0:00 thank you [Music] so there was this Brazilian woman who fell in love with a ragdoll that her mother made her a ragdoll so they got married oh what a legally Legally got married Brazilian woman and then they legally welcomed a child how sock puppet feel free to he knows about socks feel free to you know make your uh hypothesis you know that they're sex dolls for women available why does she marry one of those um maybe she does I'm pretty sure she's familiar with the doll scene when it comes to uh Partnerships let's let's go ahead and put some uh faces so there's documents backing up this Union her mom made a that's a massive dog I was thinking something smaller her mom made
0:51 this and she married it that does not him it I I don't know I don't want to be offensive what so does she get all the tax breaks from like marriage and all that stuff oh that's a good idea that's a really good place we should ask Market briefs that's a good question he says no ████ way because he's a dependent well that's a whole other country so maybe there's but not only are they married it's he's a dependent so oh she has to take care of them oh yeah maybe she should get money from the government too the kid too we don't know who takes care of who right that's the emotional no I think we know no yeah we know you can't be making assumptions you know it's a different this is a different area of the Earth you know that's the difference things turn different down there you know what I'm saying so this one woman I'm gonna butcher this name maryvonne maryvone I don't know Rocha just know in Brazil ours are yeah okay
1:43 that sounds Eastern European bro like Royce is hot they already have H that's the r you say the age of the r really no anyway she's 37 years old from Brazil hippopotamus she met the love of her that's very very childish she met the love of her life after complaining to her mom about being single and having nobody to dance with you know so her mom made that Whitney Houston song she couldn't find nobody to dance with that's crazy yeah so her mom created Marcelo the rag doll and uh it was love at first sight as the parent enjoyed a whirlwind romance very very clearly love is the first I think they match um they got married and not wanting to
2:34 have a baby out of wedlock the pair decided to get married the ceremony she's like Mom what a ████ him so bad which was attended by 250 people 250 people showed up for this having spent their week-long honeymoon at a beach house in Rio de Janeiro the couple waited anxiously until their offspring arrived they adopted a baby 250 gave birth in just 35 minutes at home with a doctor and nurse on site while live streaming the event to an audience of 200 people how do you live stream a birthing event like what happened my brain's gonna explode dude this is ridiculous everybody let's let's be very happy and congratulations all around dude wait is that Pinocchio's what is that this is a joke what this is
3:24 this is JK news but this is a real this is real news bro people coming for the news what do you think from this season looks crazy this is for Real how are we allowing this this should be illegal this whole thing should be illegal just like an example of like hey go ahead of society like trying really hard to accommodate someone's like mental state oh yeah like they're all and they don't want to shake her up so they're just like playing along till death do them part yeah I guess so I'm surprised this isn't in Japan I feel like my people people should be doing ████ like this they do don't they marry Brazil I think they do don't they marry the pillows the like I mean they marry would you say ████ robots look how happy everybody is would you throw the after party to this thing I'm going to the club does he need ideas the reception
4:14 I don't know man what's your business plan for this yeah he's gonna patent this guy so it makes him whole waterproof or let's let's say let's say that there's a thing I bet you they have an Instagram page yeah right I bet you they're monetizing this I mean like if they got on the news uh how did they get on the news it has to be some people just want love you know yeah like what's the rationale right would you count that as another Resident if they're moving into one of your properties I mean if it counts as a spouse right that's two plus right now for sure despite living happily as a family marivan says she is struggling to pay the bills as the only Breadwinner okay this fool is lazy he's not he's not getting out there watch they have a divorce they have to go to court he owes child support yeah
5:04 she wants to televise like the Amber Heard trial she said based off her wedding and uh you know uh the day of welcoming her newborn baby in the world it was a wonderful day for me very important very emotional uh he is a man I always wanted in my life married life with him is wonderful he doesn't fight with me he doesn't argue and he just understands me Marcel is a great and faithful husband he is such a man and all women envy him what material is he made out of yeah yeah Tempur-Pedic canvas fingers crossed I hope polyester that'd be tight he's the perfect I gotta show you guys more photos these are just I just love what's the racket though what's the angle here there's something there's no limits how far this can go I don't know what you guys are surprised like it's a joke because a judge also like approves of the marriage or dude doctors were there doctors agreed there was a cake
5:56 dude I mean I'm sure if you're gonna pay somebody look how much tradition and culture is going on she's like smearing 150 people went to this they spent their afternoon doing this she smeared cake on them either now she's wiping his tears away I don't I can't tell which one it is so she's got to be in on this like it's almost like a performance art yeah kind of thing that she's like living out right there's no way she really like what are you talking she's just in love guys it's Marcel because you know why because if if this was discovered years later having happened I would believe it but if they're live streaming it as it goes then you know they're like doing it for cloud yeah yeah yeah how often does he get dry cleaners is that considered inhumane to like throw them in like a washing machine I don't think so I don't think it's necessary especially if she threw like cake on his ████ face you know that's true I don't know anymore if this is for performance or like she's actually I know because it's like I said it's they'll check it do they have an
6:46 Instagram yeah look it up should I look up they don't have an Instagram maybe she's doing it because it makes her really happy yeah that is good well I mean if she if she's already like struggling as the only Breadwinner at campaign it doesn't seem like she's capitalizing on something about it you know right but at least they're low cost the kitten has you know they don't eat it is low cost or it could be a really expensive like no I don't know or the fabric softener must like costume I I already don't understand what's going on I'm like if I try to explain the story to my dad I don't even know how he would take it he probably punch you in the face he's like is this one of your friends is that what you guys do this is Joe is Joe doing this did Joe marry a ball is Joe a doll just say it's Joe we that should be a segment on JK news where we try to explain the news to our parents and they'll be like what the what is
7:37 that even right now I'm on a diet right and I'm in the kitchen and I'm like waiting my foods have to hit certain calories my dad saw me putting food on a scale and literally he was like that's the pussiest ████ I've ever seen in my life your dad knows pussiest I'm like putting like chicken on I'm up too much to get off putting it on I think my dad's like what the ████ is that oh my God I don't even know how to explain this with this disappointing face and ████ does your dad like eat like the same thing every day he can he's crazy he can he's crazy says the guy who's ████ picking up pieces of chicken he's crazy to the gram you know so she says when my mom made Marcela and first introduced him to me uh or me to him I fell in love with him it was love for Sight it was because I didn't have a four-row dancer I would go to these dances but wouldn't always find a partner then he entered into my life and it all made sense the wedding was a
8:27 wonderful day for me very important very emotional it rained a lot but it was wonderful so she really just needed a dance partner like literally I'm looking at a bunch of photos where she's just hanging out with oh this one's good dude he just like flop I just carry him around like Weekend at Bernie's like can't hold himself up do you think she just adds on a beard later or like a little like draws down with a sharpie or like like uh it was like Mr Potato Head she's got different accessories just in a closet so you should wear this today yeah she got that that strap too that's what worries me that maybe her mental states that fragile that everyone's like don't even say that oh like everyone's like everyone's at the wedding dude that's crazy it could be the worst um the worst pairing you know like some parents are very like nurturing and so
9:18 they don't want their kid to ever get hurt and then there's also the kid that might be like extremely sensitive so starting from even like one years old it's already been like oh don't do that don't do that no no her friend is real right guys her friend is real it's like the first time you you tell another kid that Santa's not real yeah like when you're kids and then there's like an old like you're already at the age where you're like dude are you ████ serious that was not real how is this not real guys he dresses up pretty nice though look she's got a bump oh she's pregnant she's he's putting it so close to his face dude look I'm just pregnant he's like that's a bump dude this is the real deal this honestly is kind of a we've done a lot of weird ass news here but this one is really like she's either a great comedy like performer or like she I just want to meet this person now or her Vlog is
10:09 just like I'm more interested in how the law like allowed for all that yeah but I mean in the States you could there's certain States you can marry animals really yeah where are those States but they're like iguanas you can't marry them the horse is okay though which state can you marry upholstery though it depends on what the the upholstery identifies with you know what I mean if they identify as an upholstery that might be weird but if they're like I am Marcelo yeah a throw pillow like who can one say you know we did a JK news on um that lady who married the train station in ████ San Diego yeah it's the Amtrak station that's pretty baller though I think that's that's pretty cool consent they didn't and that's that's what the contention was by the bells and I don't even know if it was like like a like what do you call it like lit
11:01 like legitimized by the state but the way that she would make love with the train station is when the train would go by and it would shake and Rumble she would touch the walls and she would get an orgasm back [Music] foreign [Music]
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