0:00 according to those rules Ryan is super straight and Nick is super gay [Music] all right in this situation try to guess what this guy did wrong okay easy so there's this dude his name is Miguel Alvaro he's from Portugal and he's um on a vacation all by himself in Istanbul that's where he messed up our first mistake all right sorry why what's wrong with that I thought people go there to get a plastic surgery or Istanbul we just want to be judgy okay he went by himself Nadeem went by himself I want to do a trip by myself but you should go to somewhere you guys aren't playing this game right okay are you on our team or what the ████ is it just mean Anthony so he goes to meet a friend for lunch he doesn't really know much about the city
0:51 so he sees a police officer and decides to ask the officer for direction ████ up again please aren't your friends yep oh yeah those countries gotta be careful they're they're corrupt as soon as they um as soon as they as soon as she talks to them they grab him by the arm and then one of them hits them in the ribs push him against the van uh hit him on the shoulder ████ up and they arrested him for traveling by himself I mean Anthony are right we're playing this game right okay this isn't turkey yeah what do you what what did he do why did he deserve this we're strict laws or something or ask the directions why do you go talk to the cop wait so he was looking for places to go eat he was just looking for directions you got to do that before he goes to the destination that's what he was like we are not Yelp yeah yeah yeah you need to
1:42 have an itinerary before you go to the location but they arrested him though yeah because he was being annoying probably he was asking too many questions maybe he was like he's like what's a Cool vibe here what's a cool trendy so far he did he didn't say he didn't say anything I know why it's illegal to be a food blogger in Turkey we hate you ████ food bloggers he's definitely not food vlogging so here so here's what happened next so they take him he spends like five hours in the police van he's told to shut up and be quiet um he ends up uh for for 13 hours he's in the police van it takes 17 hours to drive to the eastern border which is where they took him 13 hours yeah and then he ends up he ends up in this uh like a Detention Center where he describes like that it's like full of like maggots
2:33 it's like really gross conditions what did this guy do to deserve this I don't think he did anything wrong the ████ yeah so he just asked for directions he was released 20 days later I think they were just ████ with him maybe he had the wrong guy he had a they didn't have the wrong guy what was he Wang oh maybe they did I don't know uh you wanna see what he looks like did he have a t-shirt that said ████ did you say ████ Turkish cops does that look like a race thing that's why look that ████ looks photoshopped as hell yeah okay you guys ready for the reason yeah this is from the actual police Okay so this guy what's his name again Miguel Alvaro was arrested because he looked gay
3:25 no I I heard that they're banning like transgender like stuff like that and yeah [Laughter] you gotta just be careful bro what the ████ you people are nuts dude he actually is gay oh ████ damn their gaydar was on oh ████ oh no he didn't say he's not gay yeah but but they didn't give him a chance maybe it was a look maybe it's the way he yeah maybe he was the way he talked to them yeah because he's like do you guys know any good places to eat and he goes oh he's a gay get him they were startled dude Yeah so basically what happened
4:15 interesting that you said they got the wrong guy so what happened there was like a gay uh demonstration that was happening in the city at the same time that I think they had been asked to disburse or it got unruly or something oh so he thought he was a part of those they thought he was part of that but he didn't even know that that was going on he's like I just flew in wrong place wrong time he had no idea that's why you got to do your research before you get to the ████ spot you're absolutely right it's not illegal to be gay but they are cracking down like they just don't like it yeah that ████ sucks it's becoming an increasingly hostile place for lgbtq plus uh and uh there's been a ban on Pride events since 2015. oh so you can't do Pride events if I did some research and I was going to a country where they're like they beat the Chinese people I'm not gonna go there bro that's
5:06 true though like I'm not gonna go like as much as it sucks it's like that's like you know you're going into another place of rules you got to understand what the rules are you know what I'm saying why would you want to go to a place you're not you're not really welcomed at anyway that's what I'm saying why would you want to spend your money how much anxiety you would have walking around trying to just be like oh I want to eat and then you're worried about you know your safety being Chinese and getting beat up they probably got a ████ ass like in Chinese yeah yeah dude I don't know especially 99.9 yeah oh dude and if I showed them my 23 I will show it to them because I won't shut the ████ up about it and they're gonna beat me up dude can you imagine Nick walking up to someone they're like hey you know any good places to eat here I don't like China man China man they start beating his ass up that's
5:56 crazy that they that's wild 20 days 20 days dude and then they're just like all right see you later yeah they're like oh you weren't part of that yeah just kidding yeah my bad Oh wrong guy yeah don't like don't be gay next time you're here oh you missed your flight oh all right what was the point of the 20 days is that like the actual amount of days they think it's gonna help cool off the gayness or something here's so it says so stupid the actual quote is that he was arrested they arrested him because he looked gay before allegedly detaining him for 20 days I think it's just the processing and then to to prove that it wasn't a different process yeah I mean is he's gay so I mean it would have been they don't have the files what are you they don't have the Manpower it would have been funny if he was straight but because he's gay that's really ████ up yeah wait what do you mean
6:46 what do you mean so hate crime dude if he was straight that would have been really funny because they assumed he was gay and he was like I'm just I'm straight what is a what is so gay about me like I'm not gay and then like but if he's but because it's gay it's a hate crime it's crazy too that that they didn't even like you said they didn't confirm that he was gay they said he looked gay I think people police differently across the world that means that you don't even have to be again that means you just can't look the official statement yeah yeah yeah he looked again yeah he looked like he was gay so I'm gonna arrest him for 20 days make sure he doesn't get back home but that's that's just like why does this guy look good and clean and smell good you know what I mean does he look that gay to you guys but they were right look he looks put together bro when you see when you do this he looks
7:39 he looks Annie so they're saying any handsome good-looking clean well-dressed guy they're like they're like he's definitely good because they didn't say that he sounded gay he looked again that means they made the decision before he spoke they just the partners they just looked at each other and like yeah that's like I'm married it's like him wearing a pride flag like his whole wardrobe was just that I mean maybe it wasn't like super short shorts maybe he had a little bit of that you know walk it looked like you oh never mind that's not the actual picture it might not be no I got I gotta stand up and move my hips a little bit but my friend was uh doing like that the the Bible missionary like stuff out in um Afghanistan and um he doesn't have a mustache but that's like a whole thing like you gotta have a mustache to be a man and he said they would roast them every day oh he
8:31 just couldn't grow them they would call him gay no no like like or some facial hair right so for him he didn't know but they would just be like what are you gay and they would like every day get like Bully that's so funny he's getting bullied by the people he's trying to preach to he couldn't connect to them unless he grew the beer because they're like why don't you have a mustache like oh he must be gay we can't take his word for it yeah they're just they think it's so funny that he can't have a must of those rules Ryan is super straight and ████ yeah dude look at me bro I need like eight months to grow up like a little fuma and ████ yeah they're like what are you a girl you don't have a mustache dude that sucks it's like little boys would be making fun of them like he doesn't have a mustache damn that's messed up yeah but yeah they said that
9:23 during that time um 149 people were detained for gay demonstrations this kind of proves how harsh their laws are though because like if this guy just walks around he's just asking for the word he's just being a normal you know where a Quiznos is and he's like getting ████ up and ████ you gotta like put on a straight voice to ask about questions I feel like those those countries over there are a lot like strict I just in Dubai and uh you can't even say the f word yeah if uh you said if you get caught saying the f word one it's illegal you get can get up to a year of jail time and then find 10 000 durhams and wow you can't even say words like that lady who got arrested for yelling at the rent a car at the at
10:13 the airport I didn't see that she like left her wallet in the rental car and they were she was like oh can I get my wallet out and they were like oh you have to pay for us to bring the car back and then she started shouting at them and she got arrested and the the charge said for for raising her voice in public because women aren't allowed to yell what guys are yeah whoa she was supposed to get a man to yell for her basically this is in Dubai I should have hired another guy off hire him that'll be dope you can have a hired Yeller you hear that does that make you want to be like tomorrow I'm booking my flight right now I'm gonna buy property they're they're gonna legal to be gay so it's it's beyond the law it's the sentiment it's the climate that's probably worse than the law that's very true you know they don't even have to wait for things to be illegal illegal they just don't like you yeah that's
11:03 really rough cops choice that day exactly yeah just like cops yeah cops all around the world a little funny huh it's like morality police like what you were saying for like Muslim residents in Malaysia or something yeah they have different rules for them are you a blue supporter oh blues Buddhist supporter you look like you have a police academy shirt on oh no there's a fire department along those lines he was about to judge us are you a blue supporter [Music]
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