere everyone's looking so I was like that's weird I'm not gonna show you that what's the point of a bachelor party then yeah that might be the point there's a bachelor right so as a bachelor's be able to do all kinds of crazy ████ I think it's for the I think it's for the groom party I think it's more except for you no no I'll say this all the groups when I when I got married every all my groom has been were like so what are we gonna do for the party I was like I don't want to have a party and they're like no we're gonna have a parties and they just keep pushing it but what did they mean by party everyone they want to
4:20 go to like a strip club they want to go ████ get drunk or whatever yeah everyone's definition that's ████ Dental damn type ████ that's what I'm saying you're ████ licking the ████ with the ████ Saran wrap on your face my favorite way to eat ████ yeah I don't want you need to ████ catch Chlamydia that's what I'm saying something I agree I agree if you're gonna do it you might as well do it bachelor parties don't feel special why because it all of those activities I could do whenever I want I'm married or not and that's that's the strip club that's okay for me I think I think after parties are first it's cheaper on Wednesday exactly I think they're for dumb people yeah to be honest Bachelor parties are like hey you guys want to waste so much money all right to be honest if it was a real bachelor party I wouldn't even mind
5:10 making out with the dude isn't it cheating even before you're married while you're in the relationship nah but then they do the whole soundtrack you sign legal documents because before you're married you're single if you're not gay but you kiss a guy and you're married you're good dude you go to Italy that's confused these are really convoluted these are these are Italian rules what's the Italy rule you go to Italy and you have a boyfriend girlfriend okay Italian guys will hit on your girlfriend all the time because they're like wow come on you're not married
6:01 true one of our Italian clients right she tells she's the one that told me this she's straight from from Sicily she talks with her hands and then she goes yeah if you're if you're not married they're gonna try to have sex with your girlfriend you guys say that ████ all the time where's your ring where's your ring where's your boyfriend I could come home with me then you know so that's how it goes I'm not saying that's how I see it that's just the way yeah you're right he's not giving me a ring and ████ so ████ this ████ it yeah once you sit on my face then how do you feel about Bachelor parties I think you guys are talking about like semantics like what's the label whatever but if I'm saying the language exactly so it doesn't matter if you're single married together it's it's the you care about somebody would this hurt them yeah that's why you don't have a bachelor party do you believe in some Bachelor parties getting a pass like hey
6:52 go ahead and do whatever you want if that's what you agree upon then yeah but what if like I do care about you but you're taking this really seriously hahaha I'm cheating oh yes the right questions depends on the couple because some some wives will be so generous as to say ████ aren't cheating that's true that's generosity who's that who's saying Hillary Clinton said that that's it did she really say that she's a standard I think verbatim um 69th Amendment yeah nope you don't get any of those can you say that one more time did do you have any of those Liberties in your marriage mine yeah nope none you never campaigned
7:45 for any of those I don't want to yet yeah it's not the right time he's waiting go to a strip club oh yeah yeah so that's not cheating some people wouldn't want oh I remember you said you went to a bachelor party with your dude and he had quite a bit of fun how many lap dances do you think is is cheating okay yeah like so like your guys it's bachelor party like how many do you think is appropriate for a bachelor party weekend and how many do you think it approaches well don't you eventually run out of money though because like unlimited money you have unlimited money I think on average I've people probably get like around five I feel like the wife got to Define that how many how many do you think yeah zero zero see this guy so what if it's double digits what if it's what if it's 14
8:35 ████ times dude I love it literally 14. left in times this ████ kept on going wait lap dances are cheating to you so would you would you have feelings against your boyfriend going to the strip club what if he went by himself oh that's weird what if it was at like noon you know because there's there's even socially acceptable they're socially acceptable like strip club etiquette right because I feel like these words yeah silk pants with excessive amounts of lap dances
9:27 that's weird and he's always adjusting the front of his pants all the time having his hands in his pocket the whole time and not buying lap dances is also weird yeah yeah yeah you know what though I do agree with your thing where you said it's for the it's for the uh groomsmen because they do egg on a lot of that stuff I I think it is like let's say that it's your last chance man they're the ones that are trying to escape last chance to do nothing come on dude nothing's happening dude you're gonna be locked away how would you act towards Anthony if you were a groomsmen at his bachelor party what would you be like egging him on to do to stop ████ dudes if you could I if you could take a minute and hang out with the boys and Anthony is like tired bro he's not myself I gotta get out of my system yeah sure ████ dude for a minute just hang with the boys we all came here where are we it's like what is it's your
10:19 bachelor party we haven't seen you all night so okay I'm shocked at the number but I'm also I'm also not that um shocked because the type of people that want to do Bachelor parties what I think when I think of that I think of just like a dude's dude that likes to go to the weekend like they drink like they all cheat it like this isn't their first time okay I see what you mean you know what I mean like these guys are those guys right yeah yeah and then so like because think about it in our group how many of us had Bachelor parties and then if when we did how ████ wholesome were they mine was right I didn't have a bachelor party because we couldn't go to a whorehouse I didn't have one either no her house party yeah I didn't want to get burned or ████
11:10 but stay not if you're gonna get yeah if you're gonna play with fire you're gonna jump the strip clubs to me you're like oh there's a flame oh look what I could do oh I might just ████ burn yourself I've never heard that I'd rather get burned or stay not burnt that I understand that yeah no I get it I get it what was your wholesome batch we went to went to Vegas we got a suite like at the cosmo or whatever okay it was sick and like we we went to like restaurants and just like did like a little bar call kind of that sounds fun yeah we didn't like I was like no strips no stripper stuff only because my buddy was like in like a 10-year relationship with oh so he didn't want to get in trouble you want to get in trouble I'm with Nikki I don't wanna I'm not into that I'd rather do that just take the sexual part out of it like why play dance with this sexual fire just let's
12:01 just go ████ ride ATVs in the desert like there you go there's some other ████ yep and the the type of people you see on bachelor and bachelorette parties in Vegas like or party towns and you see them in the group but the matching t-shirts yep you're like they're all out here to cheat like they're all out here to like ████ and get drunk there's there's a lot of that right and ████ if you got matching t-shirts though with a bunch of dudes you can tell you can tell yeah yeah but I don't know I I feel like um we were talking about this yesterday but a lot of people just settle in their relationships anyways so to me I don't even think that relationship was sacred in the first place that's why 70 of them cheating it's the majority dude that's true so true that's on JK overtime yeah
12:52 coming soon and they probably continue throughout the marriage I wouldn't be surprised it's like you're starting it stained like that interesting uh stat if we can get out of those guys that cheated at their bachelor parties what percentage of them continued to cheat exactly all of them probably yeah ████ percent yeah yeah unless they got caught I mean I got the buddy who definitely was just a cheater in general and like he would use Bachelor parties as a way to like wild out a little bit but like he was already so that's why he's the guy that's egging on his buddies so now nobody's that influences yeah you don't you're not as guilty because everyone else is doing the guilty thing yeah it's a whole group of people doing it yeah so it's like going down with a ship kind of a idea interesting okay that's my theory and then some of these things are super elaborate too because
13:42 like we know um guys out there they'll be like oh we're going on a ████ shipping trip uh we're gonna go on a fishing trip in Colombia it's like oh I didn't know Colombia had great tuna exactly dude and they all they all go out on a fishing trip but magically they're in a mansion like with a room full of hot hookers and cocaine we're going to Thailand for the food uh-huh you're going to food crawling Thailand food crawl yeah yeah yeah okay I went to a bachelor party with a guy in Palm Springs and then we ended up going on um a vacation with together like as couples like newly married okay and this cat not kidding we were we just get to where we're vacationing and he's like oh my God I would have had such a good time here when I was single he said that out
14:33 loud next to his chick in the car that's ████ crazy dude my every ████ orifice my body clenched and I was like oh God and yeah there's everyone just like yeah they didn't make it they didn't even make it like three four years I think is when they got there but they're married though they were married but then that was a newlywed thing dang I mean that's a pretty stupid mistake to make even if that was his real thought like why say that I say it out loud and why say it like a forlorn puppy looking through a window it was like rain on the glass he was longing dude yeah dude it's because he was using past tense it feels like hey babe can we pretend like we're not in a relationship for like two days then it's more present yeah yeah okay then you could do what you want to do see that's a good work around that's right
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