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Barack Obama’s Estranged Brother Calls Him a ‘Snake’ and a ‘Traitor’

#obama#asssnake#malik#barack#hairbraided
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0:00 I think I forgot what it was but the other day I had to tell my mom about like what she was saying I think I actually had I had this conversation with her maybe not recently but I had to tell her that something that jizz to her the other day but well so what happened with the Obama what kind of hair braided scheme is this so let's go back to the air branding thing [Music] article submitted by Joseph does anybody call you Joseph some people do people of my past people who don't know he submitted the article no what if we start calling you Joe mama again you can I'm I get called different names what do you prefer Joe Papa Joe Biden Joe Biden yeah you like that are you sleepy Joe especially when they put a ████ before it Joe Obama speaking of Joe Obama yeah submitted by Joseph we're going to be talking about Malik Obama Mr Barack

0:52 Obama's transition brother you like that you got a brother yeah he's got a little hater you don't pay attention no I don't honestly I don't if I'm being honest you just said hey man yeah yeah I'll pay attention I'm sorry dude we'll add We'll add Lawrence a couple days ago I um that's hostile I look on trending on Twitter it's called X by the way yeah X what is it it's called You Have To Call It by X now you can't say yeah you go the the app formerly known as Twitter you ever just go on the trending section and then I saw Malik Obama so I was like oh who's this and I clicked it and it's his brother carry on you're probably gonna talk ████ you're probably gonna show us what what happened no good where's his real brother that's exactly I didn't even

1:43 know he had a brother I didn't either yeah yeah no it's his real brother by the same father I believe it might be a different mother oh okay same last name that's why the skin tone difference yeah yes the skin tone difference there's a discrepancy here let me uh let me show the discrepancy and skin tone difference people don't think it's real his brother's dark chocolate and Obama's Hershey's milk chocolate insane I think the Hat's really impressive though oh got it okay and it says does it call him light skin yes or maybe it's missing a letter and it's supposed to say like foreign [Laughter] I've been seeing a lot of let's go

2:34 Brandon signs it just says forbidden Kingdom yeah yeah he's pretty mean yeah he he hates he hates uh Barack the Trump fans are very rabid though aren't they they're very like rapid they're very extreme dude the comments on his ████ were like he's talking crap to um Obama pretty funny people are like can you just please send your brother 900 already like it looks like yeah basically uh this self-proclaimed proud Republican uh wearing the four Biden

3:25 on August 13th uh wrote on the app formerly known as Twitter me and fake ass a snake AKA why does he keep putting an a after ass by the way it's really weird I don't know he does it more than once what does he do he puts a what so he says like fake ass snake but he puts an A in between s and snake fake ass uh snake fake ass a snake I'm just trying to do it yeah you fake ass a snake yeah that's kind of cool when you do it though you fake ass a snake yeah fake ass a snake that's what he meant yeah that's a snake that's got to be you gotta put the Sass in there because there's two s's yes when you're passionate and you're you're typing away

4:15 dude sometimes you forget letters yeah that's true multiple times only that part he's doing it in a snake voice thick as the snakes oh like that yeah yeah yeah that's Harry Potter bro so me and fake as the snake president when he was a nobody why do I keep talking like yeah he throws a throwback photo of them uh in Kenyan Garb uh and he also comments the next day before he became a snob snob in all caps by the way oh ████ so this is basically going around on uh on I guess I'm still gonna call him tweets uh on the twitters and he said I just wanted to be fake as a snake's big

5:07 brother but he rejected me he is fake as a stick oh no it actually says fake as a snake uh without the ass so he told you he can't spell yeah he's In the Heat of the Moment bro he's typing away he is fake as a snake and is a traitor and he has his soul to the devil he sold his soul to the devil so that's basically how uh upset he is this is the photo reference of the Kenyan Garb before he was uh elected an official or a president load they need to make a movie about like their childhood and why they like resent each other you know what happened what were the things the issues it's probably gonna be very similar to La Bamba Obama who's that guy in the back though even darker third brother

5:59 they'll make a the sequel to that damn what do you think went wrong in the Obama family then or do you think the brother did they actually grow up as a family together like very close because he's only a half right does he know Obama from Hawaii Dude does he live in Hawaii so that's probably what it is long distance like just being on a nice Island yeah dude someone else included yeah he's Wade he's throwing up shakas all day poor this guy is just on the internet just ranting yeah somebody had concluded that the rift between them was a byproduct of jealousy um Barack Obama sought out his family after losing his father he found love but uh it became a tangled web they were each other's best men apparently they were each other's best men see Perfect movie yeah damn sometimes people do that by default though yeah but but this person speculates that he expected too much of his brother perhaps he was lent money for some hair braid scheme a blah

6:50 blah blah hair braid scheme Wait Wait Don't blah blah blah that dude let's go back to that yeah hair breaker it's definitely hair braiding hair braiding hair braided scheme yeah I think the idea is that when he became president maybe this guy wanted to um kind of like fall be vice president yeah he also he also apparently ran for a government position in Kenya I think um and the uh the campaign slogan was like Obama over there Obama over here or something dude he's writing coattails so so [Laughter] it's pretty good actually how did he not win right that's crazy I see a dance going along with that you should be a campaign manager bro I think you have a talent you have a hidden talent maybe I

7:40 don't know maybe you saw something covering it right now yeah it's kind of on the spot slogan for that right but he didn't win see because he didn't make it into a song he should have used uh to the window to the wall yeah Obama to the window Obama [Laughter] what does that mean the sweatshirts they're like but don't say the last part okay don't say the last one oh man like that's our favorite part it's a PR problem you gotta try you gotta change it to treat treat treat treat we give you three three three three three they say oh skate skates yeah you know my mom growing up she loved that song so she would always say the ski part yeah yeah it was a ringtone for a while she didn't know that it meant what she's hey she's wow one bro but she didn't know it was

8:31 come childish you know I don't think she knows to this day maybe I should tell her tell her tell her she definitely knows don't tell her ma you're talking about ejaculate okay don't don't tell her but just like Play the song around her and see if she like starts humming it and stuff I think I forgot what it was but the other day I had to tell my mom about like what she was saying I think I actually did I had this conversation with her maybe not recently but I had to tell her that something meant jizz to her the other day but well so what happened with the Obamas what kind of hair braided scheme is this so let's go back to the air braiding thing what other things could have meant geez besides skeet and jizz just give me give me like three more videos and I'll think of it was it a song it was a song because my mom likes to say things like from what's another uh jizz synonym well maybe it is in context like like bust oh yeah okay okay uh nut or like we'll think of it well maybe not yeah no

9:22 was it nut or cream cream no it wasn't cream dude that's crazy yeah that's obvious my mom's not an idiot dude what the ████ my mom knows come when she hears it knows come euphemisms okay Jesus Christ uh that's like style dude this guy that's like Anthony Lee I don't know I'm just trying to throw anything let's go back to air braiding please okay did you look into why they like he hates his brother so much it's just it's just speculation but it really does seem to he wrote a book and all that dude this is what happened everyone's making up their own ████ theories he probably did write a book he's trying to like make money off of the fame and stuff huh so it says so weird how Malik Obama turned on Barack Obama like this only because he didn't seem to think Barack was a snake when he used his name to boost a failed campaign for local government in Kenya Obama here Obama there was a slogan ended up with less

10:13 than 3K votes such a good thing such a good slogan but is that not his name too well I think here Obama there is definitely using his name too right actually yeah he said he he was the first Obama because people were arguing I was reading his tweet he fights with people in the comments it's so funny because he's older he's like yeah he's like I was first I'm Obama first so that's his ████ claim to fame is like okay apparently I'm a famous brother apparently I want to say that always always for safety but he does mention things like when Rock did take office he wouldn't like return his phone calls as much it would be really hard to contact him he's a ████ president yeah he's a little little busy yeah but that's his brother okay he should pick up the phone for his ████ brother you do have priorities okay what if his pet bunny died and then he needs to tell Barack so

11:04 they could talk about it and it's like oh so you're a ████ president now and now you you're too busy to talk to your own brother yeah that's sneaky Behavior right yeah it's very snake snake ass Bugs Bunny was my ████ favorite one out of the pack and it's like all right I see how it is looks funny and I want a presidential funeral for him yeah that's what he was asking for and he probably comes over a weird-ass guy man he sounds weird yeah he probably killed the bunny first though before he called brother that you have to apologize for like sorry my brother's Lee tidied if that's his main argument like my I was Obama first that's crazy that's the best censorship I've ever heard they're ever gonna resolve these issues no OK like as people get older you know

11:54 things become like a little less like you know like that's very mature and optimistic I think it's dependent on uh Malik big brother yeah big big brother kind of tells himself like yo I was tripping dude sorry I think that would be cool when he becomes like a famous rapper though first oh he has to get gain some Fame and then be like ah yeah Malik does sound cool for a rapper name yeah you know what it looks a cool name you know what does suck though because if if he does come out and talk about ████ it's not um people aren't gonna believe him because he's too crazy yeah yeah so if he like if he is airing all this stuff out it's like some of it might be true but we will never know because he's like crazy yeah he's crazy yeah I saw a post I said it's a good rap name but it's a good rap name yeah Malik's a good rap name Malik

12:44 Obama dude Malik Obama's a strong name dude it is strong I feel like he could do he can move mountains with that name yeah but he's gotta stop saying I was the first Obama because that's not a good look but it's like I was the first Obama then we're cooking with fire yeah now it's fresh yeah I saw him posting a picture of uh Barack Obama and then he says my brother is gay exactly is that where the uh is that where the rumors came from I heard about that I heard about rumors of Obama being gay yeah this dude confirmed him why is that so funny it is really funny you don't expect that no it's funny because it's so petty it's like stupid brother funny because that's what Dave Chappelle did to Martin Lawrence and Blue Streak if you remember that what can you tell me about Logan I tell you that he's gay

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